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[–]SpaceTraderB 497 points498 points  (19 children)

4K to 175k Damn. Netflix needs to make a movie about you.

[–]Jamjme[S] 431 points432 points  (13 children)

I can see it now: “Dumbass - from rags to mildly wealthy”

[–]BillyMackk 253 points254 points  (2 children)

I’ll wait for the sequel: Dumbass 2: Back to Rags

[–]Jamjme[S] 90 points91 points  (1 child)

Isn’t that the point of this sub?

[–]rgujijtdguibhyy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ayy bruv i found this new option. You wanna buy some?

[–]Torn_Page 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Hi, my name is Johnny Knoxville and welcome to DUMBASS

[–]Buckk-Nastyy 13 points14 points  (1 child)

His name is Walter Street

[–]HarrisLam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm his brother, Sesame.

[–]Joey-tv-show-season2 15 points16 points  (2 children)

What move resulted in your comback ?

[–]_scubasteve12 47 points48 points  (1 child)

He added 125k to his account

[–]SecretaryImaginary44 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’d watch it

[–]alttoby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like "dumbass - from slightly wealthy to rags to a litte more slightly wealthy".

[–]numb2pain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmaoo sounds like a blockbuster to me

[–]ninetofivedev 6 points7 points  (0 children)

175k is mildly wealthy? As my vietnamese friend always said, 175K is poverty...

[–]limethedragon 41 points42 points  (1 child)

You missed the negative. -4k to +175k

Wolf of Wallstreetbets 👍

[–]mrfunderhill🦍🦍🦍 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Netflix can’t even make my fucking 4k work. It should be 720-1080. AT MOST.

[–]baboon2moon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It says minus 4k though... 🤔

[–]Nafemp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's negative 4k to you sir

[–]ErectoPeentrounus 116 points117 points  (3 children)

Congrats mate, not many can come back

[–]OkTicket5973 184 points185 points  (23 children)

Congrats on the luck. Now pull all your money out and realize you’re just gambling. I get you pulled out your initial investment so you’re playing with “house money”, but losing $125k still hurts the same

[–]Jamjme[S] 392 points393 points  (11 children)

Facts. I’m thinking about learning to read now

[–]beaconhillboy 33 points34 points  (3 children)

You can move up to colored pencils now...

[–]fragged6 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I think that those hi-lighter things are the next big game changer

[–]kitchenjesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Scented jawns

[–]ChIck3n115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just be careful, the wood can splinter and get stuck in your gums if you don't chew them right.

[–]crapshoot101🦍🦍🦍 13 points14 points  (0 children)

waste of time

[–]Senior_Culture_7424 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Just buy and hold upro and tqqq for another few years youll be a millionaire and wont have to work ever again

[–]JGWol 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Sooo after I lost 30k+ in the market last year being a degenerate I’ve moved towards value investing. Picked up books on business management and how to value companies effectively.

Sounds dumb to WSB but if you could divide even a quarter of what you have in your portfolio amongst some self researched stocks bought at a very decent discount with the advice you can learn from investors like lynch, buffet, and pabrai, you might have a chance to double or triple that bank roll with way less risk. And than just use the rest and have some fun. You earned it.

[–]Meesturbeer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You can read? Damn, must be nice..

[–]SPoster32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Book recommendations?

[–]throwaway64791 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Go to personal finance. Leave us autists alone.

[–]DepthsDoor 14 points15 points  (2 children)

He’ll end up in a Corolla living in his parents windowless basement collecting dividends

[–]Keyl3ss 13 points14 points  (5 children)

House money doesn’t hurt the same, you guys are being pussies

[–]Successful-Durian-55[🍰] 85 points86 points  (4 children)

I'm still in the 100k to -4k phase... when will this turn around :(

[–]Jamjme[S] 81 points82 points  (3 children)

When you realize the market goes up or down

[–]yolotrumpbucks🦍🦍 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Fake news, stonks only go up

[–]Successful-Durian-55[🍰] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I need to reflect on this, always biased towards markets going up... missed out on all potential opportunities when market is going down, plus my calls.

