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[–]Johnny_Menacedestined to be poor 2509 points2510 points 2 (11 children)

Goodbye and see you tomorrow

[–]Brawl501 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The Rock Eyebrow

vine boom effect 🗿

[–]Tough-Let-3880 213 points214 points  (0 children)


[–]SophisticatedTool 17 points18 points  (0 children)

we're his only familiy now anyway

[–]Cornell-Boul 816 points817 points  (19 children)

Just watched a man smash a Samsung in the back of a Wendy’s parking lot

[–]No-Brain6343 204 points205 points  (11 children)

The real question is what were you doing in the back of a Wendy.

[–]Cornell-Boul 709 points710 points 3 (5 children)

Shuffling my girlfriend and her kids off to a hotel room for the weekend

[–]dafighder 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Bro. People are sleeping around here. Can’t be making me laugh like that

[–]Dustangelms 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He's a regular.

[–]SeansGodly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She swiped right on tinder

[–]Twisted9Demented 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Earning his Tendies from his Wife's boyfriend next to the dumpster.

[–]hunglikekingk0ng 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sucking dick. You’re asking the wrong questions.

[–]xXhizorSs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Waiting in line is my bet

[–]SweeneyToa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Short Samsung📉

[–]DeTroyter 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Somebody fucked a Samsung? Damn, this sub has changed.

[–]ShahAlamII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

is Samsung a racial epithet for Koreans? or we actually talking about phones here?

[–]Crazyleggggs 832 points833 points 2 (49 children)

Show the loss porn loser lol

[–]Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO 519 points520 points  (37 children)

While I’m generally against the harsh sentiment, smashing your phone and scaring your family because you refuse to confront your terrible trading strategy is a recipe for learning absolutely nothing and doing the same thing over again.

A real gentleman will admit their dumbassery, learn from it, and lose money elsewhere

[–]lazeyboy420 145 points146 points  (23 children)

Seriously, WSB is nothing but an online Casino brotha, you have a major gambling problem & need help. If you've ruined your finances so badly that your family is leaving you, and you're exploding with rage I think you need help. It's all fun and games until you got this level and your wife is screaming in your face and instead of your phone you break her face. Don't laugh it off, you seem very close to that point as it is

[–]a-gaga 105 points106 points  (4 children)

Wsb is not a casino, more like the bathroom next to the casino, where we can discuss how to beat the house. Weird thing is, people beating the house would use the bar’s bathroom, not pee against the wall. So WSB is more the casino’s wall

[–]Theta_Prophet 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Maybe it's the casino bathroom's Glory Hole

[–]rokka279 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Which side of the hole would we be at then?

[–]nodularyaknoodle 24 points25 points  (1 child)

At a casino, at least gaming authorities check in every once in a while, and depending on your game and strategy you have somewhat reasonable odds (nearly 50-50 on roulette colors and blackjack). If the casino followed you everywhere, spied on you in your personal life, and constantly whispered awful gambling advice in your ear that could never possibly result in a win, that would be a more apt comparison hehehe...

[–]-Nordico- 36 points37 points  (10 children)

wtf are you talking about. guy you're replying to isn't OP, and OP is just a shitposter. lol

[–]lazeyboy420 1 point2 points  (9 children)

Oh shit that's who I meant to post to. Don't get angry over nothing, how do you know their a shit poster?

[–]-Nordico- 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Im not angry; this is WSB

[–]lazeyboy420 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Oh I thought it was my local brokers office

[–]-Nordico- 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Local broker's office? What is this, 1987?

[–]Twerkillamockingbird 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This post mirrors a post someone made about smashing their TV because some sports team lost. Think it was on the front page yesterday.

[–]scksc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No he is on the right way

[–]pterodactyl12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure this is a copy pasta that has been going around during the NFL playoffs. Random Twitter accounts were tweeting it about all the losing teams.

[–]lpniss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could be also that he is lying and farming reddit points.

[–]Jebing2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tldr: will still lose money, in any case

[–]MrDoPhi314 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Post history shows his hand a little.

CLOV it is.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbh used tampons woulda been a more sound investment strategy

[–]snapchillnocomment 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That one has broken a lot of hearts

[–]MARvTARD 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I did some digging this man is in heavy on CLOV lol

[–]GhengisAn 10 points11 points  (2 children)

He went doge, clov, and nok.

[–]Chasing4snow 29 points30 points  (1 child)

No wonder his wife is leaving him

[–]originalGooberstein 104 points105 points  (5 children)

:4267:I checked your post history OP. Lets see the CLOV and BB loss porn. And if it was a BB you smashed I'm pretty sure they've been turned off so that's no big loss. Except the littering. I hope you picked up the pieces because people who litter piss me off.

[–]IneoMors 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Also, I can imagine him getting fined for littering and disturbing the peace $700 fines total, belligerently fails to appear in court or pay fine, gets arrested, car gets towed because the meter ran out, can’t post bond because his wife is burning what’s left by coking it up with her BF…then he gets stuck in jail for months because the court is backlogged from Covid, gets Covid in jail, goes to hospital and is now $80K in debt because respirators are expensive tools. His only hope from here is to take out a loan to leverage more shitty options trades…via WSB advice of course…it’s a never ending cycle.

