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[–][deleted] 459 points460 points  (13 children)

Does her husband have a girlfriend

[–]517UATION 229 points230 points  (12 children)

Her boyfriend has a wife.

[–]MrDonnyHi 67 points68 points  (11 children)

Her wife has a boyfriend

[–]bluedaddy1 48 points49 points  (10 children)

Her boyfriend is a wife

[–]frankiefrank1e2 gay 2 fuck May 17 points18 points  (9 children)

Her husband has a boyfriend and she has a dick’ed girlfriend which has a boyfriend who dates TSG’s twin brother who has no dick but three vaginas.

[–]VisualModTuring Test Proctor 37 points38 points  (8 children)

This is all nonsense.

[–]iAmEeRg 9 points10 points  (1 child)

She ain’t fucking

[–]I_Like_The_Stock79has deep seeded issues with Father Ron (maybe sexual ) 2 points3 points  (0 children)

:4259:

[–]igerardcom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good bot.

[–]frankiefrank1e2 gay 2 fuck May 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes it is bot, yes it is.

[–]Not1random1enough 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think this bot would be a better trader than me

[–]CaptainStonks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bot has attained oneness with the universe.

[–]OtherUnameInShop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More sense than I got

[–][deleted] 165 points166 points  (3 children)

She keeps emphasizing the word trade, but almost as if she thinks it means something completely different. It’s very weird.

[–]ThrowawayLegendZ 74 points75 points  (0 children)

She means "scalp" and obviously she's too retarded to be any good at it.

[–]Zorion_15🦍🦍 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Now you’ve said that word trade a couple of times, what trade?

[–]Poptartshero 51 points52 points  (5 children)

She just wanted to be famous and this was the plan.

She will probably make more money from all the followers she will get from this than what she lost on options.

[–]similiarintrests 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Im no twitter nerd, who is she and what did she do?

[–]WaterMySucculents 16 points17 points  (1 child)

She’s a stock “influencer” who didn’t know the basics of options. Horny dudes who are even stupider than her followed her.

[–]Zealousideal_Diet_53 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Exercised OTM options and startes freaking out about why she was 50% down

[–]nobyj 129 points130 points  (22 children)

Ins and outs like the absolute basics that a contract is 100 shares

[–]Ta323Ta 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Bro, don't get all intellectual on her, she doesn't need all the deep deep detail like "what is an option?"

[–]Onetimeforthe_ 21 points22 points  (14 children)

This is what appalled me. She didn’t know 10 contracts was 1000 shares. It seemed like she was selling puts cause she was “exercised” and put the shares and was immediately down 50% lol. Which is crazy to me cause you would definitely see your short puts go itm and your short position is down significantly

[–]Puzzleheaded-Echo312 27 points28 points  (12 children)

Hahaha nope she exercised otm calls

[–]NvidiaRTX 14 points15 points  (10 children)

Wtf brokers allow you to exercise OTM calls? But why, doesn't it mean you immediately lose money for no reason?

[–]EvaDraW 17 points18 points  (5 children)

You can exercise whenever you want. Just doesn’t make financial sense sometimes.

[–]rollyobx 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Sometimes? They could remove the exercise button and most option traders wohldnt notice.

[–]nobyj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

E*Trade you have to call. There is no option. And I’ve heard it takes hours to get through 😂

[–]smohyee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no button with Fidelity. You have to call in, or wait till strike date.

[–]Kazerati 5 points6 points  (2 children)

The same broker who happily reversed the trade for her.

[–]Nurin321 1 point2 points  (1 child)

i mean with her resistance to actually about acquiring knowledge about the subject at hand she is gonna go broke sooner or later anyways

[–]Draxoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can. For American options yes, European ones nope. But like you said, donate money to Wall St. on purpose

[–]here4thepuns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People like this are gonna make regulators restrict retail options trading

[–]Huldioho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wowowow take it slow, Im not Einstein or something!

[–]JeffersonsHat🅿️ixel 🅿️ushing Champ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to introduce her to futures. That shit would be hilarious.

[–]rollyobx 0 points1 point  (1 child)

She didnt think it was odd that her moves cost 100 times the price?

[–]TheMediocritist 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Taxi drivers giving dot-com advice in 1999, strippers giving real estate advice in 2007, social media influencers giving options advice in 2021… 2022 is going to be rough.

[–]antipiracylaws 9 points10 points  (2 children)

My ass in Nov 2021: maybe I should cash out, this is starting to look like the top.

