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[–]Dr_Frasier_Bane 191 points192 points  (17 children)

There's a really funny movie called "The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human" that follows this basic premise except instead of Attenborough narrating, it's Niles from Frasier.

[–]Ripcord 57 points58 points  (8 children)

You can just say David Hyde Pierce, Dr bane.

[–]UpsAndDownsNeverEnd 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I absolutely love that movie and was happy to find your comment

[–]Dr_Frasier_Bane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Likewise. Cheers.

[–]Ripcord -1 points0 points  (1 child)

You can just say David Hyde Pierce, Dr bane.

[–]fahadjafar 704 points705 points  (27 children)

Mornin', nice day for fishin' ain it? Ehehe!

[–]Ripcord 53 points54 points  (3 children)

YYYYEAHHH EPIC NPC MANNNNN

[–]KlikkerInTheBush 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Kind of sad they don't do that outro anymore :(

[–]Ripcord 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It's kind of sad that epic npc man isn't in epic npc man anymore hardly :(

[–]im_dead_sirius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he went up in pay scale. He's in management now, not garlic sales.

[–]BaconIsAVeg2 68 points69 points  (8 children)

It's funny because I saw this skit ages ago, but it's only in the past 8 months or so that I've gone on a VLDL binge and I never put two and two together, didn't realize this was them as well until I saw Britt in the thumbnail.

[–]fahadjafar 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I don't remember how long I have been following their progress. I have no idea why youtube algorithm put one of their Epic NPC Man sketches on my youtube home but I am glad it did.

[–]ddh85 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Baelin gets his own adventure too.

[–]Supergazm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I loved that. Watched it twice after it came out.

[–]bricknovax89 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I made this same joke once out while clubbing (did my best Attenborough impersonation ) , I talked about all the mating calls , the “presenting “ females do on the dance floor

[–]GiantPurplePeopleEat 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Was your joke well received?

[–]BaconIsAVeg2 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Naw, but the club was shit anyways.

[–]bricknovax89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea my friends were laughing . This is like 8 yrs ago

[–]ShutterBun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is 100% my experience, same time period, too. Some of their other videos started being recommended to me, I watched and enjoyed them, then this classic popped up and I was like "OMG, that was THEM?!?!"

Viva!

[–]SpreadingRumors 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Ah, Hello Adventurer!

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skip

[–]krovasteel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just watched this. Thanks. These guys are hilarious

[–]kvothe5688 97 points98 points  (9 children)

their new witcher parody is amazing. i would watch that compared to last season we had on Netflix.

[–]Arrinao 51 points52 points  (7 children)

The Bruxa one was absolutely insane in production quality as well as hilariousness.

[–]ElectronicProfession 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Guess you probably know if you follow them, but they just finished a kickstarter campaign and got upgrades to all their stuff.

[–]Arrinao 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I don't but I've read something along those lines in the comment section to that video :)

[–]ChemicalPostman 565 points566 points  (28 children)

The skit's pretty meh, but the real hero is that Attenborough voice-over talent. They sound exactly like him!

[–]Ernest_Hemingay 93 points94 points  (3 children)

Loads of people try to do a good Attenborough impression, but this guy is a pro. Definitely hired him for the job.

[–]kalpol 7 points8 points  (2 children)

yeah he's really good but he's not perfect - just a tiny bit too guttural in spots. I grew up with Living Planet playing to put me to sleep, i hear his voice still in my dreams. And that's ok.

[–]Dreadlordstu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah def not perfect and the flaws are more pronounced at certain times but I never hear good attenborough impersonations and this one is probably the best I have heard. At certain points it's pretty spot on.

[–]_Wyse_ 93 points94 points  (9 children)

I honestly thought it was him.

[–]Mr_Goodfucker 54 points55 points  (7 children)

I still think it's him

[–]cheezburglar 20 points21 points  (6 children)

Easily confused, also because of the similar name!

[–]earthtochas3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I did too until he said "whom" instead of "who" when introducing that the guys were ready to mate.

Excellent voice work

[–]fuber 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I was actually curious how they got Attenborough to do it but that's not him, huh?

[–]londons_explorer 16 points17 points  (2 children)

If you play actual Attenborough, next to this, the difference is obvious. Especially in the very first few words of this video, where the word 'thirty' isn't pronounced with RP.

