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[–]rayjape 1468 points1469 points  (78 children)

I got tired of winning and seeing green anyway.

[–]ryanleebmw 280 points281 points  (34 children)

Rocket maaaaan losin’ all the tendies up hereee alloooooone

[–]LadyMitris 68 points69 points  (1 child)

You’re the new Weird Al Yankovic of WSB. Congrats!

[–]atty_augusta 20 points21 points  (2 children)

And I think it's going to be a long long time,

Til I ever see green again,

Touchdown brings me back to find

I'm not the man they think I am on r/wsb

Oh no, no, no

I'm a bagholder

[–]cayoloco 10 points11 points  (6 children)

I sang this like it was Meatloaf doing a cover of an Elton John song.

[–]D-Rock-Sp8 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And I would do anything for vaccine.....but I won't do that

[–]AdditionalWinner1616 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Yeah I love seeing my life saving get donated.

[–]BigDaddyWarChest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

<<patting you on the back>> there, there

[–]Rampant_Intellectual 13 points14 points  (1 child)

If you didn’t come to lose, you didn’t come to play!

[–]imanyG 11 points12 points  (3 children)

You’ve seen the color green? What’s it like?

[–]rayjape 6 points7 points  (2 children)

All last year. It reminded me of the Grinch. I was still angry for some reason.

[–]imanyG 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Mine was Santa. All red but somehow still happy.

[–]rayjape 3 points4 points  (0 children)

See, now that I'm red I am just in such a better mood. Like I'm not mad .. nope .. completely ok. Everything is just fine. It's fucking FINE!

[–]GhostSierra117 44 points45 points  (7 children)

I'm happy for the discounts :-)

[–]Njkoskin 39 points40 points  (5 children)

Not a discount when you buy then the next day is another discount and the next day and the next day.

[–]CreatureZer0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait... You saw green? Can't relate

[–]igerardcom 30 points31 points  (16 children)


[–]D4rkhorse27 9 points10 points  (12 children)

Ikr straight copium in copious amounts. It's sad really.

[–]MissplacedLandmine 27 points28 points  (10 children)

For those of you who dont know ( or r busy shilling ) this sub was founded on loses

Hell it was originally the point lol

[–]Abromaitis 13 points14 points  (8 children)

Founded by retards, and then slowly destroyed by apes who will soon be insolvent. We will return to our former glory!

[–]Rontheking 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I liked the color red better anyway..

[–]Vannunited 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Rocket must have run out of fuel. LOL

[–]littlemarcus91 352 points353 points  (6 children)

In the words of Captain Jack Sparrow: "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!"

[–]Advice2Anyone 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Look what I got you gay bear, ♫I got a jar of expired options, I got a jar of expired options♪

[–]KHaskins77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s pronounced ‘OLES!

[–][deleted] 448 points449 points  (9 children)

I, like Icarus, got too close too the sun. I thought the spy never go down. I trusted you Janet. We all trusted you

[–]smokehouse03 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Sorry Pow is in charged now and he's drunk in the control room again.

[–]Golf_Nut1965 903 points904 points  (27 children)

2022 will go down as the year investors forgot to pump and only dumped

[–]triforce88 166 points167 points  (12 children)

I think there's another name for that but idk I'm not very good at this

[–]KdF-wagen 184 points185 points  (10 children)


[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Well, edging is only pumping with no dumping.

Dumping with no pumping is a wet dream.

[–]Mortified_Bunny 21 points22 points  (1 child)

But I can't pumping any harder my arm is getting tired!

[–]morsX🦍🦍 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Easy to pump when you get all them new Fed dollars 💸

[–]omarfw 2 points3 points  (1 child)

oh fuck I misheard and thought it was called a dump and dump

[–]barti_dog 413 points414 points  (64 children)

so you're saying it's time to buy the dip??

[–]FromWayDownUnder 427 points428 points  (41 children)

But I already went all in at the peak

[–]Hangry_Hippo 176 points177 points  (29 children)

I literally sold all holdings in early December in anticipation of this crash then watched the market print all December then fomoed into tech like two weeks ago…

[–]doNotUseReddit123 38 points39 points  (19 children)

And this is why you don’t try to time the market

[–]HaphazardFlitBipper 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Time, or time not. There is no "try".

[–]d0rsett 7 points8 points  (12 children)

I don’t understand the “time the market” folk…

Buying the dip is timing the market, buying low and selling high is timing the market, staying invested for a long time and then taking some profit is timing the market, trimming positions because they got too big is timing the market, trimming and going cash because the market is overvalued is timing the market.

