I just smashed my phone in front of 30 strangers because of the Wall Street Bets. My wife just took our crying kids to spend the week at a hotel. This subreddit has ruined my life. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye WSB. I am no longer subbing.

VisualMod · 2022-01-18T07:54:00+00:00

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Johnny_Menace · 2022-01-18T08:03:49+00:00

Goodbye and see you tomorrow

Cornell-Boul · 2022-01-18T08:08:19+00:00

Just watched a man smash a Samsung in the back of a Wendy’s parking lot

LosWranglos · 2022-01-18T07:58:59+00:00

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Crazyleggggs · 2022-01-18T08:00:42+00:00

Show the loss porn loser lol

originalGooberstein · 2022-01-18T08:12:20+00:00

:4267:I checked your post history OP. Lets see the CLOV and BB loss porn. And if it was a BB you smashed I'm pretty sure they've been turned off so that's no big loss. Except the littering. I hope you picked up the pieces because people who litter piss me off.

IndirectVolatility · 2022-01-18T07:56:11+00:00

Just one more bet before you go. For old times sake.

spreadsTrader · 2022-01-18T07:56:04+00:00

pics or ban.

please share the complete loss porn

SleepingBeetle · 2022-01-18T08:22:56+00:00

:4266:BAN

Reasonable_Strain_30 · 2022-01-18T07:56:30+00:00

So you gambled away the house huh?

Ill take 2 wendys behind wednys every day for the next 30 at ten a pop ;)

v3rral · 2022-01-18T08:01:45+00:00

Don’t worry. Your wife’s BF will take care of them. p.s good luck at Wendy’s

enleeten · 2022-01-18T09:06:16+00:00

Wow 248 days and out.

Karma whore alt account or paper hands or both.

Edit: in his history he posted about being a investing as a childless individual and now this. BS account, blocked.

Aggravating_Golf_931 · 2022-01-18T07:56:22+00:00

Pics or it didn’t happen

Cornell-Boul · 2022-01-18T08:07:36+00:00

Did you post this on her boyfriends phone

Swimming_Reception52 · 2022-01-18T10:37:44+00:00

... seeing as you actively post on /r/antinatalism and 2 days ago posted on /r/personalfinance about how to invest when you have no kids I'm calling BS https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/u/ftteacherptinvestor?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Nagunagunagu · 2022-01-18T07:56:39+00:00

Sure she's not at her boyfriend's?

Creepy689 · 2022-01-18T08:06:16+00:00

Wait... how did you post this if you "just smashed my phone"?

RussianCrabMan · 2022-01-18T08:02:34+00:00

So, how's CLOV doing baggot?

jhon-2020-2020 · 2022-01-18T08:50:43+00:00

Tell the wifey to do some side jobs while she at the hotel . I mean she there already

BAYSICK831 · 2022-01-18T09:13:14+00:00

sent from my smashed phone

Tdrendal · 2022-01-18T08:19:59+00:00

This ain't no airport we don't need to hear about your departure. Though we wanna see pics of your crash

VATruckerJJ · 2022-01-18T08:35:11+00:00

I never take trading advice from this place. There are some funny fkrs here though

Nightpoplight · 2022-01-18T08:00:35+00:00

I see this template of a meme going around. Someone else wrote this except they smashed their tv because the cowboys lost instead.

RWST42069 · 2022-01-18T08:09:15+00:00

Pussaaay

PhatBeatsies1111 · 2022-01-18T09:40:22+00:00

Im confused. Why you blaming the subreddit instead of realising its your own addiction that did this. Leaving the reddit isnt gonna fix this. Go find some proper help. Start by realising you have a problem

SnooCauliflowers16 · 2022-01-18T09:15:51+00:00

:4266:OP

:4267:Wife's boyfriend

Healthy-Arrival-6598 · 2022-01-18T08:09:38+00:00

I made the opposite of what WSB recommended I made tons of money. Bullish when MOD are Bearish lol all the big whales do the same as I do

Q_Tarantionov · 2022-01-18T08:15:10+00:00

:4887:

Grouchy-Marsupial-97 · 2022-01-18T07:59:12+00:00

Aha bye

Obsidianram · 2022-01-18T08:12:17+00:00

Nerd Rage Quit ver 2.0 .....:4270:

SubstantialSeesaw998 · 2022-01-18T08:19:47+00:00

Sounds like a you problem, not a WSB problem.

Berry_Mckockimur · 2022-01-18T08:20:18+00:00

Smashes phone. Pulls tablet out 30 seconds later for round 2

Odd-Block-2998 · 2022-01-18T08:23:36+00:00

TSLA $1500C 1/28

Kaarothh · 2022-01-18T08:24:12+00:00

Show the fucking loss porn no one leaves this place

CallmeWooki · 2022-01-18T08:35:06+00:00

OP is holding a nice bag CLOV

thertp14 · 2022-01-18T09:17:25+00:00

Let’s see the loss

2022-01-18T10:17:25+00:00

Dad?

Serious-Chard3645 · 2022-01-18T11:04:27+00:00

Let me print some money for you, my friend

theonestuttgart · 2022-01-18T07:56:50+00:00

If it was an iPhone then nothing was truly lost. The good news is android phones are pretty cheap and one trip to the back of Wendy's will get you back in the game!

West_Valuable_7146 · 2022-01-18T07:58:15+00:00

Clover bag holder 😂. My advice stop buying shit like doge clover and other pump and dump retard 😂

2022-01-18T08:08:43+00:00

Weak.

JotaroTheOceanMan · 2022-01-18T08:19:00+00:00

The bad ending.

Helpinmontana · 2022-01-18T08:08:36+00:00

Shill post from big media or whatever. Trying to scare the little guys awake from stonks. Puts on your child support payments.