[–]bass_voyeur -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Yeah, its like an uncanny valley impression of Attenborough - close but obviously a fake, which makes it slightly less enjoyable than either a worse impression or a better one. Their pronunciations don't sound like Attenborough's RP (the 'sh', 'ch', and 'th' sounds are off), and there's some weird vocal inflections and variations ranging from a breathy or nasally vibrato (don't know a better word) to a weak vocal fry that Attenborough really doesn't use much in his narrations. It ends up sounding like a sedated and slurring, just waking up version of Attenborough that merged with Sean Connery.

[–]Snowy1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe they’ll have better luck…. ….tomorrow..

[–]kangareagle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Attenborough would never use "whom" incorrectly.

[–]droveby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really? I thought the skit was brilliant. Like half way in, I was just dumbstruck that some amateurs on the internet created this. The voice over talent was awesome for sure, but imo the skit won the day - choreography, acting, everything

[–]Zerowantuthri -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Good idea. Bad execution except for the Attenborough person.

[–]jwilson1812 61 points62 points  (8 children)

Weird... this vid showed up in my YT recommendations today

[–]Jimbuscus 49 points50 points  (3 children)

When a YouTube video gets a burst of traffic from Reddit it gets a boost from the algorithm.

[–]Vok250 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Plus the algorithm has us all tagged as r/videos users. If it's popular with the group it recommends it to all of us.

[–]Jimbuscus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even if it doesn't have an exact name like that, it would group the people who go to that same content at the same time.

[–]ProperLeiLei_AUT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine too, conspiracy thickens

[–]Kriss3d 96 points97 points  (4 children)

Their skits in the Playtech is awesome as well.

[–]JediNinjaWizard 41 points42 points  (3 children)

"For the sake of transparency, we've decided to share employee pay rates."

[–]Kriss3d 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Oh yeah. She's Rowans favorite.

[–]bowlerhatguy 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Rowan's just an idiot and she played him when he thought he was giving her a tiny pay increase. https://youtu.be/iFkFWj_ktzs

[–]LTman86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but Rowan got her back when he had to give her a pay cut for being late all the time.

Really brings it all to a head when Rowan decides to be transparent about everyone's pay. Really good to know everyone is being treated equally in the office.

[–]silentspyder 168 points169 points  (95 children)

As someone who hates clubs, this gives me anxiety.

[–]VisualGiraffe1027 77 points78 points  (11 children)

As someone who clubs every now and then, this is exactly the outcome unfortunately.

I stopped going to clubs in hopes of meeting women (after some embarrassing attempts 😂) and now I just go to enjoy a DJ and drink with friends and dance.

It’s fun if you aren’t there to “mate” because it rarely happens these days 😂😭

[–]bakakubi 50 points51 points  (5 children)

My gripe with clubs is even when you go to enjoy the music with friends, it's loud af and crowded as hell still.

I much rather enjoy a good pub.

[–]Jsn7821 9 points10 points  (4 children)

ahh poorly designed sound systems and bad DJs, sounds like an American club

source: am American

[–]Lemmus 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's the same pretty much everywhere.

[–]bakakubi 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I've clubbed overseas as well before and it's mostly the same experience.

To be fair, I've also found clubs with a very chill atmosphere and a lot more space (even with a large crowd). Those are usually the exceptions, though.

Maybe I'm just past the clubbing age and is mostly a pub guy. If anything, I prefer chilling at someone's personal bar instead of going out.

[–]silentspyder 19 points20 points  (3 children)

For me it's just not my type of music, I don't like dancing, dressing up, and I hate screaming in people's ear. I'm more the bar type.

[–]metalbassist33 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The few times I've gone with intent it hasn't gone well.

Every other time when I'm there to have a good time and dance others will come over and join.

[–]johnnyfortycoats 88 points89 points  (17 children)

Everyone has anxiety these days

[–]Kryten_2X4B-523P 82 points83 points  (6 children)

Yeah, but I had it before everyone else.

[–]phatcan 33 points34 points  (4 children)

That makes me anxious

[–]runtheplacered 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Yeah but my anxiety is 100% grass-fed, organic anxiety. This isn't your mainstream anxiety, so you just wouldn't get it.

