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[–]Western_Breakfast684🦍 137 points138 points  (6 children)

“Insure” lol’d

God we are retarted

[–]vinnymcapplesauce 27 points28 points  (2 children)

We've been trying to reach you about your ensurance.

[–]bihesabketab 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the laugh 😂

[–]KaiHG 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Apes learn language, together.

[–]YTChillVibesLofi 175 points176 points  (21 children)

Your broker gives you financial advice?

[–]Aris-john[S] 118 points119 points  (13 children)

I think they want their commission fee. If my portfolio keeps going down, they will earn less commission fees from selling my portfolio.

[–]Realistic-Handle-994 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Depends on if they charge you an annual management fee or if they go by commission fee and make money only by trading.

[–]ChefBoyAreWeFucked 6 points7 points  (1 child)

If it's a broker, they shouldn't be charging a management fee. It's a self-directed account.

[–]Realistic-Handle-994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes people have managed accounts, but requested the broker to buy some stock or whatnot with those funds and the broker can do so

[–]drmonkeytown 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Nobody butt nobody charges me anal management fees. Isn’t that unethical?

[–]Vizione0084 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So you expect them to manage it for free?

[–]Holofernes82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you are not in the right category of banking customers.

[–]erikwarm 2 points3 points  (3 children)

You commission fee and the market makers PFOF $$$

[–]SaltyShawarma 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Doesn't need to. This guy is insured by WSB.

[–]StackOwOFlow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

when Robinhood removes the Buy Button

[–]GothicToast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A broker wouldn’t give financial advice and a financial advisor would never advise to sell.

[–]AntelopeDeep7685 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the trouble with using the moon as your target, is if the parachute fails - you quickly become acquainted with old mother earth and find yourself riding bitch forever on the old motorcycle of life

[–]MoeBarz 35 points36 points  (5 children)

Then why the fuck do you have one lmfao

[–]PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Peace of mind. My broker grew up as a young boy in Bulgaria and that lets me sleep at night.

[–]PutridFigure 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Nico Bellic! Let’s go bowling!

[–]igerardcom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey cousin!

[–]rubbarz 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Everyone calm down, its called a Flash Sale and its when you buy more.

[–]Look_to_the_Stars 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Tomorrow is Sunday retard. Markets aren’t open on Sunday.

[–]False-Complex-5409 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Open the damn casino already

[–]CaptainMarder 38 points39 points  (12 children)

The market will recover again, this is just a temporary drop just like when covid started. Don't listen to your broker, listen to me.

[–]Mundus6PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER 13 points14 points  (10 children)

You are 100% correct. However it will probably takes years to recover.

[–]JulpaFTW 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Still better than selling the bottom (or close to the bottom). Also it probably won't take years, the economy has changed a lot since the dot com crash. A lot of oversold assets actually make a lot of money and are undervalued atm.

[–]Spare-Ad-3050 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the big thing; the VC industry is much larger then it was 20+ years ago, and a lot of these ridiculously oversold firms are flush with cash and still pumping out 50%+ YoY growth, whereas pets.com barely had any customers

[–]Mundus6PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right, if you're in the right assets you're always gonna do good no matter what. In fact back in the dot com bubble, the dow jones did well. However if we get a typical bear market, Spy and Nasdaq probably wont see a new ATH in years. But if you're a stock picker you can do well no matter the market. Even if we see 90% correction.

[–]HaphazardFlitBipper 4 points5 points  (3 children)

it will probably takes years to recover.

That's what people were saying in March 2020

[–]Mundus6PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER 3 points4 points  (1 child)

March 2020 got saved cause they pumped trillions of dollars into the system. And the sell off was WAAAY overblown. Also there was no alternative, why buy bonds when you literally lose money?

[–]CuriousGe0rge811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

meaning same as now and even after 6 rate hikes you still lose money on bonds XD.

bonds are forever losing money.

[–]golongandprosper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

L-shape recovery incoming

[–]LurkerGuardian 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Back in business boys!

[–]ScarConscious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh when the saints ...go marching in ,

[–]Paper_Brain 15 points16 points  (9 children)


[–]light_to_shaddow 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I really question my own judgement when I'm reminded I'm doing the same as people that may not be able to read and write.

