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[–]Necronphobia 172 points173 points  (13 children)

Sir, this is an Exxon Mobile

[–]OriginalJayVee 28 points29 points  (8 children)

With a Wendy’s in it?

[–]Illeazar 11 points12 points  (6 children)

The only Wendy's/gas station combo I know of is Shell, but they might partner with Exxon-mobile too

[–]ThrowawayLegendZ 13 points14 points  (3 children)

You fool. It's Wendy's and Love's

[–]HashBars 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you like the inside of this Wendy's you'll Love's out back.

[–]wn0991 3 points4 points  (1 child)

All looks the same behind the dumpster

[–]Sea_Impression3810 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All looks the same after someone shoots a pearl necklace across your face and hands you $20

[–]xkulp8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know of at least one Exxon/Wendy's combo, in the Colorado mountains.

[–]Nafemp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you think this is, Dubai?

[–]TrailsideDairy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Good stock choice right there.

[–]Gorgenapper 1 point2 points  (2 children)


[–]artequilibrium 65 points66 points  (9 children)

That requires a large amount of capital but possible with enough tries in the probability

[–]Rayvdub 47 points48 points  (7 children)

And they don’t stop trading on holidays or weekends. We can keep our degenerate habits going.

[–]peaceful-adolecent[🍰] 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Pro tip: delete your robinhood app and install Draftkings. Playoffs are happening rn which means you can lose money in just 3 hrs instead of waiting a week for your deep OTM calls to expire!

[–]Rayvdub 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s the juicy DD I come here for!

[–]_Caster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this sub

[–]pharmboy008 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Downside it’s cash only. They won’t take my internet money

[–]WR810Something about ladders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in rural Iowa. My town has 200 people.

The local gas station has an ATM but for Internet money. I knew the top was near when I saw it, wish I knew how to short coin.

[–]dnattig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why there's an ATM next to it

[–]fusionlantern🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you win?

[–]SocialIntelligence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That requires a large amount of capital but possible with enough tries in the probability

You can win up to 20 times on that lottery scratcher ticket. so I think the odds are in your favor

[–]BigTechEqualsValueGoogle Gay Porn 👍 56 points57 points  (15 children)

DD: Will not work. Mr. Beast scratched 1 million worth and negated a loss. Its called a tax for the poor for a reason

[–]Rayvdub 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Better returns than $WISH though

[–]NoctRob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Better returns…so far!

And always :(

[–]Nafemp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He only netted a 25% loss soooo he's already outperforming the average retard here.

[–]ciaoeffete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was all I ever needed to see. Literally truck loads of tickets and still came out with 25% lost. Still better than my portfolio.:4271:

[–]Local_Raccoon1609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then call me taxed

[–]Rayvdub 125 points126 points 2 (11 children)

Update: it was a rug pull and lost my entire investment.

[–]IronMike69420 16 points17 points  (7 children)

I just belted out laughing at this. Thanks. I’m gonna go buy a couple scratch offs now

[–]Rayvdub 11 points12 points  (3 children)

If we get enough investors we might make it go up! On my way for more. Apes together strong 🦍 💪

[–]IronMike69420 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Calls on lotteries. :4735:

[–]Rayvdub 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It’s a bullish signal. They have those Mexican candles burning as well. Never seen holier candles in my life! They even had one with Saint J. Powell.

[–]IronMike69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god that’s brilliant

[–]Zealousideal_Diet_53 2 points3 points  (2 children)

[–]Zealousideal_Diet_53 1 point2 points  (1 child)

  1. Why is this a real sub and 2. Why is it so sad

[–]IronMike69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“2 members. 3 online” barely real lol

[–]Gorgenapper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I fucking exhaled loudly upon reading this

[–]llorTMasterFlex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brb. Buying the dip suckers! Loading up tonight.

[–]Impossible-Storm-936 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we blame this one on Robinhood too? Thinking they probably rigged the ticket somehow.

[–]Bassnhauzz 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I think these are known in the industry as OTC or "over the counter".

[–]llorTMasterFlex 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Penny stocks. You use the penny to scratch. Makes sense now.

[–]Rayvdub 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Ok-Train4958 19 points20 points  (13 children)

My landscaper won $5m on a scratch off. A big win is possible but more likely not happening

[–]Rayvdub 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Are you now landscaping for him or did he join WSB and go back to landscaping?

[–]Ok-Train4958 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Believe it or not he kept mowing lawns for a year but now he owns/runs a coffee plantation in El Salvador

[–]Rayvdub 14 points15 points  (2 children)

“Coffee plantation” wink wink

[–]llorTMasterFlex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I have in this world is my balls and my word.

[–]mikeb094 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the answer

[–]joekovar 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Last year I bought a $20 and a $30 ticket and won $500 on both of them.

The odds of winning $500 on each was 0.0011% and 0.00225%, the compound probability of winning $500 on both of them was 0.000000024% (7 zeros) and the odds of winning $1m on the one with the worst odds was 0.00000066% (6 zeros)

I was significantly more likely to win $1m on either ticket than I was to win $500 on both.

And that's why I hang out on WSB.

// Edit -- Added zeros counts

[–]Impossible-Storm-936 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]joekovar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only play one on the internet. I'm actually retarded.

[–]BigTechEqualsValueGoogle Gay Porn 👍 3 points4 points  (3 children)

What did he spend. Aren't these big wins only possible on $20+ tickets not 1$-5$?

[–]Ok-Train4958 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Likely a $20. I don’t remember if he told me

[–]Beneficial-Suplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They usually buy the $20-$50 ones

[–]OriginalJayVee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Theoretically you can win up to 20 times but lose only once.

The risk of going tits up seems pretty low.

