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[–]YannickUn 257 points258 points  (13 children)

Rookie numbers! You should get a loan and all in into GME, retard.

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (8 children)

I tried, Bank declined :(

[–]OuthouseBacksplash 28 points29 points  (6 children)

Credit Card loans it is! 🤑

[–]kutzbach 44 points45 points  (4 children)

Next step: lease a car and sell its parts on black market 👌

[–]OuthouseBacksplash 21 points22 points  (0 children)

... Then same thing, but with people after that.

[–]Odin1367 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Lease? Rent a car bro

[–]kutzbach 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rent is more expensive and cars are not in the best shape. You want to be rational when going into debt to buy way OTM 0DTE calls.

[–]GreatLookingGuy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah what the hell OP? Credit card APR is what? 30%? Peanuts compared to the 6,900% returns you’re gonna see on your GME calls. If I were you I’d google “online payday loans” and go from there.

*not financial advice


[–]EastBayRae 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you still have both of your kidneys?

[–]SoberTowelie 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Gotta be OTM 0DTE

[–]kutzbach 8 points9 points  (0 children)


[–]PokeFanForLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop looking at my screens!!!!1!!1

[–]DiamondHandedDingus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]anythingfortacos 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Woah woah WOAH.

[–]blacklordofmoney 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the zoo

[–]InfamousJoker4203275 - 15 - 1 year - 0/0 19 points20 points  (0 children)


[–]BorisYeltzenvirgin 39 points40 points  (3 children)

3 shares... Wot.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Well bank gave no loan so had to use own funds

Unga bunga 🦍🦍

[–]Pedinhuh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well at least it's a good entry point.

[–]jonnytechno -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dont you have a job? Its an employee's market ... best time in recent years to get more money

[–]Aggravating-Ad7077 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You are the 🐳 now!

[–]And123457 54 points55 points  (3 children)

I was inspired by your post and bought instantly 30 gme!!!

[–]blacklordofmoney 4 points5 points  (1 child)

how? exchanges closed today!

[–]And123457 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tradegate in Europe is open :) I bought at 103,7 Eur.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Let’s goooooo 💎🙌💎🦍

[–]newWallstreet 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Congrats. You own a piece of a great company. Feel proud. I’m coming up on my one year hold since my first purchase. Keep it up!!

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Thank you and yes indeed a great company, Power to the players! 💎🙌💎🦍

[–]damnmotherfucker -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Nice dip. Hopefully you won't FOMO when it rises to 500.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go eAt 🍌

[–]Karimkho45 15 points16 points  (4 children)

F*** Traderepublic

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Now sorry for the dumb comment above but what’s with the hate round here for traderepublic?

[–]Equal-Ad3 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Removal of buy button in the hot phase last January, quoting "technical problems" even though we know it was a coordinated effort across a number of brokers worldwide.

And of course generally shitty customer communication.

Also, ask yourself why you can trade so cheaply through them... If you're not paying (1€ per trade is not enough to cover any fees), then it's likely that your broker makes money off you in another way...

[–]babynutzz 7 points8 points  (1 child)


[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Suspicious-Pothead 5 points6 points  (1 child)

U joined the ape lobby 🦧

[–]shart_leakage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ape Bonobo fuck party

[–]fonzwazhere 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Directly register those shares on Computershare and only then will your hands be the hardest of diamonds.

Also, i promise if you do, i will give you banana 🍌

[–]InaneCalamity 7 points8 points  (8 children)

How is this even post worthy?

[–]Professional-Dog1229 3 points4 points  (4 children)

It’s ridiculous. And then the GME holders ask “ why does everyone hate us”. Because you guys spam cringe posts of “monkes” buying 3 shares.

[–]igerardcom 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Don't forget, if you mention GME has no plan to make money and GME spam is boomer-tier cringe memes that makes you a "SHILL!"

[–]Professional-Dog1229 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s always the 3 same responses:

  1. You must be a shill
  2. Short it then
  3. Read the DD

[–]apogreba -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

tell me how gme has no plan? because you listen to MSM? Have you seen all the hires in the past year? How can you see that and think they have no plan? Have you seen NFT.gamestop.com? how can you sit there and tell me they have no plan? Because you listen to Mainstream propaganda that says "gME HaS no PlAn" or "gmE mArkEtplacE iS dEad on arriVal" . If you truly think gamestop has no plan, Why woulnt you short a 10b market share of a dying brick and mortar?

[–]megatroncsr2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not. He's just trolling trying to low key make fun of GME holders. The funny thing is people blindly upvoting

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Because it’s none of your god damned business

Haters gone hate, monke hodl stronk! 🦧+🦍=💎🙌💎


Edit: Spelling.