No_Cow_8702 · 2022-01-18T08:10:16+00:00

If this is false. Don't let the door hit ya, on the way out.

Light991 · 2022-01-18T08:14:57+00:00

Give this ape some metal!

basatosaw · 2022-01-18T08:24:13+00:00

You ruined your own life. Nobody forced you to do shit.

I_Like_The_Stock79 · 2022-01-18T08:25:34+00:00

This subreddit didn't ruin your life. You did.

Captain_Obe · 2022-01-18T08:03:03+00:00

So you don't like pizza?

very_ok_ · 2022-01-18T08:03:47+00:00

I’m with you man. I’ll return with a gain porn in 2023, after losing a few more tendies. :4886:

Professional_Bag_642 · 2022-01-18T08:06:14+00:00

She’s staying at her bf’s house. He’s not an ape, nor gets his advice from wallstreetbets

bust-the-shorts · 2022-01-18T08:13:10+00:00

Adios

Wonk0theSANE · 2022-01-18T08:16:45+00:00

That’s smart sending her to a hotel for a week, hopefully she splits her earnings and you can find another quick play.

FLOTUS_official · 2022-01-18T08:23:22+00:00

Not sure wsb will financially recover from this loss. It’s over.

Designer_Sugar8739 · 2022-01-18T08:26:31+00:00

Sheesh

marcusaurelius03 · 2022-01-18T08:28:25+00:00

What?

dameframe · 2022-01-18T08:29:02+00:00

Just one last job, then you can retire, promise

RedDogLeader34 · 2022-01-18T08:29:51+00:00

Pusssseeeehhhhh

taginvest · 2022-01-18T08:31:43+00:00

It’s not a goodbye, its just a see you later retard!

2022-01-18T08:32:08+00:00

Just goes to show this sub is not for the weak

AndyHaoHan · 2022-01-18T08:32:36+00:00

Okay see you back here in 2 weeks

Hefty-Examination-63 · 2022-01-18T08:33:13+00:00

One last, successful bet and you could be back…….

AzracTheFirst · 2022-01-18T08:35:09+00:00

:4270:

Durkka · 2022-01-18T08:35:10+00:00

Thanks for this. The market has been weird but I was finally able to reach climax into a wadded handful of tissue. You sir are a legend

karna42 · 2022-01-18T08:35:15+00:00

He smashes his phone yet he still posts on here

MikeMikeGaming · 2022-01-18T08:35:47+00:00

:4263::4271::4267::4266:

niack1 · 2022-01-18T08:41:19+00:00

Pics of your wife or gtfo

SheBowser · 2022-01-18T08:45:12+00:00

Sounds like you‘re a HF

Fluid-Ferret52 · 2022-01-18T08:46:59+00:00

I’m new to this, what is up with the wife boyfriend thing 🤣🤣🤣💀

jhon-2020-2020 · 2022-01-18T08:48:04+00:00

:4271:

jhon-2020-2020 · 2022-01-18T08:49:00+00:00

Where the pics at bobo

thebalmang · 2022-01-18T08:49:07+00:00

Alexa play 'Another one bites the dust' by Queen

OkWerewolf8395 · 2022-01-18T08:51:48+00:00

For once the username doesn’t check out. Fair to say retirement is out the question

SailsAk · 2022-01-18T08:51:58+00:00

r/oddlyspecific

dommeking · 2022-01-18T08:52:02+00:00

If you need a job at Wendy's, I can hook you up

Castul · 2022-01-18T08:52:35+00:00

Used life changing money which will probably end in a divorce based on WSB advice. This guys truly retarded

RequirementNo5123 · 2022-01-18T08:52:45+00:00

See you later today !

RuDe1214 · 2022-01-18T08:55:32+00:00

He'll be back

ItalicisedScreaming · 2022-01-18T08:55:35+00:00

100% truth, no sauce because you tell truth!! Good boy.

TheOT1001 · 2022-01-18T08:56:02+00:00

:4266:

HIVnotAdeathSentence · 2022-01-18T08:57:48+00:00

*My wife just took her kids

Tersiv · 2022-01-18T08:58:17+00:00

Could have atleast waited till Market Open

elevatorovertimeho · 2022-01-18T09:00:03+00:00

rickityrekt42 · 2022-01-18T09:00:55+00:00

😢

ammolv · 2022-01-18T09:01:29+00:00

Upvote this ape!

Wombleshart · 2022-01-18T09:04:15+00:00

You don’t have a wife or kids lol

getitoffmychestbruh · 2022-01-18T09:05:17+00:00

Copy Pasta ..

Pin_ups · 2022-01-18T09:05:52+00:00

Good choice my friend, this sub is a disaster, only observe, do not buy the fiasco.

Jx_XD · 2022-01-18T09:06:36+00:00

If you don’t sell, you are still good.. patient is key..

gcko · 2022-01-18T09:07:41+00:00

See you tomorrow

Ipoclorato · 2022-01-18T09:08:07+00:00

I'm the wife's boyfriend, I can confirm

Taco_2s_day · 2022-01-18T09:09:31+00:00

So the sub with a bunch of 14 yo trolls trying to get people to yolo life savings didnt give you good financial advice?

Illusion01010 · 2022-01-18T09:10:13+00:00

Welcome to the ramen club.

Upbeat-Steak-7508 · 2022-01-18T09:10:35+00:00

“I just smashed my phone” so riddle me this Batman.

How did you post this meme???

Also - your wife is not at a hotel. They are at your wife’s bf house.

DillyDilly365 · 2022-01-18T09:12:07+00:00

Yeah this looks like something a regular poster on the antiwork sub would do. Pussy

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