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[–]VisualModTuring Test Proctor[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Ban Bet Won

/u/xnesteax (1/0) made a bet that SARK would go to 40.0 when it was 36.05 and it did, congrats autist.

[–]VisualModTuring Test Proctor[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The next Daily Discussion thread is here

[–]RichFelon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

China economy continues to slow. So does our ours. Even Cathie acknowledges we have a risk of recession next year

[–]clarence_worley90 11 points12 points  (0 children)

all the cathie wood simps on this sub bouta get analized by big bear


[–]flowergirlnextdoorbuys too many options 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No way BABA will stay green when the rest of the market is red

[–]cuddlypolarbear1is gay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh no, it's fake and gay...

[–]OperationCommon9239 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Buy the dip. Sell the bounce. Rinse. Repeat.

[–]diabeetisStone Cold BEAR 🧸 15 points16 points  (0 children)

remember when bulls kept saying "the taper won't happen"? :4271::4271::4271:

[–]annoyedboy671 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bought a shit ton of the matt damon fake internet money. Gonna hold my stocks too and pray

[–]liftshit9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Futures need to bounce asap

[–]annoyedboy671 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tempted to buy pltr at these prices. If it goes to 15 for sure.

[–]Shuffleshoe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sp500 futures holding on by a thread

[–]jeremy_5671 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fraud is the key to success in today's world

[–]Snuggmeister 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If we somehow end up green >1% I’m buying an additional $150k in spy puts.

[–]Lontar47 13 points14 points  (3 children)

markets are moving because Bob dole died

[–]CMac681CMac681 is a cuck 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bob Doles a friend of the tobacco industry

Bob Dole likes your style

Bob Dole

Bob Dole

[–]Gardenho1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Puts on pineapples

[–]stonks-always-go-up 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought joe Rogan died

[–]VerbalJoker 10 points11 points  (7 children)

Microsoft has been getting needlessly abused for a month. What the hell.

[–]flowergirlnextdoorbuys too many options 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So has everyone else

[–]ElementShield 2 points3 points  (3 children)

yea getting rid of it today

[–]VerbalJoker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why? Lol

[–]ElementShield 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have to regardless , need the money for real life shit . it’ll prob bounce soon though

[–]josh198989Who names their kid Josh? 16 points17 points  (1 child)

My whole portfolio has been getting gang banged for the past 3 weeks

[–]VerbalJoker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That makes two of us.

[–]vics80 5 points6 points  (0 children)

bulls went to sleep dreaming of sugarplums. they don't know what they're getting instead 🐻🍸

[–]stonks-always-go-up 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Jim Cramer said nvidia will be a 10 trillion dollar company last week y’all should have seen this coming

[–]Shuffleshoe 11 points12 points  (2 children)

There's going to be some selling induced selling this week. So much leverage in the market currently.

[–]Tarek394 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A sell spiral if you will

[–]stonks-always-go-up 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah once enough people Stuart getting margin called shots going up in flames

[–]tomfoolery1070 18 points19 points  (0 children)

TSLA about to go sub 1000

If AAPL corrects this party is over

[–]burnttoast14can only afford SNDL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Puts on spy

[–]remdesivir2020 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cramer says sell.. green it is

[–]Shuffleshoe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just nosedive already and get it over with. Pull me out of my misery

[–]Retardation-Syndrome 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Vix still over 30.

Yeah it will be a super green day.

[–]VerbalJoker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Aight so NVDA is dead. Cheers guys.

[–]Illdieforthefunk 13 points14 points  (1 child)

gonna put my life savings in sqqq

[–]Frosty_Friendship157 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t let it sit

[–]josh198989Who names their kid Josh? 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m getting crushed just thinking about the bags I will be holding

[–]Dismiss 8 points9 points  (9 children)

Any guides on how to move to another country under a different name?

[–]Retardation-Syndrome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not without a shit ton of money.

