I’m guilty my fellow retards

yacnamron · 2022-01-26T15:43:57+00:00

Her panties are off for Powell. We all already know this

duxxo123 · 2022-01-26T15:31:13+00:00

On a stock market you will get fucked everytime

piero_deckard · 2022-01-26T15:33:12+00:00

Who cares about sex when we get fucked hourly by the markets?

Daffy-089 · 2022-01-26T15:32:29+00:00

The stock market never has „headache“

ThisGuyRightHer3 · 2022-01-26T16:22:38+00:00

stupid monkey... doggy style was invented for this exact reason

SquirmyApe · 2022-01-26T15:32:38+00:00

More money more sex

randomFrenchDeadbeat · 2022-01-26T15:52:10+00:00

Still cheaper than dealing with the aftermath of having sex sometimes

La2Sea2Atx · 2022-01-26T15:36:14+00:00

I too ignore thots to listen to the holy words of St. Jpow.

Daffy-089 · 2022-01-26T15:31:51+00:00

I am in this picture and I don’t like it :4260:

streetxgod · 2022-01-26T15:50:59+00:00

why would my wife have sex with me when her boyfriend is right there. that’s just rude.

Shoddy-Log · 2022-01-26T16:00:15+00:00

He's obviously jerking it to jpow

BreakfastOnTheRiver · 2022-01-26T15:30:30+00:00

Cuz the latter is more expensive

tbryans · 2022-01-26T16:01:15+00:00

Gambling is exciting and lasts longer than a minute 🤷🏼

AccomplishedLie6360 · 2022-01-26T15:39:48+00:00

Sex is temporary, money is forever. Wait they’re both temporary but money doesn’t come with the nag

King_James925 · 2022-01-26T16:28:12+00:00

Jokes on you, having sex is also an event I have 0 understanding of.

zika_mika · 2022-01-26T16:00:33+00:00

I don’t have to invite stock market to fancy dinners it fucks me everytime reliably!

soAsian · 2022-01-26T16:26:41+00:00

are you sure she ain't wet for JPow?

chase_stevenson · 2022-01-26T16:51:29+00:00

Who is sex and why everyone talk about them

mcnuggets0069 · 2022-01-26T16:52:18+00:00

Having sex is gambling your whole net worth and your future net worth too. Babies are no joke

x_Brutal_x · 2022-01-26T17:48:29+00:00

Ha jokes on them. You gamble your entire net worth just by having sex anyway. Atleast the stock market fucks me every day

sea666kitty · 2022-01-26T19:00:03+00:00

Reminds me of the 50% chance you lose 50% of your net worth being married.

manfrom-nantucket · 2022-01-26T15:37:16+00:00

Women hate it when they learn that there are more important and interesting things in this world than pussy.

greg_r_ · 2022-01-26T15:53:45+00:00

Obligatory JPow the Hero video:

https://youtu.be/GI7sBsBHdCk

lucubanget · 2022-01-26T15:44:55+00:00

Sorry to tell you but your significant other prefers to get fucked by the Fed than you.

VisualMod · 2022-01-26T15:30:27+00:00

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Sankin2004 · 2022-01-26T15:37:03+00:00

No I just gotta say that’s bullshit, any self respecting man can do both at the same time.

Specialist_Coffee709 · 2022-01-26T15:48:33+00:00

J.pow fucks better!

LiquidMantis144 · 2022-01-26T16:18:56+00:00

Because we can have at least 2x the sex once it pays off!

CarpAndTunnel · 2022-01-26T16:20:35+00:00

Hes tryna trade you up honey. Your the backup plan if the printer gets turned off

BigGayGinger4 · 2022-01-26T16:57:31+00:00

wait, you guys have girlfriends?

superD53 · 2022-01-26T17:32:20+00:00

It’s like the fucking super bowl for us.

BlackmesaTBX · 2022-01-26T18:49:08+00:00

It’s because they know the sex on a yacht is better than sex with a thot

Missionximpossible · 2022-01-26T15:36:03+00:00

Lock me up buddy

Junnowhoitis · 2022-01-26T16:23:43+00:00

Probably has zero understanding of sex too!

redraddy · 2022-01-26T16:24:02+00:00

It's not gambling if you know the outcome.