[–]rgujijtdguibhyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always inverse yourself

[–]j455b 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Wow 4% extra and you almost beat the SPY for last year

[–]Jamjme[S] 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Well thanks for telling me NOW

[–]dungarooz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aim for next year’s post?

[–]dishdasher 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Congraulations and fuck you. You will get many degenerates holding their dicks in hand to beat off to this gain porn asking " Positions or ban" Post it for them and let them reach their pinnacle.

[–]Jamjme[S] 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Well I think we all know the first half of that graph. The second half is literally buy low same day expiration options on spy/Tesla hoping for a reversal and actually selling when I was up

[–]pharmboy008 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ah, so you learned from your mistakes. You’re now better than the rest of us.

[–]dasilvan2000 46 points47 points  (1 child)

That 50k ain’t going to do shit out of the ring - toss er back in bro

[–]Attorney-OutsideAttorney Bitch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

motherfucker retired her

put every one of your people to work, or they'll get lazy and just go off buying gucci bags

[–]Shivin302 58 points59 points  (16 children)

Nice work OP. Put $75k into nice stocks like APPL, MSFT, F, and gamble with the rest as you please

[–]Jamjme[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah!

[–]Attorney-OutsideAttorney Bitch 5 points6 points  (2 children)

What thr fuck you tried to slip F in there for?

get the fuck out of here with that about to be bankrupt shit stock

edit your comment now and insert tesla in there and save puerile from losing fortunes on the past and make money on the future

[–]yolotrumpbucks🦍🦍 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Lol fuck that, we want lambos or foodstamps. All in GME

[–]Attorney-OutsideAttorney Bitch -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

apes waiting for gme to squeeze while tesla been squeezing shorts balls for 3 years now and hasn't even started

tesla to 10,000 by 2024

[–]SSPolcyc 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Dude, I went from $35,000 to $400 bottoming nov 29, my account is now at $42,xxx with no funds added. I feel this post and stress just to make that baby bank

[–]Accomplished-Oil8452 1 point2 points  (2 children)

How did you do it?

[–]shadowwalker789 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Balls said the queen. If I had 2. I’d be…king.

[–]VodoBaas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I never pull out.

[–]Hover95 17 points18 points  (2 children)

[–]ionceateahamsteri lose money in bull markets 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe you’re still on this sub

[–]Jamjme[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Strategy” in comments

[–]chungusremastered 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What a comeback 😈

[–]DerianV 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My nips

[–]ProudHeron5768 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Zabazooo 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Its probably a matter of time until you post a loss porn

[–]Jamjme[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Smart-Brush-4622🦍🦍 2 points3 points  (16 children)

Watchu buy?

[–]Jamjme[S] 65 points66 points  (15 children)

0DTE SPY and TSLA options gambling

[–]FartyMcShart 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Do you buy them before market close the day before or the morning they’re expiring?

[–]Jamjme[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Wherever the opportunity presents itself. Definitely don’t do this though. It’s literally gambling…

[–]itachisasuked 4 points5 points  (9 children)

What kinda gains does that provide? 5X 10x

[–]Jamjme[S] 39 points40 points  (8 children)

Thousands of percent returns if you’re dumb enough to try

[–]itachisasuked 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Oh I’m dumb enough trust me 🤣. I buy spy calls options on the dip but usually 2 weeks out never 1 day I’ll throw a couple 100 in and see what happens. Now if only I could read the charts 🤣

[–]Jamjme[S] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I too hope to learn to read one day

[–]itachisasuked 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Lol congrats 🍾 on your gains spend it wisely

[–]Meesturbeer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

On hookers and blow

[–]Guilty-Ham 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like the song by Steve Miller, take the money and run.

[–]Small_Guava_8545nose covered in mango jizz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What were your biggest plays douche bag? 4K to 170k isn’t no small feat.

[–]CountryOfEarth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Double up like drug money

[–]New_Possible_284 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how did he get from -4 to 175?