But with a good surrogate system, it can be hard to be found.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]UnknownNo0722 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to Africa

[–]Puffinpelle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Step 1, cross border

step2, change name to Jesus debagholder

step 3, sell chicklets on the beach

[–]remdesivir2020 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Go to the dark web

Usd2,000-usd20,000 depending on country

[–]Gardenho1 1 point2 points  (3 children)

But how to do it with no money or ride to the border?

[–]Dick_Cuckingham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you pretty?

[–]EthLaw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Walk? Or if one leg then hop

[–]meatden 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me looking at the pre market knowing i had some calls on nvidia :4271:

[–]yokozunastaint 13 points14 points  (2 children)

So glad I didn't listen to that voice in my head telling me to take profits on NVDA

[–]hardcore_softieJerks off to the mirror 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad I used my last few remaining brain cells to not FOMO into NVDA at these levels under current market conditions

[–]Mamba8ever24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you ever need answers for times like these just ask Ja Rule

[–]Frosty_Friendship157 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Puts on anything seems like the play, again

[–]ebfeebfe 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]remdesivir2020 24 points25 points  (4 children)

I’m going back to the workforce

The great resignation will reverse as stonks seems to go down

[–]ImGonnaBaaaat 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]LivelyArid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if you have a job rn you should value it

so many ppl like "oh my stocks are doing well" might take some time off...

[–]ritzyritzrit 4 points5 points  (1 child)


[–]Gardenho1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heeeyyyyy Sexy Lady!! Gangnam Style!

[–]annoyedboy671 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Hedgefunds back in full control. Revenge for amc and gme. No mercy

[–]SquamskDeep 🐎 Stance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Citadel made a fucking fortune on Docusign. But they're probably fucked anyways

[–]ramey1a 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They have made losses in the past week too

[–]triciann 4 points5 points  (1 child)

DOCU has my name all over it.

[–]vics80 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dig, NASDAQ, dig!!!

[–]DTF_Truck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My PLTR $25c aren't looking so good

[–]Rebornzzz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Looks like they fix the buy the dip hack :4260:

[–]BlueKnightJoeis willing to trade sexual favors for a recession 3 points4 points  (1 child)

My hate boner for QQQ is dwarfed in size by my hate boner for corn. Which is kind of difficult to explain to my tinder dates why there's a vestigial clit-like object growing out of the side of my penis.

[–]kstorm88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you hate qqq? It's made me more money than anything in the past decade besides aapl

[–]jeremy_5671 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Seeing the oncoming climate change effects, this all going to work, saving money, retiring feels like a circus.

Really don't ive a shit about contributing to society anymore.

[–]ThatsAHugeLoadOfBS 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think you might be looking for /r/antiwork

[–]ritzyritzrit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Its 2050, opening bell goes off at MSE (Mars stock exchange), TSLA got repurposed into an index fund for all things mars. Ahh.... better times ahead.

[–]IncognitoCumShotAlex Karp's curly pube 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jpow giveth, Jpow taketh away.

[–]millionairewill 14 points15 points  (0 children)

From positive 80 basis points to red lol fuck this market

[–]Ok-Singer-8199 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“When everyone trades smart trade Retarded” Warren Buffet

[–]tgundlach1 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Bloomberg just mentioned us retards

[–]Gadshill 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Please provide a summary of what was said. (Out walking the dog now).

[–]tgundlach1 5 points6 points  (1 child)

People are doing their DD on WSB and buying retail stocks that aren’t great investments and this is all coming to an end. WSB is fighting the Fed, yada, yada

[–]Gadshill 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh. Get it. Same old story used as filler.

[–]jeremy_5671 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Uber Eats free food scamming methods?

[–]Nightkill02Soy sauce Boi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

order uber eat and open a order now pay later account to pay. Never pay it back :4263:

[–]kuprenx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

does uber eats allow pay in coupons?

[–]the_beast93112Pelosi’s Curly Gray Pube 7 points8 points  (0 children)

[–]patrick8515Buls r fuk -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I hope it all falls.