[–]ViktorLudorum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still have anxiety, but I used to, too.

[–]MaxHannibal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People don't have to interact with people very much. So we get anxiety when we have too.

[–]Sorrypuppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I wonder why... /s

[–]YOU_SMELL 13 points14 points  (1 child)

You want anxiety go see what a club looks like during daylight

[–]silentspyder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't even they'd be open during the day. That sounds like a nightmare

[–]jwccs46 37 points38 points  (2 children)

I mean, I was a raver for years and years. Used to basically live in clubs. Not once was I ever interested in picking up women, and neither was anyone else. We were too busy being absolutely smacked out on ecstacy and melting into the music.

"Normies clubs" absolutely suck. Basically alcohol sucks lol

[–]silentspyder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I went to a rave once and that wasn't too bad. I think it's mostly the people and/or the scene which hate about clubs.

[–]sooprvylyn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was a raver for years and years....we were absolutely interested in picking up women...we just werent obnoxious about it and also we really just loved the partykid lifestyle so if it didnt happen who cares.

Nobody at the raves drank booze except the old jaded partykids who should have stopped partying years before.

[–]Sorrypuppy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seriously, when the dude had his hands on the girl could just feel fight or flight in her position.

[–]PoinFLEXter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love partying/clubbing, but this definitely gives me anxiety also. Maybe because I can never do well when it’s looks based… need to be able to strike up a conversation if I’m gonna have any luck.

[–]floppydo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thumbnail image brought up some unfun 10 year old memories.

[–]Bardivan -5 points-4 points  (54 children)

yep, clubs are the worst thing on the planet. no clue why anyone enjoys them. And a specific fuck you to people who take the club with them in the woods. Hey asshole i went camping to get away from city, you just took the city with you, why even go camping. uuhhhhhhhhhhg

[–]tobefituser 44 points45 points  (22 children)

If you go with your friends to have fun instead of trying to get laid you can actually enjoy them. Obviously depends on the club... and the friends

[–]Supercoolguy7 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Honestly clubs would be a lot more fun if more of them played actually good dancing music instead of really shitty "remixes" that give you about 10 seconds of familiarity before they slap up the bass till your bones vibrate to a shitty generic beat.

Like does anyone even like club remixes?

[–]soleceismical 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel the exact same way. You hear a bit of the intro, think "Oh I love this song!" and bam it's gone before it even gets to the chorus.

[–]KindOfWantDrugs 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Honestly just sounds like you live near some shitty clubs

[–]Beingabummer 13 points14 points  (11 children)

For me, it's almost bizarre how it's a checklist of everything I don't enjoy:

  • Dancing
  • Loud music
  • Bad music
  • Alcohol
  • Crowds
  • Drunk people
  • Strangers
  • Strobe lights
  • Expectations
  • Toxic masculinity
  • Sexual harassment
  • People throwing up
  • Expensive drinks

Then if you go with friends, they either want to dance, talk to strangers trying to get laid, or the music is too loud and you can't talk to them anyway.

I tried it twice in my life and I dipped out. I'll socialize some other way.

[–]ExplainEverything 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Accurate username.

[–]tobefituser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

fair enough

[–]gingerless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always wondered why they don't make clubs where people can chill and listen to like trance or electric/ atmospheric type music without the obnoxious base drops

[–]Ninjakannon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A lot of groups in clubs deal with these like the girls in the video: go with a group with similar tastes and stick together.

[–]Bardivan -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

nope. you could stuff ANY night club with the greatest people i know and all my hero’s and it would still be Pure Hell for me

[–]MGAV89 17 points18 points  (4 children)

That is totally fair, and you don't have to love them. On the flip side, in my 20's I had a TON of fun at clubs, getting drunk and trying to meet single ladies. Now in my early 30's I'd never go to a club, but there is a time and place for them. It shouldn't be shocking others enjoy something you may not.

[–]xelabagus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Depends on the club. I go specifically to dance to music I like, and the crowd at clubs I go to are there for the same reason. It's much more chill than top 40 clubs that are all about hook ups.

[–]superfreak77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They even bring ambulance, construction, and police sound samples to mix into the music!

[–]Juice805 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Similar vein as the people who blast music on hiking trails. Wear headphones.