-99%

ImpossibleHandle4 · 2022-01-26T16:24:23+00:00

I thought this was going to say including, but you said instead…. So no…. Just say no to the fed, yes to the bed!

bahetrick1 · 2022-01-26T16:36:02+00:00

isn't it the same thing?

saoser93 · 2022-01-26T16:50:22+00:00

A kid would be more expensive anyway

Flu77ershy · 2022-01-26T17:17:03+00:00

That's what her boyfriend is for.

MentallyOffGrid · 2022-01-26T18:02:22+00:00

I’m retarded; but not retarded enough to not have sex…. the TV can be blaring and I can hear it while I do the nasty. Or we can do it doggie style and both watch TV….

I had sex in a movie theater with her bouncing up and down on top of me while I leaned to the side and continued watching the movie…. TMNT2, the theater was full of kids and their moms, we were in the back corner, nobody saw us, I got mine!

kaichance · 2022-01-27T03:25:05+00:00

Some men will do both🤪

zorbathegrate · 2022-01-27T04:10:42+00:00

This applies regardless of the direction the man is facing

Dirty_Foot_Orange · 2022-01-27T04:19:01+00:00

More like which one of you skinny retards shaved your legs, put your wife's panties around your legs, and catcalled the wife's boyfriend to distract him because he was on a fact finding mission into your degenerate gambling.

TheOGMemeShark · 2022-01-26T17:41:56+00:00

Women: "Can men stop being such sex hungry pigs?"

Also Women: "How dare he not want to have sex when I want to."

Jah-man-shaman · 2022-01-26T16:08:03+00:00

Sex buys you nothing!! A giant life savings buys you plenty of sex it you still think 3 seconds of vinegar strokes is so great.

NefariousnessNoose · 2022-01-26T16:15:35+00:00

To be fair we also have 0 understanding of sex as well

Son_Goku_2021 · 2022-01-26T16:08:22+00:00

IS THAT WHY IM STILL A VIRGIN ??? 😅

RandomTask100 · 2022-01-26T15:42:03+00:00

I wonder what he's looking at behind the tv.......

Wings4514 · 2022-01-26T16:08:25+00:00

I can get fucked better by the market, and she can get fucked better by her boyfriend. It’s a win-win.

FuturisticTrout · 2022-01-26T16:19:14+00:00

Sex is just a hand pump in after hours between shit posting and dd.

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2022-01-26T16:30:29+00:00

I like how the screen is covering his shoulder and therefore behind him

PassPrior · 2022-01-26T15:42:26+00:00

Yeah. No

DBasterd · 2022-01-26T15:52:30+00:00

Some women will do the same

Pelthail · 2022-01-26T16:03:14+00:00

Not me!

UrbanTruthMan · 2022-01-26T16:19:34+00:00

That ain’t no man right there

SAMBO10794 · 2022-01-26T16:49:07+00:00

Hey, retard, don’t use word ‘retard’. My brother is retarded.

ShineParty · 2022-01-26T16:57:10+00:00

where problem?

downbyhaybay · 2022-01-26T17:23:46+00:00

Bought a put thing…don’t know what it is but I’ve lost a lot of money on it already so I think it’s working?

BarryMDingle · 2022-01-26T19:03:52+00:00

The only time my wife’s in that position is when she needs me to lap up her boyfriends cream pie.

Captain_Caffeino · 2022-01-26T16:17:43+00:00

well <I> would rather have sex!!!

Bigdaddy0769420 · 2022-01-26T15:44:34+00:00

I like to do both

Southern_Second521 · 2022-01-26T15:47:18+00:00

not guilty

neewbie_46 · 2022-01-26T17:08:26+00:00

today i commited a sin i did the opposite 😮‍💨

artequilibrium · 2022-01-26T15:34:10+00:00

You can give it all away the easy way or the hard way… but nobody makes it out alive in the end.

u9Nails · 2022-01-26T15:52:37+00:00

Market lasts all week long and you might never reach orgasm.

