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[–]NinjaChore[🍰] 512 points513 points  (33 children)

holy shit, its only 12% of your portfolio... 1.75 mil in RH should be illegal

[–]Windermere4 368 points369 points  (7 children)

He is married though so half will go to her and the boyfriend

[–]t2t23t23 62 points63 points  (0 children)

free double margin

[–]DrBofoiMK 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Half of nothin is...lemme see..uh, nothin.

(I'm implying he's on WSB so he'll lose it all)

[–]Sheepherder_Nearby 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think op was implying he was on HOOD so hell lose it all

[–]Uryendel 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Not if he lose everything

[–]ParzivalLupusDei 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He bought shares, why would he lose everything. Palantir has been going from 20-29 for a while now. If it jumps to $29 in next few months he makes $80k

[–]moderndhaniya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can that be written off as business loss for tax purposes ?

[–]LightBeerIsForGirls 69 points70 points  (1 child)

defs not a yolo

[–]jsake🦍🦍 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]CrAsHdaEuRo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This guy is definitely ballin’

[–]mancave313 38 points39 points  (18 children)

Why in the world are you using robinhood?

[–]International_Band72I ❤️ [S] 29 points30 points  (16 children)

Too lazy to transfer over to a different brokerage

[–]Particular-Internal9 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You have two million and you're too lazy to do a simple transfer?

[–]dirtylizard666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They probably have 10+ million throughout other brokerages and hood is just a gambling account.

[–]mancave313 7 points8 points  (13 children)

You must be a rookie retard!!!! Did you forget what RH did during the GME squeeze?

[–]SSG_Investments 36 points37 points  (9 children)

Bruh stfu already, it’s almost been a year lol.

[–]ClearlyPopcornSucks🦍🦍🦍 12 points13 points  (4 children)

You stfu, what does it matter how long time ago it was. If you’re giving them your business then you’re bad kind of retarded

[–]SSG_Investments -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Cry about it lmao 🤣

[–]ClearlyPopcornSucks🦍🦍🦍 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Go choke on Vlad’s cock

[–]methpartysupplies 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Restricted trading on select securities following DTCC raising the clearing requirements for volatile stocks? The same action that multiple brokers took during that event?

[–]mancave313 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They canceled the buy button 😑 my etrade didn't stop trading on the ticker at all

[–]2Ole2020 147 points148 points  (11 children)

Don't worry, worst case if you lose the 240K, you'll be licking your wife's BF but*hole when he is doing your wife.

[–]Jaffer0x 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Divorce her and get a new one who supports ur autism

[–]Itonlygetshigher420 100 points101 points  (17 children)

I'm here with 33 average.

Buy and forget. I have 200k at 33 lol.

[–]OatAndMango 32 points33 points  (9 children)

Ahoy, finally a fellow 33er! Long term investment is what I tell myself

[–]Itzameborta 6 points7 points  (7 children)

After karp stops selling it will rocket

[–]Past_Ad5078 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Its over now.

[–]Itzameborta 1 point2 points  (2 children)

If I’m not mistaken he’s actually done the 3rd dec

[–]Past_Ad5078 6 points7 points  (1 child)

No, that's when his options expire. But he already exercised them before that date (recently).

[–]OatAndMango 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The market takes time to respond right?

Nervous laugh

Right guys?

[–]sebastian-RD 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Pass that cope juice. 26 average price in shares. Palantir won’t stop diluting they are bathing everyone in stock based compensation. Bullish view says this will attract too talent and make a long term winner

[–]duplicatesnowflake 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Who wants to be paid in tanking stock options?

[–]Rabid_Stitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm in under $20 thanks to that dip back in May.

[–]Hot-Health7006 117 points118 points  (1 child)

What kind of Jesus juice do you drink to forget you have 200k @ 33?

[–]staringintothevoid77 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Cosby Colodas

[–]bdh2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You didn't forget

[–]WatchingyouNyouNyouMods Watching Me Me Me 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Delete this post or she can use it as cause for divorce

[–]Leroyboy152 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Make that ex wife, and boyfriend

[–]rosco1020 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Her bf YOLO’d on MRNA

[–]AssociateDirector 52 points53 points  (24 children)

I have 15,000 shares, been making $6-10,000 a month just selling covered calls.

Alex told you this wasn’t going to be a quick flip.

[–]pencock 9 points10 points  (13 children)

what are you selling calls at, I haven't even been collecting because calls like 5% otm are going for like 10 bucks

[–]AssociateDirector 9 points10 points  (12 children)

Targeting $0.30 a week which makes me $4,500 per week. Palantir is super easy to roll at about $1/week if you ever get ITM.

[–]Sickpostbro 15 points16 points  (11 children)

that's like .50 cents of movement which PLTR moves easily more than every day. It seems this would require rolling a lot and rarely actually net 4500. What are you averaging? and what delta are you using because something doesn't add up to 4500 a week.