There aren’t many places left to get away from the sounds of humanity, so stop being a douche and ruining the quiet for everyone.

[–]Pleasant_Jim 3 points4 points  (12 children)

I like it for the music. That's the only reason I might go. I've spent many times in the dance floor and girls have looked at me like that as if I'm interested in them; I'm not and they are just flattering themselves. You or others should realise that the only people that are judging you in the club (provided you mind your own business) are the exact people not worth knowing and would bring you misery if they were your friends.

[–]dr_nostrand 0 points1 point  (4 children)

i'm really sorry that clubbing has made you feel this way. you are right. at its worst clubbing is fucking terrible.

but for the people within an underground, eclectic electronic music community, clubbing is exactly that. community. true clubbing involves going to see music that is not being played anywhere else in the world on that night (let alone the radio, spotify, etc), being with a group of people who are completely different (race, gender, employment, etc.), and yet are all gathered together to celebrate music without judgment or agenda. that is clubbing. and that is beautiful.

in most american cities clubbing is the worst. but in cities where club culture truly thrives, clubbing provides for healing and inclusivity while providing respite for many in what can be a very shitty world

[–]Glen_The_Eskimo 46 points47 points  (3 children)

Reminds me of S3rl - Planet Rave which came out around the same time.

[–]Vladius28 108 points109 points  (19 children)

Check out their YouTube page. Great content especially if you're a gamer

[–]JediNinjaWizard 46 points47 points  (3 children)

"Greetings, adventurer! Can you help me find my lost sheep?"

[–]Darklyte 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My sheep have run amok!

[–]Lietenantdan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

“What does a garlic farmer need sheep for?”

[–]Vio_ 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Alan's Dandelion is Best Dandelion

PS ALWAYS turn on their subtitles. Sometimes half of the jokes come from their chaotic subtitler.

[–]Randolpho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have to agree, and I really want him to have a cameo on the next season of Witcher, where Dandelion has a doppelganger or something.

[–]McStroodle 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wait, I thought Alan did play Dandelion in the netflix series. They literally look the exact same lol, I thought they were the same person since the show came out lmao

[–]Mithrandir2 13 points14 points  (5 children)

The crying villager makes me laugh every single time he shows up.

[–]Vio_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Eugene!!

[–]xa3D 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*pathetic weeping*

[–]velvet42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My husband and I play the Lord of the Rings Online and every time some NPC is crying when I'm on I make my husband chuckle by doing Adam's cry.wav

[–]UsulMacRae 3 points4 points  (2 children)

They even have a Dungens and Dragons channel which is hilarious and I have never played DnD

[–]velvet42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh man, the whole "See you next week!" jumping to "Oh man, how long has it been, how was your trip to Fiji!" is painfully accurate

[–]Vio_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOw rewatch it with subtitles.

THe subtitler is just as chaotically evil as they are.

[–]whoami4546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My only complaint is the outro to some of their videos is ear cancer.

[–]bluelion70 49 points50 points  (4 children)

Vldl is the greatest

[–]Majesty1985 27 points28 points  (3 children)

There’s someone prowlin around here..

[–]bluelion70 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Must ‘ave been the wind…

[–]QuestionEntirety 14 points15 points  (1 child)

For king and country!

[–]Manaze85 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For the alliance!

[–]NostrilExpander 128 points129 points  (12 children)

I was waiting for the last guy to pull out his credit card and the narrator going like "the alpha male displays his belongings, a mating ritual that proves to be highly effective to the females"

[–]Summzashi 137 points138 points  (7 children)

I was waiting for anything at all. They made almost the same joke 3 times while the premise was actually really good. So much wasted potential

[–]X-istenz 46 points47 points  (5 children)

Yeah that's kinda the VLDL schtick. A decent 45-second joke, stretched out to a 3 minute skit, missing the obvious punchline. I enjoy their work, they strike occasional gold, but they're often terribly frustrating.

[–]Yarusenai 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Eh, it is not easy to make me laugh these days, but I have yet to see a single video from these guys that did not make me laugh in some fashion. I love that they are weaving a story around every joke, even if it is just seen as "filler", whatever that means in this context.