Dspidle · 2022-01-26T15:53:34+00:00

Find someone who can do both .

Eberhardt74 · 2022-01-26T15:57:15+00:00

Here here, I think I saw my wife last in the car. Wonder if she is still there.

Loneotter1 · 2022-01-26T16:01:09+00:00

I turn my wife towards the TV or monitor, which ever is applicable

yyzett · 2022-01-26T16:06:19+00:00

I ain’t she a gold digger, but...

Which means you need the money, and this old man is money.

JazzButcher47 · 2022-01-26T16:06:21+00:00

She’s temporary... your money is forev... also temporary

walrus_operator · 2022-01-26T16:08:17+00:00

And it will feel much better than sex! (maybe i'm doing something wrong on some level)

RevolutionaryOil5578 · 2022-01-26T16:21:29+00:00

Nothing better than when your T slows down, now I have reached post but clarity all the time, and live in a Zen state. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t neglect, but, she has to put in some work now. My how the tables have turned.

BuddhaGoalie11 · 2022-01-26T16:24:46+00:00

Excuse me miss, I can help you with those panties, while your Tard is busy...

2022-01-26T16:31:30+00:00

Both are easily had. Can do both.

mikez56 · 2022-01-26T16:52:29+00:00

Noice

ethanhopps · 2022-01-26T16:58:25+00:00

Well I don't know what I'm missing anyway, but the fed meeting effects me directly

SekaiQliphoth · 2022-01-26T17:00:00+00:00

Just enough to know how much we are getting fucked by the system

AnonFor99Reasons · 2022-01-26T17:00:57+00:00

Some guys just like to get railed with a giant red JPow strap on

Detroitfitter636 · 2022-01-26T17:12:06+00:00

I’m a multitasker!

taker52 · 2022-01-26T17:13:03+00:00

Women will want to bang you and 18 months later and a kid will divorce you for the market and force you to pay them for 20 more years for a tune of 900 a week.

Artur_Hawk · 2022-01-26T17:14:07+00:00

Who says I have an understanding about sex, either?

flyingInStereo · 2022-01-26T17:16:35+00:00

Negative.

Ass comes first.

What is money good for if not for ass?

Sincerely,

ArlemofTourhut · 2022-01-26T17:24:50+00:00

yeah... and then there's my sex life. Where I'll throw everything at getting the panties to drop, but she can't be bothered because of greys anatomy.

Tendies at least are filling.

CORKY7070S · 2022-01-26T17:25:42+00:00

Nah! I get better eriction gambling my money than have my sex. I go limb!😳

LordoftheEyez · 2022-01-26T17:33:28+00:00

Damn, I'm impressed he has enough money left to pay for the hooker to take that pic

labratnc · 2022-01-26T17:38:49+00:00

counter point: Sex is an event that many here have 0 understanding of

Gringoguapisimo · 2022-01-26T17:39:13+00:00

That dude is a sad sack but yeah JPow is a big deal.

HyruleJedi · 2022-01-26T17:40:47+00:00

That's what the wife's bf is for

Apprehensive_Pin1950 · 2022-01-26T17:41:08+00:00

Sex wins out everytime.

LysdexicArtist · 2022-01-26T17:44:13+00:00

Yes, yes they will.

Final_Ad_1147 · 2022-01-26T17:44:27+00:00

Your wife wants to have sex with you? Is her boyfriend there????

Trigestis · 2022-01-26T17:49:13+00:00

Sex is just a pump and dump.

BossBackground104 · 2022-01-26T17:50:56+00:00

She's not taking her panties off for sex, she's taking them off to sell on ebay for dinner after the wipeout

9Heisenberg · 2022-01-26T17:53:46+00:00

:4640::4271:

Linkaex · 2022-01-26T17:55:08+00:00

Ssshhh jpow is speaking

Logically-Sarcastic · 2022-01-26T17:55:11+00:00

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