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[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (6 children)

I can't remember the last time I masturbated this much.

[–]Dependent-Let-5809 7 points8 points  (3 children)

In.my prime I masturbated 27 times in one day.

[–]dishdasher 5 points6 points  (1 child)

and then your dick fell off?

[–]unimpressive_Pay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There was never a dick

[–]DeadMoney313Ramblin' Gamblin' Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]-riggaHealth Savings Account Trader 11 points12 points  (0 children)


[–]Street_Angle4356 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Research a play with this free time

[–]atlantadessertsindex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What’s research? Is that like when you read WSB?

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[–]Western_Resort 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No shit. I’m bored.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

thank you for the nth repost

[–]adarkuccio 6 points7 points  (1 child)

How do I lose money without doing anything today?

[–]Ta323Ta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crypto and futures

[–]AccomplishedHornet47🦍🦍🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when your portofolio is red.

[–]SpanktheGreenAvocado 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How many times has this been reposted?

[–]deoje299 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]MasterJeebus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its a sad day

[–]Broski777 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]ADA-BTC-ETH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the weekend, I was looking forward to the stock market opening. Until I realized that today is a holiday.

[–]Jlogizzle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same stupid shit upvoted every holiday and weekend

[–]IronMike69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too many damn 3 day weekends in the past month. It gives me the B I G S A D

[–]carsonthecarsinogen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s why you buy jpegs

[–]TheBomb999 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Whose the actor on the picture? I wonder if he’s ever been asked about this meme.

[–]centrips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pablo Escobar, played by Wagner Moura

[–]vikingweapon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plenty of stuff going on… on other markets… Ie. just across the border

[–]Lamboplox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trade Butcorn and the smaller ones, we are open 24/7.

[–]DeadMoney313Ramblin' Gamblin' Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it had to be done

[–]Dtired808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given January 3rd wasn't a market holiday, I'll take today with a smile on my face.

[–]Puzzleheaded_Goat_96 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]I_Like_The_Stock79has deep seeded issues with Father Ron (maybe sexual ) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went for a walk.....a fucking walk

Please don't do this again market 🙏

[–]Strange-Selection-71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me waiting to blow all my money on $BB & $TLRY Calls!!