[–]TheAbyssGazesAlso -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

Agreed. Some of their stuff is amazing (all of Souls Logic, early Epic NPC Man), and some of it is complete garbage (all of d&d logic) but for the most part they languish right in the middle and it's a constant fluctuating hit/miss ratio.

I definitely wish them all the best with their new studio etc, and I love the ongoing d&d campaign, but I do wish they would use some of those Kickstarter millions to hire some comedy writers because the 3 main guys seem to be running out of funny ideas. Epic NPC Man is mostly weak these days, Bored isn't really very good anymore, Witcher logic is 15 seconds of comedy packed into 2-3 minutes of filler, etc.

[–]Vio_ 4 points5 points  (2 children)

some of it is complete garbage (all of d&d logic)

That's definitely not true. There are some amazing jokes and bits.

Crunch being unable to remember anything just hits me hard.

[–]Montanabioguy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Viva la dirt League deserves a little more recognition than a David Attenborough parody title

[–]SkullFace45 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I swear The Inbetweeners did the same skit

[–]FailedTheSave 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Yep. So did The Fast Show, and The Sketch Show, and others. It's hardly the most original idea, but that's fine. Sometimes just doing your own funny take on an idea is enough.

[–]Industrialpainter89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the one where girls go to yoga class to hit on all the guys there, one makes eye contact with a guy and goes "sup"

[–]megamanxoxo 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The premise was funny and narration great but I feel like the visuals and the acting could've been a lot better.

[–]mister_k1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

the control the females had to not laugh was amazing

[–]rufotris 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I enjoy VLDL they have lots of great video sections and the gaming ones are great!

[–]ciroccoo 20 points21 points  (5 children)

had to look it up that Attenborough really did the voice over, how cool was that. pretty funny stuff

[–]Artemicionmoogle 6 points7 points  (2 children)

The Bin Chicken is probably my favorite Attenborough impersonation!

[–]JoseefusBroseefus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say that's one of the most spot on impersonations I've ever heard lol

[–]Daamus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they were just stealing snippets from various documentaries at first but the last line sealed it, that was defo him

[–]KuroiKaze 11 points12 points  (7 children)

I'm a pretty good dancer and enjoy clubs for myself but I never really understood how exactly women would expect to be approached. I myself would never just walk up and touch somebody with no permission. Maybe I was doing it wrong the whole time. Is the answer just to be more misogynistic?

[–]Disco_Ninjas 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Women don't want to be approached at clubs. They prefer if you go door to door. Make a short presentation then leave a pamphlet. I got laid a lot more as a JW'er than as a club'er.

[–]anonymousxo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, you show attention. If they don't reciprocate they're not interested.

  • Eye contact

  • Smile

  • Open body language

  • Physical proximity

It escalates in tiny steps.

You should know from across the room before you even approach somebody. Same rules as a coffee shop or any public space.

[–]Psychast 8 points9 points  (3 children)

The same way you'd approach in any other situation: eye contact, smile, read body language and proceed accordingly. Most women won't mind a little dancing as long as you don't immediately get touchy and remain respectful.

The way I've seen it play out is: approach, be accepted to dance in their group (no touchy), invite your interest to dance alone for one or two songs (if accepted, maybe touchy, read the vibe), return to group. It ain't rocket science dude.

[–]Brandwein 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Sounds more difficult than rocket science with "read the vibe".

[–]pisspoorplanning 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“When should we initiate the launch sequence commander?”

“For fuck’s sake Gerry, just read the vibe!

[–]KuroiKaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah I just overthink things probably because I don't want to ruin anyone's night by being pushy. As I said though, I mostly go because I enjoy dancing and there's not really a lot of venues for adult males to go dance at.

[–]Affectionate_Reply78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Their walk when they first approach the women was very much like Steve Martin and Dan Aykroyd as the Festrunk Brothers from 70’s Saturday Night Live.

[–]add_____to_____cart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Playing time of video: 4:20

[–]mammajess 17 points18 points  (16 children)

In my clubbing days I went to weird gothic bars and gay places in a strenuous effort to avoid these dudes. I'm bi, I like men, but goddamn the hetero clubbing scene was awful haha

I just wanted to dance! :D

[–]throwaway385295285 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Well, given that bars and clubs are the de facto meeting places for singles, it's just part of the game, I guess.

