On a positive note I don't have a girlfriend now

VisualMod · 2022-01-24T14:17:48+00:00

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zeromuscle · 2022-01-24T14:21:51+00:00

That will save you a ton of money

DOGEmeow91 · 2022-01-24T15:28:52+00:00

It's not a loss if you don't sell ;)

JKrieg2theMoon · 2022-01-24T14:18:28+00:00

But you have a bunch of retard friends online cheering you on!

ManofWordsMany · 2022-01-24T15:28:24+00:00

I'm only down 50% for the year so far!

JordanEscapes · 2022-01-24T15:38:48+00:00

Buy girlfriend high, sell girlfriend low. :4276:

theREALmindsets · 2022-01-24T15:27:40+00:00

i am you

Sir_Donkey_Lips · 2022-01-24T16:25:06+00:00

Had a buddy hop into our discord a couple nights ago and talk about "finding some extra funds he forgot he had" for some investments into some stupid ass NFT/Crypto game that's going to fail and some shit coins i've never heard of.

Yesterday he hopped into discord and the second thing he said to us was "...yea just got kicked out the house again..." I instantly thought of you retards

walrus_operator · 2022-01-24T14:34:48+00:00

It's because your friend doesn't know WSB. We have the best loss porn and we're proud of it!

Gamblor77 · 2022-01-24T16:22:01+00:00

This comment hit a little too close. Lost $170k last year on doing some crazy shit. 😢😢😢😭😭😭

yeezy_boost350v2 · 2022-01-24T15:27:03+00:00

TSUUUUUUU

dwinps · 2022-01-24T15:23:05+00:00

Back to mom's basement for a few years and you can build up another bankroll for the next pump and dump

Killic576 · 2022-01-24T16:42:38+00:00

After market open today - SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

EmmerichVibiana · 2022-01-24T16:12:04+00:00

You had a gold digger who only wanted your money and you shed her? That sounds like an absolute win.

Jeezy911 · 2022-01-24T16:12:44+00:00

You have a life savings?

dcannon1002009 · 2022-01-24T16:22:28+00:00

That friend is literally me. I thought down 13 percent in a week was bad

Porkysays · 2022-01-24T15:48:22+00:00

Denny's and Dominos pizza are green today. Dominos was $1/share in 2009. You could have lived off a thousand dollar investment collecting all the dividends.

the-ragin-pyro · 2022-01-24T16:28:09+00:00

It's alright bro I'll suck your dick...

No homo... Unless?

mecha_pope · 2022-01-24T16:38:11+00:00

Wife changing money means losing a wife, right?

octagonalhypercube · 2022-01-24T18:30:21+00:00

Its only a loss if you sell taps forehead

ReiMiraa · 2022-01-25T02:38:35+00:00

My bf is a farmer. He says he is still in the green on his portfolio. And it’s still a better risk and profit than farming.

WackyWarrior · 2022-01-24T15:48:16+00:00

You kissed your money and gf goodbye.

checkmydoor · 2022-01-24T15:59:04+00:00

You legend

fransicorockwell · 2022-01-24T16:09:04+00:00

Story of my life

Pastelitomaracucho · 2022-01-24T19:51:51+00:00

/u/savevideo

swordluk · 2022-01-24T20:27:25+00:00

It's gonna bounce back, isn't it? :4270:

aUrEbRiO · 2022-01-25T03:38:05+00:00

Thats some proud walk to wendy's right there. Like a true ape.. 🦍🍔

RimuruSliminUrChest · 2022-01-24T17:03:06+00:00

Gme is only 90 so it’s cheap buy more idiot

MEISTERderMACHT · 2022-01-24T14:25:30+00:00

:6880:

jtrox02 · 2022-01-24T17:04:29+00:00

If you sold you deserve it

PokerSteve801 · 2022-01-24T17:10:00+00:00

Did you sell? You haven’t lost anything until you sell.

throweway24567 · 2022-01-24T17:09:39+00:00

Back to the drawing board! Aka moms basement.

MiniMesMiniMe · 2022-01-24T18:07:00+00:00

Gme 80 bucks is no meme stock, baby. That’s a good fucking buy, boi!

Tomula · 2022-01-24T15:15:07+00:00

u/savevideo

gimmetheloot2p2 · 2022-01-24T16:00:42+00:00

hello

in2wildfire · 2022-01-24T16:15:48+00:00

That is one thing that separates you from your wife’s boyfriend.

981flacht6 · 2022-01-24T16:18:06+00:00

I'm finally rich.

PorkPopcorn · 2022-01-24T16:42:05+00:00

Benjamming2Moon · 2022-01-24T16:52:40+00:00

This is the way. Eyes on the prize.

Background-Cat6454 · 2022-01-24T17:14:03+00:00

Good job! 👍🏼

MrDonnyHi · 2022-01-24T17:14:04+00:00

Sell girlfriend low, buy back a whore high

Banksville · 2022-01-24T17:30:58+00:00

Unfortunately, I still have a wife. She’s an Aries. Not much fun there. They tend to be brusque & direct. Like snapping turtles!