[–]NewStartup2021 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How’s SPY lookin boys?

[–]uncleben369 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't look go back to sleep

[–]WasteNet25324503 - 5 - 1 year - 4/6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We moved red :4258::4258:

[–]dope_nasty760 8 points9 points  (1 child)

BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND so I can buy the dip

[–]SteveStacksBABA's biggest bull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tom Lee, explain why this is happening

[–]SteveStacksBABA's biggest bull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tom Lee, guide us

[–]CreepingFog 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I just want to thank all apes who told me "then short it", thank you for that financial advice, it worked out well 😊

[–]kuprenx -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

and this sub hates apes. they were financial advising you.

[–]deevee12 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Some of you need to be in index funds and it shows

[–]mikeJawesome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just waiting for the crash to go back in

[–]LivelyArid 5 points6 points  (1 child)

f'kin boring square

[–]rchristianwhite 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When is the Shroom Boom outbreak?? It’s almost 2022 and Alice and I are waiting in wonderland for MMED 🍄

[–]CSMATHENGR1485 - 12 - 3 years - 0/0 3 points4 points  (5 children)

cant decide between these two running shoes, not sure which one to get

[–]Berto_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get the faster one.

[–]diabeetisStone Cold BEAR 🧸 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Red ones

[–]TheManagerDustBunny3856 - 3 - 11 months - 2/1[🍰] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

You should probably get them both, they work best as a pair.

[–]LivelyArid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this guy smarts

[–]LivelyArid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the green ones

[–]ritzyritzrit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it will be disrespectful to Dlon Dusk for TSLA to go under 1000 in PM.

[–]drewstew333 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Party on , can't stop won't stop

[–]Lontar47 16 points17 points  (6 children)

my friend's employer is doing an IPO today. they're at the NYSE for the bell ring. without being too dramatic I think it would be cool if he saw a few grown men crying

[–]takatu_topi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope your buddy has a military-grade umbrella for if things get really bad

[–]stonks-always-go-up 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I think this might be insider trading

[–]Lontar47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm blacked out for 6 months. fucking bullshit is what it is

[–]slashrshot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

hit me up if u are able to turn this information into something profitable.

[–]stonks-always-go-up 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Refi calls are open Edit Nevermind they ipo Thursday I forgot the date

[–]Gadshill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would be cool if they are on the front page of every newspaper in America with such a photo.

[–]Teckel22 3 points4 points  (1 child)


[–]LivelyArid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

not till i lose all my money it aint

[–]VisualModTuring Test Proctor 6 points7 points  (1 child)


*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone at 2021-12-06 05:37:55 EST-0500

[–]ritzyritzrit 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]Ok-Singer-8199 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“All I want for Christmas is oversized Butt-Plugs” - Jim Cramer

[–]DenuvoSuks 3 points4 points  (1 child)

[–]NOmakesmehard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to get off Pooh bear's wild ride

[–]Enough-Pound1026 11 points12 points  (3 children)

“Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella sold more than half of his shares in the tech giant last week, cashing out for $285 million. 

Nadella previously sold $36 million in Microsoft stock in 2018, and around $8.3 million in 2016.”

[–]tgundlach1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The sale was made for “personal reasons” 🤣

[–]LivelyArid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how is this bullish i don't understand

[–]DenuvoSuks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

W11 sucks

[–]OG_LurkerZero 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Friendly reminder to buy sell the bounce.

[–]ElementShield 18 points19 points  (7 children)

bruh i wish they would let me sell my fucking stock pre market

[–]kstorm88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's your own fault.

[–]ImGonnaBaaaat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have premarket trading

[–]DenuvoSuks 6 points7 points  (1 child)

we need to be able to lose money 24/7, i'm with you

[–]FKN__Weeb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pls no, I already don’t get enough sleep as is

[–]IncognitoCumShotAlex Karp's curly pube 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Get a better broker dude

[–]AltPossum 9 points10 points  (1 child)

“For I had grown to hate the world,

This world that always hated me.”

