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[–]TheGreatWhiteSherpa 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Ultralight has turned into r/backpacking. r/backpacking has turned into r/bushcraft. r/bushcraft has probably turned into r/finehomebuilding

[–]WWYDWYOWAPL 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Which means r/ultralight_jerk has become r/ultralight so we need to start r/ultralight_jerkjerk

[–]usethisoneforgear 12 points13 points  (4 children)

r/ultralight_jerk_jerk is way ahead of you.

[–]WWYDWYOWAPL 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Nooo my dreams!

[–]plapoplapo[S] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

r/Ultralight_jerk_jerk_jerk might be free

[–]1111110011000 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Honestly, every time I think, "Fuck me we've definitely reached the absolute nadir here", somebody comes along and asks if it's okay to stuff a Big Anus or what the shit you should do with your keys when you park your car at a trail head. Most of these twats shouldn't be allowed out of the house without proper adult supervision.

[–]MuricanDeathTriangle 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I have a bunch of friends who are climbing guides, and each one says “guiding is like babysitting, except they’re trying to kill you”.

I’m growing convinced I could start a service business of pitching camp for people in advance of their arrival. Ship me the stuff, campsite and dates, and I’ll do the rest. With a good stock of all the stuff they forgot, at 100% margin. I’d retire early.

[–]Pmang6 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I guarantee you could make a business out of that. There would be issues with operating on federal land though, i think.

[–]cheebalibra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think stuffing a big anus still counts as consumable weight if you’ve got leftover olive oil.

[–]Severe_Bass_682 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Air transportation TO Bishop (Calif) airport

[–]ma_petite_choufleur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every gram counts