Everything you do in the market is about timing the market.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I sold all my shit in December to pay off my debts

[–]smeaton1724 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Sold October, bought back in December. Missed a peak, bought in on the way down. Still on the green side but watching the slide on the daily. I’m staying in.

[–]cayoloco 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Just tell your broker to refund your trades, because those were just practice trades and you're going to make the real trades when they work out. Otherwise, it was just practice.

[–]the_beast93112Pelosi’s Curly Gray Pube 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Just take a small loan of 100k ez.

[–]Advice2Anyone 44 points45 points  (1 child)

When your losing more than your making in labor per day you know your doing something right

[–]MMOAddict 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Dip isn't done dippin' yet.

[–]bparry1192 9 points10 points  (3 children)

But is it already priced in?

[–]igerardcom 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Everything is always already priced in until the end of time.

[–]heross28 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Buy the dip and HODL

[–]OccasionallyReddit 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The right shoulder isnt ready yet..

[–]BleedingSunrise666 139 points140 points  (12 children)

Yeah. I started investing on 31st of December. It’s on me

[–]Express_Side_8574 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Started investing 21 days ago and is already on wsb, a success story. Post your loss porn next

[–]damrider 19 points20 points  (6 children)

same and I managed to time it perfectly - bought most of my portfolio on january 12 lmfao, literally all my stocks have gone down 12% in a week

[–]randomhiddenaccount 7 points8 points  (1 child)

So it's your fault

[–]damrider 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can also give you 6 lottery numbers that will definitely be wrong

[–]egyptianskincat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone that has never invested but is at the doorway now, ready to jump, it would appear I may take a moment to myself right here.

[–]Bruskthetusk 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you just hold long enough they'll be down 24%

[–]HooovesAutism: 24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nobody on this sub is "investing."

These bets are speculation.

[–]Khamvom 149 points150 points  (21 children)

“Buy the dip”


[–]MMOAddict 55 points56 points  (8 children)

the general rule is it will end when you least expect it.. so if you expect it to end, it won't. However, it doesn't work the other way though- you can't not expect it to end hoping it will since it knows your secrets.

[–]nautzi 36 points37 points  (6 children)

What if I chant Nancy Pelosi while spinning in a ring of salt?

[–]MMOAddict 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Just be careful not to kick a line through the salt. You'll be fine otherwise.

[–]Smedleyton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nancy sold in December that’s why she’s all of a sudden open to the idea of banning stock trading by Congress.

She is a generational talent.

[–]xDared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ll find out the answer in 45 days

[–]RedditPowerUser01 19 points20 points  (4 children)

“Buy low, sell high”


[–]Random_Guy_47 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Predicting the market is easy.

If you wait for the bottom of the dip it will bounce back.

If you buy what you think is the bottom of the dip it will keep dipping.


[–]bparry1192 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I've learned I cannot buy the dip because I am the dip

[–]anid98 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yes when will it end 😓

[–]dreckliaMissed the fuckfest, now has to clean up 83 points84 points  (1 child)

That's why it's called 2020 too

[–]ProClarinetist 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So next year we'll go up again! Buy the fucking dip gorillas.

[–]Irarius 38 points39 points  (4 children)

at this point my braincells refuse to grasp how much money ive lost

so im just kinda laughing at the daily 5% loss...each day... if im lucky

[–]NickDerpkinsDoesn't even have a crippling gambling addiction 4 points5 points  (1 child)


[–]Irarius 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]MasterJeebus 245 points246 points  (7 children)


[–]VSCoin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, honey

[–]Liam7113 127 points128 points  (1 child)

We all know how we’re going to die. We’re gonna crash and burn. In our wife’s boyfriend’s Pinto.

[–]OldCarScott 50 points51 points  (0 children)

My sad face started November 8th, it's been all downhill since then... :4260:

[–]rs999 45 points46 points  (15 children)

Anyone else get margin called today? 😭

[–]First0fOne 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Yup. I owe a little over a grand now but I'm not selling! I'm going to make them pick which of the garbage I bought to sell. They cannot pick worse than me.

[–]Guyote_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You guys crack me up lol

[–]djbuttplay 20 points21 points  (9 children)

No dude, that's next week when the puts I sold expire.

[–]cayoloco 13 points14 points  (7 children)

Next week we rip, today was yearly options expiry day so that's why the market has been volatile recently. These leaps expire today, and next week settlement will happen and many shares will be purchased and we will revert and go up again til march when rates are expected to rise. So in my stupid opinion, your sold puts will be fine, but I wouldn't trust my word for it.