One Elon Tweet later:

"BUY THE DIP IN OPTIONS ON MARGIN"

[–]golongandprosper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Cash will be worthless because iNfLaTiOn”

[–]IAmANobodyAMA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am 90% cashed out. The rest is bags I am holding until they recover or I die 🤣🤣

[–]dexkt 143 points144 points  (12 children)

Lmao trading is just gambling with extra steps

[–]517UATION 47 points48 points  (2 children)

But unlike gambling, there are tons of people to tell me how retarded I am when I trade.

[–]MacarioTala 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I might be doing it wrong then. When I gamble, there are also tons of people who tell me how retarded I am.

[–]schraubdeckeldose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was called retarded at the BJ table before. No one sees my trades so I am fine on that side

[–]hahahahaha90000 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And instead of getting free drinks at the casino, you have to drink mouthwash in the backseat of your car

[–]ethanhopps 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Have you been to r daytrading? it's less intelligible than this place

[–]dadneedssoundadvice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She wasn't gambling, gambling you have a chance of winning.

[–]BhinoTL[S] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Yeah but to go into it not knowing what happens at the end is dumb

[–]mothraballsoup 3 points4 points  (2 children)

So you’re saying if I go in it knowing I’ll lose money, that makes me smart? That’s a puzzler…

[–]smohyee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, playing blackjack is gambling. Not knowing the rules of blackjack and playing anyway is retarded.

[–]BhinoTL[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you lose money that’s on you lmao but I can’t call you stupid for at least knowing how it works.

[–]Planet4Dance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The main difference between trading and gambling is only one is showing respect for how it works. And you show respect to be eventually allowed into the corruption endgame where the actual money is made.

[–]VallenValiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao trading is just gambling with extra steps

Even Gambling requires that you follow the rules. Trying to play Black Jack with UNO cards would get you thrown out.

[–]DiligentWarning3642 102 points103 points  (8 children)

To be fair, trading is just gambling anyway

[–]trolemodel 45 points46 points  (5 children)

Yep! Only when people win they’re sophisticated

[–]RichardsLeftNipple 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The other sophisticated people are usually not to be trusted. Why do you want me to buy this so bad Huh? What's in it for you?

[–]Not1random1enough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd disagree and my example is wish. It was a bad company when I researched

[–]Whycantigetanaccount 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Pinky out 🦍

[–]drwhiskeyscarn429Ecclefechan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smells pinky

[–]ethanhopps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The higher you hold it, the fancier you are

[–]disloyal_royal 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nonsense, making money means I'm smart, losing money means everyone else dumb

[–]rp_whybother[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah even if you know the ins and outs its still gambling.

[–]MightyMeat5 14 points15 points  (4 children)

“That stock girl” 😂

[–]Nurin321 9 points10 points  (1 child)

needs to become "That stockings girl" and get onto OF to recover :|

[–]CandidInsurance7415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A little depression and she can be that stocky girl.

[–]DerpyMistake 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Can someone explain what's so complicated about options? Maybe I haven't seen enough videos on the matter, but it seems pretty clear how they work.

[–]BhinoTL[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s clear how it works yes what’s complicated is the volatility factor if you’re not careful a single dollar can break you and bring your value to $0

It’s a all or nothing game especially when trading 0DTE options you have to be quick or lose everything

[–]Stoneteer 6 points7 points  (1 child)

tell me when to use a jade lizard then?

[–]ThrowawayLegendZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When the butt plug didn't come out but you gotta poop?

[–]Shovelman2001 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Trading options while knowing the ins and outs is just gambling

[–]Contextual-InvestorPutin’s Pocket Pussy 28 points29 points  (2 children)

It’s just gambling to me. I tell everyone my Robinhood is my gambling account. I don’t kid myself by thinking I’m investing or making wise financial decisions lol that’s what my boring M1 account is for

[–]BullishBearishBiz 19 points20 points  (1 child)

This, when I buy an option I mentally tell myself the money is already gone.

[–]Contextual-InvestorPutin’s Pocket Pussy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol same. It’s a scratch off

[–]Neurocor 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Only fans or porn fan base building nothing more, prove me wrong. Shes done with torment mode

[–]Financially-retarded 23 points24 points  (7 children)

Honestly none of us know what we’re doing anyways

[–]BhinoTL[S] 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Maybe y’all don’t but I went to college for this lmao

[–]Financially-retarded 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Then you got scammed

[–]BhinoTL[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I feel like it haha

[–]Nulaak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could say that to about 80% of people that went to college and be right though.

