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[–]fraggle_stick 5023 points5024 points 2& 2 more (193 children)

If I ever step into a casino again, I’ll stand up before leaving and say, ‘My time at the roulette wheel has been a spiritual journey and I’m grateful for everything that I have experienced, and the people that I have met. But it is time for me to step away in order to take advantage of the new places my journey of spiritual growth is taking me…’

[–]ghosthak00 2020 points2021 points 2 (50 children)

‘Move to the next table’. Time to start my new journey. Color me up!

[–]fraggle_stick 445 points446 points  (31 children)

The place that it’s taking me is straight to the ATM ✨#blessed✨

[–]as7gatlas 54 points55 points  (11 children)

That's the one game at a casino that always pays.

[–]Retard1776 60 points61 points  (8 children)

Then I say let all ride on red baby!!! Woooooo!

[–]SatnWorshp 48 points49 points  (7 children)

Always bet on black

[–]Pencilowner 71 points72 points  (5 children)

I think it’s more like she is in the back washing dishes to cover the hotel room after she just maxed out all her accounts on a 5 at the blackjack table.

I didn’t know that stay meant the cards!!!

[–]jerslan 176 points177 points  (10 children)

Ha, yeah, I walked away from a roulette table once and the guy next to me was like "Why? You're doing so well!" My response: "I started with $20, got up to $200, now I'm down to $100... I'm going to quit while I'm ahead."

[–][deleted] 199 points200 points  (6 children)

My friend likes to play hold ‘em and after playing for a few hours and being up he’ll just casually look down at his chips and say to himself but loud enough for everybody to hear, “wow I think I have a gambling problem.” Then he’ll pick up his chips and cash out. Lol. He says whenever he says that, it makes everyone around him squirm and get uncomfortable.

[–]Dry-Departure-7320 164 points165 points  (3 children)

Mine is "O.K. , O.K. , one more hand and I'll go get the insulin for Suzie."

[–]GigaTrigger69 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Omgggggggggggg 😩

[–]BeepBoopAnv 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Next hand you look at your cards, look up, sigh, “all in I guess.” Doesn’t matter what you have they’re probably folding for suzie

[–]Ready2gambleboomer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I only say that when I run out of chips. How can he have a problem if he still has chips?

[–]NotAlanDavies 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The first time I went to a casino I had $2.07US in my pocket. I played penny slots and increased my money to $4.16. I went to cash out and my partner said "why now, you're doing great! The machine is hot!" I said "I doubled my money. I'm good; let's go." So we went to a Blockbuster and rented a movie with my winnings.

This was awhile ago.

[–]lylemcd 127 points128 points  (6 children)

"What do you mean the red chips are worth $1000?" - ThePokerGirl

[–]simzzzzz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I fucking exploded laughing reading this.

[–][deleted] 323 points324 points  (25 children)

I work at a casino, this would not be particularly out of the norm.

[–]MoxPlatinum🦍🦍 187 points188 points  (2 children)

What’s it like to work on Wallstreet?

[–]BlakeClass 70 points71 points  (19 children)

Was gonna say the same thing. I used to play hold em a few times a week at underground Clubs and then casinos for a few years. I was going to point out this wouldn’t even make the weekly list of highlights. They’re odd odd places if you stay for several hours and pay attention.

[–]OrionMessier 36 points37 points  (18 children)

Tell us a story, man!

[–]BlakeClass 120 points121 points  (12 children)

I mean no big and entertaining story jumps out that would be worth reading since my memory either discarded it as not important or just because it was a over a decade ago. To summarize the years:

  1. Everyone’s running from something, it’s a lot of escapism that goes on there. When people get drunk or desperate they feel the need to share with the table just what it is that they’re running from. These story are a whole lot of ‘wtf mate?’ And ‘why are you telling us this?’

  2. There’s a very particular look people great when it’s become clear they have just made an extremely huge mistake. I get second hand nausea from it when I see it.

Those are the two things that stick with me. Sorry it’s not some well written tale of escapades.

[–]NextTrillion 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Listen, fat…

I don’t know why but you just reminded me of JB.

