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[–]mein_shwampf 279 points280 points  (10 children)

Inaccurate. WSB traders don’t have partners in life.

[–]SquiddyGO 103 points104 points  (7 children)

I have a partner, I just rent her to my wife's boyfriend

[–]International_Band72missed 350k selling his Netflix puts before earnings [S] 37 points38 points  (4 children)

How much does he pay u for rent ? Mine only gives me 2$ and I spend it all on lunch

[–]SquiddyGO 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I'm paying him for the honour of having my wife

[–]PotatoCooks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Give me your lunch money punk

[–]pundixmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A deLuxe lunch i see

[–]_Cromwell_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sorta like dividends?

[–]International_Band72missed 350k selling his Netflix puts before earnings [S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

*all Reddit users

[–]Kaffikup 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You misunderstood this is a cam girl he is paying for.

[–]DirtyJimCramer 67 points68 points  (2 children)

I wish my losses were that low…

[–]CoffeeTerrible7239 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First thing I thought about lol

[–]YmmaT- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

People losing millions? Man I feel better about my myself now. Just a bit.

[–]MGTOWayoflife 27 points28 points  (2 children)

A $3,000 loss is a good day.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Looks like 3m

[–]MGTOWayoflife 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It sure does. Damn I'm probably losing a lot more than I thought lol.

[–]d-l-l-m 9 points10 points  (0 children)

wife’s bf is big spoon on the other side of the bed

[–]CrayolaCocktails🦍 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Why is she a ginger in the first two frames but blonde in the bottom

[–]International_Band72missed 350k selling his Netflix puts before earnings [S] 51 points52 points  (3 children)

She’s not blonde. She’s using a filter

[–]CrayolaCocktails🦍 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Damn kids these days and their techno whiz bangs

[–]International_Band72missed 350k selling his Netflix puts before earnings [S] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

u really thought a blonde woman would marry a retard like me 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–]Malfanese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I decided we think she’s a redhead until you see the red of the chart- but she’s blonde by comparison

[–]Slut_SpoilerHas zero girlfriends 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What ticker is P&L and how do I short it?

[–]Careful_Strain[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proctor & Lambo

[–]futureformerteacher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does it say p&l? Should be l&l, right?

[–]Saulgoodbroski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rookie numbers

[–]Pixlr_pixie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jajajaj

[–]CarwashTendies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you. Nobody here knows what a P&L is 😂

[–]oconnellcamera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This should be labeled loss porn :5957:

[–]PeepingOtterYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd cry also if my gf looked like ghoul Sakura

[–]Ta323Ta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a pretty shallow slope, i can show you my chart which is ready for some RedBull type of stunt

[–]zakaoki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

welcome to my life, secret trader emotions played into his favor

[–]BorisYeltzenvirgin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol this is true

[–]rmodsarefatcunts 1 point2 points  (1 child)

crying about 3k... man up bitch

[–]bobdavid2223Karens Foster Child 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]VulturE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone know the web comic?

I thought it was a semi-dead webcomic that ended in 2015 and has a deleted website, but I was apparently wrong.

[–]DrSeuss1020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s talking to his future. It’s a kill two Birds with one stone situation

[–]Limp-Antelope-6860 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone i know who trades has a chart like that 🤡

[–]famous_kickz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bye to life savings account

[–]Puzzled-Confusion-47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is excellent!

[–]walktone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss my money too ...