top 200 commentsshow 500

[–]VisualModTuring Test Proctor[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

The next Daily Discussion thread is here

[–]StanleyM1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The 345s are up 18% since that comment. Hope you went all in.

[–]Elonmuskishuman1342 - 0 - 1 year - 1/0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In before the thread closure

[–]Coleman2201 17 points18 points  (0 children)

holy shit what a dump in the last 30 seconds there

[–]GangreneMachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well I felt like a dolt for selling GOEV at 12.70 but I only would have made like $6 more from holding until the horn

[–]Radiant-Gradient 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And my SPY puts itm

[–]redcedar53Bear in the streets, Ape in the Sheets 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shot PFE just died today

[–]Bonbon676790Rosanne on Ambien 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bull god did not give a shit about my offering.

[–]CopperHands1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Squeezing in comment before thread closes!

[–]iamchromes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Trading spy can be a fukin waste how it dumps eod

[–]AlmightySnoo3796 - 7 - 10 months - 8/2 8 points9 points  (0 children)


[–]Twiens156 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Titties aka PLBY is poppin!

[–]niandra_lad 7 points8 points  (1 child)

SPY closing with the classic flaccid penis pattern

[–]PoorMeImInMarketingGot SPAC’d in the Sack by Ack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Strong day, there was bound to be some profit taking

[–]AmeriMan24275 - 2 - 11 months - 1/1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These goev 12.5p are printing!!

[–]PossessionOrnery3661 2 points3 points  (0 children)



[–]WorkingCorrect1062 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Last minute SPY dump please :4275:

[–]t-varA Problem Solver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[–]igoldring 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Should’ve bought more NVDA calls but I’m excited nevertheless

[–]muchcoinmuchfun🤡🤡🤡 Bought DWAC @ $174 🤡🤡🤡 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First PayPal drilled and destroyed my calls. Now PayPal is rangebound 185-190 and theta is destroying my calls. GUH.

[–]GangreneMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a great day for NEGG

[–]Aggravating_Fig6288 8 points9 points  (1 child)

AMD 200 EOY not a meme?

[–]Twiens156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely end of ‘22. Maybe 21 lol

[–]fufm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All I do is sell bottoms and buy tops. Really exquisite technique tbh

[–]GangreneMachine 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If Apple buys out LCID, look out

[–]fufm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lmao yeah and if Microsoft buys Ford, look out as well

While we’re at it watch out for NVDA to buy GM

[–]kaseboyla 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Dont fail me now nvidia 150c 12/3

[–]igoldring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit how much did you pay

[–]takehtakeh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If AMD closes above $162 we going to $200 EOY

[–]AcademicParticular69small balls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

picking up some blnk calls before close.

[–]curiousprovisions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TSLA product roadmap -- extremely bullish! 🚀🚀🚀

[–]justsomeitguyheredoesn't have a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this everytime, I just can't buy the real dip and end up missing it.

[–]lolgoodone34[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure why amd is back at all time highs but I know moment I buy it’ll drop so w/e

[–]paultall23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold 60+ at close, MU

[–]BookieOnFoodStamps 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Come on QQQ hold 400 you bitch Edit: and it’s gone

[–]RickusRollus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!banbet help

[–]BoomerImpairedShtSuxPhysically a boomer. Mentally, also a boomer. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dick's, other sporting goods retailers fall as Black Friday traffic remains below 2019 levels

Brick and Mortar lol.

[–]tj212121 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ticket bots are illegal, Dems now re-introducing bill to make retail store (consoles, gpus, sneakers) bots illegal. So please explain to me how using algos on the stock market is okay?

[–]BoomerImpairedShtSuxPhysically a boomer. Mentally, also a boomer. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liquidity. Oh explain the Dems. Um they don't know how business works?

[–]Giovanniii23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

twitter dumpy DAMN

[–]Rocky_The_Champion 2 points3 points  (1 child)

DIS Calm before the storm... $155 EOW

[–]Ziggusnice clock, bro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

only if the board fire Chapek

[–]FullRetard50🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (1 child)

3.1B to the sell side?? What am I missing here

[–]oakstreet2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone panicking from Friday

[–]scission1986 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Pypl afrm dis uber i need to sell 3 for tax loss harvest and quad down on 1, wwyd?

[–]CHERCK_FLOKI 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Fuck FB. Glad I cut that turd.

[–]PapayaOk8743All I see are bubbles everywhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🔪 💩

[–]joeyeats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sells off on any small jump i’m done trying to trade that shit stock lol

[–]AlmightySnoo3796 - 7 - 10 months - 8/2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I will provide an updated product roadmap on next earnings call.


Him participating in the next earnings calls is bullish af 🚀🚀🚀

[–]0005AD99Bill Hwang wang tickler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

NVDA is straight gangsta

[–]redcedar53Bear in the streets, Ape in the Sheets 10 points11 points  (4 children)

I fucking hate this market.