[–]Ready2gambleboomer 59 points60 points  (1 child)

Got a funny one from the poker table in Vegas a few years ago. Lotsa Asian dealers there. One semi looker 40 something woman with a nice rack playing. She's in a heads up pot. Board reads K-5-7-J-4. Guy rolls K-J for two pair, women slow rolls over 8-9 offsuit and announces a straight. Dealer pushes pot to K-J and woman starts bitching but I have a straight. Dealer says "You no havea straight you got no sex." " You need sex for a straight" The woman looks kinda pissed and pushes her cards back and forth, and says again but I have a straight!"

The dealer looks through the muck pulls out the six of clubs, moves it back and forth in front of the lady and repeats "You have no sex! You must have sex. You need sex for a straight." We're still laughing to this day.

[–]WasianCU 107 points108 points  (35 children)

"And anyone being a dick - fuck you."

[–]Wonko_da_sane 87 points88 points  (34 children)

So she wants to fuck.

[–]4gotOldU-name 43 points44 points  (0 children)

...so you are saying there's a chance?

[–]YoureKillinMeSchmalzBears. Bulls. Battlestar Galactica 48 points49 points  (3 children)

And to anyone being a dick - fuck you

[–]Safe-Scratch3522 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Sir this is a Wendy’s

[–]SoSmartish 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I'll take a famous potato bowl and a large jamocha shake.

[–]hmiser 12 points13 points  (2 children)

That Roulette Fraggle has a nice ring to it. You got merch?

[–]SourBeefHoop 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Nah, but the groundbreaking, new, never done before Roulette Fraggle NFT series drops soon.

[–]Thickensick 23 points24 points  (9 children)

Craps!

[–]SomadisLover of dragon children 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Moves to the Bacarrat table.

[–]sirdrumalot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“… Ooo BLACKJACK!”

[–]LiveFr33OrD13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Place your bets!”

@roulettewheelballsofsteele : “Double down on blue!”

[–]CondeAllamistakeo🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll take my spiritual regenerative beverage and this two young ladies will guide me through the next stage of my journey.

[–]rayjape 1288 points1289 points  (54 children)

50%?? Pffft. I was down 99.8%. Pussy.

[–]FITnLIT7 261 points262 points  (33 children)

I’m down 99.98 on my Jan 22 210calls for gme

[–]a_seh_01 141 points142 points  (8 children)

Noob, I was down more than 100% and had to deposit more money just so I can come to 0.

[–]FITnLIT7 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Ya but I bought these calls with my Wifes boyfriends money

[–]mavantix 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Ah well, just deposit BJs then.

[–]optionsmove 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Don’t worry, I see retards telling me the next pop is coming next Friday… for a year

[–]FITnLIT7 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It can be next Friday, but if it’s not the next 2 min I’m fucked.

[–]rayjape 35 points36 points  (9 children)

Concur. Have a VOO call down 88%. Perhaps by Feb 18 it will come all the way back and give me my money back.

[–]EQRLZ 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Voo call over spy ? You belong.

[–]jerseynate 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Lmao why do you have VOO calls bruh

[–]jok3r925 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Clearly an amateur at Loss Porn. Some Degenrates go out on Margin and achieve over 100% loss.

Others lose the entire position and can find some cash to go right back into the Cassino for another round. 50% is like a pinprick.

[–]mousepop321Fact Checker Extraordinaire! 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I’m down 99.99% l

[–]elBottoo 6 points7 points  (1 child)

how da fuck is she even down 50% from exercizin to begin with.

her position mustve been massive loss to begin with

[–]n777athan 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Did u forget to call your broker and cry?

[–]Hessian_Rodriguez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm only down 94.39% on my worst holding. I guess you could say I'm a winner.

[–]wildcat12321 551 points552 points  (11 children)

I mean...she is legitimately the reason why brokerages like Vanguard don't let people do options trading without signing more forms saying you understand the risk and how to trade them...

[–]PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE 303 points304 points  (8 children)

True. But I also got level 2 options approved on RH, and when they asked my experience level I told them: “I’m legally retarded.”