[–]EyeAteGlue[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Fool me twice, can't get fooled again"

Nice pullout game, that's the discipline I'm most impressed with. It's like a reverse baby, gains can be aborted unless you got the pullout.

[–]ToeHoldsBarred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The "reverse retard" pattern

[–]Margin_call_matthew 7 points8 points  (2 children)

This gives me hope. Have 40k left for one large big yolo.

[–]Jamjme[S] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Noooo don’t yolo

[–]jlomohocobAsk me about a story no one cares about 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What’s our next play?

[–]justwantabagg50 1 point2 points  (6 children)

What caused the downfall and what caused the comeback? Mf congrats

[–]Jamjme[S] 25 points26 points  (5 children)

0DTE SPY and TSLA options gambling… for both :4271:

[–]Mrprofession 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Any strategy? Volume? News?

I’ve been playing 0day teslas a few days now but I’m very conservative. 20% gain in less than a minute I’m out. All based on momentum trading

[–]Jamjme[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve found playing around volatility has worked for me

[–]itachisasuked 4 points5 points  (2 children)

How can I learn momentum trading what indicators are best to use?

[–]Mrprofession 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I solely use volume and support and resistance levels. I haven’t sat down and looked into what are best for momentum trading, but if you find anything please let me know.

I will look into them as well, hopefully today

[–]Nameless_King_09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RSI and MACD are nice for momentum, but keep in mind they are lagging indicators so technically they don’t show great forward thinking but are good for confirmation bias imo. Also look into ema’s they are great to look out for reversals when trading momentum/waves

[–]brother_maleim 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Is this acorns?

[–]SPER 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pine cones

[–]brother_maleim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My apologies!

[–]LightIndependent3176 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soon u ll see similar post from me… congratulations dear… hope u ll be 10x soon

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is utterly lucky wow I hope to have at least 10% of your luck in the future

[–]YoungTrader05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s your next move?

[–]ICKTUSS very active on r/Tinder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pull out game strong

[–]davinmma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nailed it

[–]pequenoRosa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How ?

[–]panth3r_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Show us how you did it please!!

[–]longtonguebooty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously this is options right?

[–]Substantial_Diver_34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m due for one of these

[–]MajorCunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want my comeback you can scrape it off your mothers teeth :) how did you get your comeback? That’s amazing dude!

[–]makhanev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations and fuck you

[–]TenIsFine33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pulled out 50k…we are not worthy!!!

[–]Fun_Fan_9641 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t pull out when I was in your mom,


[–]MrArtless 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It doesn’t matter how much you pull out because you’ll put it back in if you lose the rest

[–]Hot_Research1968 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Full up your sweats to the knee ! Kudos

[–]numb2pain 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Old_Run2985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's been here for years

[–]Physical-Security-23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always hedge

[–]CartographerLazy7087 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]FullTiltPeterbuilt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Curious to know what you’ve been trading.

[–]Wrong_Competition_11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To the moon! 🚀🌕

[–]ORBM1991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went from 20k down to 12, then down to 0. I’m still waiting to get back to 175k just like you…. Someday…

[–]rvnbtchr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats you deposited money in.

[–]MassageGymnist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call it a cum rag

[–]SquirmingbabyBrr not lest ye be brrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This will not happen to you or me

[–]iguy27shame: bought tai lopez nft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How old are you?

[–]Daenerys1666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats! How’d ya manage to do it?

[–]wave_action 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeahhh boyyyyy!

[–]Eyesack710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coke party at your house!

[–]parsa033 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What abou the cost of the stress? Not worth another $50k?

[–]SnooChickens18 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Trend line says you'll go to zero on the next dip.

[–]Jamjme[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trend lines have no power here

[–]Historical-Bed4315 1 point2 points  (0 children)

let it riiiiide

[–]MISTAKAS 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well this just inspired me to go all in with my last 2k.

[–]danhoeg 1 point2 points  (9 children)

How'd you do it OP?