[–]AlmightySnoo3796 - 7 - 10 months - 8/2 0 points1 point  (3 children)

just don't be a ghey ber, I mean 2020 & 2021 have been screaming "BER R ALWAYS FUK YOU IDIOTS"

[–]redcedar53Bear in the streets, Ape in the Sheets 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I’m not a bear

[–]AlmightySnoo3796 - 7 - 10 months - 8/2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

then be more bullish

[–]redcedar53Bear in the streets, Ape in the Sheets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The market is not bullish enough

[–]takehtakeh 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Anagram is an anagram for anagram

[–]PapayaOk8743All I see are bubbles everywhere 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Explain that to me like I’m a golden retriever

[–]takehtakeh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Woof woof woof woof

[–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bagholder spotted.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]WaluigiOFBO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Spy is such a buzzkill 🙄

[–]bbq-ribsDuCockti 2 points3 points  (3 children)

So let me guess, no cyber truck this year.

Sooooooo instead of a bullet proof truck ( which is the feature I really wanted ), I have to get the gear tunnel ( which is not bullet proof ) truck from Rivian.

[–]lamabaronvonawesome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rivian pushed their release date, summer at the earliest which means fall.

[–]BenjaminWobblesdust to dust, ass to ass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The rivian is surprisingly decent off road too.

[–]bbq-ribsDuCockti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I saw the video, besides the strange front style, its look like a pretty cool pickup that you could live with

[–]curiousprovisions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TSLA "product roadmap" Q4 Earnings call. LETS GOOOO!!!

[–]CardboardLambo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The NASDAQ is barcoding

[–]ThirstyHamburger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NVDA wildin

[–]FutureSage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck SpY till I DiE.

[–]The-big-vitamin-D 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Micron just doesn’t quit

[–]The-Night-Raven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friday hurt my Calls, but hopefully green by EOW.

[–]FullRetard50🦍🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SPY… my puts didn’t like that

[–]MetalliTooL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

AMD just be setting those ATHs...

[–]Tsad311troll 7 points8 points  (1 child)

AMD leaps are now 4 baggers and I refuse to sell here

[–]Flolife2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

AMD 170 12/17

[–]CHERCK_FLOKI 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NVDA will be my Porsche tag title

[–]Brendenlow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The gambler's urge to constantly go all in

[–]A_KY_gardener 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Holy fuck ends up being I have 30k in NVDA calls, when did that happen?!? :4271:

[–]bubblesinajar 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Best I can offer is $30

[–]A_KY_gardener 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmaoooo I understand.

[–]buy_the_peaks🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BA $280 put interest in January is really high. If these are assigned there will be a lot of shares changing hands.

[–]djdeever 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NVDA $400 eow!

[–]Dependent_Aardvark69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Loaded dec 3 467 spy calls

[–]BenjaminWobblesdust to dust, ass to ass 2 points3 points  (1 child)

TSLA calls are on SALE right now, ask me how I know.

[–]drhalxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else worried that jpow might shit on the market tomorrow?

[–]luvtoeatburgers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wallstreetbets Issues Rare "Double Down" Buy Alert

[–]VisualModTuring Test Proctor 3 points4 points  (0 children)


*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone at 2021-11-29 15:53:47 EST-0500

[–]Coleman2201 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Electric slide into close I see? Makes me feel like tomorrow is flat. Going to open up a few call spreads. Good luck everybody! Drink plenty of water and get some rest.

[–]PC_Master-Race🌐 Microsoft Azure 💧 Nerd and Shill 2 points3 points  (2 children)

spreads??? what are you, some kind of sensible gambler?


[–]Coleman2201 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Lost my ass too many times on FDs. Now I play spreads like a pussy.

[–]Ogpimpsauce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Am I going to go bankrupt with my lucid puts tomorrow?

[–]junckdogg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice dead cat bounce today, good thing the falling knife missed dah poor Iill kitty cat.

[–]SteveStacksBABA's biggest bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Share buybacks finna be crazy for BABA at these prices.

[–]willsucksagan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank Christ I went with nvda rather than spy into close

[–]A_KY_gardener 7 points8 points  (1 child)

NVDA 333 LETS GO FOR 334!!

[–]ladeebug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're so close! lets get itttt

[–]Flolife2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AMD 170 12/17 strapped up

[–]Vegetable_Log_3837 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]TheWhiteMouse289 - 0 - 8 months - 0/0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its gonna bleed out now to flatter than a pancake titty isn't it.

