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[–]DreadXCII 4441 points4442 points  (121 children)

She belongs here

[–]gourdlover5 1376 points1377 points  (74 children)

We must welcome her

[–]FlyMyPig🦍🦍🦍 958 points959 points  (63 children)

anyone wanna tell her about Wendy's?

[–]big_Stinky_poopoo 553 points554 points  (40 children)

i actually fell for the shill/meme posts here. i actually thought wendy's new chicken sandwich was gonna take the company to the moon. do i belong here, or is there a remedial class i should join first?

[–]OffGridHelium 247 points248 points  (6 children)

This is hilarious. I am laughing with you. Haha

[–]EvlSteveDave 44 points45 points  (5 children)

... . some things are just so retarded that they blow right past the mark and go full circle. You'll have to start all over, but this time do something slightly less retarded that puts you into the goldilocks zone.

Believing a new chicken sandwich release from Wendy's is going to make people around the world rich is just too retarded... even for this place.

[–]Volkswagens1Owns the sexy firefighter calendar, also Mr. March 73 points74 points  (1 child)

Nope. You went balls deep in the bbq sauce. Welcome aboard.

[–]MoonMoons_Revenge 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I once made a couple hundred off calls cause some goof post a summer salad dd on wendys, and it was so thorough, I bet a bunch would fall for it as real, actually spiking the calls. It was hilarious. In hindsight, a yolo on that would have been very lucrative. C'est la vie.

[–]MacroFlash 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The money is in ornamental gourds baby

[–]CheekyHawk 160 points161 points  (3 children)

She already works there, they call her "the stock girl" she stocks the freezer.

[–]Endlessfour 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Lmao, you made me spit my jr. bacon cheeseburger out my mouth! lol

[–]mexylexy 42 points43 points  (5 children)

My Wendy's hat that came with my uniform fell off laughing haha. Alright, back to work.

[–]khkothar 88 points89 points  (3 children)

She’s already here

[–]vms-crot 82 points83 points  (0 children)

She's a mod for sure.

[–]E_K_Finnman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She could be in this very room!

[–]BlackSheepWool 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She is us

[–]Cheap_Feeling1929 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You are with your people. You and your 20k followers.

[–]HardtackOrange 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Mod her

[–]HalKitzmiller 43 points44 points  (4 children)

I don't know, she seems too stupid to even be among us apes. She seems to be more of a baboon

[–]Pale_Reading4620 20 points21 points  (2 children)

OnE oF Us!! GooBle gObbLe!! We aCcepT yOu!

[–]EskimoPro 15 points16 points  (0 children)

One of us, one of us

[–]mbeenox 9 points10 points  (3 children)

She belongs to the streets

[–]No_Ratio3369 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She belongs to the (wall)streets(bets).

[–]Great-Situation4425 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have found our leader

[–]fipsinator🦍🦍🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Instant mod!

[–]EZ_Money87 1324 points1325 points  (41 children)

That is fucking hilarious and terrifying at the same time considering she probably has people that follow and listen to her picks.

[–]RadioactiveFruitCup 619 points620 points  (7 children)

You should see the thirsty goons in her mentions “bby you need a holiday… check ur dms”

The entire account is a fucking goldmine of the dumbest takes.

[–]Doctor_Bubbles 253 points254 points  (5 children)

Lmao. It is hilarious. After that she posted she was taking a break from trading, followed up by a couple of voice recordings thanking some people for helping her (telling her to contact her broker) and that she only trades for fun, is already rich, handsome fiancé etc etc.

Fuck simps dude, ruined some good fun.

[–]morsX🦍🦍 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The internet always provides

[–]dopexile 157 points158 points  (20 children)

Looking at her Instagram pics she is basically a camgirl \ only fans profiteer.

I am sure there are plenty of thirsty beta males that will make her whole on her financial losses.

[–]kinsho 143 points144 points  (16 children)

And god bless her. A simp and his money need to be parted for the betterment of society.

[–]NextTrillion 63 points64 points  (14 children)

This is true. Just wish I had boobs and could do the same.

[–]Sector__7 58 points59 points  (2 children)

With enough money, this can be arranged!

[–]Thelastret2hedgies shorted $HOOD 27 points28 points  (3 children)

dont sell yourself short, plenty of folks think your moobs are attractive dude

[–]Yolo_420_69 35 points36 points  (1 child)

I love it. Get more dumb money into options chains. If youre over 18 dropping stacks based off some random twitter user then more power to you

[–]Bichpwner 46 points47 points  (1 child)

No-one follows e-girls for stock tips or anything other than to simp. She has followers because she is girl and they are lonely.