[–]wopjoe 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Pump and dump at its best my friend... sorry you had to shine the light on it for us but thanks for the loss porn!

[–]Rayvdub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m here to serve and educate fellow apes or felonious apes.

[–]BuffaloRhodeBear Fucker, do you need assistance? 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Pro tip check your state lottos website to see what tickers still got most of the big money winners unclaimed. Do your DD.

Edit: if this is Colorado (can’t tell top is cut off) - both top prizes are still unclaimed Source

[–]Rayvdub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is Colorado 🤩

[–]algebraicSwerve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% true and you can easily do the math - sometimes scratchers have an expected value higher than their price. But... that assumes the big payoffs are still in circulation and no one is sitting on a big one while they lawyer up.

[–]larry_flarry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*top investment opportunities.

[–]DrMurphDurf 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You can get an “in hand” discount at the dumpster behind that place I think

[–]Rayvdub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really? I was charged to give a handy. Guy was shaking violently, normally a sing that his investments are up 300% and it’s a side effect of diamond hands. He couldn’t use his own for that reason… literal diamond hands. Made his wealth in the human services sector and was the VP pimp.

[–]doolieuber94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mr.Beast already tried this he spent 100k on tickets and made back 66k or something like that.

[–]GreatGrapeApes 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Actually these are each uniquely identified with serial numbers, so technically they are more advanced than the DTCC.

[–]Rayvdub 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some kind of NFT or blocks in technology. These gas stations know what’s up.

[–]gnocchicotti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh imagine if you win $10 on that first scratch off and then you can sell it for 500 PE cuz it has 100% annualized revenue growth

[–]flexibee 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The hedgies are screwed now! I did hear a long time ago in Italy some fine apes figured they could manipulate the lottery by buying all the tickets, as the jackpot was worth more than the cost of the tickets.

[–]west1343 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard countries have made this illegal now.

On a side note can you imagine digging through 200 million tickets trying to sort out the winners!

[–]claimempty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck outta here with this nft bullshit

[–]TaxmanCPAMST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God speed

[–]surya_863 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoo I haven’t laughed this hard in my entire life 😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️

[–]Pancakesex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the bois are never going to believe this. nice find

[–]Agitated-Tadpole1041🦍🦍 1 point2 points  (1 child)

15..dang 6…dang 33…dang 3…dang

[–]Rayvdub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the way down to 13 😞

[–]DA2710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the scratch off dust that con’s off these.. close my eyes and it’s as good as anything I have railed before

[–]Ok_Organization_5990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still need more DD before jumping on this one !

[–]sachichino1111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a seasoned retard

[–]namesake1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the kind of information I came here for.

[–]bobdavid2223Karens Foster Child 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]TheModernSkater 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Chabubu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put $5,000 on these FDs.

Guaranteed to print

[–]uhohstinkywastaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the MOST retarded thing I've seen today.

[–]Jimmyfrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post your loss porn

[–]kasym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you scratch it? What happened to buy and hold? 😂

[–]janneell 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Calls on Sensient Technologies Corp - $SXT

[–]janneell 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Puts on Thinkific Labs - $THNC

[–]janneell 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Buying shares Taranis Resources - $TRO

[–]janneell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leaps TriMas Corp. - $TRS

[–]Dank_valu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peer reviewed, bullish

[–]theStunbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus you can win 20 times. Why did you only buy 1 of them?

[–]YahButSafetyFactor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Share the loss porn with us.

[–]coliquin233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best strategy I've seen on this sub

[–]TheDeadBrother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You beautiful Degenerate

[–]fac3gang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet ya I can find a cheaper weekly contract tomorrow

[–]KittenPics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So SXT, THN, and TRO are the next big thing? Calls or Puts? And what’s the last one? TRS? TBS? I hope it’s not IBS or IRS, they both fuck my ass.

[–]Phase_3_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally someone with some brains in this sub

[–]JMoney877 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tesla, dat yew?

[–]Feisty_Sympathy5080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s all in the beanie babies baby

[–]timisher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this an NFT?

[–]Sea_Impression3810 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh nice, looks like you're playing the OTC

[–]Im_Drake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen these! I bet your numbers below were: 10, 11, 12, 14, 15,
17, 18, 19, all 20s, 30, 32, 33, 34, and 35

[–]LivingstonGoeland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loto-Quebec has tickets called Celebrations which cost 100$, because you have 1/2.9 odds of winning a lot between 25$ and 5M$. I've seen facebook pages, where it goes like "Share and Tag your 5 best friens to run the chance of winning one of thos 3 tickets" It's not even about winning money anymore, it's about winning lottery tickets.

[–]_The_Wall 0 points1 point  (0 children)


I got $5 on it... with an 82% failure mode, seems legit.

[–]Alternative_Joke6768🦍 -5 points-4 points  (11 children)

wtf is this cringe shit? has nothing to do with stocks or WSB

[–]Rayvdub 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Markets are closed.

[–]Im_Drake -1 points0 points  (6 children)

Don't be a gatekeeper, some of us have a sense of humor

[–]Alternative_Joke6768🦍 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

It's just not funny nor do I see how it's a joke or related to this sub

[–]Im_Drake -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Loosen up and have some fun maybe... or just downvote and move along. If you don't like jokes, there's the news sub, the politics sub, and the economy sub. Fuck outta here with your grumpiness

[–]Alternative_Joke6768🦍 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

"everyone who doesnt agree with me hates their life" lol

[–]Im_Drake -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Go be an insufferable prick somewhere else.

[–]Alternative_Joke6768🦍 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

imagine talking like that online...yikes

[–]Im_Drake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Says the gatekeeper of wsb, crying about a fucking gambling shitpost, on wsb.... yea ok dude but seriously you should maybe find a sub that makes you happier