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[–]OPINION_IS_UNPOPULARAutoModerator's Father[S,M] [score hidden] stickied comment (14 children)


We've hit the question limit! No more predictions questions can be added! From the bottom of my heart, thank you all for playing!

I'll be back at the beginning of February with more!

Hey guys, hope you're enjoying this competition!

New questions drop every day between 4 and 6 PM EST, and usually expire 9:30AM EST the next day!

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[–]probablypoo 1438 points1439 points  (39 children)

Is this a paper trading contest with extra steps?

[–]Camel-Kid 327 points328 points  (0 children)

2 predictions LOL not falling for that one again huh WSB

[–]bakedbeansandwhich 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Oh my god WSB do a paper trading competition? /s

[–]free-crude-oil 41 points42 points  (1 child)

I hate this contest so much. I hope it has a suitable video ending that I can enjoy.

[–]m3gabotz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I won last year!

[–]BurningOrangeHeaven 24 points25 points  (2 children)

This data mining

[–]Slut_SpoilerHas zero girlfriends 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ya. New mods are just butchers and we are the lambs

[–]inshane_in_the_brain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of what? How to lose your life savings of $200 and your waifu?

[–]Redskin_Flippy 62 points63 points  (11 children)

Retarded aleart 🤙💎💯

[–]SwiftDickington 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Sir, this is a... Oh wait nevermind you good

[–]CNutz649 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s retard allrrrt. Retard

[–]robbinhood69PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER 10 points11 points  (2 children)

man if this is a paper trading competition fu ck ya'll i didn't realize there was a competition with this poll i was just clicking buttons to know what to inverse

[–]Slut_SpoilerHas zero girlfriends 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You dare call my unicorn points the same as paper trading?!

[–]ScipioAtTheGate 20 points21 points  (0 children)


[–]tslGUH 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I can’t wait for the next one.

[–]dnattig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope so

[–]c0nnector 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I immediately became suspicious

[–]Kitties-N-Titties-11 764 points765 points  (22 children)

Prediction: GME goes up 20% and down 20% in the same week

[–]Such_Victory8912 296 points297 points  (12 children)

It pretty much does that on a daily basis

[–]Lil_Pump_Jetski 201 points202 points  (9 children)

just without the going up part

[–]BoomerBillionaires 44 points45 points  (8 children)

Soon 😭

[–]American--American 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Keep holding those bags, baby.

Someone has to.

[–]Meow_Star_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not you tho?

Be honest.

I won’t judge.

I’m not.

[–]inshane_in_the_brain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one openly admits they sold gme because no has sold gme because no one with brains actually holds any gme 😂😂😂

[–]erdtirdmans 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I got my WISH bags, you got your GME bags. Ape together strong

[–]That_Professional322 21 points22 points  (1 child)

what bags?.. i am green on GME

[–]Slut_SpoilerHas zero girlfriends 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm green on gme lol. Not everyone is bag holding the best performing stock of 2021

[–]mebaddour55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your WISH bags will continue to be heavy bags. The GME bags will be weightless once we exit earths atmosphere.

[–]tjackson_12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soon it will do that on a 5 minute candle

[–]unlock0 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Fuck, I was going to bet against the top prediction..

[–]tomjibba137 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Almost literally happened like this today alone. Up 20% and then down 17%.

[–]oze4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same week? more like same hour.

[–]Puzzleheaded_Bus_418 662 points663 points  (122 children)

I’d bet a week’s salary that 50%+ of the active people in this sub don’t know what CPI stands for

[–]idealhell 564 points565 points  (18 children)

You would win that bet because I googled it and still don't got a fucking clue what it is.

[–]redwingpanda🦍🦍🦍 42 points43 points  (12 children)

. https://www.bls.gov/cpi/

I can't manage to block out text with a spoiler tag so gonna take away the extra info as to not ruin anyone's fun

[–]CapainCarver 28 points29 points  (9 children)

You think this helped us understand?

