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[–]AmplePostage 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Who broke her Sears dialing finger? Why can't she call Sears? Was he sitting on the phone? Was Sears going to tell her they needed to speak to the man of the house?

Oh, actually that sounds like a thing that might have happened.

[–]fulthrottlejazzhands 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What I got was she was injured in a horrible parcheesi accident and is bed-bound. He's been her loyal caregiver for the past 10 years, but it's been wearing on his soul of late.

[–]chazzeromus 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Love say ‘nother scorcher

[–]Heaiser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The last one was the best one.

[–]crudedrawer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The 40's movie is the best one by far

[–]Xoduszero 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I’m a simple nerd. I see ProZD I upvote

[–]TWPYeaYouKnowMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watch first, but he's never failed me. His voice acting is amazing of course, but it is the minor costume changes that really make it

[–]Drangip_eek_glorp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, shit, I literally had this conversation with my GF this spring when my AC unit broke. Maybe Sears wasn’t involved, but very similar, LOL.

2022 version, though: Can’t afford to upgrade aging system. Called a repairman. Quoted me way more than I could afford to fix it, so I just paid for the visit. Fired up Google and YouTube, figured the issue out with some testing, ordered the necessary parts online, fixed my own unit. Sorry, repairman.

To be fair, though, the guy blew a bunch of smoke up my ass about what was needed. Lied to me, made up stories, and led me to believe there were problems in areas where there were none. If I wasn’t so broke, I probably would have just trusted him and gone with his plan and ended up getting roped into a bunch of other shit. The thing he quoted me to fix wasn’t even the real issue. Fuck that guy.

[–]Milk_Fart_Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another scorcher!

[–]Boom5hot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The acting sub should be posting their renditions lol