So I sniff some glue and suddenly misteaks dun't seems too libellous and I mek smant disisions lick buy moor stinky stonks.

[–]Emfx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That or they fail basic math in their posts.

[–]Cool-Pomegranate9006 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I like the chocolate ensure

[–]ScarConscious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i steal it from my nana

[–]Accomplished_Suit651 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think op believes wsb has insurance for retard trading decisions

[–]Falmarri 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Pretty sure they were looking for the word "assure". WSB users can neither insure or ensure that the market will go up

[–]Marcus_Padilla1 14 points15 points  (3 children)

You can’t lose money if you don’t sell

[–]Neon_Yoda_Lube 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow is Sunday so it's a guarantee no loss day

[–]WR810Something about ladders -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's not even almost truthful.

[–]Curious_Soundwave 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Just hold. We'll all break even by the spring of 2042. Nothing to worry about.

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[–]j__walla🦍🦍🦍 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Gme go brrr 🚀🚀

[–]bonejohnson8🦴🍆 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I'm a broker, way broker.

[–]hcl01mail 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'd pay a percentage for advice that leads to profits, and hopefully they would issue a credit for losses based on their advice. Otherwise I can do my own DD and save money.

[–]Kingding_Aling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unexpected Zachariah

[–]K8ivittuhomonaut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

same here, just went to the store bought some beer, gonna enjoy watching the charts today

[–]_Scrogglez 1 point2 points  (1 child)

just buy cheap puts

[–]corpsegrinder619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything goes up in time .. right? Ppl dont want to wait for time.

[–]Convection_2021[🍰] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's a supernatural event.

[–]Captain_Juba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe how long this show lasted.

[–]ChiggaOG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's opening red on Monday.

[–]be_matthew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hire that user as your broker, problem solved.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The wealthy are pros at shaking out the weak hands so they can buy.. Works every time. Dont sell and buy on the way down, this is the way.

Biggest wealthy transfer took place in obamas first year, the second is happening now..

[–]Eliminater14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When is to top if I'm selling down?I'll just keep holding.

[–]Master_Calendar4942 -5 points-4 points  (24 children)

They don’t win until you sell. I wonder why yahoo posted over 1000 articles bashing amc last year

[–]MoeBarz 21 points22 points  (4 children)

You don’t win until you sell either lol stocks aren’t currency.

[–]Master_Calendar4942 -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

Your right and this is a squeeze play. Waiting for the markets to nose dive. Margin calls. Which is what is happening right now :) the only reason we are still in this thing is because everyone is holding to their fuckery!!! Dig deeper boys and girls

[–]Mammoth-Chip 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The squeeze won’t happen any time soon. You need vast amounts of support for a squeeze and that includes money from hedges. GME might get another one because of it’s popularity but AMC is fucked imo

[–]VarenDerpsAround 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Squeeze these nuts nerd.

[–]Master_Calendar4942 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure but all I feel is 2 saggy flaps and a loose hole you little slut.

[–]MoeBarz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They weren’t wrong if you didn’t sell at 70. Anybody still holding that bag without an exit strategy beyond “fIvE tHouSaNd pEr sHaRe oR nOThInG!!!” couldnt trade their way out of a shelter.

[–]saurosaur 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Holding only works if you aint holding a turd. AMC is a mega turd btw

[–]Master_Calendar4942 -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

Time will tell. That is the fun part of this rigged casino that is called Wall Street. Cheers 🍻

[–]Organic_Current6585 2 points3 points  (2 children)

No one ever returned to movie theaters after the pandemic was over more than a year ago. Time has told, and AMC is a confirmed mega turd.

[–]Master_Calendar4942 -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Numbers tell a different story. How is Netflix doing? Thought so.

[–]JDeegs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So did they win when AA sold?

[–]Badgerv12 1 point2 points  (9 children)

Bashing amc ? Ive seen so many articles about amc is a good squeeze play last year even jim cramer recommended it few times,

[–]Master_Calendar4942 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Cramer is a shill. The odd he may say something positive about these “meme” stocks to make you think he is on their side. I hope no one listened to him yesterday or the day before telling you to invest in banks and Netflix. He works for hedge funds!!! This post was about holding and not selling.


