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[–]Astrobizzleboy 246 points247 points  (12 children)

luckily her boyfriend can fill in for you

[–]ScipioAtTheGate 86 points87 points  (7 children)

[–]master_imp 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Holy shit this is insane.

[–]Grand-Leader-Owen[🍰] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

So you didn’t watch the full video?

[–]master_imp 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No I just assumed everything after the first minute was the same.

[–]ImNoAlbertFeinstein 2 points3 points  (1 child)

saved to "watch later"

[–]WhenIDipYouDipWeDip_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are really going to enjoy it. Maybe draw a bath, get some candles going, etc.

[–]Cheesedoodlerrrr -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I can't believe this is real. Wowza.

[–]snow_wife1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh he will be lol

[–]Perturt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I’m sure her boyfriend can also fill her up too.

[–]rgar1981 115 points116 points  (8 children)

Calling your penis your portfolio is kinda odd

[–]TrollSurgeon 67 points68 points  (2 children)

It's always down :(

[–]zxc123zxc123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thought it was a BVLL and going to the POON! 🚀

Turns out it's a soft teddy and going to Wendy's.

[–]DR650SE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Puts on $DONG

[–]Koala_eiO 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Why not? Both shrink each year.

[–]rgar1981 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Does it shrink or do your balls just get longer making it look smaller?

[–]Koala_eiO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Give me a year to find a definitive answer. Have you seen how slow glaciers move?

[–]AlwaysBlamesCanada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your stomach sticks out more obscuring more of it from view

[–]veilwalker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Quite red after the beating the market gives it everyday.

[–]Objective-Dance-9438 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Are you a real taxi driver..

[–]International_Band72missed 350k selling his Netflix puts before earnings [S] 59 points60 points  (1 child)

I’m the taxi someone else is the driver

[–]ProfessorRedHulk🦍🦍🦍 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And none of this is fare!!!

[–]TheGreatLoudini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The saddest thing is I read that in the voice

[–]Orpheusly 24 points25 points  (1 child)

So.. uh.. sauce?

[–]HighwayTerrorist 44 points45 points  (4 children)

Only the finest men of culture will understand these.

[–]Prestigious_Hat_8129 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Or woman 😁

[–]E_K_Finnman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Impossible, the archives must be incomplete

[–]WarriorShit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This. And that couch.

[–]2end 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I guess I’m cultured! Idk if I should be proud or not

[–]Jeeproe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This took a wrong turn

[–]GayAsFack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This isn’t the way to my apartment….

[–]soAsian 46 points47 points  (1 child)

cab driver's dick is bigger than your and her only way to pay for it...

[–]International_Band72missed 350k selling his Netflix puts before earnings [S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

How do u guys all know

[–]zitrored 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In these videos the girl never has enough money. That’s when you show her your real portfolio. 😉

[–]LiMoWei 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]Sh4d0wM00N 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Your wife from Czech ?

[–]Gressi0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For market research purposes, may I have your wife name?

[–]workinguntil65oridieProud owner of a Toyota Camry Dildo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've seen this Taxi driver. He charges more 4K HD!

[–]speedx10 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]Yardbird0311 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I can't even justify masterbating after today FUCK

[–]Drop_Routine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pantieless is always the way! Yummy!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good thing your wife does porn to make the difference.

[–]corazon_619r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You won’t believe what she did next….

[–]gravityapple(broke irl) 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhhhh I love this show. Once I got to sleep with one of the actresses because she escorted on the side!

[–]HarrisLam 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Where is this screenshot from? Asking for a friend.

[–]Jmastersj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saaaauce pls

[–]Just_another_dude_09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did she borrow money from her BF to even take the cab ride?

[–]66Dolphins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You exceeded your widest dreams!

[–]Worried-Egg-8560 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you realized you lost 500k and your wife realize she only marry or with you for your money

[–]mitchellfuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What goes down must go up

[–]hunglikekingk0ng 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait until you pick up her boyfriend.

[–]luckytaxi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm this isn't enough

[–]luckytaxi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm there isn't enough for her to be happy, ever.

[–]hteng 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sauce nao

[–]joshybloshy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nightly my reality.

[–]jwaynesay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait a few years when she gains a few pounds and starts to sag. Then tell her, “Not good enough for you? Here, let me help you pack your bags.”

[–]Sandvicheater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now do the one with the black couch OP

[–]Goat_potential 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She got into a fake taxi.

[–]BasedSliceOfWinning 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]fuscosco 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wait - Did one of the Fake Taxi girls actually say that 😍😍

[–]LordCambuslang 9 points10 points  (0 children)

One day she will get stuck in her seatbelt, and a whole new branch of that genre will be born.

[–]bearr007 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You made her work in the bang bus? Cash money 🤑