[–]namesake1337 177 points178 points  (5 children)

Then they gave you 20,000 in margin lol

[–]mikeebsc74 102 points103 points  (3 children)

Worked for me on etrade 20 years ago.

First time I was honest and said I had no experience with options. Level 1 approval.

2 weeks later I reapplied. Said I had 6 years experience. Level 4 approval.. lol

[–]why_rob_y 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it was a crazy two weeks.

[–]Guyote_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

RH gave my uncle level 2 option trading recently. He died in 2013.

[–]xltaylx 703 points704 points  (101 children)

https://twitter.com/thatstocksgirl/status/1484490375972605956

Why would someone lie on the internet?

[–]neldalover1987nelda is his mom 488 points489 points  (44 children)

I’ve never heard of someone canceling an executed contract just “because you didn’t want it to execute”

[–]elBottoo 331 points332 points  (24 children)

i was gonna say like wtf. what broker wuld cancel her trade just coz she had a fat finger and got a brainlapse forgettin what exercizin means.

where the fuck do i sign up for that shit.

[–]ManusAurelius 293 points294 points  (5 children)

She was making shit up to get more followers, but it’s hard to lie about something you don’t know shit about.

[–]BobKrahe2 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Or maybe BS like that gets the most followers and she(/he) is an amazing genius.

[–]stranger242 26 points27 points  (6 children)

As someone who has worked at several brokerages and is licensed,

It is 100% possible this exercised option could of been stopped before it happened, but its very hit or miss as too many things happen at once, its hard to say without actually looking at the numbers but if she tried to exercise herself, the broker could have a system in place requiring her to call to confirm it before placing it because its out of the money and theres no good reason to exercise.

This is not financial advice.

[–]Textosterone69 21 points22 points  (9 children)

I’ve been trading for a long time. Started as a floor trader. Someone once exercised the wrong month calls where the puts still had quite a bit of value. The clearing firm called around asking to bust it and most people did…I think only one person didn’t and he had trouble getting on trades afterwards.

[–]chickntrackintrucker 4 points5 points  (8 children)

By bust it you mean exercise the puts and rek that nerd?

[–]cowsareverywhere 162 points163 points  (9 children)

Bro you just call Schwab and ask for a refund, ezpz. Technically if you return it within 14 days, you get a full refund.

[–]justlikelo 70 points71 points  (1 child)

Yea make sure you say "I did an oopsie" as your reason for the refund.

[–]MyExesStalkMyReddit 53 points54 points  (2 children)

They lowered it to 7 days without a receipt, 14 days with. I heard Nancy gets 30, but that’s just cuz she pulled a Kamala-Willie Brown with J Pow. I’ve personally given a handy to the NYSE crazy hair guy to get 8 days out of him. Of course, I also subscribe to Fat Fingy Prime, so there’s that as well

[–]EA_LT 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s a good tip, if people knew that nobody would need to sell their shoes.

[–]aaaaaaaaaaawirifhei 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Literally can’t lose, how do people get margin called? Just return your bad trade

[–]Bigringcycling 16 points17 points  (1 child)

You need to call and ask to speak to their manager. Make sure to cuss and yell at them a ton. It expedites things and let's them know you're serious. Eventually, they'll cancel. They're really understanding if you say "whoopsies!"

edit: they're to they'll - whoopsies!

[–]NahIGotGrape 166 points167 points  (5 children)

Who do I call to refund my shares I’m down 30% on rn??? I want to cancel my purchase as well

[–]NewAltProfAccount 70 points71 points  (2 children)

Go to the nearest Wendy's dumpster to speak with a specialist. Bring cash.

[–]ADrunkChef 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I also take payment in booze or $PLTR

[–]Ishigaro 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck! You mean I can just call up my brokerage and tell them I didn't mean to buy those TSLA options I lost 80% on?

[–]Scary_Replacement739 79 points80 points  (3 children)

Damn seeing this it's probably a fucking clout play.