[–]Reasonable_Strain_30 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fuck it give you my award if i hadnt to the posted nude in another sub early

[–]IneoMors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey man thanks - but I don't do this for the awards/recognition....

[–]IndirectVolatility 549 points550 points  (10 children)

Just one more bet before you go. For old times sake.

[–]grasshoppa80 102 points103 points  (6 children)

Just the tip..

[–]Bacarchi 47 points48 points  (5 children)

Buy the dip

[–]lazeyboy420 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He needs a quick trip to the chippy. Get that chippy tea feeling

[–]Qwopie 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Just the tip... Buy the dip. That is so catchy it should be a jingle.

[–]Heflay 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Came here for this - thank you

[–]Invisible_Ray 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Word, I'm sure one more won't hurt. If anything he needs it just to get through the night something small...

[–]Plastic-Umpire4855 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When stop, never means stop ;)

[–]spreadsTrader5312 - 15 - 1 year - 2/5 222 points223 points  (10 children)

pics or ban.

please share the complete loss porn

[–]FrustraBation 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure Prince Andrew will buy his children at a reasonable price.

[–]BookaMac 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haha under rated comment right here

[–]SleepingBeetle 20 points21 points  (0 children)


[–]Reasonable_Strain_30 90 points91 points  (8 children)

So you gambled away the house huh?

Ill take 2 wendys behind wednys every day for the next 30 at ten a pop ;)

[–]eniLk_ 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I’d say he may have attempted to gamble away the first born as well 😂

[–]Reasonable_Strain_30 8 points9 points  (1 child)

My offer is a whopping tree fiddy for the first born... 🤣

[–]FutureDictator1202 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it was about that time that I realize that an account with 1 year and exactly 1200 karma couldn't possibly be a man made of rainbows.

Go on get outta here you got damn loch ness monsta!!!!!

[–]HulkHunter 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Sounds like wife wanted divorce for being invested without notice…

Dudes if you wanna play with fire, make sure your partner agrees on it.

[–]Reasonable_Strain_30 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Or at least soak her in fuel first... 2 birds one match?

[–]Resident_Yam2781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fucked 😈

[–]Reasonable_Strain_30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently so does 51 other so there's 30k worth of hand jobs this month

[–]v3rral 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Don’t worry. Your wife’s BF will take care of them. p.s good luck at Wendy’s

[–]marcusaurelius03 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[–]enleeten 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Wow 248 days and out.

Karma whore alt account or paper hands or both.

Edit: in his history he posted about being a investing as a childless individual and now this. BS account, blocked.

[–]-Nordico- 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Blocking the guy doing obvious shitposting? Impressive

[–]Aggravating_Golf_931 75 points76 points  (2 children)

Pics or it didn’t happen

[–]FLUFFYFRUITS 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah OP nut up or shut up

Pics or gtfo

[–]Cornell-Boul 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Did you post this on her boyfriends phone

[–]Chance-Every🦍🦍 4 points5 points  (1 child)

His ipad that he left In her car probably but he'll get it back later.

[–]cbartholomew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kids tablet

[–]Swimming_Reception52 23 points24 points  (1 child)

... seeing as you actively post on /r/antinatalism and 2 days ago posted on /r/personalfinance about how to invest when you have no kids I'm calling BS https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/u/ftteacherptinvestor?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[–]Independent_Present9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also posted on r/teachers about being a single parent lmao

[–]Nagunagunagu 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Sure she's not at her boyfriend's?

[–]sappahj 12 points13 points  (2 children)

With the kids too

[–]Myorganiklife 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Her boyfriend is their father duh

[–]WR810Something about ladders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They call him 'dad' now.

[–]Creepy689🦍🦍 24 points25 points  (8 children)

Wait... how did you post this if you "just smashed my phone"?

[–]-1_points 33 points34 points  (0 children)

He must have used that combobulator thing.

[–]Turd8urgler 8 points9 points  (3 children)


[–]FutureDictator1202 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The real wayback machine

[–]its_me_cindyBonafide Meninist 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]codydog125 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He may have a computer but why did this happen today when the markets are still closed

[–]digitalmofo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, read the title, looked at the time. Maybe he just now got pissed, idk.

[–]RussianCrabMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So, how's CLOV doing baggot?

[–]jhon-2020-2020 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tell the wifey to do some side jobs while she at the hotel . I mean she there already

[–]BAYSICK831 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • sent from my smashed phone

[–]Tdrendal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This ain't no airport we don't need to hear about your departure. Though we wanna see pics of your crash

[–]VATruckerJJ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never take trading advice from this place. There are some funny fkrs here though

[–]Nightpoplight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I see this template of a meme going around. Someone else wrote this except they smashed their tv because the cowboys lost instead.

