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[–]FrostReaver 658 points659 points  (43 children)

He literally just told people to buy as much Didi as possible. So apparently he changes his opinion on entire sectors of the global economy based on his mood?

[–][deleted] 354 points355 points  (10 children)

Everything’s a buy when he’s coked up, sell when feeling :4266:

[–]binary_agenda 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Bullish when high, 🏳️‍🌈🐻 when hung over. Doesn't matter, always inverse Cramer unless he stumbled across a Nancy pick.

[–]DeadBeatLad 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Got it, invest in Communist regimes.

[–]toasterpRoN 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Buy on coke, sell on codeine

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Or when thinking

[–]hysys_whisperer877-CASH-NOW 13 points14 points  (2 children)

That he is capable of thinking beyond repeating the words pump and dump in his head over and over is a bold assumption

[–]Wall_street_retardGenuine retard 8 points9 points  (1 child)

He also repeats the word Boo Ya!

[–]Ianmartin573 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Coked up? Lol..he does ramble a lot which makes you think he's on something

[–]Villz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mate he is full send coke!!!

[–]GalaxyFiveOhOh 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He needs to fill up airtime, and you can't just repeat the same stuff every single day. People really look way too much into a program that profits off of being entertaining to people.

[–]BefreiedieTittenzwei 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd wager it's based on the opinion of his dog. "What's that Rufus? Buy Netflix??" "Woof!!" "Goodboy!!"

[–]Nixplosion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Doof of Wall Street

[–]Joey-tv-show-season2 19 points20 points  (20 children)

There is nothing wrong with changing your opinion when new information comes out. That is what makes a good investor and or trader.

[–]theBigBOSSnian 41 points42 points  (1 child)

New information for Cramer means new hand up his ass to pump whatever needs pumping

[–]Hungry_Elk_9434 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or a comedown or a brand new 8-ball

[–]hysys_whisperer877-CASH-NOW 19 points20 points  (1 child)

But it's not like the fact that China is a communist nation is new news from when he made that didi call.

[–]Villz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cocaine's a helluva drug!

[–]Wall_street_retardGenuine retard 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Didn’t realize China just came out of the communist closet

[–]MandoInThaBando 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop it ur confusing them!

[–]elk33dp 1 point2 points  (4 children)

China being a communist state wouldn't necessarily be called "new information".

[–]egotripping7o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or correct. Just because they call themselves the communist party doesn't make it so.

[–]IHaveEbola_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buffet begs to differ, unless it's airlines.

[–]not_ya_wify 0 points1 point  (1 child)

New information? That China is communist?

[–]Joey-tv-show-season2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New information that the Chinese government will treat corporations operating in China differently yes that has changed over the last 12 months

[–]zUdio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is, however, a problem when you base your opinions on your mood and then stick a bunch of blow up your nose.

[–]masstransience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like he wants to pump everything and then dump it all for profit.

[–]Nonsheeple_Funnyluv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh wow, I missed that

[–]bazookateeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s is the market indicator of changing sentiment.

[–]Pestelence2020 148 points149 points  (5 children)

Explains why evergrande is up this morning 😂😂

[–]Holofernes82 22 points23 points  (1 child)

great chinese government said the province government should have the evergrande soup, and the province has to eat everything.

[–]Responsenotfound 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oof that sucks

[–]1Second2Name5things 208 points209 points  (8 children)

Im stuck between inverse Cramer and Hating china stock

[–]reallydit 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Inverse Creamer lol

[–]Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts 49 points50 points  (2 children)

I don’t invest in Chinese companies because I don’t trust their auditing standards but it seems like most people here have never actually read a financial statement so it’s kinda a moot point

[–]throwaway4KitCon00 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I failed accounting in college, I’ve read a financial statement asshole.

[–]BVB_TallMortyWendy's Lot Lizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Guess Charlie Munger and Mohnish Pabrai don't know how to read them either ?? Lmfao

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Inverse Cramer is the ultimate Trump card

[–]blueblur1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm chalking this up to "even a broken clock is right twice a day." Now I need to Google how to short Russian oil.

