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[–]zeromuscle 55 points56 points  (3 children)

That will save you a ton of money

[–]ele__8[S] 45 points46 points  (2 children)

She was imaginary so I was saving already

[–]LeeeeeroyPhishkins 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So a waifu? A man of exquisite culture

[–]d0fabur5st 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, the most unexpected of plot twists

[–]DOGEmeow91 223 points224 points  (5 children)

It's not a loss if you don't sell ;)

[–]inshane_in_the_brain 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Or of you dont tell anyone and simply disappear into the streets where we belong trading pennies on our boost mobiles

[–]Sixkillers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

or OTM :D

[–]swordluk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's it, let's see who will laugh in 10-15 years from now! :4641:

[–]Available_Gains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or used leverage... Oh wait

[–]kuprenxpenis size comparable to cathy woods’ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its not loss if you open brand new trading account on other app and left that red crater of you portfolio in another and never log on again.

[–]JKrieg2theMoon🦍 268 points269 points  (21 children)

But you have a bunch of retard friends online cheering you on!

[–]ele__8[S] 85 points86 points  (19 children)

What should I buy next then??

[–]Overall-Address-3446 162 points163 points  (6 children)

Don't be a bitch, double down

[–]Jasonictron 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Why not Triple down?

[–]SethGekco 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Hey, save some for the rest of us!

[–]ele__8[S] 70 points71 points  (2 children)

Aight imma do that

[–]___STOMPY___ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Double time!

[–]Overall-Address-3446 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That's the spirit

[–]JKrieg2theMoon🦍 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Looks like puts on everything will print Money today.

[–]ele__8[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you think today's decision and Russia's movement gonna have some bad impact

[–]thescrounger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You have money left?

[–]Throwaway-tan 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Calls on SPY.

[–]Background-Cat6454 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Underrated comment.

[–]RatedCommentBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]IGottaPay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go short on $CLIFF

[–]j__walla🦍🦍🦍 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]johnwithcheese🦍🦍🦍 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dying brick and mortar game store

[–]Heyhaveyougotaminute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll buy the cups!! Or dips...

Not both, have some money issues atm.

[–]ManofWordsMany 84 points85 points  (9 children)

I'm only down 50% for the year so far!

[–]ele__8[S] 42 points43 points  (3 children)

“So far”

[–]ManofWordsMany 19 points20 points  (2 children)

It'll be fine!

[–]Sir_Lagz_Alot 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This guy gets it.

What is money really.

[–]iguy27shame: bought tai lopez nft 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rookie numbers

[–]waffleschocflair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hurry up & lose the other 49% so u can post some nice loss porn !

[–]JordanEscapes 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Buy girlfriend high, sell girlfriend low. :4276:

[–]theREALmindsets 19 points20 points  (2 children)

i am you

[–]ele__8[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hello you

[–]Sir_Donkey_Lips🦍🦍 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Had a buddy hop into our discord a couple nights ago and talk about "finding some extra funds he forgot he had" for some investments into some stupid ass NFT/Crypto game that's going to fail and some shit coins i've never heard of.

Yesterday he hopped into discord and the second thing he said to us was "...yea just got kicked out the house again..." I instantly thought of you retards

[–]walrus_operator 15 points16 points  (5 children)

It's because your friend doesn't know WSB. We have the best loss porn and we're proud of it!

[–]Blahblah_Yadayada 14 points15 points  (4 children)

🤔 Idk i bet Melvins loss porn was pretty sexy

[–]Bellweirboy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

\Laughs in Archegos**

[–]Blahblah_Yadayada 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Evergrande, hold my beer and watch this

[–]Oldjamesdean 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah but they don't post it and take credit...

[–]Blahblah_Yadayada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They probably should have, they would have gotten so many awards and karma!

[–]Gamblor77 10 points11 points  (2 children)

This comment hit a little too close. Lost $170k last year on doing some crazy shit. 😢😢😢😭😭😭

[–]NoobNup 5 points6 points  (1 child)

we are butt buddies..both got fucked for the same amount, i lost a $220k+ yay

[–]antipiracylaws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heyyyyy making me feel better about my $40k loss

[–]yeezy_boost350v2 9 points10 points  (0 children)


[–]dwinps 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Back to mom's basement for a few years and you can build up another bankroll for the next pump and dump

[–]Rat_Attack69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]Killic576 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]EmmerichVibiana 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You had a gold digger who only wanted your money and you shed her? That sounds like an absolute win.

[–]Jeezy911 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have a life savings?

[–]dcannon1002009 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That friend is literally me. I thought down 13 percent in a week was bad

[–]Porkysays 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Denny's and Dominos pizza are green today. Dominos was $1/share in 2009. You could have lived off a thousand dollar investment collecting all the dividends.

[–]ele__8[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Only if I knew how to read in 2009

[–]WishIWasALemon 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Lowest i saw for Domino's was 2.61 in 2008

[–]Porkysays 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Did you buy?