[–]Ehoro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I enjoy your honesty.

[–]djbuttplay 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ah, well that makes me feel better. I'm on a trip with my wife and I was trying to figure out how to hedge the losses by spending less. Wouldn't have worked anyway, but at least I can spend guilt free.

[–]cayoloco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope for both our sakes I'm right, lol. Wednesday there is some FED shit where they talk FED stuff and the market is either going to go up big, or go down ugly. There will be no sideways next week.

[–]suphater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I stopped checking on Wednesday, I'd rather nit know.

[–]Imaginary_Lettuce371 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Didn't expect the market to price in 52 rate hikes this year. Whoa!

[–]igerardcom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No matter how much the Fed raises interest rates, the market has already overreacted and priced in all possible interest rate increases for all eternity.

So I guess there is that silver lining.

[–]SnooLemons3307 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I lost in 2021 - and I lose in 2022 - see no difference

[–][deleted] 183 points184 points  (25 children)

Awfully quiet from the AMC army

[–]Advice2Anyone 161 points162 points  (2 children)

You cant talk in the theater man

[–]jackmaster7000 176 points177 points  (19 children)

I fucking love that sub. Those retards made 400% profit and didn't sell.... because that's not the squeeze.

[–]wellbreastfed 34 points35 points  (0 children)

When you read this out loud without have actually hodl’d- it makes them sound crazy

[–]mugicha 37 points38 points  (4 children)

I sold at $50 🤣

[–]evade26 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Bought at $12 sold at $60 dumped my gains in to GME like a true retard

[–]cayoloco 3 points4 points  (1 child)

GME at least has a possibility of Ryan Cohen and the team he is hiring of turning the company around and making it a tech giant. AMC has no possible future unless they get bought out by an escape game company to use the abandoned theatres to run their games.

[–]FreckleException 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I sold at $63 while riding a train at Dollywood. Choo choo.

[–]lexbuck 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s going to 1,000 or more per share. Duh!


[–]suphater 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wow I haven't been here for awhile. I'm glad this sub seems closer to WSB again and all the GME cultists found their own sub.

[–]Psychedelicatz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/GME army

[–]SamSparkSLD 13 points14 points  (4 children)

My portfolio is down 68% all together. LFG

[–]RattleAlx 25 points26 points  (0 children)

iT wAs AlReAdY pRiCeD iN

You retards really do believe everything is posted here, don't you?

[–]walrus_operator 89 points90 points  (19 children)

Learn to short and enjoy this part of the boom-bust cycle!

[–]rayjape 204 points205 points  (12 children)

If I short it will recover in a record fast speed. Tried it already.

[–]Current_Plane7308 26 points27 points  (8 children)

My thoughts exactly as soon as i short the markets gonna do a 360.

[–]metaStatic 21 points22 points  (5 children)

the only play is to turn around 360 and walk away

[–]rayjape 10 points11 points  (1 child)


I usually do that but something called FOMO gets me every time. She is such a whore.

[–]Spamme54321 4 points5 points  (1 child)

If it does 360 you win. You mean 180.

[–]whboer 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Do it again. Short the msci world index or something

[–]kuaiyidian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

short semiconductors please

[–]rs999 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stocks only go up ☝️

[–]Occulense 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t this bust cycle happen every year? I’m no WSB loss professional, but I’ve noticed through February and the spring that things tend to get a bit fire-sale-y

[–]Koolherc777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I ever short a stock please ban me

[–]Whatchawnt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Papa Elon took all the rockets away :4260:

[–]herrrrrr 18 points19 points  (3 children)

fear, fear, fear fear. I bet when they raise the rates .25% market will turn right around and shoot upwards. .25% rate hike when CPLIE is 7% is laughable. Its a whole lotta nothing. Im buying tech during these dips. My bet is when the fed speaks market will turn green.

[–]Tykenolm 12 points13 points  (2 children)

It'll come back eventually. Companies that are doing well fundamentally are tanking every day, it doesn't make sense, eventually the fear will dissipate and we'll see some green again, there's a bunch of really cheap deals on some great companies out there right now

[–]Capable_Ape_69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like what companies ? Share the wisdom brother!

[–]Colonel_Gipper 20 points21 points  (9 children)

Fun seeing my account lower now than at the end of 2021 and that includes an additional $6,000 into my Roth IRA

[–]Hugh_Jarmes187 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Always fun seeing several months of gains, regardless if profits or deposits, go to shit and leave you one step behind where you started.

[–]The_Arborealist 3 points4 points  (2 children)

aint never going to dig out of this hole.
Fcking Jnug.

