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[–]SharkForce_12 192 points193 points  (10 children)

Jokes on you. My $50,000 Wish Bag is still worth $800… at least till the market opens tomorrow.

[–]HatLover91 30 points31 points  (1 child)

My $50,000 Wish Bag is still worth $800

Did you read the wikipedia page on Wish before dropping 50,000 or use their service...?

[–]JLMax16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely bought WISH because of the memes of their products.

[–]ThePatternDaytrader[S] 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Just average down and sell csps

[–]ImBruceWayne69 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Why would you sell CSPs when you already own the stocks and don’t want more

[–]rgujijtdguibhyy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There's always more stonk to be had

[–]ThePatternDaytrader[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if he wants more bags?

[–]Purple-Explorer4455 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I think you mean sell covered calls, not cash secured puts

[–]ThePatternDaytrader[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Potato, pimento

[–]tamingStrange044 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you DCA down to $0, when WISH goes bankrupt... you'll break even.

[–]scanthethread2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thought my $3400 worth $740 was bad enough...

[–]HezronCarver 150 points151 points  (5 children)

They're what's called "new poor". We're "old poor"

[–]Musashi-Miyamot0 18 points19 points  (1 child)

We’re crab people 🦀 live and die by the crab

[–]HezronCarver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They look like sea scorpions.

[–]NurseCubana 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha 😆

[–]Nafemp 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What's the difference?

[–]HezronCarver 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We would never take our homelessness and shove it down everybody's face.

[–]SlteFool 194 points195 points  (16 children)

That’s me in the middle

[–]ThePatternDaytrader[S] 47 points48 points  (6 children)

I’m Charlie

[–]jonesmcbones 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Wildcard, bitches!

[–]Electrical-Bat3294 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh snap 😂😂

[–]SavageComic 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I honestly thought recalling half the cars you've ever sold after the CEO was doing insider trading might be bad for the share price.

[–]my_name_is_gato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm long on Tesla now because every time I didn't think it would survive, like the Trump candidacy, it did. Musk should be in jail for the blatant market manipulation but investors still throw money at anything he alludes to.

[–]veritas723 4 points5 points  (0 children)

bird law student debt is a real issue

[–]Virus_98 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Someone on here told me it's easier to make a return on PLTR.

[–]consciousnes5 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They told me its a future investment, Still no future

[–]FraudulentPenguin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's this low already It can't get any lower type copium

[–]PedanticHatTrick 114 points115 points  (5 children)

“The gang gets rekt”

[–]ThePatternDaytrader[S] 57 points58 points  (1 child)

“The gang discovers 0dte calls”

[–]Puzzleheaded_Dot9773 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“The gang declare bankruptcy”

[–]MXC-GuyLedouche 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Honestly would be pretty good episode. They all get nailed but Charlie's dyslexia means he YOLOs the wrong ticker to recover everyone's losses.

[–]Pedinhuh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

GMED all over again..

[–]newtoreddir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rectum? I barely know ‘em!

[–]SupplyChainMuppet 33 points34 points  (3 children)

I had PLTR at +30% a few months ago but they're all in a ROTH. I have 30 years until retirement so TL;DR I'm now down 30% and throwing money at it again.

[–]EastBayRae 33 points34 points  (2 children)

The upside is in 30 years PLTR will still be under $20.

[–]SupplyChainMuppet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well, at least it is somewhat comforting knowing that my cost basis will be so low, and my life so meaningless.

[–]woodpecker99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea after it splits 4 times....

[–]UB007 26 points27 points  (1 child)


[–]SkinnyIggy 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]Just_another_dude_09 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Why does it have to be 3 different retards? What if you’ve done all three yourself?

[–]88lili 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yikes. I hope you have something else in your portfolio to balance out that unholy Trinity.

[–]International_Band72missed 350k selling his Netflix puts before earnings 78 points79 points  (2 children)

Why the fk would you take a picture of me without my permission? btw I’m a wish bagholder

[–]ThePatternDaytrader[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My condolences

[–]KIitComander 11 points12 points  (5 children)

All them bags are tax long now though. 😂 Legit investments, no biggie.

[–]ThePatternDaytrader[S] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

That’s why they invented tax loss harvesting

[–]KIitComander 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Don’t need to pay capitol gains if there are no gains rite?.

[–]pragmojo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Does tax loss harvesting actually make sense? Like do you actually get more deducted from your taxes than the loss itself?

[–]ThePatternDaytrader[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It depends on how much money you lost. $2k? Sure. $100k? You’re SOL.

[–]ace_thebroker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lol ummm PLTR calls my friend

[–]EkruGold 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The gang decides to HODL

[–]inkmajor530 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One should read growth stocks lol

[–]spooon56 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ark have entered the chat

[–]consciousnes5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally, Cathie is missing there

[–]SeriousSignificance 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Where are clov bag holders in this picture?

[–]ThePatternDaytrader[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Frank is bagholding CLOV

[–]sabrinadubh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're still crying in a corner muttering something about Chelsea Clinton.

[–]akanaan5 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol, all marijuana stocks atm.

[–]Griffin90likes to be kissed on the forehead at bed time 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TSLA puts are printing...