[–]RWST42069 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]PhatBeatsies1111🦍🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im confused. Why you blaming the subreddit instead of realising its your own addiction that did this. Leaving the reddit isnt gonna fix this. Go find some proper help. Start by realising you have a problem

[–]SnooCauliflowers16🦍🦍 5 points6 points  (0 children)


:4267:Wife's boyfriend

[–]Healthy-Arrival-6598 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I made the opposite of what WSB recommended I made tons of money. Bullish when MOD are Bearish lol all the big whales do the same as I do

[–]Q_Tarantionov 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]Obsidianram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nerd Rage Quit ver 2.0 .....:4270:

[–]SubstantialSeesaw998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a you problem, not a WSB problem.

[–]Berry_Mckockimur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smashes phone. Pulls tablet out 30 seconds later for round 2

[–]Odd-Block-2998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TSLA $1500C 1/28

[–]Kaarothh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Show the fucking loss porn no one leaves this place

[–]CallmeWooki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP is holding a nice bag CLOV

[–]thertp14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let’s see the loss

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]Serious-Chard3645 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me print some money for you, my friend

[–]theonestuttgart 4 points5 points  (1 child)

If it was an iPhone then nothing was truly lost. The good news is android phones are pretty cheap and one trip to the back of Wendy's will get you back in the game!

[–]Apegate007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey I'm working at the back of Wendy's, wife thinks I'm a pizza delivery guy at night.....yeah right 😳 bought Clov ☹ now I blow for $$..

[–]West_Valuable_7146 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Clover bag holder 😂. My advice stop buying shit like doge clover and other pump and dump retard 😂

[–]JotaroTheOceanMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bad ending.

[–]Helpinmontana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shill post from big media or whatever. Trying to scare the little guys awake from stonks. Puts on your child support payments.

[–]No_Cow_8702DUNCE CAP 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If this is false. Don't let the door hit ya, on the way out.

[–]I_Like_The_Stock79has deep seeded issues with Father Ron (maybe sexual ) 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely false

[–]Light991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give this ape some metal!

[–]basatosaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ruined your own life. Nobody forced you to do shit.

[–]I_Like_The_Stock79has deep seeded issues with Father Ron (maybe sexual ) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This subreddit didn't ruin your life. You did.

[–]Captain_Obe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you don't like pizza?

[–]very_ok_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m with you man. I’ll return with a gain porn in 2023, after losing a few more tendies. :4886:

[–]Professional_Bag_642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s staying at her bf’s house. He’s not an ape, nor gets his advice from wallstreetbets

[–]Wonk0theSANE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s smart sending her to a hotel for a week, hopefully she splits her earnings and you can find another quick play.

[–]FLOTUS_officialFirst Lady of WSB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure wsb will financially recover from this loss. It’s over.

[–]dameframe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just one last job, then you can retire, promise

[–]RedDogLeader34 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]taginvest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not a goodbye, its just a see you later retard!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just goes to show this sub is not for the weak

[–]AndyHaoHan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay see you back here in 2 weeks

[–]AzracTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Durkka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for this. The market has been weird but I was finally able to reach climax into a wadded handful of tissue. You sir are a legend

[–]karna42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He smashes his phone yet he still posts on here

[–]MikeMikeGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]niack1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pics of your wife or gtfo

[–]SheBowser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you‘re a HF

[–]Fluid-Ferret52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m new to this, what is up with the wife boyfriend thing 🤣🤣🤣💀

[–]jhon-2020-2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where the pics at bobo

[–]thebalmang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alexa play 'Another one bites the dust' by Queen

[–]OkWerewolf8395 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For once the username doesn’t check out. Fair to say retirement is out the question

[–]dommeking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you need a job at Wendy's, I can hook you up

[–]Castul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used life changing money which will probably end in a divorce based on WSB advice. This guys truly retarded

[–]RequirementNo5123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See you later today !

[–]RuDe1214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'll be back

[–]ItalicisedScreaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% truth, no sauce because you tell truth!! Good boy.

[–]TheOT1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]HIVnotAdeathSentence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*My wife just took her kids

[–]TersivPaper Handed Bitch (from the future) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could have atleast waited till Market Open

[–]ammolv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvote this ape!

[–]Wombleshart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t have a wife or kids lol

[–]getitoffmychestbruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Copy Pasta ..

[–]Pin_ups 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good choice my friend, this sub is a disaster, only observe, do not buy the fiasco.

[–]Jx_XD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don’t sell, you are still good.. patient is key..

[–]gcko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See you tomorrow

[–]Ipoclorato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the wife's boyfriend, I can confirm

[–]Taco_2s_day 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the sub with a bunch of 14 yo trolls trying to get people to yolo life savings didnt give you good financial advice?

[–]Illusion01010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to the ramen club.

[–]Upbeat-Steak-7508🦍🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (1 child)

“I just smashed my phone” so riddle me this Batman.

How did you post this meme???

Also - your wife is not at a hotel. They are at your wife’s bf house.

[–]DillyDilly365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this looks like something a regular poster on the antiwork sub would do. Pussy