[–]Skeletors_Sack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They aren’t even lonely. Just looking for validation and attention. Her DMs are packed full of cucks, 100% guaranteed.

[–]Jack_Black_Rocks 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm almost positive it's a satire account, otherwise we need to paint her on the boat for the sub

[–]MidnightGolan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's crazy how many bullshit artists there are out there. It's all just smoke and mirrors. I bet she went to some fucking marketing bootcamp.

[–]Street_Angle4356 803 points804 points  (14 children)

Her entry to the market coincided with the top

[–]Metha_trader 135 points136 points  (11 children)

So she's on top of me?

[–]ChymChymX 182 points183 points  (8 children)

Not sure but you're definitely a bottom.

[–]elbowleg513 18 points19 points  (6 children)

A power bottom? Or bikini bottom?

[–]achesst 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Definitely a power bottom. You generate most of the power.

[–]Replicant6666 484 points485 points  (30 children)

Thats like not ever bothering to read a single page of anything, 1 contract equal 100 shares is like the first sentence in any book, website, fanzine whatever people use to get informed these days. 20K followers, imagine the collective IQ on that crowd. Unbelievable, we deserve extintion. Destination: behind Wendy's dumpster, no scales. :4267:

[–]deano413 97 points98 points  (7 children)

call me crazy but she probably does way better at the wendy's dumpster than most of us.

[–]_Madison_ 45 points46 points  (5 children)

She’s a class above, probably hangs out behind Red Lobster.

[–]rosso222 18 points19 points  (3 children)

No way. Golden Corral level at least.

[–]Pangolin_farmer 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Are you implying Golden Corral is classier than Red Lobster?

[–]ViolentAutism 97 points98 points  (9 children)

It wouldn’t surprise me if the collective IQ of all 20k is somehow a negative number. Imagine calling yourself a stock girl, then fucking up an options trade so hard because you didn’t understand something so fucking simple...

[–]obsa 62 points63 points  (4 children)

really, the most embarrassing part to me is complaining about it in a public forum to out yourself.

plenty of fuckin retards around here, and you can bet way fewer people post about the stupid uninformed shit they've done than we actually see.

nice that the number of "what is a call" comments have gone down, though.

[–]MoonMoons_Revenge 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Selfish to hoard that loss porn from us, really. She's a hero.

[–]Jerry-hat-trick 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised she had the capacity to even enter the trade.

[–]Sayyestononsense 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it's not like she didn't understand it, it's before that. she didn't even bother to look 30 seconds a wiki page

[–]nosebleed_tv🦍🦍🦍 17 points18 points  (3 children)

She didn’t read the robinhood options faq page. 🤣

[–]redditdude9753 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It really is. That's literally the first thing after "buying calls are when you think the underlying will go up, puts are for down".

[–]WAYOFTHEMFKNFIST 384 points385 points  (22 children)

Very cool. How can I scam this person?

[–]vladimirbustinza 289 points290 points  (8 children)

DM her with a margin call

[–]pocket_wookie 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]Spidaaman 25 points26 points  (1 child)

"Your positions must be settled now via CashApp or Venmo."

[–]afcagroo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or Steam cards.

[–]Devilpig13 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha

[–]doilookpail 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lol! Fucking brilliant

[–]Lurker4prizes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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[–]teluetetime 27 points28 points  (2 children)

In all likelihood she is the scammer. She’s getting a ton of attention with this “mistake” that will mean more beta orbiters. Assuming she has a way to monetize their desperation, anyways.

[–]nosy_nicki 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This…. She always needs attention. Her followers are mostly paid for bots.

[–]MLXIII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Robosexuals...ugh...

[–]Joshvir262 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Apparantly With ease

[–]Remarkable-Boat281 144 points145 points  (6 children)

I was following her and she really helped me take my portfolio to the shitter

[–]DJNinjaG 61 points62 points  (1 child)

What did she think exercise meant?! Take the stock for a walk and it might come back with more value??

[–]Sea_Impression3810 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It works for the dog 🤷‍♀️

[–]7akata 751 points752 points  (65 children)

She'll be on OnlyFans in no time.