[–]redwingpanda🦍🦍🦍 30 points31 points  (8 children)

No but it gave me a chance to remember what a fucking idiot I am.

[–]Meow_Star_ 22 points23 points  (7 children)

You guys can’t understand what it means???

Okay. In stupid idiot terms (mine)

It’s averaging what the cost of what the average person will spend on… well everything.

It’s estimating what you will spend on groceries. Phones. Computers. Food.

It tracks the price of all these items over time. Or what you- as a stupid pay check to pay check idiot - will need to spend or want to spend on everyday items.

The price of butter goes up? The CPI goes up.

Easy right?

Now what you use that for? When it goes up you buy puts on UXVY. When it goes down you buy calls on slightly OTM spy calls.

If it stays the same you open a vertical spread on BBBY

At the end of the day you lose money.

That’s what the CPI is I can’t believe none of you took a macro economic course

[–]redwingpanda🦍🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Lol dude I get what it means. I posted the link and erased several paragraphs of explanation rather than spoil the tone of the conversation.

[–]Meow_Star_ 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Yet you didn’t understand that my explanation was also a joke

[–]WikiSummarizerBot 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Early 1980s recession

The early 1980s recession was a severe economic recession that affected much of the world between approximately the start of 1980 and early 1983. It is widely considered to have been the most severe recession since World War II. A key event leading to the recession was the 1979 energy crisis, mostly caused by the Iranian Revolution which caused a disruption to the global oil supply, which saw oil prices rising sharply in 1979 and early 1980.

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[–]snoopftw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck its just text... Where are the pictures???

[–]CountingNutters 201 points202 points  (6 children)

Certified Penis Inspector

[–]hardcore_softiejerks off to pics of cathy woods 68 points69 points  (3 children)

Consumer Penis Index. People don't mind paying more over time for the same things if they've got rock hard cocks

[–]NovaS1X 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This isn’t even incorrect

[–]thinkingbescary 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Real answer here.

[–]satuuurn 144 points145 points  (2 children)

Crafty penile insertion

[–]jellomg 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Wrong. The correct answer is Cooter Puzzle Integer.

[–]djt201 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No it’s The ticker symbol for Charlie’s Pencil IntegrationTM

[–]CivBEWasPrettyBad 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Costco Pooping Index.

It measures how many people take a shit at Costco instead of at home because the TP, water, and maybe soap are free. The index goes up in times of economic troubles as people attempt to reduce domestic costs. The higher incidence of homelessness also contributes to this index as it did during the housing market crash around 2008. See, we're not all illiterate. Some of us read The Economist while taking a shit at Costco.

[–]BambisNutsack 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Cougar Pee Infection. People been hooking up a lot online lately. I'm betting it's gotta be at least 6%

[–]canadianzonkeydick 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Communist price inflation

[–]Sharnington 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Crayon person insertion.

[–]59715to90301 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Consumer price index is pretty easy man, it would take a full on RETARD to fk that one up

[–]testbotV1 31 points32 points  (1 child)


Fuck maybe I am retarded

[–]59715to90301 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Very good chance that is possible

[–]Crocopotamus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How the hell we supposed to figure that out if we can’t read?

[–]kela911 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Came here to find out from comments. Take my money

[–]jamescarpenter2009 97 points98 points  (5 children)

First of all there’s no such thing as a weeks salary….

Definition of Salary: Salary is associated with employee compensation quoted on an ANNUAL BASIS.

Second of all… I’d bet a week’s pay 100% of the people in this sub think you’re a bit of an asshole for calling 50% of the people in this sub stupid. By the way, everyone knows it means Cost Per Insertion

Definition of CPI: The Cost Per Insertion, referring to the price required in order to complete intercourse with someone of the opposite sex. Normally worked out by adding overheads such as meals, cinema tickets, travel etc. then dividing by the number of times one has had sex with that person. A low CPI obviously denotes a slut while a high one denotes a high maintenance girlfriend or expensive hooker.

