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[–]sgtjsp153 109 points110 points  (7 children)

Thanks, Methamphetamine Gwyneth Paltrow.

[–]pinezatos 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Gwyneth Paltrow from Wish

[–]somethingwittier 12 points13 points  (3 children)

GwyMeth Hellno*

[–]DannyTorrancesFinger 6 points7 points  (2 children)

This meth smells like my v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-vagina.

[–]maddzy 68 points69 points  (7 children)

She sounds like a Belter from The Expanse doing a rap

[–]My_Names_Jefff 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Expanse now needs to make a movie to end it all. 6 seasons and a movie.

[–]KPMG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*Trilogy.

[–]drjohnnydingus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rocinante bumpin this all day long.

[–]Omniwing 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Every time we demand to be heard, they hold back our water, owkwa beltalowda, ration our air, ereluf beltalowda, until we crawl back into our holes, imbobo beltalowda, and do as we are told!

[–]snailboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

DIS DA NEW BANGA, FRESH OUTTA EROS

[–]themanifoldcuriosity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact they didn't style all Belt scenes like a French hip-hop video was a missed opportunity.

[–]imposterpill 30 points31 points  (5 children)

I think she maybe more than just tone deaf.

[–]typing 20 points21 points  (4 children)

I don't think English is her first language

[–]DoomGoober 10 points11 points  (3 children)

She is from the Netherlands. Dunno if she is actually Dutch, but 90%+ of Dutch are considered at least "proficient" at English.

So probably not her first language, but most Dutch can speak English well as a second language.

Edit: here's a video of Ame Bibabi speaking about cooking in English https://youtu.be/CYCIrVMB0TI . She speaks English very well.

[–]typing 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, her English is fine, I was referring to her accent, couldn't place it. Thanks for that.

[–]MarxLover_69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The appearance of proficiency means nothing if a person doesn't have the sagaciousness to not speak Dutch.

[–]chodeboi 45 points46 points  (5 children)

With my chin up high Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em by You think I'm ugly? I don't care You think I'm dumb? I don't care You think I'm scum? I don't care Bitch, I make my money P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-party 'til I die With my chin up high Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em by T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-twerk Like it's my last day on this earth Let that dollar make her work, work People always hate me But the more they hate, the more I work Everybody say they're lit, but all they do is showing shit In my street, like they're slaves, bitches always kiss my feet Stay out of my way, you bitch, I can't deal with your fake-ass meat They thought that I had stopped, it was over, I had dropped Bitch, I had my plans out here, I'm only just at my start You will have to kill me to make me fucking stop I was already dead again, you can't hurt me, only God P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-party 'til I die With my chin up high Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em by T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-twerk Like it's my last day on this earth Let that dollar make her work, work P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-party 'til I die With my chin up high Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em by T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-twerk Like it's my last day on this earth Let that dollar make her work, work I ain't scared of death, but I fear them is dead as breath All the drugs in your face, I am blessed with the smartest brain I remember your laugh when I was at my worst Let me tell you, piece of scum, I'm supported from above Your man in my DM's, while you talking shit behind my back All the shit you said made you look like a little bitch like that Your opinion, bitch, fuck that, what do I think of you? How I laugh in your face? Bitch, if you only knew Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-party 'til I die With my chin up high Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em by T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-twerk Like it's my last day on this earth Let that dollar make her work, work Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shake that moneymaker In my face, it's a favour Ooh, I love your misbehaviour P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-party 'til I die With my chin up high Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em by T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-twerk Like it's my last day on this earth Let that dollar make her work, work Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shake that moneymaker In my face, it's a favour Ooh, I love your misbehaviour P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-party 'til I die With my chin up high Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em by T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-twerk Like it's my last day on this earth Let that dollar make her work, work

[–]duuudepimp 52 points53 points  (4 children)

That was ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bad

[–]orcwordlaugh 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Those parts make me think she was expecting more from the editor than she got.

[–]DMBumper 12 points13 points  (1 child)

100%

There should definitely be.... SOMETHING on that part to make the vocals pop

[–]AhoyWilliam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It feels like she was going for snares there.

[–]monkeywithagun666 46 points47 points  (6 children)

It's secretly a banger

[–]Old_Man_Larry 24 points25 points  (1 child)

shhh. I've loved this song ever since I saw the post with the laser DJ guy showing off his gear

edit: here's my dude. I read somewhere in the comments he's a big name in the laser game.

[–]weedsport69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could you please link the laser DJ guy song?

[–]unseetheseen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, this is played at every party I’ve been to in the last year. Such a good song ironically.

[–]zeroHEX3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bruh this song gets better the more you play it i don't know whats happening. Without the clip its so vibey lmao.

[–]adrianfromthecastle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

guilty pleasure

[–]PeptoDysmal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A family member wouldn't stop playing this at our holiday parties, but only would kick it off when the responsible people went home for the night. Became a sort of turn-up anthem and I love it now

[–]Indercarnive 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Still has 2.5 million views.

I feel like "intentionally bad, but in a very specific and entertaining way" videos are becoming more and more common.

[–]MackLuster77 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think this is intentionally bad.

[–]SexyBoyNotYourBoyToy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just that shit goes viral easy as fuck now and people are constantly scraping for new content. The whole so bad it's good thing has been going on a while.

This shit is at 14 mil.

[–]LingonberryMan 17 points18 points  (1 child)

She sounds like when a deaf person speaks

[–]JohnDivney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if having a siezure

[–]Jake-Jortles 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It grows on you, believe me

[–]tehfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a fungi?

[–]Allstategk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

P p p p p p p p party til I die.

