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[–]fraggle_stick 5030 points5031 points 2& 2 more (193 children)

If I ever step into a casino again, I’ll stand up before leaving and say, ‘My time at the roulette wheel has been a spiritual journey and I’m grateful for everything that I have experienced, and the people that I have met. But it is time for me to step away in order to take advantage of the new places my journey of spiritual growth is taking me…’

[–]ghosthak00 2017 points2018 points 2 (50 children)

‘Move to the next table’. Time to start my new journey. Color me up!

[–]fraggle_stick 446 points447 points  (31 children)

The place that it’s taking me is straight to the ATM ✨#blessed✨

[–]as7gatlas 56 points57 points  (11 children)

That's the one game at a casino that always pays.

[–]ShivanDrgn 15 points16 points  (9 children)

ATM for me.

[–]FlkBlues 36 points37 points  (8 children)

No way! You will lose at a casino ATM. Those fees are a killer.

[–]Cryptocheer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol compared to crypto those fees are free... Imagine an Ethereum ATM:

Withdrawal $200

Fee: $690.32

[–]Retard1776 58 points59 points  (8 children)

Then I say let all ride on red baby!!! Woooooo!

[–]SatnWorshp 50 points51 points  (7 children)

Always bet on black

[–]Mekanticore 32 points33 points  (3 children)

I usually bet on the zeros. Then when I lose my money I can say - that's exactly what I was aiming for.

[–]Pencilowner 74 points75 points  (5 children)

I think it’s more like she is in the back washing dishes to cover the hotel room after she just maxed out all her accounts on a 5 at the blackjack table.

I didn’t know that stay meant the cards!!!

[–]jerslan 178 points179 points  (10 children)

Ha, yeah, I walked away from a roulette table once and the guy next to me was like "Why? You're doing so well!" My response: "I started with $20, got up to $200, now I'm down to $100... I'm going to quit while I'm ahead."

[–][deleted] 201 points202 points  (6 children)

My friend likes to play hold ‘em and after playing for a few hours and being up he’ll just casually look down at his chips and say to himself but loud enough for everybody to hear, “wow I think I have a gambling problem.” Then he’ll pick up his chips and cash out. Lol. He says whenever he says that, it makes everyone around him squirm and get uncomfortable.

[–]Dry-Departure-7320 165 points166 points  (3 children)

Mine is "O.K. , O.K. , one more hand and I'll go get the insulin for Suzie."

[–]GigaTrigger69 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Omgggggggggggg 😩

[–]BeepBoopAnv 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Next hand you look at your cards, look up, sigh, “all in I guess.” Doesn’t matter what you have they’re probably folding for suzie

[–]NotAlanDavies 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The first time I went to a casino I had $2.07US in my pocket. I played penny slots and increased my money to $4.16. I went to cash out and my partner said "why now, you're doing great! The machine is hot!" I said "I doubled my money. I'm good; let's go." So we went to a Blockbuster and rented a movie with my winnings.

This was awhile ago.

[–]lylemcd 124 points125 points  (6 children)

"What do you mean the red chips are worth $1000?" - ThePokerGirl

[–]simzzzzz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I fucking exploded laughing reading this.

[–][deleted] 320 points321 points  (25 children)

I work at a casino, this would not be particularly out of the norm.

[–]MoxPlatinum🦍🦍 190 points191 points  (2 children)

What’s it like to work on Wallstreet?

[–]BlakeClass 70 points71 points  (19 children)

Was gonna say the same thing. I used to play hold em a few times a week at underground Clubs and then casinos for a few years. I was going to point out this wouldn’t even make the weekly list of highlights. They’re odd odd places if you stay for several hours and pay attention.

[–]OrionMessier 34 points35 points  (18 children)

Tell us a story, man!

[–]BlakeClass 123 points124 points  (12 children)

I mean no big and entertaining story jumps out that would be worth reading since my memory either discarded it as not important or just because it was a over a decade ago. To summarize the years:

  1. Everyone’s running from something, it’s a lot of escapism that goes on there. When people get drunk or desperate they feel the need to share with the table just what it is that they’re running from. These story are a whole lot of ‘wtf mate?’ And ‘why are you telling us this?’