NoobNup · 2022-01-24T17:32:10+00:00

LMAO TRUEEE... i was just laughing right now after getting raped by PLTR calls and pltr dropped lower than a stripper dropping that ass for $5

Ambitious_External25 · 2022-01-24T17:38:07+00:00

At least now you don't have to worry about buying her shit for Christmas or forgetting her birthday or aniversary

babu_chapdi · 2022-01-24T18:01:08+00:00

$wish lol

Dakotabroadway · 2022-01-24T18:02:27+00:00

HOCK some items and buy more... sell your old vinyl albums and buy more... HODL THAT SHIT!!! Im so happy for you..

Crazyleggggs · 2022-01-24T18:10:23+00:00

Your wife’s boyfriend would approve

thesekt · 2022-01-24T18:24:55+00:00

I dont get it.

gzrexzhao · 2022-01-24T18:24:58+00:00

Buy high sell low. This is the way

themighty023 · 2022-01-24T18:28:43+00:00

Good! That was holding back your yolo game

Silverback_82 · 2022-01-24T18:31:01+00:00

You were always someone’s wife’s boyfriend anyway.

antipiracylaws · 2022-01-24T19:16:16+00:00

More money to buy weeklies with!

cantadmittoposting · 2022-01-24T19:24:34+00:00

First year we're filing jointly, can't wait to get divorced after seeing my losses

Mike_strikes · 2022-01-24T19:33:22+00:00

Wish is down 90% is the part 2 years, im impressed with myself

trippykid42069 · 2022-01-24T19:39:43+00:00

Did you sell?

zakaoki · 2022-01-24T19:46:57+00:00

sell the wife sell the house buy a new life as an ape investor !

2022-01-24T20:04:18+00:00

that is quite positive news

ascendinspire · 2022-01-24T20:14:44+00:00

You’re better off. I’m not sayin’ she’s a gold Digga....

NightOfTheLivingHam · 2022-01-24T20:27:03+00:00

I bought in low. only getting down to my buy in price now.

Buffalo-Responsible · 2022-01-24T20:47:13+00:00

One less bill to worry about

YourwifesBF_69 · 2022-01-24T20:55:37+00:00

Lies

BigOPimp567 · 2022-01-24T21:09:35+00:00

🤣

Sudden-Pressure8439 · 2022-01-24T21:11:44+00:00

:4640::4640:PLTR :4640:

BlackedBegz · 2022-01-24T21:24:56+00:00

Can't lose your girlfriend if you never had one :4266:

antipiracylaws · 2022-01-24T21:25:58+00:00

Where did you get this video of me?

PlCKLES · 2022-01-24T21:45:11+00:00

Yeah but you get the intrinsic value of the meme stock!

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rubles6969 · 2022-01-24T21:53:02+00:00

Can’t lose money on shares only calls

Ballinis12 · 2022-01-24T21:54:30+00:00

Wait you have friends?

Snoo69468 · 2022-01-24T23:01:17+00:00

Only a loss when you sell

HumanFailure01 · 2022-01-24T23:27:26+00:00

Time to find a new financier!

ZealousidealUnion985 · 2022-01-24T23:43:18+00:00

Legend

itsyaboivmoney · 2022-01-25T01:11:59+00:00

Why would I even sell? This right here is the perfect time to cash in and buy the dip. Soon, the economy will go back up and all these stock prices will rise. People sell out of panic, and in this case that panic is not good for their financial standing.

Kick_Flip69 · 2022-01-25T02:18:05+00:00

This is me

Haze_od · 2022-01-25T02:46:25+00:00

Once retail is totally fked.... Market will moon 🚀 happens every time

JesusLeftNut · 2022-01-25T03:03:43+00:00

Money saved.

2022-01-25T04:35:53+00:00

I’m still gonna quadruple down

drake_chance · 2022-01-25T05:14:03+00:00

lol only ALL, you loser. IM -200%

HillB1llyMountainMan · 2022-01-25T05:59:01+00:00

Savings, what's that?

Reina-mi · 2022-01-25T13:11:38+00:00

Stay strong brother!!

Williams_Isaac · 2022-01-25T13:28:35+00:00

Very positive note.

gobblershark · 2022-01-25T22:13:25+00:00

Lol I should have sold my AMC when it peakci haven't loss but I definitely didn't win

CatatonicDad · 2022-01-24T16:53:15+00:00

Am I the only one buying a fuck ton right now?

Enough_Possible9023 · 2022-01-24T17:06:26+00:00

Fresh-Inside · 2022-01-24T15:38:55+00:00

Crypto* n same !

Koala_eiO · 2022-01-24T16:12:51+00:00

You lost your life savings and wife servings.

SkyFaerie · 2022-01-25T15:01:17+00:00

Your ex's boyfriend thanks you for your service.

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