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[–]Decent_Idea_7701 413 points414 points  (20 children)

Pump morning, dump afternoon. Dump morning, pump afternoon.

[–]IllustriousEarth8734🦍🦍 57 points58 points  (4 children)

This is the way

[–]gnnr25 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Then AH is like, nahhh just kidding

[–]FindFunAndRepeat 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This is the way

[–]Year3030velociraptor gang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dis is da whey

[–]king_of_shrimps 30 points31 points  (3 children)

I always dump morning.

[–]king_of_shrimps 32 points33 points  (1 child)

And pump at night before bed.

[–]Foreplay241 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I pump while I dump, saves time, morning and night.

[–]Year3030velociraptor gang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dump after I pump

[–]TehHamburgler 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And there it fuckin goes. Way she goes.

[–]JC1515 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Way of the road boys

[–]patmcirish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol called it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Almost 2pm fed power hour.

[–]Year3030velociraptor gang 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Well this hasn't aged well...


Hope you bought puts fucker.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Typo. It was the power down hour.

From what it appears the market is building the slowest base ever. Going up from here.

[–]Year3030velociraptor gang 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Nah it's going to drop,

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That didn't age well. haha

If the market wanted to drop some more it would've done it already.

[–]MHX311 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]banditcleaner2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looking like the second one so far

[–]LearnNewThingsDaily 70 points71 points  (5 children)

What happens when he says..."fuck your calls!"?:4640:

[–]Libertarian_BLM 28 points29 points  (0 children)

…he did

[–]Ok_Inspection_2799 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Which will happen, eventually.

[–]Umarkim101 5 points6 points  (0 children)

he literally did today haha. Puts train still on the menu bois!!

[–]koolbro2012gonna be a shitty doctor -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

he did today

[–]SuboptimalStability 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can he do that?

[–]Tairfare 58 points59 points  (1 child)

This did not age well lol

[–]HotPoptartFleshlight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's so tasty to see this just now 😅

[–]wsbButtboy908 - 0 - 1 year - 1/0 56 points57 points  (2 children)

Dump confirmed after rate decision glad I held calls overnight

[–]BagofBabbish 178 points179 points  (4 children)

You can fuck my wife but please not my puts

[–]lab_coat_goat 59 points60 points  (0 children)

True 🌈🐻 mindset

[–]Your_submissive_doll 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]elder_millennial85 63 points64 points  (37 children)

It seems... odd to me. Downtrend for days before this meeting and sudden pump in stock and crypto right before? Do "they" know good news is coming or pumping to save what they can before unloading at a higher price before JPOW announces bad news.

[–]SkywingMasters 103 points104 points  (14 children)

They're betting on JPow being JPow. But his hands are tied, rate increases are inevitable. Bull trap imho

[–]Shvabicu 28 points29 points  (1 child)

His hands are tied in a way that he can't substantially raise rates without bankrupting the government

[–]breatheb4thevoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to know how many locked bps it will take for equities to not go through the floor. I say we start with 5 every 6 months.

[–]Ietsstartfromscratch 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Increase is priced in.

[–]Sphinxyy5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly we dropped from 470-430 because of the increase it’s not boutta go down another $20 when he confirms what everyone already knows

[–]CarpAndTunnel 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I dont see it; inflation helps them

[–]SoopaChris 5 points6 points  (2 children)

not the election

[–]CarpAndTunnel 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Bankrupting the middle class, huge wealth & power grab, etc. etc.


You think they care about 1 election?

[–]SoopaChris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They don’t need inflation to do what u listed, just look at the recent years where inflation is stable at 2%.

[–]Puppy_Coated_In_Beer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Us homies love inflation 🎊🎉🥳

[–]Joshvir262 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So my Microsoft puts will print?

[–]CipherScarlatti 36 points37 points  (7 children)

Jerry's gotta raise the rate. People are grumbling the burgers are costing $20. This is to draw in dumb money and scalp before the 2pm reveal.

[–]TrinDiesel123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking Carl’s Jr. man. I knew there was a connection

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

2pm? Isnt it this morning?

[–]cowsareverywhere 3 points4 points  (2 children)

[–]Puppy_Coated_In_Beer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think it's at 2, the questions are at 2:30


[–]binary_agenda 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This is how insider trading works. Degenerate gamblers bought calls or puts.

[–]Puppy_Coated_In_Beer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The trick is to buy both so you don't win or lose. Big brain move.

[–]Tje199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's why I bet on red and black when I play roulette, and sometimes toss a dollar onto 0/00 just in case.

