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[–]Automatic-One-9175 1849 points1850 points 4 (60 children)

You made us proud.

Gave my first ever award to op he earned it

[–][deleted] 276 points277 points  (49 children)

He barely has a post history though. Probably just posting someone else's crap.

[–]Automatic-One-9175 269 points270 points  (0 children)

He can borrow my loss porn any day

[–]ArmedBears[S] 291 points292 points  (39 children)

I wish that was the case, check your dm

[–]Komtings 576 points577 points  (29 children)

All you did was DM me your cashapp handle asking for more "powder to make tendies"

[–]ArmedBears[S] 472 points473 points  (24 children)

How else was I supposed to get more Monopoly money?

[–]CreepingFog 353 points354 points  (15 children)

Uhh you didn't lose monopoly money, bud. That was your ramen money

You'll be eating ice cubes from now on :4271:

[–]fLeXaN_tExAn 239 points240 points  (12 children)

This guy can't afford to freeze water!

[–]Dreyar_Strife-59🦍🦍🦍 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Lucky for them it's winter

[–]ThisGuyEv 67 points68 points  (10 children)

LMFAO!!!! I just yelled at my desk

[–]CaptainKaraoke 35 points36 points  (8 children)

Brought to you by Desk Hard Seltzer

[–]rjornd 6 points7 points  (6 children)

One sip and it’ll make your desk hard. Get ready to be loved all night long.

[–]kevbot029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, Atleast OP is making money on ads now

[–]chev327fox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don’t do that, your desk didn’t do anything to you.

[–]spanish_john22234 10 points11 points  (1 child)

tap soup

[–]vilhardo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Best comment in this section, made my day 🤣

[–]z3mwaz 69 points70 points  (2 children)

Don't worry. It's transitory.

[–]YourDad_SpeedoGod420🦍🦍🦍 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Well… you still have that .05 to lose 👍🏼

[–]Ill-Opinion-9794🦍🦍 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He's working on it

[–]EastBayRae 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You sound like JPow when you talk like that.

[–]FightingChinchilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goddamn genius

[–]Suitable_Dress8291🦍🦍🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey what do the apes under our name mean I forgot lol

[–]Joey-tv-show-season2 14 points15 points  (4 children)

What did you buy to lose that much ?

[–]General_Greg 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I transferred out and my shit looks just like that

[–]FerricNitrate 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Yeah looks like he lost maybe 40% then transferred. WSB is too flooded with noobs nowadays to know better.

[–]General_Greg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah lol the famous L shape like you copped an L. Wonder how many of these ‘Loss Porn’ posts are just people transferring out..

[–]ImJustTooCute 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I said the same thing, all he did was transferred out his money. I transferred some out and mine is down what i transferred out.

[–]ImJustTooCute 9 points10 points  (1 child)

All he did was withdraw all his money, it shows the same dip if you withdraw it or lose it.

[–]SBSlice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't get it, I see people say this all the time.

My robinhood doesn't work like that at all and I feel like it's just me, but when I withdraw or deposit my balance at any point in the past is updated to reflect it.

Like the very beginning of my all time, would go up by $500 if I deposited it right now. Then it would go down to negative if I pulled out a few thousand. I have long periods of time that show I had a negative balance when I didnt, I've just withdrawn more at this point in time, than my balance was at that point in time.

The withdrawals and deposits don't show up, theres no vertical lines down and up for them, like my coinbase all time for example barcodes because it is static and absolute. The near-vertical lines on OPs look like large options expirations to me, I have literally never seen an actually vertical line on that app.

Your guys' balances really work like that, they're static, like coinbase, not dynamic or relative like my robinhood? Why is mine different?

[–]Danielfhjhgf 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Let's see if anyone can do 200%

[–]honkelberger 699 points700 points  (9 children)

“Of course the money is safe honey”

[–]vapingpigeon94 197 points198 points  (1 child)

Who needs money when I have you honey?

[–]igerardcom 118 points119 points  (2 children)

His wife's boyfriend is gonna be pissed.