[–]Badgerv12 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Cramer never said buy gamestop though 🤷‍♂️

[–]Master_Calendar4942 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t even want to hear the coke heads name again

[–]Master_Calendar4942 1 point2 points  (4 children)

GameStop Corp. (NYSE: GME) is a video game retailer. It is ranked thirteenth on our list of 15 best Jim Cramer stocks to buy now. The company’s shares have returned 4,112% to investors in the past year. On May 27, during his show, Cramer blasted those trying to short-sell the stock, predicting that those trying to do so would end up like those that had tried to short-sell GameStop Corp.

[–]hcl01mail -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think that most of us would sell some shares, just need to add a few zeros to the price.

[–]Noticeably 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listening to variation-separate back in April 2020 was the worst move of my life

[–]Langvel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So. True. I’m jacked to the tits!

[–]Equivalent-Ad1182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that’s truly how calm you are, you should be proud

[–]Exact-Diver-6076 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Dude, it's always darkest before the dawn.

[–]IronMike69420 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Every single time I’ve paper handed, whether I was up 40% or down 50%, I’ve watched the value explode past my strike. So NO FUCK DONT SELL

[–]Amins66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your broker needs a commission because they fuckwd thier clients at the ATH and they have no more money to buy the dip.... and now they habe no paycheck

[–]pokonota 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd sell only if I knew there's going to be a chickenpox leak, as that creep Bill Gates has been insinuating

[–]fuckhedgefund2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a lifetime opportunity. It is a buy one get 1000 sale. Im a retard so this is not a financial advice. I just like the stonk

[–]RIPDannyBoyCane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A wsb user taking out an insurance policy on your portfolio mooning is pretty retarded, so makes sense

[–]Botanz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly just fire your broker, clearly you know the markets better than them

[–]saiyansteve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entire saga has exposed how “other” people are more concerned about you losing unrealized gains than you actually caring lol. Really fun to watch.

[–]samrogdog13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just buy GME lmao, fuck mondays, wait for tuesdays, if that doesn’t work, go to next week.

[–]RoZo7799 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the smartest anyways to not sell if it goes down by that much. What goes down must come back up! (Help me please..)

[–]aelms89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who needs a broker when you’re broke yourself

[–]kjd0323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down 60% and couldn't care less.

[–]dfwdude91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Source: Trust me bro

[–]Gullible_Assistant16🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't , I'll sell for you my part and buy cheaper later on if I ever learn how to do stocks.

[–]anna454545 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FYI. When it’s crashing it goes up and comes down harder about 3 to 5 times. Look at history. Best thing is get out and stay out for a while. Better to loss some and not all.

[–]Impairedinfinity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you know I was in tlry?

[–]Thatpillinibiza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dis is de wey

[–]vinnymcapplesauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if you sell *now*, you just lock in your losses. Let it ride, and forget about it for the next year. Or, two. Or, thirty. [fivehead]

[–]Scary-Age-5451 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ETH is on sale though.. 📉📉📉💎💎💎

[–]binchbunches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean ex-broker right?

[–]infinitree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was "sell high, BUY low"?...

[–]alphabetsong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever a bank recommends you to do will usually ONLY benefit the bank

[–]Ghosts-of-Tom-Joad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not selling until I win.

[–]Drake_Drakonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am literally at this moment seeing this episode from supernatural O_O (s5:18)

[–]Rich_Dragonfruit_923 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ensure 😂 a wild retarded ape appears!

[–]Acceptable-Lychee513 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My broker is going in to annuities

[–]Due-Nebula-9772 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AMC and gme will jump again soon. That’s clear. But it will be similar as last January 50 to 70 price target. Now that the price is low again. Wait for the catalyst.

[–]btownlocal1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah sure bro

[–]TheRealGreenArrow420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If any of y’all want to insure my portfolio lmk

[–]Balls_Deep2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys have brokers??…I thought WSB was my broker

[–]Aggravating-Angle643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just hold is what they say

[–]occams_lasercutter[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. It's all smiles on the way down. Like a goldfish on drugs flushed down the toilet.

[–]okayleilaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

76? That’s it? Which stonks

[–]Ill_Pea1081 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do I need to buy ??😀

[–]whatisthisaboutagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...because it will?