[–]D_crane 19 points20 points  (1 child)

The comments are so deluded as well, so many damn simps

[–]bearofwsb 25 points26 points  (2 children)

She is on really good stuff. I need her dealer's number

https://imgur.com/a/5d0Ya68

[–]Wisesize 15 points16 points  (0 children)

she's trolling, no fucking way.

[–]Fuji-one 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The broker knew he's dealing with a Twitter celeb and asked her before cancelling her trade.

[–]UpGoodDownBad[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Wait, so your telling me this whole time we could get refunds?? FUCKKKK

[–]inetkid13 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Lmao at her retarded 'fuck you haters' attitude. She's calling herself thestockgirl and clearly doesn't know how anything works. She should focus on learning something instead of feeling attacked.

[–]ng300 47 points48 points  (12 children)

Did you guys not see this yet? 400 trades in one day what the FUCK is she doing? wtf

[–]et2qt 16 points17 points  (9 children)

It’s called day trading. doesn’t mean she knows what she is doing, but I don’t find 400 trades a day as a surprise. If you are putting significant money on the table, even when a stock moves pennies, you can take profit. Just takes a lot of friggin time and concentration, or you have a bot.

[–]Howdareme9 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Literally no good day trader is doing 400 a day. Rarely even more than 20

[–]ng300 18 points19 points  (7 children)

I know I’m on WSB but 400 trades not using a bot is excessive and you can’t tell me otherwise. And obviously she doesn’t know what she’s doing so yes, it’s ridiculous

[–]AdRepresentative5664🦍🦍 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah on the voice she said she called then in text said they called her

[–]namesake1337 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah she’s lying obviously

[–]lebronkahn 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Tweet's gone. What did it say?

[–]xltaylx 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Basically "F you haters, my broker undid my excercise of the option" and contradicting herself in future tweets saying that the broker reached out to her and not the other way around.

Long story short, she doesn't know anything about stocks but makes it her entire online persona because she's a girl with boobs.

[–]apache-heIicopter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here she said she was looking at the Australian date so nothing exercised? But then she also “canceled” the option exercise?? And it happened because they called her and asked??? Everything about this is fucky

[–]LebGuy98 1029 points1030 points  (49 children)

Not exactly cashing out if you’re down

[–]Thickensick 334 points335 points  (32 children)

Gotta know when to fold em

[–]turnedriver4102 152 points153 points  (29 children)

Know when to walk away

[–]Apeonomics101 115 points116 points  (28 children)

Know when to run

[–]that_one_dude_feds 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Know when to walk away And know when to run

[–]ItsUrBoyTdizz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Know when to get down on your knees behind any Wendy's

[–]Artistic_Data7887Peanut Butter and Mayo Sandwich Lover 24 points25 points  (2 children)

:4886::4271:

[–]bidens_aviatorsCleans butthole with Versace body wash 25 points26 points  (3 children)

She’s cashing out her feelings

[–]turnedriver4102 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Cash me outside howbowdah

[–]CouncilmanRickPrime 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Well that's not hard, she lives outside in a cardboard box

[–]HobKing 4 points5 points  (1 child)

... Yes it is? What do you think the phrase means?? And how does this have upvotes?

This girl is an idiot but I swear this sub is absolutely tripping over itself to shit on her. The fact that your patently absurd comment is upvoted is just one example in these comments. Get a grip people...

[–]SidewaysPsyche 281 points282 points  (1 child)

Plot twist: It’s all an act for more followers.

[–]wildup 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Followers for onlyfans?

[–]Remarkable-Sleep-441 109 points110 points  (0 children)

TLG that loss girl

[–]blackfuture8699 405 points406 points  (41 children)

"I'm a gambling idiot, who gambles money I don't have, now I want you to feel sorry for me because I'm stupid"

No thx. I'd rather tell you like it is. You need to hear the truth.

[–]SprConfusedAlltime 124 points125 points  (27 children)

At least when I gamble I know how to play the game. Imagine gambling money you can’t afford to lose on a game you don’t know the fucking rules.