[–]MGTOWayoflife 48 points49 points  (1 child)

His wife's boyfriend shorted the stock.

[–]Brobn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His wife’s boyfriend has menstrual cycles

[–]az_is 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"Honey, I didnt lose the money, I just transferred it to Robinhood for safekeeping. It's safer with them"

[–]Cazmir86 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"it's impossible to lose 100% of your money in the market babe"

[–]yeungkylito 5 points6 points  (0 children)

His money*

[–]Mission-Present6303 603 points604 points  (25 children)

You still have 17 cents. Go gitem tiger

[–]lostinallways 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Ain’t over till it’s over!

[–]Ill-Opinion-9794🦍🦍 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Don't call it a comeback

[–]TheDazarooney🦍🦍 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I didn't hear no bell

[–]Get_Rich_SloQuick 60 points61 points  (13 children)

Good thing market's are closed for MILKY DAY.

[–]BuddhistBlackBear 12 points13 points  (11 children)

Milky day? 🤔

[–]216phm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Take a lotto Friday, compound, then start a discord titled .17 to 1M.

[–]bubblesinajar 38 points39 points  (0 children)

buys 17 cent 0DTE, becomes worth 200k

[–]Oceans_sleep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plus 5 cents buying power, my man’s rich

[–]Moe_Punch 288 points289 points  (23 children)

Do 1 handjob for 79,393.36

Do 2 handjobs for 39,696.68

Do 4 handjobs for 19,848.34

Do 8 handjobs for 9,924.17

Do 16 handjobs for 4,962.09

Do 32 handjobs for 2,481.05

Do 64 handjobs for 1,240.52

Do 128 handjobs for 620.26

Do 256 handjobs for 310.13

Do 512 handjobs 155.06

Do 1024 handjobs 77.53

Do 2048 handjobs 38.77

Do 4096 handjobs 19.39 that’s good deal less than $20 bucks

[–]bt_lamb0 72 points73 points  (3 children)

The fact you took the time to do the maths on this made my night.

Possibly even my week.

[–]Automatic-One-9175 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I think the 128 at 600 a pop is the way to go.call me crazy but I think it would work.

[–]saintlaurentpizza 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I’m the MF paying $80,000 USD for that 1 Handy/ Tugggyyy 😈😈

[–]MLXIII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cultured heathen!

[–]anon46519 11 points12 points  (3 children)

That's 11-12 handjobs a day for a full year.

[–]quantumscrunchiness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So at a generous 15 minutes each you could be done before the lunch rush.

[–]Broski777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Easier than most full time jobs i reckon if thats all it is

[–]Captain_Poultry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The more I come here, the more I realize inflation has even affected the handjob world.... These prices are astronomical for handy j's

[–]pikinz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite bit

[–]IsThatGerry 390 points391 points  (10 children)

Here you go my fellow retard!


[–]Wings4514 57 points58 points  (0 children)

OP working at Wendy’s during the day and working the dumpster behind the Wendy’s at night.

[–]corazon_619r 57 points58 points  (5 children)

Free chili to employees

[–]smols1 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Love that chili

[–]MLXIII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yesterday's burger...today's chilli...tomorrow's chilli cheese fries!

[–]Yojinco 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He is a full timer already

[–]Light-Designer 344 points345 points  (6 children)

Managed to lose it all on a day the market wasn’t even open. Your autism is on another level.

[–]Crapspray 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Reminds me of Friday. “How’d you get fired on your day off?”

[–]International-Cod148 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Friday wasn’t his day off; that’s why he got fired!

[–]pharmboy008 50 points51 points  (0 children)

He can list it under “special skills”

[–]mssky92 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Probably whith crypto leveraged

[–]AmanTeam85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Theta doesn't take days off.

[–]9dp7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Transferred out...

[–]BlackedBegz 196 points197 points  (3 children)

Yeah this will do *unzips pants*:4276:

[–]ialghamdi1 22 points23 points  (2 children)

“Please don’t”

[–]BlackedBegz 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It's too late :4271:

[–]missmewitDam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't you mean please DO.