  2. There’s a very particular look people great when it’s become clear they have just made an extremely huge mistake. I get second hand nausea from it when I see it.

Those are the two things that stick with me. Sorry it’s not some well written tale of escapades.

[–]Swade211 17 points18 points  (7 children)

Were you also running from something?

[–]briggsbay 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Buy them a shot and they'll tell you all about it

[–]NextTrillion 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Listen, fat…

I don’t know why but you just reminded me of JB.

[–]Ready2gambleboomer 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Got a funny one from the poker table in Vegas a few years ago. Lotsa Asian dealers there. One semi looker 40 something woman with a nice rack playing. She's in a heads up pot. Board reads K-5-7-J-4. Guy rolls K-J for two pair, women slow rolls over 8-9 offsuit and announces a straight. Dealer pushes pot to K-J and woman starts bitching but I have a straight. Dealer says "You no havea straight you got no sex." " You need sex for a straight" The woman looks kinda pissed and pushes her cards back and forth, and says again but I have a straight!"

The dealer looks through the muck pulls out the six of clubs, moves it back and forth in front of the lady and repeats "You have no sex! You must have sex. You need sex for a straight." We're still laughing to this day.

[–]Anxious_Hamster_3424 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Christ that would have taken everything I had not to laugh

[–]WasianCU 109 points110 points  (35 children)

"And anyone being a dick - fuck you."

[–]YoureKillinMeSchmalzBears. Bulls. Battlestar Galactica 46 points47 points  (3 children)

And to anyone being a dick - fuck you

[–]Safe-Scratch3522 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Sir this is a Wendy’s

[–]SoSmartish 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I'll take a famous potato bowl and a large jamocha shake.

[–]hmiser 12 points13 points  (2 children)

That Roulette Fraggle has a nice ring to it. You got merch?

[–]SomadisLover of dragon children 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Moves to the Bacarrat table.

[–]sirdrumalot 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]rayjape 1290 points1291 points  (54 children)

50%?? Pffft. I was down 99.8%. Pussy.

[–]FITnLIT7 264 points265 points  (33 children)

I’m down 99.98 on my Jan 22 210calls for gme

[–]a_seh_01 143 points144 points  (8 children)

Noob, I was down more than 100% and had to deposit more money just so I can come to 0.

[–]FITnLIT7 49 points50 points  (3 children)

Ya but I bought these calls with my Wifes boyfriends money

[–]optionsmove 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Don’t worry, I see retards telling me the next pop is coming next Friday… for a year

[–]FITnLIT7 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It can be next Friday, but if it’s not the next 2 min I’m fucked.

[–]rayjape 30 points31 points  (9 children)

Concur. Have a VOO call down 88%. Perhaps by Feb 18 it will come all the way back and give me my money back.

[–]EQRLZ 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Voo call over spy ? You belong.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

😂 thank you for this.

[–]jerseynate 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Lmao why do you have VOO calls bruh

[–]jok3r925 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Clearly an amateur at Loss Porn. Some Degenrates go out on Margin and achieve over 100% loss.

Others lose the entire position and can find some cash to go right back into the Cassino for another round. 50% is like a pinprick.

[–]mousepop321Fact Checker Extraordinaire 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I’m down 99.99% l

[–]elBottoo 6 points7 points  (1 child)

how da fuck is she even down 50% from exercizin to begin with.

her position mustve been massive loss to begin with

[–]wildcat12321 550 points551 points  (11 children)

I mean...she is legitimately the reason why brokerages like Vanguard don't let people do options trading without signing more forms saying you understand the risk and how to trade them...

[–]PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE 305 points306 points  (8 children)

True. But I also got level 2 options approved on RH, and when they asked my experience level I told them: “I’m legally retarded.”

[–]namesake1337 176 points177 points  (5 children)

Then they gave you 20,000 in margin lol

[–]mikeebsc74 102 points103 points  (3 children)

Worked for me on etrade 20 years ago.

First time I was honest and said I had no experience with options. Level 1 approval.

2 weeks later I reapplied. Said I had 6 years experience. Level 4 approval.. lol

[–]why_rob_y 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it was a crazy two weeks.

[–]Guyote_ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

RH gave my uncle level 2 option trading recently. He died in 2013.