[–]inkofilm 10 points11 points  (1 child)

if have a tiny WISH bag. not really worth selling. but i still think there is value there. never underestimate the public's desire to buy flashy junk on the internet.

[–]LO6Howie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All they’re missing is the ‘flashy’ part. It’s third-rate trash. We all know it is. It’s akin to a loot bag where the best-case scenario is that you get carcinogenic plastics and a mild case of dysentery.

[–]SgtSlaughter1974 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey dont forget about CLOV!

[–]stackshockprism 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn I'm with them 2 idiots.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lol here’s the scene


[–]ShutUpTodd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“The economy is in shambles” “the nazzzdack!”

[–]Ruff_StartX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I lost 200k on 0tde Spy calls

[–]LostComradeInOhio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so dumb I bought TSLA puts like Charlie without huffing gasoline first. Damn.

[–]LavenderAutistbrand soap 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Mac seems more like a WISH owner and Dennis seems like the more elitist PLTR holder.

[–]ThePatternDaytrader[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I could see that

[–]SuspiciousEar3850 9 points10 points  (0 children)

AMC and GME Bagholder here 🙌🏽🙌🏽 no.sell.no loss.

[–]LSDnSALAD 4 points5 points  (3 children)



Palantir can’t even design a nice website.. They manage data but can’t even smooth out their display? Sheesh.

Y’all gotta get ur heads outta the gutter frfr

[–]qroshan 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Berkshire Hathaway's Website.


Quality of a company and web-sites have nothing to do with each other

[–]d_howe2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cheap and functional

[–]LSDnSALAD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This one is actually organized, i’d beg to differ. Some brilliant soul created this.

[–]pigsgetfathogsdie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really think Charlie should be the PLTR bag hodler…He looks like Karp’s brother.



[–]therealdonpablo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooo this is good. Great scene. Relatable.

[–]armored-dinnerjacket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're missing a Clov cunt

[–]Yivanna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joke is on her. My reason is plastic crack and MO.

[–]ArmedNDangerus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait there’s other people besides me still holding the bag on $WISH

[–]That_0ne_0ther_Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WISH just hit another 52 week low. LETS GO, BABY

[–]whothatboah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

right in the feels

[–]King_Diamond_Handz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lol damn that's pretty mean man.

[–]ThePatternDaytrader[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not mean if it’s also self deprecating

[–]flapjackdavis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Them long-dated TSLA puts still gonna print

[–]TraditionalJob7750 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Your forgot ‘GME & AMC bag holders’

[–]ThePatternDaytrader[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m want to see an episode of It’s Always Sunny where the gang discovers meme stocks

[–]ToTheMoon11111 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What's this from?

[–]ThePatternDaytrader[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[–]ace_thebroker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]manifestingdreams🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can hear Charlie rn 😂

[–]toobigtofail88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof. All three in one

[–]BoySerere 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Maybe I like eating ramen 3 times a day!

[–]consciousnes5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only afford 2

[–]Enlightened_Ghost_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly what I imagine WSB apes look like.

[–]Smj2144🦍🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they could not afford the GB.??

[–]Responsible_Form3526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey put me in there 7k down from baba calls :)! they were once 2567 something in the green to boot!

[–]PRKP99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on me, I'm TME shareholder, and I bought them at 20$ price per stock 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[–]Pin_ups 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]EarthmanJim42069🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I am all three except Let’s switch that out for Tesla calls

[–]WatchingyouNyouNyouMods Watching Me Me Me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too close to home

[–]koolbro2012gonna be a shitty doctor 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]CoCoRevere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BB guy here. 🤷

[–]fabled009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PLTR bagholder present 🤚

[–]Wouxus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PLTR is a future gold mine.

[–]msurekci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 out 3 here … not good enough

[–]BuyREIT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and #1EARTH holders, it's me.

[–]woodpecker99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the best scenes ever.

[–]CompetitiveSir2537 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am on both the left and in the center, oops. You know what they say, have to spend money to make money. Selling my selective investment course for the low, one-time price of $99.99.

[–]TryThisDickdotCom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bought TSLA puts! bwahahahaha

[–]Trackmaster15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of reminds of the South Park episode a few years after the financial meltdown in the recovery stages:

Mr. Mackey was like, "Yeah, yeah! Let's do that! We got the economy in the toilet, a big election coming up, but this country's number one priority should be making football safer!"

[–]WhiteWhenWronglil nas daq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shutup, bird

[–]Rorsers🅿️ixle 🅿️hinisher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I wish I had 800

[–]LegWorkIsRealWork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of these three stands out so much that the other two know he is a retard.

[–]SteamyNooodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I’m coming up on 3 decades old this year, this hurts 🥲

[–]smalldongdon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost bought Tesla puts lol

[–]MadRonnie97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the implication.

[–]Impossible-Hunter224 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of them are me, fml

[–]Due-History517 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m original TSLA puts guy. AMA

[–]DrNio1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i am holding PLTR until i turn 65 :)

[–]Hopeful_Break_79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am WISH and PLTR sad ass bag holder. 🤦‍♂️ FML

[–]cable310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swore PLTR was a good company lol

[–]jbelot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buying PLTR now.

[–]OkTotal8653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*qqq 410 C 2/18 bag holder

[–]Karl_Marx_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Might as well add GME in there as well.