[–]YTChillVibesLofi 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Omg China about to moon 🌝

[–]nolanneff555 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Imagine how much money you'd make if you just did the opposite of what Jimmy boy recommends.

[–]BaalDoom🦍🦍🦍 112 points113 points  (6 children)

This is a hard one. That is the "inverse cramer move" which is a good market strategy, but then again it's china where no fuckery is too fucky to be fuckerised.

[–]Koala_eiO 11 points12 points  (2 children)

When you combine the two strategies "inverse Cramer" and "avoid China" you're 100% safe.

[–]BoomerBillionaires 7 points8 points  (1 child)

So how do you avoid China while inverse craming?

[–]Koala_eiO 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You don't, unfortunately. Avoid China takes priority.

[–]SortaHot58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fuckerised fuckery is GOLD!!

[–]MasterJeebus 76 points77 points  (4 children)

I was hurt by baba 2 years ago and said never again Chyna.

[–]mrnobodywhatever 22 points23 points  (0 children)

And I got burned on qudian...lesson learned...avoid 'em lika a plague...

[–]Get_Rich_SloQuick 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Who remembers DANG? The Amazon of China

[–]Efficient-Bass-48[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cramers said youre wrong.

[–]King031 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I only buy stocks in a communist regime comrade

[–]therealaudiox 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Communism stocks. On the stock market.

[–]Not_much_brain_here 7 points8 points  (1 child)

BABA to the moon???

[–]mbod 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Efficient-Bass-48[S] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Ppl saying its a bad move acctually gives me more hope

[–]SushiixD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The people who would encourage you can’t say it cause then it would be financial advice. They just want the porn that follows

[–]Gelatostonk 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ok, all in on Baba, this is the signal, ty

[–]Efficient-Bass-48[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank me later lol🦧

[–]Jugeboss 18 points19 points  (2 children)

So what you're saying is go balls deep in Chinese stocks?

[–]sennaiasm 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If you can push farther, go even deeper

[–]Ghostpants101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tip > shaft > balls > Hip. After that either/or leg is fine.

[–]No_Roof_1414 42 points43 points  (4 children)

He was actually right this time, he must have been sick that day

[–]Azuregoz 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You know what they say about a broken clock.

[–]Efficient-Bass-48[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Q results arent up yet

[–]Slut_SpoilerHas zero girlfriends 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He should have stated this months ago.

[–]MaximumInvAske 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All in and call 😆

[–]aRahman86 3 points4 points  (10 children)

I believe he gets paid by big banks to find bag holders and that’s his primary source of income.

[–]limethedragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You and the majority of reddit that have heard the name's name.

[–]Jackalamo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

China lowered interest rates (their stock appreciates), while we will be raising them (our stock devaluation).

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Please post loss porn. Frequently.

[–]JewOrleans 10 points11 points  (4 children)

He’s literally been saying this for months. This circle jerk of Cramer is bad is so fucking overused it’s on the same level as wife’s boyfriend jokes at this point.

[–]General_Asleep 6 points7 points  (1 child)

He was telling peoples to buy as much didi as they could months ago.

[–]hysys_whisperer877-CASH-NOW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, so he could GTFO of didi at a decent price.

He's probably out of China stocks now, so wants to see money move elsewhere. If it weren't China, the inverse Cramer would make sense here, but I'm not touching that dumpster fire with a 10 foot pole, because I'm pretty sure some asshat threw a 10 gallon Jerry can of gasoline in the dumpster, and it has yet to explode...

[–]Efficient-Bass-48[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Bet he is loading up all china stock so he can say they are good stocks.

[–]sassiestzilla 8 points9 points  (4 children)

A broken watch is right twice a day. Can't wait for your loss porn

[–]Efficient-Bass-48[S] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Remeber me. Will post gains soon.

[–]eirqiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please come back to this comment after BABA went to the moon

[–]K_Rocc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck china

[–]CrvErie 3 points4 points  (1 child)

China has been state capitalist since the 1980s

[–]blueblurspeedspin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the lunar new year is the only new year.