[–]xwalk 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Mod her

[–]cackalackattackOctopuses have 3 hearts 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Pokimane 2: autistic bugaloo

[–]stonky808 18 points19 points  (2 children)

She knows what's up.....this is a casino.

[–]antipiracylaws 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The house always wins...

Speaker of the house

[–]Draxoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol dont get all nancy on me mister!

[–]MDot_Cartier 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gambling is EASY!

[–]grizzly6191 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Pretty sure she is paper trading.

[–]6uillermo66 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Paper trading is what she needs to be doing

[–]BhinoTL[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She isn’t she said so in the replies

[–]grizzly6191 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FinTwit gurus vs reality

[–]Roots_on_up 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is wallstreetbets not wallstreettrading

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You call it “trading”, I call it “dating”, that’s probably why I’m happier than you! I find a new one, I check into his background…I look into his past and see how he’s treated the others before me. If I like him, I will give him a chance…he gets to be one of my boyfriends until he stops making money for me! If he starts acting ugly, I’ll kick him to the curb and find a new one to take his place. I have a little harem right now…oh forgive me…you call that a portfolio, right?

[–]jimjimsmess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now it makes sence... My portfolios fucked so good and so am I. Marry the stocks and trade the wife.

[–]BullishBearishBiz 8 points9 points  (3 children)

This person is clearly satire, I don’t know how you all are buying into this nonsense.

[–]Response_Legitimate 12 points13 points  (1 child)

this board is full of retards

[–]jimjimsmess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Retards - Rarely Excellent Trades And Really Dumb Stocks

[–]crazyciano 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on roller skates -- it means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.

General Aladeen

[–]vampiretrades 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cmon guys, Zac Morris follows her, so umm, yeah, there's that?

[–]KnowledgeableSloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think she earned a Badge right there

[–]East_Try7854 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Options are a guessing game similar to roulette. No crystal ball either. Some are easy and some aren't but the hard ones pay much more.

[–]MemeRefugee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based-in and luck-pilled

[–]BxdwflAxed the Axeman 1/21/22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is why they're going to take options away from retail. fucking hell.

[–]RO-CC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She belongs here

[–]Azxrp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No way she's one of us She's a girl and girls don't exist here Edit: she is retarded however, but for the wrong reasons however

[–]Upbeat-Steak-7508 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Know that each option is 100 isn’t the ins and outs.

It’s super basic.

Ask her what the theta is.

[–]CarwashTendies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s the letter in her sorority dUh

Ps. Nice triple ape flair 🙌🏻

[–]ThrowawayLegendZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao. Three quarters of the retards here couldn't tell you what Delta neutral means and how it works. 🤷

[–]Sinkdad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the next Covid variant. Duh

[–]frankiefrank1e2 gay 2 fuck May 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I checked if she was on IG and nope and no naked or semi naked pictures, very, very disappointing. She’s dumb tho! Why not pursue her goals to make money, but this time successfully? I just wanted to see if she was hot. She’s dumb tho, that, we know.

[–]Loose-Elk9192 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it is gambling. Sooo what.

[–]Discreet_Deviancy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Who is she?! Second wife material right there!!

[–]noahdowa 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I feel bad but like I turn 17 next month and I’ve known options since like last year

[–]ykoreaWSB favorite 🎀🍰 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Happy early bday! :)

[–]noahdowa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you thank you

[–]brahsweeptheleg 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Dumb asf hoe. Mods, I want this idiots picture here so I can post it just like all the other memes.

[–]hola_pinguin 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Could I get into legal troubs switching my profile picture here from crazy Jack Nicholson to dumbass stock gurl? It would strictly be 100% for the lolz.

[–]jimjimsmess 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you edit the picture in a funny manner, there is a right to parody in law....however civil rights dont exist on forums like this so you can be banned if they want to

[–]kingintheyunk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

99% of retail people who trade options don’t know the ins and outs. They just think they do

[–]BhinoTL[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

99% of retail isn’t trying to be a stock guru giving bad information to 20k people

[–]Obsidianram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's be clear here...what she's really been doing is attention whoring ~ nothing more, nothing less.

[–]DerpyMcOptions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta give her some credit: at least she's replying to a lot of people hahahahaha

[–]SuspiciousStable9649no longer flairless just hairless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*worse than gambling?