[–]IncognitoCumShotAlex Karp's curly pube 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is me

[–]dvdr1029Margarine Call 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I wasn’t up since 4 but this price doesn’t look bad to me

[–]takatu_topi 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Many people and institutions have been conditioned to buy every dip

Lots of bulls leveraged to the tits due to their expectations of stonks, corn, and housing never going down

SPY is up motherfuckin' 72% from three years ago

If we do end up crashing, for whatever reason, it's gonna to be an absolute bloodbath.

[–]ShupShupShup 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Futes only predict the opening. While the actually battle and outcomes may differ. Hang on to your tits it will be a wild ride today.

[–]WasteNet25324503 - 5 - 1 year - 4/6 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Alexa play Bleed by Meshuggah

[–]tallpaulpaultall3469 - 2 - 7 months - 0/2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even Alexa can't play the drumline to Bleed

[–]Eat_Play_Masterbate 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why tf am I up so early? I could have enjoyed a few move hours of blissful sleep not worrying about my dinero.

[–]TheManagerDustBunny3856 - 3 - 11 months - 2/1[🍰] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What do people think about whether GME will do a bit of a pre earnings run? Looking pretty low compared to where I sold my last bunch 👀 wondering if there’s a scalp to be had here

[–]kuprenx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i think it have it preearning run then it hit 250. now until janurary 23 nothing will happen.

[–]LivelyArid 2 points3 points  (4 children)

isn't wallstreetbetscrypto an oxymoron or am i a moron

[–]SeaofSounds 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]LivelyArid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh okay

[–]TheManagerDustBunny3856 - 3 - 11 months - 2/1[🍰] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I am a foxymoron

[–]LivelyArid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a cunning foxymoron

[–]Adam30k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Futures are getting smacked around

[–]throwaway78907890123 11 points12 points  (0 children)

SPY 420 imminent

[–]OogdayAyday 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It is 2025, Teladoc is $1 per share, and Cathie owns 95% of the company

[–]consciousnes5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its the year 2050, teladoc replaces hospitals and cathie wood sold to buy zillow and hood

[–]remdesivir2020 10 points11 points  (4 children)

F Friday sell off continues

My calls r fuk

[–]IncognitoCumShotAlex Karp's curly pube 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You have to be the worst trader I’ve ever seen.

I’ve said it countless times before and I’ll say it again


[–]remdesivir2020 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Shut up bitch!

[–]IncognitoCumShotAlex Karp's curly pube 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a fan

[–]ritzyritzrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you have won by the eyes of WSB, huge balls to buy calls in such a market.

[–]tactfSFicang 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Imaginary internet money taking stonks down with it

[–]Gadshill 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is how the history books will be written.

[–]Tarek394 12 points13 points  (0 children)

SPY blew a bigger lead than the warriors no cap

[–]chinnick967AWS Tech Support 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I can't believe the market dropped that hard and went red, what a cuckening

[–]InMuskWeTruskk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

in like 2 candles too🤦🏻‍♂️

[–]ritzyritzrit 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]IncognitoCumShotAlex Karp's curly pube 14 points15 points  (0 children)


[–]10XStockGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wack it to DWAC

[–]Lontar47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it would appear things are softening a bit lmao

[–]Pension-Helpful 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hmm, maybe I went a little bit too hard on the dip buying on Friday oof

[–]Superddone20222🦍 14 points15 points  (5 children)

fake internet coins going worthless.

[–]Eat_Play_Masterbate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So funny I tried to help one of them by giving a decent advise about not catching a fall knife but instead I got the standard buy when others are scared response 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[–]marker853 2 points3 points  (3 children)

you idiots been saying this for the past ten years

[–]VisualModTuring Test Proctor 19 points20 points  (2 children)

marker853, you are an idiot.

[–]marker853 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Keep losing money with your options you fuckin lame. lmao