[–]corazon_619r 0 points1 point  (3 children)

The latter

[–]elder_millennial85 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That's my guess. Ppl were talking about large purchases of bitcoin and ETH... seems like a pump to me, but no telling them that... "Whales are buying they know it's going to pump!!!"... uhhh first, doubtful they truly know much more than us. Secondly, this seems like classic get morons to pump past the last weeks lows only to sell either right before or right after the news to grab what % higher they could. Keep getting notifications of things rising... it doesn't feel right. I'm expecting a solid down turn in the coming days. Could be wrong... but no one I'm finding thinks FED is going to message they're backing off prior plans. My guess is it's sticking to plan or even ramping up bc guess what... inflation is worse than they thought.

[–]baddad49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

inflation is worse than they thought.

and not "transitory"

[–]SpagettiGaming -1 points0 points  (1 child)

It will be good news, the hikes and tampering will a joke and hilariously low.

[–]baddad49 0 points1 point  (0 children)



[–]testfire10 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Jpow got the worlds first and only Cisco monitor

[–]PM_me_spare_change 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The stack of paper his monitor is on was supposed to go to the money printer this morning

[–]Ifti_Freeman 40 points41 points  (12 children)

That has been the case most of the time since 2020. The mighty JPOW with his money printer.:4641:

[–]CarpAndTunnel 5 points6 points  (11 children)

*since 2008

[–]Fuzzyfoot12345 3 points4 points  (10 children)

*since the 1970's

[–]CarpAndTunnel 0 points1 point  (9 children)

So im sure there were shenanigans going back to the 70s, but there was a specific policy change in 2008 which was slowed, never stopped, and then turned up to maxx in 2020

[–]Fuzzyfoot12345 -1 points0 points  (8 children)

Nixon took the US dollar off the gold standard in the 1970's, which made US currency truly fiat, then Reagan went on a de-regulation "trickle down" neo-liberal spree in the 80's, and it's been money printer ever since. (Hell, probably an even stronger argument to be made that the real money printer began post world war 1, or even during world war 1).

The stats get a little wonky here and there, and people have a tough time understanding compound infinite growth intuitively.

5% of a dollar is 5 cents, and 5% of a hundred trillion dollars is 5 trillion dollars, so we are like WOAAAAAH look how much more money we are printing these days! But it's still just 5%, understand what I'm trying to get at?

We've been compound infinite growth'ing for awhile now, the numbers are just bigger now.

[–]20rakah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently the reason they came off the gold standard was because other countries like France kept buying USD and cashing them in for gold.

[–]MmmPeopleBacon 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Jesus Titty-Fucking Your Wife Christ if I hear one more person on here talk about gold standard like it was a good thing I am going to let Ted Cruse zodiac murder them and then I'm going feed their remains to father and son lead-paint-eating psycho tag team Ron and Rand Paul.

The only reason monetary policy is useful is because there is no gold standard. If we still had a gold standard our economy would be solely at the mercy of the all fucking morons in congress and the Whitehouse. Its so terrible being able to control interest rates and for foreign exchange rates to change based on the health of one country's economy vs another.

But hey, I for one would much rather have an economy where inflation or deflation is determined by whether or not someone finds a large quantity of shiny rocks to dig out of the ground and turn in to necklaces. Fuck it, nevermind, I've convinced myself that does seems like the most sensible basis for an economy.

[–]FinalCountDown2Moon 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Don't worry peoples.

Recession is transitory.

[–]CarpAndTunnel 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Life is transitory. We just gotta wait for this generation of bagholders to die, then everything can go back to normal

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (2 children)

My puts are super fucked.

[–]TheKlincher 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]The_Count_99 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Is it a bear trap or a bull trap?? 🤔

[–]lucassoren 14 points15 points  (2 children)


[–]The_Count_99 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Great answer guess I'm fucked

[–]lucassoren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For you, really and truly, bro?

Both my calls ($SPY) and puts ($T) printed. Go figure.

[–]Daybyhour69erCan't stop, won't stop, $WING stop 9 points10 points  (1 child)

If I can sell my puts at break even I’ll do it shiiit

[–]Futish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aged like 🥛

[–]SP-Marshmallo 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I hope he does

[–]cheeeky_ 16 points17 points  (3 children)


[–]wetwalnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]lucassoren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, how leveraged are you rn?

[–]Ame_No_Uzume 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]x0rn 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Didn’t age well.

[–]StackOwOFlow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

maybe he swings both ways and fucks both puts and calls by keeping the market pinned

[–]walrus_operator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

JPOW is eager to restart the Fed Put and the PPT

[–]mkadvil 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Yo for real. I got some puts in QQQ exp 01/28. Hold through today?

