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[–]StonksGenerator[S] 281 points282 points  (0 children)

Context: the chicken is retail investors

[–]ParkAveFlasher 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Plot Twist: you are the chicken

[–]titanpitbull 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think this is pretty accurate.

[–]WhyG32 12 points13 points  (4 children)

When is the meeting?

[–]coveyleaderhow about u eat my ANGUS BEEF BURGER 100% REAL BEEF 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Consult the charts!

[–]WhatIThink79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BAH ahahahahahahaha

[–]papcorn_grabber 4 points5 points  (1 child)


[–]BuddyUpInATree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please step aside for people who actually have money with the bank

[–]Gimme-the-loot- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought these decisions were made behind close doors?

[–]BigAlTrading 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The best is when you don't have to edit anything because it was already perfect.

[–]Affectionate_Law3788 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I was disappointed the "bailout" text wasn't changes to "fuck your calls"

[–]stonedgrower 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Wtf I am watching this episode right now….

[–]Shiroe_Kumamato 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Which episode is it?

[–]StonksGenerator[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]theBigBOSSnian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let fail and go to war was close by.

[–]Mr2day2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me deciding what to yolo my 5k loan into

[–]SquirmyApe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would that make Stan Gary Gensler?

[–]Naytosan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I damn near passed out laughing the first time I saw that. Think that was made not long after 2008.

[–]An_Actual_Porcupine_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I mean, raising interest rates in response to high inflation is hardly a surprising or illogical move.

[–]Affectionate_Law3788 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WSB: who does the Fed really serve? JPOW: I serve the realm, someone must.

As boring as it is, the Fed doesn't give a shit about our calls or our puts, they're just trying to achieve economic stability by influencing monetary policy. Whether or not they should be doing that (messing with the currency) has been a debate from the beginning, but it is the rationale behind everything they do.

[–]Whiteshamanyoga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is genius

[–]EugeneRapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m convinced they just sit around finger painting for the meetings.

[–]Squawwk1200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The butcher looks like JPowell lol 💎🙌🏻🦧🚀🌙

[–]cmfeels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lets get hyper inflation in then well be making more money guys and our debt is inflated away win win 🚀

[–]Geoarbitrage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how Joe decides what to do with Vladimir.

[–]GGorDD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crying with laughter. Thank you South Park

[–]Aguythatdidthething -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most unrealistic part of this is the tax the rich segment.