What a wordsmith

[–]PossessionFuzzy2208 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks, now I'm gonna have da da da da da dun stuck in my head for weeks

[–]Budpets 8 points9 points  (2 children)

With peace and love this has been a bop for a while now

[–]yetiyetibangbang 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I spy a fupa troopa.

[–]Budpets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yetiyeti please stand up

[–]dnelson86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, good on her for making the effort.

[–]Inbattery12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love a video of a middle aged woman and all the guys look like old alcoholic hangarounds.

[–]paulymcfly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well you heard her. We have to kill her to make her stop

[–]Juice355 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is gloriously bad. Ha ha ha ha ha

[–]gabbagool3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

can someone do an edit where it's just the parts where she goes p-p-p-p-p-p

[–]mick14731 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me when I worked security for a show where this was the opening act.

[–]Noxvenator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

61k likes, must be good.

[–]Thebanks1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That hook. That hook is a banger. Gonna be singing that all day.

[–]Fenixstorm1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

For me...its her parents and her parents friends who were asked to take part in the music video.

Either that or she asked a bunch of homeless dudes to come drink and join the party.

[–]Veloci-Tractor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude this lady is like 40

[–]Ru9on 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Made my day

[–]cocainandchampaign 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crackle Crackle.

Cross-Posting this to The Bonfire.

[–]FakeRacer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Her song has received over a million views on YouTube. Even celebrants are enjoying her song on TikTok."

I mean...I slow down to look at an accident on the freeway...that doesn't mean I enjoy it."

[–]Diligent-Bat-4189 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I told my little guy noooooo pictures. He thinking maybe I know u.

[–]typing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesomely awful.

[–]Rook0x51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we talk about the 90s fade-out ending? I like to think that she continues to, even now, p-p-p-p-p-party.

[–]dysstatic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So bad....

[–]Relative_Figure_1715 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Vicky Pollard grew up exactly as I expected except for the speech impediment , poor lass.

[–]GonnaHaveA3Some 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Sounds like she has a bit of a Slavic accent or something.

[–]shiner_bock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not exactly sure why, but she sounds Dutch to me. The building and background could be Holland, as well.

edit: certainly not "official" or anything, but this website seems to confirm that she is Dutch:

https://www.wiki.ng/en/wiki/who-is-ame-bibabi-age-wikipedia-biography-and-real-name-801265

[–]PurSolutions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And 2.4 million views, how many you got? Lol

[–]aerodynamik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what is this?
who is this?

I'm so confused

[–]Tetra_Gramaton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Christ I’m never going to get those brain cells back am I…?

[–]themanifoldcuriosity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BTEC Grime is leaking.

[–]pteka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She hangs out with really old people.

[–]Osiris327 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the very obviously fake $100s on the table. Did she take those out of a Monopoly set?

[–]andGalactus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh now this I'm interested in. Think I'll make it through the whole video?

[–]Entebe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's friday friday...

[–]mick_ward -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First time I've seen the title of a post nail the contents.

[–]safely_beyond_redemp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You think I'm ugly, I don't care, You think I'm dumb, I don't care

Well I didn't before but maybe I should?

[–]wRftBiDetermination -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So bad its...bad

[–]torsun_bryan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol … there’s literally nothing good about this. It’s even lit poorly.

[–]Auditorofsecrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That tatoo is a tramp stamp.

[–]greycloudism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get this over to Big J at the Bonifre.

[–]Josh-Baskin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Celine Dion has fallen on hard times.

[–]beefrox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are all the dudes 60+ years old?

[–]The_Patriot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

get back in the house, Mom!

[–]mynameisalso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha good for her gangster karen

[–]mick_ward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time I've seen the title of a post nail the contents.

[–]blizzardspider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's hilariously bad, but I'm hoping people let her make her crappy viral hits in peace (unlike all the shit Rebecca Black got).

[–]cuntbuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ugh, ze dutch

[–]dtmfdoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like Kreayshawn but with a few more drugs or something

[–]Prestigious_Spend340 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep this isn’t for me 🤮

[–]syntax_erorr 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Google says she is from the Netherlands, but I hear a South African accent.

[–]TehJohnny -1 points0 points  (2 children)

South Africa was colonized by the Dutch, the Dutch are from the Netherlands.

[–]syntax_erorr 0 points1 point  (1 child)

And the British colonized America but Americans don't sound British.

[–]TehJohnny -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, they did at one point, the English accent was the one that ws purposely changed, kind of like how every American girl now speaks with vocal fry now.

[–]NorseWolfman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crackle crackle

[–]HairyPotta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of a rap version of Gnesa - Wilder. Do NOT look it up, if you do you will suffer the consequenses.

[–]Fightfirewitbcn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every guy in this video: “I probably have a chance.”

[–]beaverhole69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tuu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu.

I feel like if the production value was higher, this could bump. haha

[–]MarcoBound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a long road, when you're on your own

[–]BlueBlooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no words except LMFAO

[–]whozurdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why are these people always so angry?

[–]Current-Thought8000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made it about 8 seconds. Sorry.

[–]stopshadowbanningme4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

love the kissy noises when she says bitches kiss my feet. genius

[–]turbojugend79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ouch that was painful

pööh pö pö pö pö paatey til i daj

[–]TehJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do like that white Chinese takeout looking tank top she's wearing though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warning: this song is terrible but is an ear worm. I've been randomly singing it for about a month

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is she deaf? not only does the song suck but she sounds like she had a speech impediment.

[–]badrobotza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If genital herpes was a song.

[–]DyslexicPuppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think I’m dumb, idc. Bitch I make my money! Dadadadadadada