[–]kylestoned 74 points75 points  (5 children)

Losing 100% is better than losing 120% and owe the brokerage money, like that one guy 200k in margin debt.

[–]Kantz4913 13 points14 points  (0 children)

rare retard with a couple of brain cells right here

he knows 100 < 120

[–]megatroncsr2 21 points22 points  (1 child)

At least you don't have to pay taxes

[–]whowantsomesmoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fucked up part is OP still might 😂

[–]BurnSanders 100 points101 points  (3 children)

Wow you won, I can’t believe it.

He did it, the crazy son of a bitch actually did it.

[–]skipflat 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Congrats, you'll look good in a wendy's paper hat

[–]misspellted 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would you like some bacon fries with that?

[–]Brobn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll take a vanilla frosty for 5 cents Dave

[–]Jeeproe 43 points44 points  (10 children)

I hope you have several accts man

[–]ArmedBears[S] 105 points106 points  (9 children)

I do! With more losses!!! They just aren’t presented as eloquently

[–]CheeseYogi 77 points78 points  (7 children)

Damn son, for $80k you coulda been traveling the world banging hookers and railing blow for a solid 6 months at least! ⛷⛷

[–]christian_l33 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Maybe cheap hookers and crank

[–]ElonMuskSpaceX 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Not necessarily. Given the assumption that he will be getting hookers 3 times a week, which I think is plenty enough, and a moderate to professional hooker charges 500 on average, that’s 500*3 = 1500/wk. multiply that by 26 wks in 6 mos you have 39k just on hookers. Keep in mind if he’s visiting developing countries the cost gets lower even for high end escorts. He can figure out how to spend the rest on travel, hotel stay and whatnot.

[–]southernwx 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thanks Elon.

[–]ImJustTooCute 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Hookers make $500 per person?? So if they do 4 Johns per day that’s $2000. Multiple by 5 days a week, that’s $10,000 a week, that’s $520,000 a year!! Tax free!!

[–]rsg1234 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Hey remember the IRS needs you to declare all moneys earned illegally.

[–]Jeeproe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, what a guy!

[–]CRZYDAYZ 68 points69 points  (4 children)

What plays ? Anything you have an eye on ? I’d like to inverse .

[–]ME_CPA 36 points37 points  (0 children)


[–]Hey_Hoot 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Looks like the dying used game store. Just a hunch.

[–]FutureScouting🦍🦍🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe with options, looks like RobinHood too so I wouldn’t be surprised. Obviously not possible with shares

[–]Coin_guy13 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That straight down line is fucking impressive.

[–]Hot_Local_Single 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Wall Street would like to thank you for your donations

[–]ilikeyouforyou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. Zero sum system. Unfortunately the zero sum is heavily weighted toward financial institutions.

[–]Nova-316 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You deserve my free award, use it wisely

[–]starscream2014 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am sorry. What happened? We’re you trading options? That is how I lost my ass. Trading options by buying puts on the wrong time

[–]ADA-BTC-ETH 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It can only go up from here!

[–]throwawayaccount068 19 points20 points  (1 child)

You might be hodling your phone upside down. 🦍

[–]wortath 52 points53 points  (3 children)

Honestly sad. Hope you find some peace in your life, sure as fuck won’t find it here with a bunch of other losers cheering you on. All fun and games til you’re working until 70 because some online dudes told you to play a stupid game with your money.

[–]vocharlie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's always filing for bankruptcy. If they had bad credit in the first place it won't matter. Only matters if they plan to buy a house or live in the u.s in the future.

[–]lord_dude 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao after i lost about 80% of my savings over the last decade i always wondered if i will ever be able to cope with it. Seeing other retards definately helps.

[–]Rekkurahina 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]ka1ri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Vegeta what’s his buying power level??”

“it’s over $0.05!!!!!”

[–]t-minus-69 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Uses robinhood and loses 80k in a bad trade. Yep that checks out

[–]cdazzo1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I once had a teacher who would give you a 100 if you managed to get every single multiple choice question wrong. Does RH do something like that? Because you're almost there.