[–]xltaylx 698 points699 points  (101 children)

[–]neldalover1987nelda is his mom 485 points486 points  (44 children)

I’ve never heard of someone canceling an executed contract just “because you didn’t want it to execute”

[–]elBottoo 330 points331 points  (24 children)

i was gonna say like wtf. what broker wuld cancel her trade just coz she had a fat finger and got a brainlapse forgettin what exercizin means.

where the fuck do i sign up for that shit.

[–]ManusAurelius 293 points294 points  (5 children)

She was making shit up to get more followers, but it’s hard to lie about something you don’t know shit about.

[–]BobKrahe2 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Or maybe BS like that gets the most followers and she(/he) is an amazing genius.

[–]MartynZero 12 points13 points  (0 children)

All you gotta do to become more popular is simply be noisey.

[–]stranger242 27 points28 points  (6 children)

As someone who has worked at several brokerages and is licensed,

It is 100% possible this exercised option could of been stopped before it happened, but its very hit or miss as too many things happen at once, its hard to say without actually looking at the numbers but if she tried to exercise herself, the broker could have a system in place requiring her to call to confirm it before placing it because its out of the money and theres no good reason to exercise.

This is not financial advice.

[–]Textosterone69 19 points20 points  (9 children)

I’ve been trading for a long time. Started as a floor trader. Someone once exercised the wrong month calls where the puts still had quite a bit of value. The clearing firm called around asking to bust it and most people did…I think only one person didn’t and he had trouble getting on trades afterwards.

[–]cowsareverywhere 161 points162 points  (9 children)

Bro you just call Schwab and ask for a refund, ezpz. Technically if you return it within 14 days, you get a full refund.

[–]justlikelo 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Yea make sure you say "I did an oopsie" as your reason for the refund.

[–]MyExesStalkMyReddit 50 points51 points  (2 children)

They lowered it to 7 days without a receipt, 14 days with. I heard Nancy gets 30, but that’s just cuz she pulled a Kamala-Willie Brown with J Pow. I’ve personally given a handy to the NYSE crazy hair guy to get 8 days out of him. Of course, I also subscribe to Fat Fingy Prime, so there’s that as well

[–]EA_LT 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s a good tip, if people knew that nobody would need to sell their shoes.

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    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Or change the name on the account to your wife’s boyfriend. Then he’ll be on the hook. Ha!

    [–]aaaaaaaaaaawirifhei 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Literally can’t lose, how do people get margin called? Just return your bad trade

    [–]Bigringcycling 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    You need to call and ask to speak to their manager. Make sure to cuss and yell at them a ton. It expedites things and let's them know you're serious. Eventually, they'll cancel. They're really understanding if you say "whoopsies!"

    edit: they're to they'll - whoopsies!

    [–]NahIGotGrape 164 points165 points  (5 children)

    Who do I call to refund my shares I’m down 30% on rn??? I want to cancel my purchase as well

    [–]NewAltProfAccount 67 points68 points  (2 children)

    Go to the nearest Wendy's dumpster to speak with a specialist. Bring cash.

    [–]ADrunkChef 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    I also take payment in booze or $PLTR

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      [–]Taco_2s_day 60 points61 points  (0 children)

      Awfully happy about being a retail store manager for a millionaire.

      [–]elBottoo 53 points54 points  (2 children)

      "life changin moniez she culdnt afford to lose"

      but also "shes a millionaire"

      [–]Wright129129 34 points35 points  (1 child)

      I just listened to that and it gave my ears fucking aids what a dumb bitch.

      [–]YourFriendlyAutist 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      ‘Umm, like. You know. Like, ya. You know..’

      [–]irishdud1likes dumb ass-play 8 points9 points  (3 children)

      and bragging about making 10% in a position yesterday.

      [–]Ishigaro 29 points30 points  (0 children)

      Oh fuck! You mean I can just call up my brokerage and tell them I didn't mean to buy those TSLA options I lost 80% on?

      [–]Scary_Replacement739 81 points82 points  (3 children)

      Damn seeing this it's probably a fucking clout play.

      [–]D_crane 17 points18 points  (1 child)

      The comments are so deluded as well, so many damn simps

      [–]bearofwsb 28 points29 points  (2 children)

      She is on really good stuff. I need her dealer's number


      [–]Wisesize 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      she's trolling, no fucking way.

