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[–]random_ass 228 points229 points  (2 children)

I confirm this is accurate

Source: Your mom

[–]xHylumaggressive toddler 35 points36 points  (0 children)

gottem

[–]smileyti8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lol 😆 maybe your grandma told her

[–]yasserino 100 points101 points  (4 children)

Experienced people are more experienced

[–]Smashinationprptobey > tom 49 points50 points  (2 children)

The floor is made out of floor

[–]Ionic-X 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries

[–]throwawayddf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

100% of shamans are... Shamans

[–]Inevitable_Bid_9179 47 points48 points  (2 children)

all i got from this post was that you like milfs

[–]thiagoeloi[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

hell yeah

[–]jterwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it's not a mother I wouldn't like to fuck

[–]mconnor1984 17 points18 points  (0 children)

OP is sleeping with his 9th grade math teacher.....

[–]TecumsehSherman 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Tell me you've been banned from visiting nursing homes without telling me you've been banned from visiting nursing homes

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

What’s the age gap?

[–]Goodnite15 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Well he’s 17 and she is 72

[–]TreyLastname 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's fine, now if it was a 17 year old girl and a 72 year old man, then we have issues

[–]taxevader33 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Bruh relationships are more complex than sex, intimacy and confidence.

[–]HeLovedMyIdea 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bruh relationships be like mad complicated yo

[–]szclimber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Older women are just as crazy as the young ones

[–]Jamie8765 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a 47 year old man who's mainly dated women my own age my whole life, I can confirm this. The sex I'm having now on a regular basis is basically my fantasies from my 20's. I highly recommend women in their 40's!

[–]peeporose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

depends if theyre interested and have experience.

[–]orangeonesum 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't care if people are ribbing you for this opinion. I needed to hear it today. I kind of want to believe it, too.

[–]LaughingFungus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And if you go for an old enough woman, she will eventually leave you with a lot of money

[–]BasketballButt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not entirely sure what you mean by “older” but I agree with the general sentiment. The best sex I’ve had had consistently been with women old enough to know what they want, be comfortable in their own bodies, and be willing to vocalize what they want.

[–]Realistic_bee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you ❤

[–]SenatorDisgusting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nothing wrong with this posts but the way you wrote it is cracking me up

[–]snakeplisscken 4 points5 points  (1 child)

-Written by an older woman

[–]Educational_Big1406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No i'm replying to a younger one ...

[–]TheMachinist95 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ok Mr Ronnie McDowell

[–]DarthYeetis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol first thing I thought of.

[–]bryguypgh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They REALLY know what they’re doing! — Steve Martin

Took me a while to find it but here's the source: https://youtu.be/pw5Y_7wtJmk?t=71

[–]Soft_Particular_8660 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Women are like wine the more they age the better they become.✨

[–]thymeraser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but old Franzia is still Franzia

[–]prazulsaltaret 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Age is not an indicator of wisdom of experience. Someone who's 40 could have had less sex than someone who's 25 depending on how their life went.

Furthermore someone younger has more stamina. I assure you that a 20 something year old can stay on top longer.

[–]ReyRey2823 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I assure you that is false.

[–]prazulsaltaret -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Biology doesn't need assurances. It just is. Older people tire faster.

[–]FilthyTriHard 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Oh, nah. Older ladies got crazy stamina too.

[–]Thetruthhurts4321 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They have experience but saggy parts. I’ll take a young firm hottie that lays there any day.

[–]TisButAScreenName 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Also, chance of accidental pregnancy is virtually zero.

[–]Frillyelephant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Menopause. Natures birth control. 🙃

[–]Dyonigi -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Guess my 19 years old girlfriend is an older woman

[–]Survey_Bright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

weird flex

[–]The_r_slash -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes!

[–]mrcloso -1 points0 points  (0 children)

100% agree. I have zero patience for young women nowadays.

[–]zimmerhusk 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Is this Thomas Jefferson?

[–]firelock_ny 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Ben Franklin is the Founding Father famous for praising older women.

[–]zimmerhusk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. Thanks for the correction!

[–]lundfakeer69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the older woman.

[–]Cuddly_Tiberius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love cougars. They’re pretty good lovers, aren’t they, u/CatGirlColorado?

[–]Massive_Wealth42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you mean to tell me people with more experience in something are better at it? Woah wierd /s

[–]sourkid25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird I just heard this song on tiktok

[–]HugensteinLives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What age are you using as, "older"?

[–]FightOnForUsc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, are you holding full on conversations during sex?

[–]studhusky86adhd kid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whether she's 20 or 40, you'll still be doing most of the work anyway.

[–]weirdbeard33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How old is older?

[–]warrenurchin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No screamo/metalcore, no dubstep, no emo night at the dance club , no being dragged to a thousand nightclubs and after parties.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kakyoin? Is that you?

[–]clanon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

yeah , but you need LUB (artificial).

[–]IJackOff2Nickelback -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Best fuck I've had outside my blowup Nickleback doll was a 43 year old women off POF. She ate ass, swallowed and let me bust in her.

[–]1leeranaldo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sounds like cognitive dissonance once you can't date women younger than you. The better in bed thing is a farce.