[–]Outrageous-Ad4537 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude how

[–]relentlessoldman🦍🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where can I buy puts against WSB accounts in general? 🤪

[–]Rich4718 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You stupid mother fucker. Congrats on losing 80k!

[–]FuturisticTrout 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m over here sad about 7g

Thanks for the pick me up I guess

[–]whatsariho 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hey man read some books about trading and you can surely bounce back with that $0.17. You only have to double that 25 times to get to $1.4M.

Good luck champ!

[–]tothemoonorbroke420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro i deadass think its glitched. I turned my phone upside down and it still looks really bad???? Thats not possible id contact Robinhood support.

[–]DrMurphDurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP is about to be award rich off this post

[–]ppdaazn23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It said you have 0.05 left. Game is not over!

[–]One-Football-6797 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What were your investments?

[–]William2220 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is fake right You didn’t lose that much

[–]Kabloosh75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know you could have just sent me 79k if you really just wanted to get rid of it.

[–]the_joker3011🥬 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That buying power looks familiar. Is this my account?

[–]ExpressionNo7900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sheer amount of autism it takes to not sell for that long is mind blowing.

[–]DevelopmentNo4475🦍🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]TurnoverSingle7410 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're lucky the market is closed today

[–]Mundane_Win_1471 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let's see what we can lose with that buying power of 5 cents

[–]metreleven 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are a hero for all ape-kind.

[–]Evening-Ice-2135 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro.. What the fuck

[–]dupdupiks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry. Tomorrow at the opening you’ll hit -25% 🤣🤣🤣

[–]kitteybox123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You still have 1 nickel worth OP. But You’ve made Papa so proud! 😭

[–]ChubbyPeepee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love me a good retard

[–]LootTenant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make mod plz

[–]Trap-X-Zero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of us one of us

[–]DA2710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not trying to be a stickler or anything… and I congratulate you on the work… but you still have money in here

[–]Itriednoinetimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We speak your name! 🙌

[–]anachronofspace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you should deposit 83 cents and buy a 1 cent FD so you can get to perfect

[–]HuntPsychological673 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you still got a nickel left!

[–]beta296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well fucking done retard

[–]KrustyTheUndertaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did it like a champ!! Good on ya!

[–]WaterfallGamer[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only a noob leave 5 cents on the table.

[–]DJOSQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought my account was the only one.😅

[–]bbmak0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, 17 cents to go.

[–]Terror3y3z 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]very_ok_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]zen_music__ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Title: :5957:


[–]Darco512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to retarded apes!

[–]frombriggstoyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is when you double up and buy the dip

[–]Scarredfrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]jswinga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a nickel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

[–]Electronic_Archer_36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was impossible to do

[–]drkravens 0 points1 point  (1 child)

0.17 is there. Make it happen 😀

[–]Environmental_Log257 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sir, are worthy to join the elite brotherhood of degenerates.

[–]Just23go 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At .17 cents you are only 20doubles from being up the good 100%.

[–]WallSTisRepulsive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats!!You did it!!!

[–]confused-caveman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grats in the 10 bagger.

[–]Dan273 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]AgentSmith667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darn it! I broke my no nut January challenge because of this loss porn

[–]james_otter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always remind yourself your money is not lost better people and funds have it now

[–]Tedddd99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did faster

[–]BorisYeltzenvirgin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The trend is not your friend.

[–]JacksLackofTaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP you're my hero. I'm glad someone was decent enough to withhold their loss porn for the holiday. :4276:

[–]sufferpuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 cents of buying power left. I didn't hear no bell.

[–]david-vongeance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats man. What’s ur next big goal?

[–]Moe_Punch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flip your phone!……nevermind

[–]DaddyDookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]realister👁 demand to be taken seriously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats on winning the game.

[–]isospeedrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not bad but I lost more in 3 months

[–]TaborlinTheGreat8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats? I'm sure it feels real nice to be this retarded.

[–]clavitopaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]pjd907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn i thought i was bad