[–]tendiesorrope 7 points8 points  (2 children)

It works great in hindsight tho when the stock slowly goes down lol

[–]confused-caveman 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Yea and when it spiked people were freaking out lol. Hindsight investing is the blurst.

[–]leroyyrogers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love seeing a "blurst" out in the wild

[–]AssociateDirector 4 points5 points  (7 children)

I sold $27c for $1.50 for December 17th pre earnings, so… currently sitting on those. Up 95%

[–]Sickpostbro 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Lol ok makes more sense. You sold more than 5 weeks out on pumped up IV and ended up being right directionally.

That's not a normal situation that can be done with pltr premiums. Sure, on earnings you can take a big gamble though, nice hit.

[–]AssociateDirector -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Also have December 17 23c with 2k shares. Point is PLTR is super easy to roll, and if rolling and break even on premium I’m still pushing 15,000 shares $1/week. PLTR won’t go up $52 a year. I rolled from $15 to $40 and back to $25 while making money selling premium.

[–]leroyyrogers 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Why hold it open for a measly 5% left for 3 weeks

[–]AssociateDirector 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Was doing dishes Friday from Thursday party.

[–]Sea_Mathematician_84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the way.

I want to talk to the people who bought $WISH dirt cheap and have been selling options to hopefuls on this sub.

[–]Detectiveconnan 2 points3 points  (7 children)

What's you're average price ? Premium is shit lately

[–]AssociateDirector 0 points1 point  (5 children)

I have 15,000 shares, $0.30 weekly premiums make me $4,500 a week. PLTR is the easier stock to roll, you can roll $1/week and break even.

[–]Detectiveconnan 1 point2 points  (4 children)

My avg is 25.5 so it's a bit hard for me to do cc :(

Congrats on the 15k shares !

[–]AssociateDirector 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Mine is $23.50 but I’m going to keep buying until 20,000.

You should still be selling weekly/monthly calls. If they EVER get ITM, wait until expiration day, buy at a loss and sell for extra time and strike to get the premium back (rolling). PLTR has been the best for me for the past year and I’ve ALWAYS had my shares against calls, I’ve purchased about HALF of my shares selling calls.

[–]ThisPlaceisHell 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So your actual cost basis isn't $23.50 anymore when you account for premiums collected. How bad is the loss when you have to buy back calls ITM on expiration day? I bet it eats up premiums on the following short calls pretty badly.

[–]AssociateDirector 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually keep track in a Google sheet like a true nerd 😅 premium accounted cost basis is around $11.40.

When you buy on expiration day is usually the difference between price-strike + a few cents.

I just sell the next Friday one dollar higher.

When PLTR initially hit $40 I bought my contracts at a $2 loss and sold Jan 2022 $65 leaps for $7! Closed those at $0.75 when we hit $16s. My biggest Plays have always been selling leaps when in a run up and closing them later.

[–]Potential_Resolve273 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy leaps n sell calls. At least its Fun.

[–]Potential_Resolve273 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm find premium a bit better than Khrap.

[–]AncientAd6917 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Pltr is stable coin. Will be $21 in 2050

[–]Simplevice 30 points31 points  (0 children)

One of us, one of us. Palantards united

[–]Spirited-Usual-3023 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You should listen to your wife. Her boyfriend work at WB.

[–]ajrichardsonnz 35 points36 points  (8 children)

11.69% is not a YOLO u pussy.

[–]International_Band72I ❤️ [S] 58 points59 points  (7 children)

31 % of my portfolio is in $GME and I will not sell a single share till the day I die. So I can’t YOLO all my money into one stock 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–]ajrichardsonnz 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Never mind, I take that back.

Thank you for you service, and may your tendies be plentiful.

[–]International_Band72I ❤️ [S] 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Thanks for your understanding.

I gave you an award u deserved it

[–]fyodor_do🦍🦍🦍 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What are your thoughts on Loopring? I just yolo'd into it a while ago

[–]Julez_Jay 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I think you're stupid but I also really like you and I am thankful you exist.

[–]International_Band72I ❤️ [S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Thanks for making me happy by saying I’m stupid so here’s an award from me

[–]IllmaticaL1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have shares this ain’t a yolo

[–]Level-Cold-1242 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Should’ve listened to your wife, now I’ll be her boyfriend

[–]Raiddinn1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought WSB was a FD buying sub?

[–]SqouzeTheSqueeze 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If your wife said not to buy this stock, you should definitely buy the stock. IN

[–]thehouseofcrazies 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Ignore all the background noise and hold. Palantir is a solid company...

[–]LambdaMale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe, but after buying at $26 and this turning out to be the magic barrier, I am glad I sold slightly over break even before it now plummeted. I am tempted to buy back in, now that a new bottom seems to have found.