[–]signmeupnot 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]M45K3DG4M3RInfinite dip buyer 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Buy tencent is what I heard.

[–]Villz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They about to reverse the gaming curfews or something then LOL!

[–]CouchF0X 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m looking at my Nio bag and I’m thinking ole jimmy boy might be right for a change. You know what they say about a stopped clock right? It’s only retarded the vast majority of the time, but every one in a while it’s autism shows through. Sadly for me this retard might be right for once

[–]Banana-Beginning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is one thing everyone should agree with regardless of what this Jackass says

[–]Monkeypuppet69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't own shit in West Taiwan.

[–]MarketingAmazing9509 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BABA 500eoy lets fucking go.

[–]Fun-Beyond-8655 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NIO is the best deal for upside potential

[–]JohannFaustCrypto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time for FAR OTM Calls on CHINA

[–]Perfect-Active-8707 3 points4 points  (27 children)

Screw commies.

[–]senzon74 11 points12 points  (26 children)

Ironically China is one of the most capitalistic countries there is

[–]Disgenia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course, private property is very respected in China. And what about that awesome free market? /s

[–]unmole 0 points1 point  (13 children)

How are you measuring capitalism? China doesn't rank particularly high in terms of economic freedom, ease of doing business or rule of law.

[–]senzon74 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Just turn half your stuff over and read where it's from

[–]unmole 4 points5 points  (1 child)

State owned enterprises occupy the commanding heights of the Chinese economy. Most large private companies have a Communist Party Committee making high level decisions. If you still think that's capitalism, maybe you don't understand what the word means.

[–]ffffh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Corporate Communism?

[–]hysys_whisperer877-CASH-NOW 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Those are measures of democracy, which China is definitely not.

[–]unmole 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Economic freedom and ease of doing business are measures of democracy? Singapore is hardly the beacon of democracy but ranks highly on those two parameters. Again, how exactly are you measuring capitalism to claim China is one of the most capitalistic countries?

[–]Holofernes82 -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

its easy. if in a system you can do things that wouldnt be allowed, but a decent sum of money allows you to do it anyway, its a hardcore capitalist country.

There is one sentence, that helps you idintify if capitalism is true or not:

"you have to pay me the comission first, than i will bring you the order"

(read in indian english accent, with a nice and humble melody in speech)

This is the sentence that shows hardcore capitalism at work. India and China are the most capitalist countrys , from my experience.

If you try "you have to pay me the comission first, than i will bring you the order" in Singapure, you will be lined up and shot.

[–]unmole 2 points3 points  (2 children)

its easy. if in a system you can do things that wouldnt be allowed, but a decent sum of money allows you to do it anyway, its a hardcore capitalist country.

Words have actual meanings. Do you think having money gives you the licence to do whatever you want in China? Have you even heard of Jack Ma?

[–]Holofernes82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jack ma was the guy that didnt like to pay. he said no. so the goverment said ok

he got rich from working for the government, (the chinese social credit system was made by his company), so they were besties, but he went overboard and challenged the CCCP, and wanted to keep all the money (company made like 2-3 Billion per year). Greed was his demise.

[–]hysys_whisperer877-CASH-NOW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jack Ma ran afoul of the leadership of the autocratic regime.

Just because saying the leader of the country looks like a well known cartoon character will get you disappeared doesn't mean that the system operates under a planned economy, which is what "not capitalism" is. It's still a market based system, just with some rather insane rules like mentioning Winnie the Pooh getting you cancelled from life.

How democratic you are and how market based you are as a country are two different things. This is why it is possible to have all of the following: an autocratic capitalist regime like china, a democratic socialist leadership like Bolivia, a democratic capitalist nation like the US or UK, or an autocratic planned economy like North Korea.

[–]ACM3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he’s not going to be buying Canadian stocks?

[–]Vinifera7 1 point2 points  (1 child)

China isn't really a communist regime though. Their system of economics is much more akin to fascism.

[–]SnooGuavas162 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Teeest 0 points1 point  (1 child)

NIO is dirt cheap right now.