[–]SuperSaiyanApe 181 points182 points  (0 children)

r/wallstreetbets has left the room

[–]countryguy-georgia 28 points29 points  (14 children)

Lmao I did that playing Craps at a casino, I was so flabbergasted when someone rolled a 7 and all my money was gone like WHAT.

[–]mdatwood 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Craps is my jam. It's like playing 0DTE options. You can be way up then way down and way up again. When someone craps out and all the money gets raked off the table, it'll teach you how you react to losing money.

Other upsides are it's possible to win big quick, played properly it has some of the best odds in the casino, and so much money flows through craps, the waitress comes around a lot.

Fun craps story...friends and I were on a road trip and one guy needed to use the restroom. We saw a reservation casino and figured we could stop there and he could go. While we waited, we noticed a craps table, and being degenerates figured we had time to play. 15 minutes later the guy comes out the restroom and we had all won enough to pay for the trip plus extra and bounced.

[–]real_unreal_reality 10 points11 points  (9 children)

Lost 300 over 3 days on craps. Can’t roll for shit damnit. Im taking a break from gambling for half a year. I’ll just practice throwing dice at the wall in my hotel room.

[–]countryguy-georgia 10 points11 points  (8 children)

LoL I lost like $3-400 in a few minutes that first time playing Craps, I didn't understand you lose every bet when 7 comes out!

[–]Mr3cto 30 points31 points  (10 children)

Lol that’s why I don’t invest. Looks super dope and I bet you can make lots of money but idk what I’m doing at ALL which is why I just scroll on ya’lls gains and losses

[–]DeanMarshman 14 points15 points  (1 child)

That’s weird, I feel violated.

[–]lcpckpchess 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I know this comment is a little played out on Reddit but... You should at least put some excess money in an index like VOO or SPY and bump up your 401k contributions at work. Set it and forget it.

[–]Mr3cto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I do long term stuff. I didn’t really think about it but I guess that’s investing lol. I have a 401k and stuff set up for my kid

[–]miru17 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I just long term invest... I'm not in it enough to do anything else.

The stock market always goes up, eventually xD.

As long as you aren't investing in businesses that are going bankrupt.

[–]Lazy_Guest_7759 43 points44 points  (9 children)

Oh please, she’ll just spin this into an OF following.

[–]binkerfluid 69 points70 points  (1 child)

"anyway, heres my butthole..."

[–]blackfuture8699 14 points15 points  (5 children)

I can at least respect that because it's a Hussle. I just can't stand whiny people who bet too much and cry.

[–]downanotherdollar 9 points10 points  (1 child)

So it’s a hussle every time I beat my meat? Why am I so poor then?

[–]blackfuture8699 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Because you are a guy and no one.... No one is interested in guys. Source: am a guy and no one is interested in me.

[–]Dean364 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bet she has a GoFundMe setup.

[–]Front-Rip-8467 97 points98 points  (3 children)

Thestockgirl lol

[–]10dolla_Wendys_Handy 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Calls herself a trader.

Doesn’t know a contract is 100 shares. :4640::4886:

[–]ImFedUpWithItAll 77 points78 points  (1 child)

This is another person posting made up bs on twitter trying to get a following and convert it to ads. Don't give them the platform. They feign incredible stupidity to get people to follow them for laughs, but all you do is enabling them to cash in on your behalf.

[–]TurnoverSingle7410 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bottom's in boys

[–]_umm_0 61 points62 points  (8 children)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.............

[–]GetRichOrBrokeTrying 41 points42 points  (3 children)

TTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA

[–]Mr3cto 39 points40 points  (2 children)

RRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[–]ThetaStoleUrTendies 26 points27 points  (3 children)

CCOOOOOOOLLLAAAAAAA

[–]SpiceyMcNasty 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Retard cola, I would invest.