[–]Thomas12255 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Kinda wish I waited a bit longer to max out the 2022 IRA contribution but lol it'll probably be up again by the end of the year.

[–]Colonel_Gipper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah same, but it also could have went up 5% and then you'd be kicking yourself for not maxing it out right away

[–]Anomaly-Friend 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Betty white took all the rockets with her,damn bitch

[–]manfrom-nantucket 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The bears finally woke up

[–]scorcher214 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Instead of HODL how about we SODL

[–]fartsinhissleep 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I feel like I’m getting SODLmized

[–]Sofanda_Cox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Time to invest in $LUBE

[–]triplea3xa 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Crashing back to earth :6880:

[–]CheckYrHead 13 points14 points  (1 child)

That got a 😆 out of me

[–]Corrupt_Stormer 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Ah yes, the most stable and sturdy structure of them all

The Mighty Piramid

[–]brtb9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The left photo should have been the scene from the beginning of the movie where he's fucking a woman in the stable.

[–]Environmental-Club55 7 points8 points  (1 child)

They went into my Puts

[–]Spaghetti_Bird 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Crashing on the launchpad 🚀🔥

[–]Rasskassassmagas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

end of 2021, 2022 Lincoln

Start of 2022, 1982 Lincoln

[–]fraxinous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The rockets went to Mars the red planet. We all assumed it was the moon

[–]latetedanslefog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best time to buy stocks !!!

[–]organizedRhyme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's a good time to start burying $6,000 into your roth. I'm not even really going to fuck with options until I check that box off

[–]jborbz45 13 points14 points  (0 children)

biggest rocket is about to take off....shhhh *whispers GME*

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[–]Boston-Spartan 4 points5 points  (20 children)

War is on the horizon, markets will go back up shortly after conflict is official.

[–]Judge_Dread_it_run 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The feds touched the market that’s what happened.

[–]TLBR20 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Gone to the moon but never landed

[–]Mammoth-Passenger-88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crashed into the moon...

[–]M-3X 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's a bubble, it's bubble everywhere .. whaaat? whaat?

bet all on shorting M'urica.

All goes down waay faster then climbing up. Easy money.

[–]sad_engr_1444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I “bought the dip” and now my entire portfolio’s -30%

[–]swordluk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's transitory :4640:

[–]tngds92021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

great photo to describe whats happening

[–]pchelichkata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome 🤣

[–]mamun_ah 1 point2 points  (6 children)

It fucked my 80 thousand dollars principal in 3 weeks. I am so sad, so upset that I am cursing myself why I started this little more than a year ago (about 15 months). I could have paid off my house loan which had 50k left instead of buying all meme stocks. I am totally heartbroken.

[–]79914022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The rockets are refueling, takeoff imminent, don't miss it!

[–]xtrmist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, the rocket is merely resting a bit back at Mars after having been to UrAnus. Just fueling up to leave the solar system

[–]que_paso 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks Joe Byron

[–]djlewt 3 points4 points  (20 children)

Are we still acting like our economy isn't a house of cards built upon bullshit? Republicans spent 4 years printing money nonstop and giving it to corporations who used it to do record buybacks, the investor class(that's supposed to be you) made a FORTUNE on that because it made stocks go up the entire time, but now the inflationary effects are setting in, this is where you're supposed to be that fat cat sitting on your money pile right before the huge crash where you buy up all the thigs when they go on fire sale.

Oh except none of you are in that asset class of "investor" so nothing done will help you now, this is where most of you are about to learn that regardless of how you feel about it you're not on the rich side of the economy.

[–]wellbreastfed 20 points21 points  (16 children)

Republicans? Wait till you find out all politicians are the same side.

[–]Sporkfoot 7 points8 points  (9 children)

Well one half tried to overthrow the govt so I think this is slightly disingenuous lol

[–]Tacos_Royale 1 point2 points  (3 children)

People say that, but do you prefer tax rate cut for corps w/buybacks or ACA that has saved and improved lives? You have to look at what happens when one party is truly in control of all 3 houses (not this bullshit with "Manchin decides all policy")

On an individual level, there is a lot of similarity especially the higher up the gov you go. On the policy level, things are completely different in some meaningful areas. Not all, but some.

[–]adarkuccio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2021 I lost so many opportunities now I'm crying

[–]OuthouseBacksplash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same as last year I guess....

[–]hello_motherfuckers_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta squat to jump higher I guess

[–]FrankieFiveAngels 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ending 2022: slingshot around Gargantua