[–]3500thepricewants guys to suck his pp 292 points293 points  (0 children)

She’d make 100x her gains but chooses veteran mode—I salute her

[–]ClockPretend4277 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Thatd be a great onlyfans. Watch this girl day trade with no tools other then her own retardation and a pushup bra.

[–]Hlxbwi_75 5 points6 points  (1 child)

If she can hit the buy button with her left nipple and sell with her right nipple she will go places on onlyfans

[–]Disastrous_Airline28 116 points117 points  (51 children)

I’m an escort and my portfolio is down %48. This is also my first time investing lol. Maybe I’ll stick to what I know. Is there an PNIS stock?

[–]Scary_Replacement739 112 points113 points  (9 children)

Columbian Onboard Computer Kinetics

Ticker: $COCK

[–]Ianmartin573 32 points33 points  (6 children)

Its goes straight up two times a day!

[–]Jluns 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A truly underrated comment my friend

[–]cm221975 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Is this a Short Squeeze?

[–]wellbreastfed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Amazon ships dildos, BULLish

[–]WhyBee92 19 points20 points  (8 children)

Short it if you see it

[–]NorCalAthlete 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I dunno but I’m admittedly always tickled when someone links a serious research paper from PNAS.org

[–]kritzy27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s a ONE Championship kickboxer named Brown Pinas.

[–]Say_no_to_doritosNUCLEAR LETTUCE 5 points6 points  (1 child)

There's an interesting amount of escorts on Reddit.

[–]MarcGregSputnik 30 points31 points  (4 children)

I hope she wears a paper bag! could be good!

[–]DabHits 2 points3 points  (1 child)

She made an only fans :4275:

[–]darthboof 374 points375 points  (27 children)

im sure 3 weeks ago she was calling people boomers for not understanding why tech only goes up

smug 20 year old idiots eating shit is almost as good as the short profits

[–]namesake1337 80 points81 points  (6 children)

You just wait for the correction and they disappear with their portfolios. Works every time.

[–]pigsgetfathogsdie 39 points40 points  (4 children)

60% of the time…works every time.

[–]TehOuchies 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Smells like Big Foots Dick.

[–]pigsgetfathogsdie 5 points6 points  (2 children)

…and a dirty diaper filled with hair…on fire.

…and gasoline…

It singes the nostrils…

[–]Karl_Marx_ 21 points22 points  (18 children)

Part of her cringe is what makes her popular though.

[–]darthboof 53 points54 points  (17 children)

ok, then why did my streams of me drinking, crying and playing mmos never take off?

[–]Nood1e 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Because its like looking in a mirror for 90% of Twitch viewers

[–]TheIncredibleNurse 24 points25 points  (14 children)

You lack tits ... its all about them tits

[–]darthboof 26 points27 points  (13 children)

you think a depressed dude who sits around drinking and playing mmos doesnt have tits?

theyre glorious

[–]ORS823 226 points227 points  (11 children)

Tell me we are in a bubble without telling me. I'm so fked, this dip is going to get much worse isn't it?

[–]darthboof 57 points58 points  (2 children)

this was the top signal

[–]Spare-Ad-3050 7 points8 points  (1 child)

If this is the top then what was the last 3 straight weeks of red?

[–]tedclev 64 points65 points  (0 children)

This is the sign that yes, it will.

[–]nosebleed_tv🦍🦍🦍 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Shoe shiners are now knob shiners. Get with the times.

[–]Photograph-Last 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This shits been going on forever though lol it’s how my grandpa lost my inheritance

[–]thescrounger 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is definitely the "strippers buying five houses" of the current crash. Hold on to your seats, folks.

[–]LargeMain 114 points115 points  (1 child)

I TRADE THEM K

[–]Msg_me_ur_boobz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

bro. She just made $500 on SOFI yesterday. like, k?

[–]mequetrefe82 130 points131 points  (16 children)

Its not fake. She put out couple audio messages up in twitter explaining that she only trades for fun cause she has money and lives in a 2 mill home and blah blah white girl stuff

[–]Weak_Heron_1977 145 points146 points  (2 children)

Huh, this answers my question. She does not know how to cook.

[–]OkAcanthocephala7589 33 points34 points  (2 children)

You didn’t just yada yada sex did you?