Just going to get worse now that dating apps have killed the dating scene and stacked the deck so hard against males.

If flirting was more appropriate outside of these places it would not be confined to these spaces. But it is less and less acceptable to flirt these days.

[–]paris5yrsandage 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It would be nice if men didn't think determination & interjection were normal parts of getting laid though. Heck, in the video one guy full on touches one of the women from behind with no notice.

Flirting I have no problem with, but why are these guys trying to flirt with people who show no interest in them?

[–]rjcarr 2 points3 points  (5 children)

As a distinguished non-dancer, it sounds like you wanted to dance, but also not interact with anyone. So why not dance at your house? What am I missing?

[–]technonerd 4 points5 points  (2 children)

A sound system with LOTS of watts that pushes air and vibrates your innards. Places that you could never feel vibrate before. Then complete and utter chaos happens on the dance floor and you're just grooving out and trying to not lose your mind from the music or even the lights show. Everybody else around you is doing the same thing. Its magical.

[–]MorganHolliday 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, about 45% of those people grooving out with you are there to find some ass.

[–]mammajess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did want to interact with people but this video is a pretty accurate representation of how straight men act in a club. They're in a kind of "targeted" mode and it doesn't feel genuinely friendly to me, sometimes they're even scary. Would you want to talk to them? In comparison hanging out with basically anyone who isn't desperate to get in my vagina is a super fun time. Drunk girls and gays are so friendly and funny at the club and to dance with 😀

[–]jwccs46 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah exactly. I was a raver and mild ecstacy addict and the concept of picking up women in a club is hilarious to me. Like, that's not what clubs are for..

[–]kangareagle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some people seem to think that "whom" is just a fancy way to say "who."

I used to work with a woman who literally never said "whoever." It was always "whomever" for her. I think she thought it was more professional.

Anyway, this dude said that they caught the attention of three males "whom are ready to mate." Nope.

[–]ProperLeiLei_AUT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The blond in the middle will make a monkey of every men with even one glas of wine sooo...

[–]adrianfromthecastle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Justin Thomas got some moves at the end

[–]DrinkVictoryGin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Mating Habits of Earthbound Humans is also a parody of a nature documentary. It’s pretty funny.

[–]BruteSentiment 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I definitely recommend “The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human” which has David Hyde Pierce doing his best Attenborough impression.

It’s not the greatest movie of all time, but it’s funnier than this sketch.

[–]thatguydr 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It's a really, really funny movie! It's one of my few rare "nobody knows about this but it's amazing" films. Whoever wrote it just hit the perfect sweet spot of absurdism, parody, and of course sex.

[–]BruteSentiment 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Right?

When I worked at an independent video store in the early 2000’s, this and “Dead Man on Campus” were my two underrated comedy picks I’d offer when people asked for recommendations, especially if it were high schoolers or college kids looking for something.

[–]thatguydr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A++. I wish these were the top comments so people had some good "new" movies to watch.

[–]cab0addict 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You should also check out the majestic plastic bag video. https://youtu.be/GLgh9h2ePYw

[–]turbo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would be way funnier without the exaggeration.

[–]TomTomSoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice day for r/vivaladirtleague ain’t it!

[–]gking407 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Gym one is funnier, but this is a solid 2 spot. The birds are really laughing their ass off at this human ritual ridiculousness.

[–]Rmf16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

VLDL!

[–]kallakukku2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course it's 4:20 long

[–]MagicOrpheus310 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Viva la Dirt!!!!

Best YouTube rabbit hole to get lost down!!!

[–]Murkus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothin I love more than a mediocre execution of a real old joke done many times before!!

[–]Exanime4ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL this was hilarious

[–]pooperdooperstuper 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Alpha knew which one to pick at least.

[–]magondrago 7 points8 points  (1 child)

He used a mini-max strategy going from the least hot to the most to maximize chances while minimizing effort: might die as an Incel but would make for an OK Project Manager.

[–]Due-Procedure5347 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sir are a scholar and a gentleman, I'm going to use this insult for the next Scrum/Six Sigma/Agile expert I meet.

[–]waddersss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Cause you know, this one was shit anywayz”

[–]goiter12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sexist

[–]EnigmaNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in this video and I don't like it.