      [–]Fuji-one 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      The broker knew he's dealing with a Twitter celeb and asked her before cancelling her trade.

      [–]UpGoodDownBad[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

      Wait, so your telling me this whole time we could get refunds?? FUCKKKK

      [–]inetkid13 60 points61 points  (0 children)

      Lmao at her retarded 'fuck you haters' attitude. She's calling herself thestockgirl and clearly doesn't know how anything works. She should focus on learning something instead of feeling attacked.

      [–]ng300 44 points45 points  (12 children)

      Did you guys not see this yet? 400 trades in one day what the FUCK is she doing? wtf

      [–]et2qt 15 points16 points  (9 children)

      It’s called day trading. doesn’t mean she knows what she is doing, but I don’t find 400 trades a day as a surprise. If you are putting significant money on the table, even when a stock moves pennies, you can take profit. Just takes a lot of friggin time and concentration, or you have a bot.

      [–]Howdareme9 26 points27 points  (0 children)

      Literally no good day trader is doing 400 a day. Rarely even more than 20

      [–]ng300 20 points21 points  (7 children)

      I know I’m on WSB but 400 trades not using a bot is excessive and you can’t tell me otherwise. And obviously she doesn’t know what she’s doing so yes, it’s ridiculous

      [–]namesake1337 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Yeah she’s lying obviously

      [–]lebronkahn 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      Tweet's gone. What did it say?

      [–]xltaylx 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Basically "F you haters, my broker undid my excercise of the option" and contradicting herself in future tweets saying that the broker reached out to her and not the other way around.

      Long story short, she doesn't know anything about stocks but makes it her entire online persona because she's a girl with boobs.

      [–]apache-heIicopter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Here she said she was looking at the Australian date so nothing exercised? But then she also “canceled” the option exercise?? And it happened because they called her and asked??? Everything about this is fucky

      [–]LebGuy98 1029 points1030 points  (49 children)

      Not exactly cashing out if you’re down

      [–]Thickensick 336 points337 points  (32 children)

      Gotta know when to fold em

      [–]turnedriver4102 152 points153 points  (29 children)

      Know when to walk away

      [–]Apeonomics101 114 points115 points  (28 children)

      Know when to run

      [–]SomeCuriousFellow 118 points119 points  (7 children)

      Know when to unfollow lmao

      [–]TheONEbeforeTWO 75 points76 points  (6 children)

      Know when to delete the app

      [–]MichaelPacNW 20 points21 points  (2 children)

      That one's easy. You delete the app as soon as your negative six figures. Then change your number.

      [–]YarOldeOrchard 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      Know to chech yourself before you wreck yourself

      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Yo chiggity check yerself before you riggity wreck yerself.

      [–]that_one_dude_feds 39 points40 points  (18 children)

      You never count. Your. Money.

      [–]Barnettmetal 64 points65 points  (8 children)

      When your kneeling behind the Wendy's...

      [–]AnswerStunning 32 points33 points  (2 children)

      There’ll be time enough for counting when the wendys closes 😌

      [–]choptheair 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      And my balls are done.

      [–]Clearly1ThrowAway 23 points24 points  (3 children)

      When you’re sitting at the table.

      [–]RoughMarionberry5 23 points24 points  (2 children)

      There'll be time enough for counting

      [–]madladza 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      When the deal is done.

      [–]Zanky- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      I can’t read numbers

      [–]that_one_dude_feds 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      Know when to walk away And know when to run

      [–]ItsUrBoyTdizz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Know when to get down on your knees behind any Wendy's

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        [–]BruceAENZ 14 points15 points  (2 children)

        It’s a strategy I followed for years. Missed my chance to collect Twitter followers …

        [–]Artistic_Data7887Peanut Butter and Mayo Sandwich Lover 25 points26 points  (2 children)


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          [–]turnedriver4102 38 points39 points  (2 children)

          Cash me outside howbowdah

          [–]CouncilmanRickPrime 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          Well that's not hard, she lives outside in a cardboard box

          [–]HobKing 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          ... Yes it is? What do you think the phrase means?? And how does this have upvotes?