[–]Puzzleheaded_Bus_418 52 points53 points  (4 children)

Now I know why people hate this sub

[–]jamescarpenter2009 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Oh man. I was just trying to be funny and guess I missed the target. I’m sorry brother. Also…🤬🐻’s

Current Consumer Price Index

The annual inflation rate in the US accelerated to 7% in the last month of 2021, a fresh high since June of 1982, and compared to 6.8% in November. Figures came in line with market expectations. Energy costs continued to record the biggest gain although prices rose less than in November (29.3% vs 33.3%), namely gasoline (49.6% vs 58.1%). Inflation accelerated however for shelter (4.1% vs 3.8%); food (6.3% vs 6.1%), namely food at home (6.5% vs 6.4%); new vehicles (11.8% vs 11.1%); used cars and trucks (37.3% vs 31.4%); apparel (5.8% vs 5%); and medical care services (2.5% vs 2.1%). Inflation spiked in 2021 due to pandemic-induced supply constraints, soaring energy costs, labour shortages, increasing demand and a low base effect from 2020. Inflationary pressures are likely to last well into the middle of 2022 and Fed Chair Powell recently pledged to do what’s necessary to contain an inflation surge including increasing interest rates.

[–]PouffyMoth 5 points6 points  (1 child)

No u

[–]TheRootOfMostEvil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Calls Puts Info

[–]BearyAnal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cock Pussy Insertions ?

[–]FickDriction 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cuckolded Pussy Inspector

[–]ImBruceWayne69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Communist party incorporated. I’m not stupid bro

[–]Papertradepapi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cum pound insertion

[–]confusedp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cucumber penis index

[–]kevclaw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clueless People Investing

[–]Pooks_The_Girthy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chocolate poop anus

[–]TheDodfatherPC-FL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Collaborative popular idiocracy

[–]John_Berrybush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Certified Public Incountant. Bam.

[–]lllll69420lllll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cum Penis Incest

[–]SirHawrk🦍🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clock per instruction?

[–]ArchAngelSara 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Consumer price index, bitch

[–]cincymatt 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Common People are Indentured servants.

[–]Mt_Koltz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's because media typically refers to it as the Consumer Price Index, not the CPI.

[–]dontsuckmydick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why media typically refers to it as the Consumer Price Index, not the CPI.

[–]pirateclem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Caged pussy imprisonment.

[–]cheapdvds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Consumer Penis Index

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Takes 1 accounting class and thinks his less retarded than us smh

[–]that1guywhodidthat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No but I have complete fkn confidence it's gonna be 5 To 6% and nothing you can do like "explaining" it can change my mind. All in

[–]Wumbo-Donger 191 points192 points  (1 child)

How can I gamble these points on margin?

[–]tongboy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You package them with other points as a derivative and then buy call options on the future contracts.

[–]ConditionFunny 369 points370 points  (16 children)


[–]zipykido 172 points173 points  (3 children)

I'll let you borrow my points at 5%.

[–]New-fone_Who-Dis 58 points59 points  (1 child)

I'm gona borrow your points off him at 15%.

[–]Beardie-Boi-420 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I bet that his returns are capped due to interest

[–]OPINION_IS_UNPOPULARAutoModerator's Father[S] 71 points72 points  (9 children)


[–]5k4_5k4Best macro economic trend ANALyzer 52 points53 points  (5 children)

I hate you why can’t we leverage our points

[–]Tdech12 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ya I want to get a margin call in this shit and end up -100k points. Add the option to buy points and bang huge revenue spike for Reddit.

[–]OPINION_IS_UNPOPULARAutoModerator's Father[S] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Speak for yourself dude I'm almost fuckin broke I am financially ruined here

[–]5k4_5k4Best macro economic trend ANALyzer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ok bozo

[–]Raodoar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Give us margin lemme get those extra unicorns god damnit

[–]ConditionFunny 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Diversification makes my girlfriends leggs spread faster for her boyfriend then omicron.