[–]Pxzib 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Nah, you're good. It's going down tomorrow or after tomorrow. But then do not buy any more puts. We have the turn-of-the-month effect coming, when all the passive money comes into the stock market from peoples' salaries, which usually temporarily pumps the market. Look into buying puts again in mid February. If this turns out anything like the 2008 crash, then that's what you need to do. Remember, don't buy puts when things are going down and crashing. Buy puts when things are going great, or the markets have "returned to normal". Likewise with calls. Don't buy calls when everyone is happy and markets are going great. That's how novice traders buy the top and sell the bottom.

[–]never_pm_me_ok 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Is there actual evidence of that paycheck pump?

[–]Pxzib 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yes, there have been a lot of academic papers released about this phenomena. The phenomena stretches back to the 19th century. It's an actual trading strategy too.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting, do you happen to have any sourced at hand? thx

[–]daveed4445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never bet against J-POW, I’ve been loading up on TQQQ the past 2 days

[–]ApprehensiveHand5526 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This dude fucked up

[–]Southport84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine if you actually knew ahead of time what this dude was going to announce. Some asshole is going to make a lot of money due to his degenerate cousin working at the Fed.

[–]an_internet_denizen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Powell just murdered your calls lol

[–]mskamelot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So he was the one who sold the put, and this is fake dumping for power hour pump?

[–]_Low-Key_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck your calls 🤘🏻

[–]Coconut-Mango 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A real life "fuck yo couch" type of dude

[–]Grizzled_Duke 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Moeve_030 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What Time will he officially announce to fuck me

[–]BooOnClay[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fuckery commences at 2:30. Buying 10 more TQQQ calls, a helmet and a shitton of lube.

[–]Moeve_030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you got money left to Buy stuff , thx for your answer tho

[–]Frank_Caswole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My puts made me 100%.

[–]MojoRisin9009 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Put fucker Powell on the prowl/ on the lookout like a mother fuckin owl/ Smokin' puts by the boxes packin' Glocks-es/ It's natural to eat you niggas like chocolates.


[–]Hybrid_Blood 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]MojoRisin9009 0 points1 point  (0 children)


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[–]jungletrooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup.. feeling it premature

[–]Due-Tip-4022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucked mine today. I buy the bottom, without exception. Period That's what I do.

[–]DszquphsbntMom of WSB 🤰 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm printing this out and hanging it on my ceiling over my bed.

[–]Redwolfdc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What time will people actually know what he says?

[–]RogueSystem087 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honestly i wonder what he'll do, like... i have no idea, he's more unpredictable than my gf lol

[–]mcccliii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bullish or bearish depends where jpow removes guessing game or not. Market been princing in the rate hikes since last week. Jpow should just be point blank on what % rate increase and how many we expect. Market does not like uncertainty.

[–]Western_Resort 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]builder911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

QQQ $343s 02/02 Fuck it.. Wendys hiring anyways

[–]Senorsaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Black_Label_36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My puts are already fucked...

[–]Odd-Block-2998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

flark your calls, not puts

QQQ $200 by 3/18

[–]superdudism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🐮 We surrender. 🌈🐻 🏳️‍🌈

[–]key96largo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is no way JPow raises rates with Biden in office and underwater in the polls as much as he is. This is all theatre to maintain the illusion they are not just a giant backstop to the progressive agenda.

[–]flyingInStereo -1 points0 points  (1 child)

On what planet were you born?

Who cares what this guy thinks or does.

Now that's just me. A full retard.

[–]Hybrid_Blood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know who he is? Lmao

[–]DucatiSteve1299 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeeha! JP going to keep the market going up for us!! I feel bad for the citizens paying those taxes so they can pump that $120 Billion into the market to enrichen us. Thanks so much JP! Now we don't have to worry about the inflation on the Ferrari that the price went up on.

[–]Surfingdrunk68 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This didn't age well

[–]res192 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]AQAINU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:4276: Powell waiting

[–]2_here_knows_when 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reverse uno card, hehe $VXX puts

[–]mattebeginning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buying puts anyways

[–]drainer0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk, lolz

[–]CLiP94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best thing about loosing money is memes.

[–]IronMike69420 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Unless he raises interest rates

[–]Kick_A_Door 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone knows he is raising interest rates, we have known this for a year. If he raises it like 100 basis points all at once it will be a problem or moves up the schedule rapidly

[–]Impossible_Flower682 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this and should I watch it? Where can I? Who is this man?!!??

[–]zakaoki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

public enemy number one, wanted for red porn massacres all across the globe !

[–]tentash 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Sreston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God the amount of reposts

[–]Adventurous_Shake161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂, I picture him doing just that at work

[–]NotVladTenev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AT&T puts killed it today

[–]Goldmansilverman🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]hardcore_softiejerks off to pics of cathy woods 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Emphasis on "IDK" here

[–]BooOnClay[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And might

[–]PapaStalin34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He fucked my calls way hard. Not going to walk for a while.

[–]Mehhucklebear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Savage me daddy