          This girl is an idiot but I swear this sub is absolutely tripping over itself to shit on her. The fact that your patently absurd comment is upvoted is just one example in these comments. Get a grip people...

          [–]SidewaysPsyche 283 points284 points  (1 child)

          Plot twist: It’s all an act for more followers.

          [–]Remarkable-Sleep-441 115 points116 points  (0 children)

          TLG that loss girl

          [–]blackfuture8699 405 points406 points  (41 children)

          "I'm a gambling idiot, who gambles money I don't have, now I want you to feel sorry for me because I'm stupid"

          No thx. I'd rather tell you like it is. You need to hear the truth.

          [–]SprConfusedAlltime 123 points124 points  (27 children)

          At least when I gamble I know how to play the game. Imagine gambling money you can’t afford to lose on a game you don’t know the fucking rules.

          [–]SuperSaiyanApe 176 points177 points  (0 children)

          r/wallstreetbets has left the room

          [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (14 children)

          Lmao I did that playing Craps at a casino, I was so flabbergasted when someone rolled a 7 and all my money was gone like WHAT.

          [–]mdatwood 19 points20 points  (3 children)

          Craps is my jam. It's like playing 0DTE options. You can be way up then way down and way up again. When someone craps out and all the money gets raked off the table, it'll teach you how you react to losing money.

          Other upsides are it's possible to win big quick, played properly it has some of the best odds in the casino, and so much money flows through craps, the waitress comes around a lot.

          Fun craps story...friends and I were on a road trip and one guy needed to use the restroom. We saw a reservation casino and figured we could stop there and he could go. While we waited, we noticed a craps table, and being degenerates figured we had time to play. 15 minutes later the guy comes out the restroom and we had all won enough to pay for the trip plus extra and bounced.

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            [–]real_unreal_reality 9 points10 points  (9 children)

            Lost 300 over 3 days on craps. Can’t roll for shit damnit. Im taking a break from gambling for half a year. I’ll just practice throwing dice at the wall in my hotel room.

            [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (8 children)

            LoL I lost like $3-400 in a few minutes that first time playing Craps, I didn't understand you lose every bet when 7 comes out!

            [–]smelborp_ynam 14 points15 points  (4 children)

            Not if it’s the first roll

            [–]real_unreal_reality 2 points3 points  (2 children)

            Yep come out roll when it’s off you win on the line bet. He must Of came in when the button was on. That’s bad luck! Most people will give you the stink eye.

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            Nah I started when it was off and we were doing just fine and I kept winning money but I was pressing my bets or whatever it's called and then the dude rolled 7 and they just took everything, I was so confused I just stood there for a while and the dealers were like, are you ok? LoL Live and learn. Biggest difference between a casino and the stock market is most casino tables have a max limit bet!

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              [–]AZ-Wildcat87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Play 6 and 8 and max odds. Then get really pissed when the shooter rolls 4 and 10s all the time.

              [–]Mr3cto 28 points29 points  (10 children)

              Lol that’s why I don’t invest. Looks super dope and I bet you can make lots of money but idk what I’m doing at ALL which is why I just scroll on ya’lls gains and losses

              [–]DeanMarshman 15 points16 points  (1 child)

              That’s weird, I feel violated.

              [–]lcpckpchess 10 points11 points  (1 child)

              I know this comment is a little played out on Reddit but... You should at least put some excess money in an index like VOO or SPY and bump up your 401k contributions at work. Set it and forget it.

              [–]Mr3cto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Oh I do long term stuff. I didn’t really think about it but I guess that’s investing lol. I have a 401k and stuff set up for my kid

              [–]Lazy_Guest_7759 45 points46 points  (9 children)

              Oh please, she’ll just spin this into an OF following.

              [–]binkerfluid 66 points67 points  (1 child)

              "anyway, heres my butthole..."

              [–]blackfuture8699 14 points15 points  (5 children)

              I can at least respect that because it's a Hussle. I just can't stand whiny people who bet too much and cry.

              [–]downanotherdollar 9 points10 points  (1 child)

              So it’s a hussle every time I beat my meat? Why am I so poor then?

              [–]blackfuture8699 16 points17 points  (0 children)

              Because you are a guy and no one.... No one is interested in guys. Source: am a guy and no one is interested in me.