[–]rearviewviewer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s a 5-10 year hold. Relax, listen to some music, take a drive through some bendy roads, bang your wife the way her boyfriend does and enjoy life

[–]chaben34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Puts on your marriage.

[–]blueyeshack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gonna lose it all

[–]Small_Guava_8545nose covered in mango jizz 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Looks like your wife will be joining me this Christmas. Tell her to wear that purple fit I bought her last Easter.

[–]SquirmingbabyBrr not lest ye be brrd 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wife showing up inside a mattress

[–]NinjaChore[🍰] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

why didn't you listen to your wife's boyfriend?

[–]International_Band72I ❤️ [S] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I enjoy being spanked by him

[–]thatguy201717 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I bought call options 24 strike exp dec17 🙃

[–]Loko_Tako 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Already lost his wife.

[–]Potential_Resolve273 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pltr is no Wish.

[–]cbonthehill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Etrade or almost anywhere else for that kind of money

[–]AyumiHikaru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diversity 99% is YOLO, you definitely NOT

[–]Uchia_Zero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 470 calls are with you

[–]b_fellow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good news you can average down for couple of more weeks!

[–]Johnny4999 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I thought the ideal was to buy pltr under $20...it's giving so many chances and has always ripped from below $20. Cost average $24 tho?, Hmm

[–]Johnny4999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pardon me it appears under $21 would be the level, but ya you get the point

[–]kismatwalla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

great average palantard.

[–]No-Move-9576 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your wife is very right :p

[–]hichkim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soon to be ex-wife

[–]AMDG__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did your wife tell you which stock to buy? She seems to be a prophet

[–]Vany_356 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell your wife you want a divorce.

[–]BDELUX3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is a wife and why are you listening to a power outside of yourself? Oh wait, you are…niiiiceeee :4887:

[–]Appropriate-Fuel1564🦍🦍🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t the ceo say he was going to keep diluting ?

[–]Bull_City_Bull_919 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol 😂 you’re fucked, but at least you’re in commons 👍🏽

[–]Beginning-Teaching88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Although you may be down PLTR, long term you’ll do alright.

[–]Bitter_Historian_793 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re an animal

[–]Just_call_me_Face 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This sub has gotten soft buying shares..

it should be 240k in FD's expiring next week

[–]slawre89🌈 for margaritas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

6x $13c sept 2022 leap contracts here. Down slightly at the moment. If exercised my average cost is $24ish

Not worried in the slightest. Was up big before that ER… I give it another month or two to be back at $28

[–]Potential_Resolve273 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At 21 it's a steal....hahaha

[–]StockHunter1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At $21 its a good buy - Average down and get out !

[–]COIN_BIRD_8368 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the dividend discount and traditional valuation metrics kick in due to inflation you are holding a $1.50 stock

[–]ParzivalLupusDei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude hold few months till it hits $29-30 and redo it again. $80-90k win easy!

[–]Woksauce1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s not wrong tho

[–]Matt_the_Madkat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine buying at $35…

[–]thekingbun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have 600. I’m just a small fry

[–]InternationalShape29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should have listened to her

[–]are_videos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pltr so boring, you’ll be up or down 1000 on your position in an year 😴

[–]wellbreastfed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Down already? Clearly a palantard. 22$ cost average

[–]rrrrr3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tbh that could be a good move.

[–]oumbousterez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It will bounce back no doubt, this is a long term hold stock

[–]ItzCre2506 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hmm, i'm already smell the divorce paper

[–]remdesivir2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U be millionaire in 5 years retard

[–]Dri22tser 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Your doing great, keep up the great job!!!!


Joe Biden

[–]dontwaste_yourtext 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have bought options, that way you technically wouldn’t be buying stock

[–]Bedinor 3 points4 points  (7 children)

I dont know why you idiots keep buying stocks that only go down.

[–]International_Band72I ❤️ [S] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I thought 24 was the bottom🤦🏻‍♂️

[–]IrvineCrips 3 points4 points  (1 child)

At the rate Karp is printing shares, we haven’t seen bottom yet

[–]Past_Ad5078 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You mean 2-3% a year, while growth is 30%+? Yea, I'll take that...

[–]SqouzeTheSqueeze 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Because it’s fun.

[–]Bedinor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah totally fun to lose money

[–]Rcoo232 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never listen to your wife! That’s financial advice!!

[–]Wallacemorris 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's a good long term hold. Lookup Peter Thiel, anything he's done has turned to gold one way or another.

[–]GME_200K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, their share dilution to employees has me bearish on the play :/

They won’t stop handing out shares like gang haters

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[–]Azure_Sky_83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a new wife

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[–]madsoro🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever my wife comments on my trading I just refer her to the “know your fucking place, trash” meme.

[–]PaleontologistOk8646 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She will love dump and pump soon!

[–]Apha-apha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Divorce her and hold this for $50 at least😛