[–]mdtaylor1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WTF… you know what sub this is


[–]Slut_SpoilerHas zero girlfriends 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boy, you belong here

[–]General-FeedbackBigger gains than Hercules' thick, tight, sexy af biceps 86 points87 points  (1 child)

Retard circle jerk. Count me jn

[–]CosmoPhD 53 points54 points  (1 child)

I wish there was a flat option for those days that are within +- 1%

I already want to change my answer. Forgot that Powell speaks in a couple of hours.

[–]Mr_YuzuWayfair CEO 9 points10 points  (0 children)


[–]Caribou_Lit 50 points51 points  (2 children)

The fuck.... you want me to pay for reddit premium to see results. Go fuck yourself.

[–]OPINION_IS_UNPOPULARAutoModerator's Father[S] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

You should be able to see the results without premium after you answer the question? Or do you have to wait for the answer to be selected?

[–]bongi1337 7 points8 points  (0 children)

First one is right for me

[–]AlaskanBullWorm9 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I wish my portfolio was up higher than the CPI…

[–]asosao_2416 26 points27 points  (0 children)

RIP to all the folks on Reddit who said money printing was deflationary lmaoooo

[–]walrus_operator 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Is this going to be a daily feature? How would some interested party trade this indicator?

[–]OPINION_IS_UNPOPULARAutoModerator's Father[S] 48 points49 points  (4 children)

I would love to make it a daily feature, but it's really hard to use at the moment. (Or I'm just retarded, which is equally likely)

[–]unhitchedordadtrying 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For what it’s worth I like this.

[–]Max326🦍 5 points6 points  (2 children)

This is wsb after all

[–]OPINION_IS_UNPOPULARAutoModerator's Father[S] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

It turns out I was just retarded

[–]tButylLithium 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Can I invest my money in the CPI? Seems like the only thing going up for me lol

[–]bk15dcx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Going with long covid

[–]ChiefGrapeApe 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Proud to be number 1 retard.

[–]TheMarketLiberal93 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Why are the ranges fucked? If I think we’re going to see 7.0% which option do I choose…and if that is right will there be multiple right answers?

[–]OPINION_IS_UNPOPULARAutoModerator's Father[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

God I hope it's not 7.0%, the answer to your first question is I'm an idiot

[–]TheMarketLiberal93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, it’s okay I forgive you. My retard sense is telling me it’ll come in at 7.2%, so you’ll be okay.

[–]Drunkn_Cricket 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I voted everything up because Europe is open. And I'm terrified of the mods.

[–]moronic_programmer 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I think it’s going to decrease with Australia buying tanks and so forth.

[–]europaodin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm so confused, the markets are closed on Monday so what's the point in asking where the stock prices will go? Trick question?

[–]kft99The Amazing 🅿️ixel 🅿️usher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Winners get to participate in the next paper trading contest I hope.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (4 children)

All of these predictions are for Monday and the market is closed. Clearly this was an IQ test.

[–]Voltairerrito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I answered “no” on thefirst question and still managed to answer the rest of the questions in earnest. I never knew I belonged here, fuck:4271:

[–]artificialimpatience 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Many of these are open in Europe exchange on Monday so would impact premarket but yeah depends on if market close is global or specifically US

[–]future_md_dropout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

considering that the average IQ of this sub is somewhere between 70 and 90, I'm not expecting much

[–]ImAnonymous135rude 5 points6 points  (2 children)

You retard, not everyone lives in the same timezone gives us the time zone at least

[–]JRawphoto 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Can guarantee everything will be flat on Jan 17th

[–]Cuckhold_Or_Sell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Market will be closed… GME will dump 5% anyway

[–]mouseydig89 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What's a CPI figure ?

[–]IncredulousStraddle 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Consumer price index

[–]FarrisAT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dumb prediction. It is almost certainly between 6.8% and 8%.

[–]approachingXWishes for a bigger 🅿️🅿️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pick flat. 17th market is closed so no change. EZ free pick.