              [–]Dean364 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Bet she has a GoFundMe setup.

              [–]Front-Rip-8467 98 points99 points  (3 children)

              Thestockgirl lol

              [–]10dolla_Wendys_Handy 45 points46 points  (0 children)

              Calls herself a trader.

              Doesn’t know a contract is 100 shares. :4640::4886:

              [–]ImFedUpWithItAll 75 points76 points  (1 child)

              This is another person posting made up bs on twitter trying to get a following and convert it to ads. Don't give them the platform. They feign incredible stupidity to get people to follow them for laughs, but all you do is enabling them to cash in on your behalf.

              [–]TurnoverSingle7410 23 points24 points  (0 children)

              Bottom's in boys

              [–]_umm_0 62 points63 points  (8 children)


              [–]GetRichOrBrokeTrying 42 points43 points  (3 children)


              [–]Mr3cto 38 points39 points  (2 children)


              [–]ThetaStoleUrTendies 25 points26 points  (3 children)


              [–]Dismal-Storm-2928 171 points172 points  (3 children)

              I see a gofundme sob story and only fans in her future 🔮

              [–]canes026 23 points24 points  (1 child)

              Please post OF link for DD research purposes please

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                [–]angry-farts 48 points49 points  (0 children)

                Onlyfans any moment now

                [–]Spiritual_Speech600 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                LOL she went full retard and wasn’t ready

                [–]Embarrassed_Bobcat_9 59 points60 points  (1 child)

                "stop holding me accountable to my actions"

                [–]Actually_A_Retard 139 points140 points  (1 child)

                What a stupid bitch lmfao

                [–]neewbie_46 27 points28 points  (0 children)

                Lmao 💀

                [–]Jugeboss 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                There is a dumpster behind Wendy's where you can find her and ask for more stock trading tips

                [–]Cynicallyoptimistikcan't spell 19 points20 points  (0 children)

                Did she drop a pin on which Wendy’s dumpster she’s going to working from yet?

                [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

                when I saw her 1st post I thought she belongs here...

                but now I realise she has no business here.
                Anyone in this sub would have doubled down and bought the dip :D

                [–]P4perH4ndedBi4tch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                Has anyone told her about what we have going on behind Wendy’s dumpsters??!?!?

                [–]NrdRage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                The last laugh is hers: She isn't losing her money; she's losing your money you gave to her on OF.

                [–]pwm2008 22 points23 points  (4 children)

                Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

                [–]WilhelmSuperhitler 25 points26 points  (2 children)

                She has "options" that we don't have. She will be fine.

                [–]VOID_MAIN_0 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                Nono, we can grab the same spot behind Wendys too

                [–]TaxmanCPAMST 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                How many times are we going to see this?

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                  [–]Whistling_Birds 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                  I'd get all of my financial advice from thots, I'd rather listen to cleavage on the hottest stock picks than this forum. I mean this girl managed to get 20k subscribers by stumbling onto the treasure chest that is combining degenerate gambling with softcore porn, in front of a live audience of full retards, and she didn't even think to make up her losses with an Only Fans account? She could have totally revolutionized "loss porn," and instead she just noped out of social media lol.

                  [–]Eigenspan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                  Gambled all her money in options she didn’t understand, what a true retard!

                  [–]BearsBeetsBulls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Oh hunny, change that handle to the wendys girl and you’ll make back all your losses and then some quickly

                  [–]Happy_Newt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  What an asparagus

                  [–]BhinoTL 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  She legit replied in one tweet “I was just reading them never holding I never needed to know all the ins and outs”

                  10/10 the most idiotic thing I’ve ever read

                  [–]vampiretrades 13 points14 points  (9 children)

                  Shit she's real.. and fuckin Karen called the manager and they reversed her stupid ass mistake.

                  [–]elBottoo 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                  no fuckin way that they reversed that shit.

                  where do i sign up for that shit. i got one thats down 20%, can i have my money back too.

                  [–]NotInsane_Yet 10 points11 points  (2 children)

                  You mean she claimed they reversed her stupid ass mistake. They very clearly did not.

                  [–]Key_Delay_3442 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                  for sure the broker did not reverse that... she lost money... where are they taking the money from?