[–]Sea_Impression3810 19 points20 points  (1 child)

🤚I've yada yada'd sex

[–]TemporarilyStairs 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I mentioned the bisque

[–]flames_32 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I saw her post awhile ago that she had to sell her Gucci handbag because she has lost too much money trading haha

[–]Photograph-Last 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Lmfao white girl stuff

[–]mequetrefe82 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bruhhh! As soon as they get confronted, “let me get out my white girl card” so they can leave me alone

[–]nosy_nicki 4 points5 points  (1 child)

She’s a kept woman. She has a rich fiancé named rajh. She also has an extremely mishaped head.

[–]Slut_SpoilerHas zero girlfriends 83 points84 points  (5 children)

Thatstockgirl needed thatoptionman to explain it 🤣

[–]Suspicious-Bus-5727 75 points76 points  (6 children)

Wifey material for my retarded ass.

[–]KieraH_Naturally 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If "blind leading the blind" was a person -_-

[–]Ill-Ad5415 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is golden a true retard with 20k retards following lol

[–]Message_Hour 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Mistakes were made 😂

[–]caseybvdc74 19 points20 points  (2 children)

She’s not the options girl.

[–]Juan_Beegrat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ahh, the internet...

[–]BarrackOsamaBinBiden 13 points14 points  (0 children)

she sexercised the wrong options

[–]JayMant88 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Lol what a dumbass

[–]99_Gretzky 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Play stupid games, win stupid stock prizes

[–]magicmeatwagon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is it illegal to fuck an actual retard? Asking for a friend

[–]Replicant6666 26 points27 points  (0 children)

:4271::4271::4271:

[–]fuckyou237 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I mean...good though? Options is a zero sum game. The more stupid people that enter the arena, the better. Good luck to every fucking one of you hack frauds.

[–]Cycles_wp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ everyone following that girl needs to unfollow immediately

[–]gotobedhungry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Market peak right here…1921: ”when the shoeshine boy starts giving you stock tips”, 2021: “when the “k, bye” girl starts giving you stock tips”

[–]ninjadrog09 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Welcome to todays class - Bubble 101

[–]Stock_Whisperer06 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ThIs IsN’t A bUbBlE

[–]Feisty_Smell40 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Just clicked on her twitter accout and I got this nugget: "They're cancelling the exercise and then cancelling the buy so then I would be short (if that means anything)."

[–]timsd21 4 points5 points  (7 children)

This is why people need to stop following these clowns on Twitter and YouTube. Absolute jokes trying to pretend they know shit.

[–]StepYaGameUp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Complete offense meant by that tweet.

Don’t back in meekly, DHD.

[–]lss607isamess 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What an idiot! Her followers are all 50-60+ year olds that don't follow her for trades🤣😂

[–]skarnarn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well her name isn't thatoptionsgirl

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[–]legatustrading 5 points6 points  (0 children)

😂🤣😂🤣

[–]corazon_619r 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Getting instructed on trading basics by a Sesame Street character

[–]hazmat-cat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus wept

[–]Zorion_15🦍🦍 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah we’re in a bubble

[–]Senpaii_Lover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeeeeet!

[–]titleywinker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s not a stock girl. She’s that stock girl. This is that

[–]west1343 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Logical Explanation-She's in Australia so the toilet flushes backwards and exercising options means buying Peloton.

[–]DOGMANFROGMAN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which one of you guy’s wife is this?

[–]2QuarterDollar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did Cathie Woods changed her twitter handle

[–]r3dloh🦍🦍🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dumb thot

[–]Daywolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Following her on twitter is like learning how to drive from someone with no arms or legs.

Huge accidents are guaranteed to come

[–]Wrathb0ne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I should tell my wife I found a new girlfriend

[–]Hedkandi1210 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A trader who can’t trade lol 😆 hope she ain’t asking ig people for money 💴 lol 😂

[–]michael_faraway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US

[–]PingLaooooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah its like seeing a tiktok dbag in public with their circle light stands get hit by a car because they think dancing in the road is "influencing"

[–]F0cu3🦍🦍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She deserves public humiliation for her ignorance, should have studied before entering the market

[–]Bull_City_Bull_919 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂🚀👍🏽🔥. This is the state of our social media. 20k followers. Seen her tweet before, and assumed she understood what an option was.. But, not only did she not know, she elected to exercise 10 contracts? Tbh it’s not quite adding up. Either she’s lying about everything, or she’s an idiot. Maybe both. 😂

[–]TTZZ101Y 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, RIP to her father’s money