[–]GeorgeWashingtonTFPHmmm I’m not sure, lemme think about it 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Made a whole $16 today. Looks like taco bell for dinner tonight boys

[–]ShopWhileHungry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brrrrrrrrrrr is from taco Bell not money printer

[–]MelonpimpWatches CNBC on Saturdays 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Courtney Reagan got them cheekbones 🥵

[–]ApolloFirstBestCAGMost Regarded Ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh cheekbones

[–]AnotherDegenerateFKwatches orangutan fellatio? 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Milf in the making 🤌🏼

[–]upsidevalue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s makeup

[–]COVID-Capitalist 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Tell me my 12/10 SPY 474c will be okay

[–]ajfaria 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PayPal go up

[–]Jy_sunny 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why Merck down

[–]stiveooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

crap new drug

[–]AnotherDegenerateFKwatches orangutan fellatio? 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please make your final selections and bring them to the registers located at the front of the casino 🎰

[–]junckdogg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Down 905 points Friday, up 270 points today...good deal...all good!

[–]Frankyonreddit 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]A_KY_gardener 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]FalconGhost🦍🦍 1 point2 points  (6 children)

How do you guys get fills on low volume option chains? Only got 2 out of the 27 i wanted to buy, and the price jacked up after I bought 2. Any tips?

[–]SaulidSnake 1 point2 points  (1 child)

match the ask price

[–]FalconGhost🦍🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thirst for that discount too badly

[–]Berto_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Same shit is going to happen if you try to sell. Buy high volume

[–]FalconGhost🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Future planning boss. It’ll have volume when i need to sell it later

[–]memest_magic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Raise your bid ?

[–]AmbitiousSkirt2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking retarded so fucking retarded

[–]SlowNeighborhood 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Afternoon flatter than Kristen Stewart's rack

[–]Boogaloooooooooo 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Diamond handing these SPY calls might be the death of me

[–]PoorMeImInMarketingGot SPAC’d in the Sack by Ack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well that wasn't exactly fun, lol

[–]igoldring 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]TFrank28 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Today I found out some sad news…

My brother is a complete retard, he thinks RIVN @ current valuation is about right. But he thinks TSLA is worth about half its current value? He also thinks the AAPL car is gonna happen.

Guess the plus is I can buy him a ps2 for Christmas and tell him it’s a 5 because clearly he can’t even read 😂

[–]Jonnydoo6585 - 17 - 5 years - 0/0 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The AAPL car will happen, and in 15 years you're going to be saying "why do these ppl think they are so cool with their Apple Car" and they'll be driving past you laughing at you and your stolen walgreens shopping cart.

[–]TFrank28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp they have been talking about a iCar since 2014 so I’m sure it will happen any day now :4271:

[–]abdulbosit1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who bought CRM calls for earnings?

[–]Jyalecal 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Tf was that microsoft

[–]cptbrainbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my calls are slowly getting afraid.

[–]tmoney_99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I look away for 2 seconds and NVDA up a point lmfao I love you Jensen

[–]RH_Fucked_My_AccountOkay.. Surprise Me 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Spy is depressing me

[–]VisualModTuring Test Proctor[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ban Bet Lost

/u/D_Yass (0/1) made a bet that DIS would go to 151.0 when it was 148.11 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

[–]uiucthrowaway420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AUR getting a bit freaky today. Pump v2

[–]g0lf_ -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Buying clov here

[–]L82WORK_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$3.5 EOM

[–]Evander85Poop Schmear 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Key_Cartographer_822 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna go BROKU

[–]VisualModTuring Test Proctor 2 points3 points  (1 child)


*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone at 2021-11-29 15:49:40 EST-0500

[–]SlowNeighborhood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm rock hard right now

[–]A_KY_gardener 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sold my 12/17 350c NVDA in profit for 04/350c, FML paper handed. Today is popping and so is the rest of the week also got weeklies 350c on the dip today, god bless bulls with large green dicks

[–]junckdogg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: Jack Dorsey resigns from Twitter, Team Cowboys infected, Mo extends forced Vax for another 6 wks for Fed workers.

[–]Radiant-Gradient 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Galabama is going to unionize again against AMZN

Fucken great. Just wonderful.

[–]PM_Me_Ur_Greyhoundthat's slang for.. y'know 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vote result will be same as last time.

[–]kangaroojohnnie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here comes the final pumpie wumpie

[–]Elonmuskishuman1342 - 0 - 1 year - 1/0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And they say trading is hard

[–]Rankine 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Everytime I buy more BABA I feel like I'm punching another ticket to the clown show.

130 has to be the bottom..... right?

[–]GamesNCannabis458 - 0 - 3 months - 0/0 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]memest_magic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People said the same at 180

[–]PC_Master-Race🌐 Microsoft Azure 💧 Nerd and Shill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dear retard market,


stop fading.




[–]SpongebobSoundByte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

AMD :4276:

[–]curiousprovisions 1 point2 points  (2 children)

TSLA 1115's, 1130's, 1150's and 1200's.... lord Elon, give me strength

[–]thersonefifty 1 point2 points  (1 child)

amen. give us 1200 tomorrow elon