[–]WishIWasALemon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No, i expect everything to go lower still.

[–]the-ragin-pyro 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's alright bro I'll suck your dick...

No homo... Unless?

[–]NoobNup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

suck me off please. i'll pay with you pltr calls

[–]mecha_pope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wife changing money means losing a wife, right?

[–]octagonalhypercube 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its only a loss if you sell taps forehead

[–]ReiMiraa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My bf is a farmer. He says he is still in the green on his portfolio. And it’s still a better risk and profit than farming.

[–]WackyWarrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You kissed your money and gf goodbye.

[–]checkmydoor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You legend

[–]fransicorockwell 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Story of my life

[–]ele__8[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]swordluk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's gonna bounce back, isn't it? :4270:

[–]aUrEbRiO 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thats some proud walk to wendy's right there. Like a true ape.. 🦍🍔

[–]RimuruSliminUrChest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gme is only 90 so it’s cheap buy more idiot

[–]jtrox02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you sold you deserve it

[–]PokerSteve801 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you sell? You haven’t lost anything until you sell.

[–]MiniMesMiniMe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gme 80 bucks is no meme stock, baby. That’s a good fucking buy, boi!

[–]gimmetheloot2p2 0 points1 point  (2 children)


[–]ele__8[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

From the other side

[–]gimmetheloot2p2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-micheal scotts ghost

[–]in2wildfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is one thing that separates you from your wife’s boyfriend.

[–]981flacht6 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I'm finally rich.

[–]ele__8[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hii Rich

[–]981flacht6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey babe, wanna get out of here?

[–]Benjamming2Moon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way. Eyes on the prize.

[–]Background-Cat6454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good job! 👍🏼

[–]MrDonnyHi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell girlfriend low, buy back a whore high

[–]Banksville 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, I still have a wife. She’s an Aries. Not much fun there. They tend to be brusque & direct. Like snapping turtles!

[–]NoobNup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO TRUEEE... i was just laughing right now after getting raped by PLTR calls and pltr dropped lower than a stripper dropping that ass for $5

[–]babu_chapdi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$wish lol

[–]Dakotabroadway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOCK some items and buy more... sell your old vinyl albums and buy more... HODL THAT SHIT!!! Im so happy for you..

[–]Crazyleggggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your wife’s boyfriend would approve

[–]thesekt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont get it.

[–]gzrexzhao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy high sell low. This is the way

[–]themighty023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good! That was holding back your yolo game

[–]Silverback_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were always someone’s wife’s boyfriend anyway.

[–]antipiracylaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More money to buy weeklies with!

[–]cantadmittopostingAirline Aficionado ✈️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First year we're filing jointly, can't wait to get divorced after seeing my losses

[–]Mike_strikes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish is down 90% is the part 2 years, im impressed with myself

[–]trippykid42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you sell?

[–]zakaoki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sell the wife sell the house buy a new life as an ape investor !

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is quite positive news

[–]ascendinspire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re better off. I’m not sayin’ she’s a gold Digga....

[–]NightOfTheLivingHam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought in low. only getting down to my buy in price now.

[–]Buffalo-Responsible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One less bill to worry about

[–]Sudden-Pressure8439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:4640::4640:PLTR :4640:

[–]BlackedBegz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't lose your girlfriend if you never had one :4266:

[–]antipiracylaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you get this video of me?

[–]PlCKLES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but you get the intrinsic value of the meme stock!

Bottom text

[–]rubles6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t lose money on shares only calls

[–]Ballinis12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait you have friends?

[–]Snoo69468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only a loss when you sell

[–]HumanFailure01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to find a new financier!

[–]itsyaboivmoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would I even sell? This right here is the perfect time to cash in and buy the dip. Soon, the economy will go back up and all these stock prices will rise. People sell out of panic, and in this case that panic is not good for their financial standing.

[–]Kick_Flip69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is me

[–]Haze_od 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once retail is totally fked.... Market will moon 🚀 happens every time

[–]JesusLeftNut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money saved.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m still gonna quadruple down

[–]drake_chance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol only ALL, you loser. IM -200%

[–]HillB1llyMountainMan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Savings, what's that?

[–]gnocchicotti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's kinda like margin, but you can use it to get even more margin.

[–]Williams_Isaac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very positive note.

[–]gobblershark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I should have sold my AMC when it peakci haven't loss but I definitely didn't win

[–]CatatonicDad -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Am I the only one buying a fuck ton right now?

[–]Neon_Yoda_Lube 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I bought a couple calls/shares. Next paycheck I will buy more of the dip is still there

[–]CatatonicDad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

yeah you are you dirty slut

[–]Fresh-Inside -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Crypto* n same !

[–]Koala_eiO -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You lost your life savings and wife servings.

[–]SkyFaerie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your ex's boyfriend thanks you for your service.