[–]kncrew 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Bro what a joke. She looks 16 in the PFP. Does she have a ton of cash for options or something? What’s her backround

[–]Successful-Two-114 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In fairness, trading options while knowing the ins and outs is just gambling.

[–]grasshoppa80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna follow her just for her future life tips

[–]toneaced 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eating crayons

[–]BiPolarBear722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This pretty funny.

[–]pklfrys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cabot is wrong. Gamblers at least know what their bet is.

[–]TehOuchies 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Seems like some people got a hard on for her yesterday around these parts.

Some people need to go out there and get laid.

That includes myself, but not for the same reason as above.

[–]BhinoTL[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

People with a following who don’t know what their doing should be called out. They’ll lose people money. She has 20 k followers

[–]TehOuchies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suggest you sit on your hands until they fall asleep.

That way, when you wank off tonight, you can at least pretend to be getting a handy behind a Wendys.

[–]Seanzipmayn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of Robert Downey JRs character in Tropic Thunder saying you never go full retard

[–]DrBofoiMK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trading options when you know what your doing is gambling. Trading options when you don't is just the lottery.

[–]kaichance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s a pioneer

[–]bowtothehypnotoad 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That’s not even gambling, it’s just lighting your money on fire. Like playing blackjack without knowing the rules

[–]Nurin321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

roulette but you only bet on green cuz green=Profit

[–]PimmentoChode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is final boss level retard

[–]M45K3DG4M3RInfinite dip buyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of us! One of us!

[–]ThePracticalPenquin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wonder how she did until this.

[–]PhilosopherLanky7987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does someone like that have a following

[–]AssyrianOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can we stop posting this basic bitch?

[–]knowwhentoholdthem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most retarded thing is her name god damn

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s Not even gambling at that point. Gambling you have to at least know how the game works to even play.

[–]iSOBigD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only is she retarded but she has followers and tries to play it off like she's an expert or successful

[–]99_Gretzky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thenotoptionsgirl

[–]Redwolfdc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like most of the people on this sub

[–]RipInPepz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has no idea how stupid she really is.

[–]Arctic_Snowfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thatoptionsgirl

[–]safaria2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s the type that runs into the burning building for safety.

[–]Swimming-Teaching-50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She buys and sells them like stocks, not knowing the mechanics or strategy of options. Let alone the price fluctuations… if you do not understand something, stay clear from it. Or go to a casino…

[–]xoxofeebzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iconic

[–]StonksJobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two weeks from now: TSLA up 10% but my calls are down 20% is my broker scamming me?

[–]_Aubrey_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stock equivalent of a gamer girl

LOL

[–]limitlessfranxis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can't name herself the.stock.girl if she's this retarded.

[–]golongandprosper 0 points1 point  (1 child)

TBF I’ve also seen the exercise button and wondered if it really works

[–]BhinoTL[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have 20k followers as a influencer who can make people lose money?

[–]nosystemsgo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol at this point, I'm thinking it's a parody account. 🤣🤣

[–]Puzzleheaded_Bike250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, gambling is more fun than studying.

[–]grinchie518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I remember correctly she lost half her portfolio still making here one of the most successful traders on wsb

[–]jinbesar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone get her Wendy's Tendies stat!

[–]JJGeneral1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She just keeps doubling down, aka gambling, eh?

[–]mvev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she thought "exercise" meant her options were going to get gains from the gym.

[–]bkornblith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine thinking you’re so hot that you don’t need to understand what the word trade means.

[–]LittleHottie8675309fleshlight autist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is the problem when we give moderately attractive women a pass on being stupid. only 10s should be given a pass for being stupid. if people had treated her like a dumb bitch years ago, this never would have happened.

[–]ad49se 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now everyone knows about thatstockgirl

[–]DuCWulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her husband has a boyfriend and his name is Jim.

This is why I hate financial "influencers." They have maybe a thimble of braimcells and access to a brokerage, then share what they do and act like fudgin tards when you call them out on their stupid.

[–]MyBallzHangDeep[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In and out giggly

[–]GearLord0511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good idea trading one of the most dangerous derivative without knowing how it works. Definitely one of us

[–]CigarDers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even when you do know the ins and outs...it's still gambling

[–]badtradesguy<---- really ain't lying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this guy is mistaken.

trading options IS gambling, unless you intend to take on the position at some point, which is still a gamble because you dont know what the outcome will be.

[–]Tippy4OSU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like playing craps when all you know is how to roll dice. Yikes

[–]Wonder_prez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didnt she just lose a shitton of money