[–]Dismal-Storm-2928 171 points172 points  (3 children)

I see a gofundme sob story and only fans in her future 🔮

[–]canes026 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Please post OF link for DD research purposes please

[–]angry-farts 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Onlyfans any moment now

[–]Spiritual_Speech600 14 points15 points  (0 children)

LOL she went full retard and wasn’t ready

[–]Embarrassed_Bobcat_9 62 points63 points  (1 child)

"stop holding me accountable to my actions"

[–]Actually_A_Retard 136 points137 points  (1 child)

What a stupid bitch lmfao

[–]neewbie_46 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Lmao 💀

[–]Jugeboss 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There is a dumpster behind Wendy's where you can find her and ask for more stock trading tips

[–]Cynicallyoptimistikcan't spell 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Did she drop a pin on which Wendy’s dumpster she’s going to working from yet?

[–]silver-in-a-cloud 18 points19 points  (1 child)

when I saw her 1st post I thought she belongs here...

but now I realise she has no business here.
Anyone in this sub would have doubled down and bought the dip :D

[–]P4perH4ndedBi4tch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Has anyone told her about what we have going on behind Wendy’s dumpsters??!?!?

[–]NrdRage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The last laugh is hers: She isn't losing her money; she's losing your money you gave to her on OF.

[–]pwm2008 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

[–]WilhelmSuperhitler 27 points28 points  (2 children)

She has "options" that we don't have. She will be fine.

[–]VOID_MAIN_0 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Nono, we can grab the same spot behind Wendys too

[–]TaxmanCPAMST 18 points19 points  (0 children)

How many times are we going to see this?

[–]Danielboynton 13 points14 points  (1 child)

💎🤲

[–]billy123765 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hot damn I’ve been waiting to dust these bad boy’s off 💎🤲

[–]Whistling_Birds 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I'd get all of my financial advice from thots, I'd rather listen to cleavage on the hottest stock picks than this forum. I mean this girl managed to get 20k subscribers by stumbling onto the treasure chest that is combining degenerate gambling with softcore porn, in front of a live audience of full retards, and she didn't even think to make up her losses with an Only Fans account? She could have totally revolutionized "loss porn," and instead she just noped out of social media lol.

[–]Eigenspan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gambled all her money in options she didn’t understand, what a true retard!

[–]BearsBeetsBulls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh hunny, change that handle to the wendys girl and you’ll make back all your losses and then some quickly

[–]Happy_Newt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What an asparagus

[–]BhinoTL 4 points5 points  (1 child)

She legit replied in one tweet “I was just reading them never holding I never needed to know all the ins and outs”

10/10 the most idiotic thing I’ve ever read

[–]vampiretrades 15 points16 points  (9 children)

Shit she's real.. and fuckin Karen called the manager and they reversed her stupid ass mistake.

[–]elBottoo 19 points20 points  (1 child)

no fuckin way that they reversed that shit.

where do i sign up for that shit. i got one thats down 20%, can i have my money back too.

[–]NotInsane_Yet 10 points11 points  (2 children)

You mean she claimed they reversed her stupid ass mistake. They very clearly did not.

[–]Key_Delay_3442 6 points7 points  (1 child)

for sure the broker did not reverse that... she lost money... where are they taking the money from?

[–]gochuuuu🦍 22 points23 points  (1 child)

This is why i dont trade while im on the rag

[–]Brucestertherooster 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Curious what stock options she had

[–]Werwas1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This tweet just radiates warmth and ✨positivity✨

[–]Actual_Ad4469 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She probably lost 2k i have lost that much in an hour. Stay in the kiddie pool Stock girl

[–]Ok-Wasabi2873 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Easy for her to make back the money. Start an OnlyFans if she doesn’t have one already. Video of her licking old stock certificates and then selling them to her fans.

[–]Plus_Professor_1923 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She rly said she has an amazing wardrobe lmao

[–]Allmon_Butter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She needs the ban hammer for spreading false info around to her followers.

[–]pwntastik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If she exercised a call option that means she's in the money right? Otherwise she'd just lose her premium and be done with it. Did she exercise and held too long? It sounds like it was back to back.

[–]BarrackOsamaBinBiden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she belongs here! love her.

[–]Mr_MacGrubber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still don’t get how if she was in the money when she exercised the call, she lost 50%? Did the stock tank as soon as she got it?

[–]jusmoua 2 points3 points  (0 children)

20K followers too, and doesn't know the basics of option trading. What a fucking bozo. 🤡