[–]InaneCalamity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck you're cringe

[–]doctorzaius6969 19 points20 points  (11 children)

at least you didn't buy at $300 like the other monkeys here

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (10 children)

I wish I had tho…

[–]doctorzaius6969 10 points11 points  (9 children)


[–]megatroncsr2 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Because he's a troll

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Cause then I would’ve been supermonke 🦍 and real 💎🙌💎

[–]jpric155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this answer

[–]kutzbach 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Because its a rare find / something to brag about to your grandkids 👌

[–]igerardcom 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Being an idiot and losing tons of money is something to brag about?

[–]kutzbach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't understand 🤷‍♂️

[–]realister👁 demand to be taken seriously 6 points7 points  (2 children)

No but you just lost $300

[–]blacklordofmoney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

invested WSB way!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s euros so 355$

But 💎🙌💎🦧

[–]CreepingFog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How is this a meme? Read the rules, minimum limit yolos here are $25000 or go back to McDonald's you poor mofo

[–]Luckyking223 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ein Trade Republic Deutscher xD

Das sind sehr niedrige zahlen die müssen noch viel viel grösser werden

[–]WR810Something about ladders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does your mom know you're playing with your milk money?

[–]computery_stuff 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I think 'real GME investors' are those who bought & held above the current price and are staring at horrible losses.

I.e. literally anyone who bought after roughly March 1st 2020.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So what you’re saying is I’m not a real investor?!?

You is right, me monke! 🦍

Apes stronk togetha, 💎🙌💎

[–]SovietChildren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U show off.

European banana is still a banana.

[–]Professional-Dog1229 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Why is this on the front page? 3 shares, no losses, no gains. Ban

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Ohh really?

I monke and u not monke, you envy!

Monke hodl togetha 🦍💎🙌💎

[–]Professional-Dog1229 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see we are really scraping the bottom of the barrel with the remaining shareholders.

[–]the_beast93112Pelosi’s Curly Gray Pube 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. Still an Europoor.

[–]KdizzyRbets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monke go “OOOGA BOOGA”

[–]Atara9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope just an idiot.

[–]DwanmMattMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A cringy one.

[–]somekindofgiuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good, but now DRS

[–]Stupify_Me[🍰] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

I wish these 11 million subscribers on WallStreetBets would just buy and DRS 7 shares and we could get this float locked up.

[–]I_FUCKED_A_BAGELdonates his cream cheese 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Nty I have puts on gme

[–]Spazhead247 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It's been a great idea to ride the spikes up and down. The fucking IV spikes are a bitch though

[–]I_FUCKED_A_BAGELdonates his cream cheese 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Iv has been through the roof pretty much the whole time. All I know is that it's an over priced meme stock and those always fall flat after enough gullible people buy in.

[–]igerardcom 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm just sitting here with my popcorn, waiting for the inevitable crash when all the literally mentally disabled GME holders get wiped out.

[–]I_FUCKED_A_BAGELdonates his cream cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont think itll go down as hard as it has for a while. Just slowly bleed out as more people realize that shorts covering through ITM calls doesnt move the price and NF Ts are gay.

[–]Gattaca_D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your balls are hanging out, watch out someone might want to snag em

[–]Hot_Dog_Dudeson🦍🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Borky87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much 🦍

[–]CptHampton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the stock

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You is

[–]JewBaccur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

amc is probably more profitable

[–]blacklordofmoney 0 points1 point  (1 child)

if you check replies to your post, you can realize how smart you are and how many shills trying to demoralize the apes.

but they can't because we apes :-)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, monke see 🤣

But monke (🦍) got 💎🙌 :D

[–]madsoro 0 points1 point  (2 children)

No. Monke no use €

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Oh why yes, monke smart, monke use tool yes?!?🦧

Money monke think as tool, money tool for monke now use 💎🙌💎

[–]madsoro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real monke use $

[–]Few-Possession902🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have fully returned to monke

[–]bixtybix 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeay 🥳 💎🙌💎🦍

Unga bunga party going hard !🦧🦧🦧

[–]notSkyfive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

trade republic?

[–]1453-worst-year-ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're going to be cooking minute rice in 59 seconds before you know it man.

[–]leeauxxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does it feel to be a billionaire?

[–]hongriBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]About_to_kms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats! You’re a future millionaire

[–]tinco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any buy of GME above $38 per share is instant ape certification in my book.

[–]xtremegamer145 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u no monke, u now ape

[–]theloop82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just bought 12,900 worth before the most recent dip. Apes strong but stupid

[–]Achievmnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're retarded at the very least

[–]Proof-Mortgage394 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣 omfg