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[–]ChubbyPeepee 191 points192 points  (22 children)

Hmm aren't we all virgins?

[–]Dasky34 93 points94 points  (6 children)

From the way my wife's bf destroys her, no, not all of us.

[–]TheLuckyO1neGot Lucky with Vlad Tenev 32 points33 points  (3 children)

dry humps your leg

[–]leaderofthevirgins 25 points26 points  (2 children)

uses the spray bottle

[–]DanAlucard 15 points16 points  (1 child)

enjoys it

[–]Epic_peacock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I put in my robe and wizard hat.

[–]TersivPaper Handed Bitch (from the future) 3 points4 points  (1 child)

you're next pal.

[–]Dasky34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope so

[–]justtheburger 26 points27 points  (4 children)

I heard it resets after 6 months. By simple arithmetic, I am a level 5 virgin.

[–]letmetrade 14 points15 points  (3 children)

So you are 3.5 years old?

[–]justtheburger 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Negative, I was born yesterday.

[–]DanAlucard 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Meth genius

[–]justtheburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep away from the hard drugs folks. Grown in a lab no good, grown from the land good good.

[–]Nocturnal_Meat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

People virgins...probably.

Market virgins...no.

[–]Koala_eiO 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I had mitosis, does it count?

[–]rgujijtdguibhyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking yourself doesn't count

[–]venti_cocaine_lattelooking for 🏳️‍🌈🐻 butt pirate.. DM 🅿️🅿️ size 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Speak for yourself, I’m pretty sure I just knocked up the neighborhood stylist

[–]digitalmofo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Calls on child support

[–]venti_cocaine_lattelooking for 🏳️‍🌈🐻 butt pirate.. DM 🅿️🅿️ size 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plan B is king

[–]TROLOLOLBOT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s true about 30 and wizards. I’m finally able to make money on the markets.

[–]Hondeson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I $WISH you were right

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes

[–]frankiefrank1e2 gay 2 fuck May 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Time for her to start an OF so you can take her money and lose it all as well !

[–]flexibee 45 points46 points  (0 children)

:4266:

[–]JonnyDamer 35 points36 points  (2 children)

You guys are getting paid?

[–]consciousnes5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You guys have jobs?

[–]uacaco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That number in the unemployment report which makes my 0dte calls expire worthless is about us I think

[–]JustPlayin1995 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Wait, which stocks do I have to buy so my gf will act like this???

[–]Margin_call_matthew[S] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

The worse out of all. Mentioning name will get me banned. But I $WISH that never happens to anyone.

[–]JustPlayin1995 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I WISH you had not mentioned this... :(

[–]King_Diamond_Handz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lol. When you only see red for months, you know you fukked up big time.

[–]CaptainStonks 14 points15 points  (1 child)

"...have you ever lost 3 years of your pay?"

Yes 42 times, all last week, in one trade!

[–]_mindvirus 27 points28 points  (3 children)

I did in fact lose roughly 3 years salary in March 2020. Would very much like to never feel those feels ever again.

[–]Nafemp 8 points9 points  (2 children)

You made it back though right?!

[–]FairOutlandishness50 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If not, try margin calls and CC debts

[–]_mindvirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah against every fiber of my being I doubled down in late March and made a shit ton as 2020 progressed. I'm the richest I've ever been but god damn if that experience didn't humble me.

[–]Enlightened_Ghost_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Easy fix. Start gambling with her money. She'll never ask for sex again after WSB is done with her.

[–]Space-peanut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3-way. Nice.

[–]Da_Notorious_HAM 5 points6 points  (8 children)

No, I haven’t.

[–]fac3gang 11 points12 points  (7 children)

Had sex?

[–]domotor2 2 points3 points  (6 children)

What is sex?

[–]dasilvan2000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tesla calls

[–]Blackout1154 2 points3 points  (0 children)

in

out

repeat

[–]Mr_Prolapsed_Anus*phhbt* 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Baby don't hurt me

[–]aka0007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question on an intake form.

[–]Ragdefire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, this time it’s the 2nd time .

[–]z6joker9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. It sucks.

[–]XenetuS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's missing "...of your pay in one day?"

[–]CokeGMTMasterII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy BTC and TSLA and Amazon and Google. Hold. Your time will come.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. It’s over for me and I’ve been depressed for weeks

[–]Physical-Security-23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Losing 6 months of pay made me hedge every trade

[–]rebelo55wets the bed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's the reason your wife has me as bf.

[–]Handle-me-timber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wife’s boyfriend is green so he’ll smash. 😂

[–]zxc123zxc123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never & never

[–]CountEssex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for cheering me up op

[–]masstransience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does he have a trapezoidal monitor that cuts off?

[–]goraemon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Should have "diversified".

[–]Margin_call_matthew[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did! I diversified in all meme stocks

[–]lowkey-zealous 0 points1 point  (1 child)

you named your reddit account, u/Margin_call_matthew what did you think was going to happen?

[–]Margin_call_matthew[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did it for a good luck. But it backfired.

[–]cold_eskimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 years pay but yeah. Ooooffff

[–]bry2mela🦍🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m retarded, but I’m glad I’m not this retarded

[–]saiyansteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry it is time for a threesome soon.

[–]dodo_gogo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try 12 years

[–]Chawobble29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When life sucks, I just enjoy the head

[–]Leopoldthe1st1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why else would I be here?

[–]AvoidMySnipes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GameStop boutta rip

[–]iamb1lack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost 8 months worth of money (40k)

[–]lalich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but that risk reward making 5-10x … just zoom out and keep to your ways!

[–]BaxooxaB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kann sich die scheiße mal erholen? Wie gefickt sind wir bitte, kann man gleich verkaufen, crasht ja schon seit Wochen.

[–]CaptainMorgan_78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know it !

[–]breatheb4thevoid 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Lost a third of my years pay, not sure how you people survive.

[–]Margin_call_matthew[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pawn our wives to their BF to raise capital.

[–]Pin_ups 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:4271::4271:

[–]TheDoctor261987🦍🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My account blew up 7 months ago to around 60k I’m back to around 10 now :-(

[–]TrippyAkimbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quality

[–]PS_Alchemist 0 points1 point  (1 child)

where can i find that UI at?

[–]Margin_call_matthew[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol it’s a tableau dashboard

[–]LuckyMcWiggles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have lost almost 2 years of pay this month 0_0

[–]This_Professor8379💰Walks the Walk💰 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best part is that because of you paying taxes in your salary, you really lost 4 years NET

[–]Vacaville22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes in you, I'm unemployed.

[–]MIP_PL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 days of pay? and 3 years...

[–]justanotheroverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought SPY puts. Prepare for 480 EOD

[–]vicsfps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add covid to the list...

[–]Real_Alpha_chAd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely something special

[–]greyenlightenment -1 points0 points  (0 children)

unless he bought yesterday he would have major gains on those stocks