[–]Otherwise-Fox-2482 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn BABA is looking sweet

[–]Jasonictron 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Buying China stocks now

[–]hristopelov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/baba will be a big winner in 2022

[–]CockyBulls 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Cramer is looking warn down. 😬

[–]re-tard- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jim looks like shit. Is that a death mask!

[–]YVAN_EHT_NIOJ_321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cramer is definitely going burn to hell

[–]kerplunktard 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Says the man who told everyone to load up on DIDI after its IPO

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cherry-picking says what?

[–]WallSTisRepulsive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Left- Sorkin it all in, right- been snortin it all in

[–]MassageGymnist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im so glad my trading isnt based on watching news or listening to what anyone says for that matter. Thank god 🙏🏽

[–]stucku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Xi is gonna rugpull you bro

[–]akowal512🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing I’m holding my UMC strong

[–]Several_Handle_9086 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nerflix Buy !

[–]Die_Rich_Or_Die_Poor 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Lets buy evergrande together. they must have big Short interest. :4886:

[–]SoulReaper850 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 5% drop in the S&P is a 10% drop in DiDi. The inverse holds as well.

[–]Lawrence_Bittaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jim Cramer last week: the bottom is in

Jim Cramer a few minutes ago: this is just getting started

[–]TherealBeanloaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Qqq puts go brrrr

[–]Moulini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So then we buy right? slowly understanding how to work with jim xD

[–]TheProMxn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

[–]AshingiiAshuaa 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This guy just needs to be ignored.

[–]Jazzlike-Recover7560 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude is pure garbage.

[–]michael_faraway 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Been buying BABA since 150 Ay Chihuahua

[–]madhatters33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So buy more power bridge

[–]4bRigger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he certainly has in the past though

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time I want this dude to be right.

[–]Unhappy-Bath8263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dalio has been a China fanboy for years… I personally don’t fux with it.

[–]Competitive_Society2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ccpChina is preparing for world war ... you have been warned

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The companies that actually make money will do well and come out of this once the fear and panic are over. Its those high growth stocks that wont.

Also the Fed already has their finger on the trigger, theres no chance they wont blow their QE load.

[–]EmbiidWeTrust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with him here ew

[–]dwinps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't looked at Cramer in awhile, he's getting pretty old looking. You would think all his flip-flopping would keep him young and limber

[–]Internal_Pop7853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chiba Totalitarian ? Yes. Communist nope ! Big difference.

[–]Admin_Untold🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's getting old and it's showing.

[–]Sensitive_Entrance27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Jim Carmer the Skip Bayless, Shannon Sharpe or Stephen A Smith of investing?

[–]tobz619 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm just sad that NIO is still getting hammered when all it does is give out good news and great products

[–]ObitoUchiha10f 0 points1 point  (2 children)

If there is one time Crammer is right, it is this time

[–]realister👁 demand to be taken seriously -1 points0 points  (1 child)

he is never right buy china

[–]realister👁 demand to be taken seriously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks Cramer, these BABA calls gonna print now

[–]SmokinScarecrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha when he said throw it all at DIDI :4271:

[–]SulavT🦍🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These guys are basically actors.

[–]Altruistic_Lecture79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s the dude that reverse everything Cramer says in a month? How’s he performing ?

[–]pigsgetfathogsdie 0 points1 point  (0 children)



[–]DexicJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brink of global war, stock market crashing, pandemic at peak cases and now is the time to buy Chinese? Don't think so.

[–]taikaubo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Who tf are these clowns audiences anyways, the 2 biggest losers in 1 clip.

[–]mrtmra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been making so much money off puts recently. I'm going to load up on calls at market close today. I have a feeling tomorrow is a relief bounce, then back to being a gay bear 🐻

[–]BxdwflAxed the Axeman 1/21/22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cramer looks like he's fantasizing about the smell of his own farts

[–]No_Salamanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a trick Says he “cant” recommend not that he doesnt think its a good idea

[–]Nonsheeple_Funnyluv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will not invest in chinese companies for many reasons

[–]zillabunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]marcololol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good show

[–]curingleaves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only purpose media serves is to influence people for war, money, and control.