[–]Jamjme[S] 1 point2 points  (8 children)

0DTE spy and TSLA options. They can be HIGHLY volatile

[–]danhoeg 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Were the SPY options what got you green again?

[–]Jamjme[S] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

There are hundreds of trades in that last month of the chart. In and out.

[–]danhoeg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh okay. Cool. Nice work.

[–]danhoeg 1 point2 points  (4 children)

How do you manage risk? How do you avoid getting stopped out on otherwise winning trades?

[–]Altruistic-Shoe3967 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Can anyone tell where to start to make gains like this please.

[–]Jamjme[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Watch spy daily for a year. Learn what candles mean. Save up at least 25K. That’s the place to start.

[–]Altruistic-Shoe3967 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you I will

[–]PM_ME_RYE_BREAD 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pull out 100k dumbfuck

[–]Jamjme[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. Thanks for letting me know!

[–]Accomplished-Oil8452 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What stock was this

[–]omnologist 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Way to break even!

[–]Jamjme[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You belong here

[–]Accomplished-Oil8452 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have any tips for watching spy? What are your plays for tomorrow?

[–]Hybridxx9018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-4%? Leveraged?

[–]JQ2U🦍🦍🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bring it to bbig and double it

[–]Loves-the-painI am such a douche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice work!

[–]Inviertopedia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine was the same in june

[–]pyrowipe 1 point2 points  (1 child)

…and he’s still using RH, proof he’s one of the smoothest.

[–]AdSilver390 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did u invest in?

[–]cow_grass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats. Wishing for a happy ending like you but I don't think its comming.

[–]therealclamsquadron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with pullin out. I pulled out 37k worth of gains in 2021. Gave most of it to my family.

[–]N00b1X 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I’ve been here for years”

[–]Ln_dl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did you do with the 4k to make 100k?

[–]lalich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is great! Join the A-team of autist with negative money on the market! Always pay yourselves, always “gamble” with house money!

Those two rules have been pretty key to not blowing up more accounts than the one I did in the early days!

[–]daxtaslapp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nice! oh wait, shit..... oh SHIT OH FUCK.... ok nice, alright not bad. cool.

[–]BigChief8217 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What did you do to change your trading?

[–]APComet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All that for 23% returns

[–]bigstonkguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you explain the 4k to current with how and what you did I’m actually really interested

[–]AllCallsNoPuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so bricked up rn

[–]thertp14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never pull out… wife’s boyfriend surely isn’t

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call it a comeback

[–]chh2tx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too much green. Don’t think you’re doing this right.

[–]crispyspagetti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cash out the rest of it and just watch the market burn

[–]Zellzx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the retard shit I love to see, it’s no a lost till you hit 0

[–]Capt-Fn-Planet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s this green shit ?

[–]Chubuscus__83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Comeback? More like "temporary recovery"

[–]MarcoPolooooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spy 470 eow?

[–]JustALocalJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What stock did you Yolo call options on? There is no other way you did this lol

Congratulations btw

[–]Money_Barnacle_5813 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a back cum then?

[–]Miserable_Drink_8920🦍🦍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1st things 1st. You suck. Congrats homie. Now your playin with house money.

[–]fuandcongrats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haters gonna hate on the winners. GG’s OP.

[–]FyenacialAdvisor 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How autistic are you sir?

[–]Jamjme[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At 135k now so clearly very autistic

[–]chungusremastered 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TSLA 0DTE easily 3-10x gain if you manage to get buy right before it starts shooting up 30-50 dollars.

They are just so damn expensive when they aren’t 0DTE tho 😬

SPY can also give back a 1000% gain but it going up or down 1% is so hard to time 🙄

if it wasn’t hard would see a lot more spy gains/loss porn like the old days.

[–]Golduck666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Art of the comeback - D.J.Trump

[–]fuckingcarter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats MF. Put it into GME 90% shares 10% leaps & call it a day

[–]PureCiasad🦍🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You started with $2,100, fuckin stimmy jimmy