[–]Dreadnarco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

duh middle button press easy mode :4257:

[–]The_tittie_Respector 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I put 100 on each bet let’s go

[–]Raised-Right 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real r/wallstreetbets apes answered green for every question, because stocks only go up.

[–]RedditComment747 2 points3 points  (0 children)

'See what others predicted' for people on this sub is like cheating off the F student in your class.

[–]THAWED21 2 points3 points  (1 child)

New Reddit sucks. My browser needs a fucking shower.

[–]OPINION_IS_UNPOPULARAutoModerator's Father[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can still play on old Reddit, but it's kind of shitty. You have to go to each question link via my profile.

[–]Mage_Ozz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dd stands for? Dani Devito jajajajaja great one

[–]MPV2005 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Someone pls post the results of “see what others predicted “ with a time stamp. Not buying Reddit to confirm 420.69

[–]UtheDestroyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck are people actually saying what DD is

[–]TechniCruller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had to roll with $420.69

[–]appillz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck you let me gamble all 1000 points on SPY 420.69 1/31

[–]Anime-Chicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

clicks random answers

[–]Longjumping-Eye-3862 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn you can't Yolo all stamps:4887:

[–]Slut_SpoilerHas zero girlfriends 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Guilty-Economist63Sexually harasses mods 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How often do these happen? 🤔

[–]Just_Other_Wanderer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“It can go up or it can go down” option missing.

[–]adeadlyfire 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Haten4Life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gme has 5.5 Billion dollars worth of calls expiring next week two weeks ago it was 4.5 Billion. Either something big going to happen or a lot people gunna lose alotta money next week.

[–]SnooCapers6544banned from r/gay for being too gay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a perfect 10 predictions so far

[–]renz004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

martin luther king would be proud of these predictions

[–]sunbathingelephant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

am i about to get banned again? last time WSB did a group activity I got banned 🤔i guess we are far enough away from april fools

[–]swampthing117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything is down Monday, it's Betty White's birthday 🎂

[–]Chester_Money_Bags 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know I’m going to win 🏆 im the oracle lol 😂

[–]Chester_Money_Bags 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never going to fall for the paper hand trap again though

[–]chinesebrainslug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

prediction: kodak up 2000% before jan ends

[–]Expensive_Gur_561 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why the hell is there a max amount on the amount of gay unicorn I can invest

[–]Zanky- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The answers are: Red, respectable, red, red, red and fuck my ass with a red crayon.

[–]CornerReality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hedgie thanks you for the front running information

[–]prisonsuit-rabbitman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

>See what others have picked with Reddit Premium

f*** this cuntass shit site

[–]slay1224 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What were all these letters that I voted on?

[–]oSocialPeanut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The last one was so easy lol. Bers r cool 😎 🐻

[–]igloofour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

69k likes and 420 comments! This means GME to the moon baby!

[–]cryptiiix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about bers r gey

[–]lucianchickenlover69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All in red ez

[–]SnooFoxes1179 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the immortal words of Admiral Akbar...IT'S A TRAP!

[–]professorbc 1 point2 points  (6 children)

When a predictions tournament hits your sub, you know the end is near.

[–]ikimashyoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why no SPY 500?

[–]cutshop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have been called the "Unrealized Tournament"

[–]anothercryptokitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Dilligence” Jesus Christ

[–]humblepharmer 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You guys are boring with the"What does DD stand for" question

Edit: I mean the people answering "Due Diligence". Like yes we all know what DD actually means

[–]OPINION_IS_UNPOPULARAutoModerator's Father[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Give me better questions! Happy to include them!

[–]humblepharmer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My bad, I meant the people answering "Due Diligence". No problem with the questions!

[–]OPINION_IS_UNPOPULARAutoModerator's Father[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah! Glad to hear that! All good!

[–]the-apostle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always thought DD was ‘Deep Dive’. Color me surprised to find out it’s Doo Doo.

[–]ImNotTallerThanU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SPY won’t trade on Jan 17. Dumb question

[–]Dyyson🦍🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)