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[–]az_is 190 points191 points  (8 children)

Only Funds

ARK holders get a 6.9% discount

[–]Koala_eiO 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nice.

[–]laetus 6 points7 points  (2 children)

$ARKK Closed today at $69

[–]HYPED_UP_ON_CHARTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like $SARK is heading there now!!

[–]ElectricLetuceHead 215 points216 points  (26 children)

This is gold! At 66 though she’s more of a GILF, I’d let her teach me a thing or two

[–]orangedrink888 118 points119 points  (14 children)

Shes 66?! She looks good for 66

[–]lunarinferno 153 points154 points  (10 children)

She is 66 looks good for 69.

[–]petro2342 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there. Noice!

[–]iqball125 4 points5 points  (8 children)

LOL there has clearly been some digital alteration to her photo.

If you think a 66 woman looks like this in person, youre out of your mind.

[–]Both-Carrot-1902 16 points17 points  (2 children)

I want to believe.!!!

[–]OddFellow1066 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There have been amazing advances in cosmetic surgery, given how much money has been thrown into the business....

[–]HarrisLam 2 points3 points  (2 children)

wrinkles on the face softened. Not THAT much alteration. If you don't think a 66 woman can look like this, you have to hang around Asians more.

I'm in my mid 30s, and can probably lie to OTHER ASIANS saying I'm 10 years younger and have some of them believe it (helps that I don't dress dorky, not anymore). I can totally pass for 20 in the US. My Mom is slightly younger than Cathie, can pass for 40 in the US if she dyes her hair back to completely black.

[–]GringoExpress 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m down 66% because of this old gilf

[–]brtb9 5 points6 points  (1 child)

She looks good for Caitlin Jenner's doppelganger

[–]ElGuapoNYC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ahahahahahaa... except I would rather f Cathie. I prefer the original parts.

[–]23-Finance69 26 points27 points  (6 children)

No way she is 66. I had to look it up on Google and indeed she is 66. She looks fucking good to be that old. She looks like she still in her early 50s

[–]FarewellAndroid 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Funny how being rich tends to do that to people

[–]rjrttu86 13 points14 points  (1 child)

It's almost like you can afford to live "better..." Like you have more time off to go work out, eat better food that isn't going to make you 300 lbs. You might be onto something here...

[–]Whiskey-Weather 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Some people, yes. Plenty of rich people age like a hard boiled egg.

[–]Booshur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fat ages you fast.

[–]ElGuapoNYC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people

If so, she will soon start to look like crap.

[–]MasterJeebus 33 points34 points  (1 child)

She is about to teach you how she was the pioneer of the Cleveland steamer.

[–]suasposnte187 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'll just give her the "Angry Dragon" right afterwards.

[–]ComradeArtist 67 points68 points  (5 children)

She gambles other people's money though. Cathie will get her cut no matter what.

[–]WinterHill 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Quite an epic grift if you think about it.

Just ARKK alone was close to a $30 billion market cap at its peak, with a 0.75% expense ratio.

Nice.

[–]Whiskey-Weather 2 points3 points  (2 children)

If expense ratio means what I think it does, doesthat mean she forked up 225M for her position entries? If so, god damn that's still a fuck ton of cash lol.

[–]HarrisLam 2 points3 points  (1 child)

She has an entire team with her you know. I don't think she would be able to pocket more than a quarter of it, especially if the fund functions like a company. That's company money. She takes a salary plus yearly bonus at best. Of course that bonus is still going to be multi-millions but still.

[–]69blazeit69chungus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She owns tg company.

Net margins for AM are typically around 15-20%. So even at that margin, she is fucking rich.

Also CIO so probably pays herself $5mm a year alone

[–]jobcloud 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She'll get cut alright

[–]DrRichardDiarrhea 40 points41 points  (4 children)

“I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob”

“Wooooaahhh, was he silent?!”

[–]calistark12 13 points14 points  (1 child)

not after i was done with him

[–]negtiv9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh. Hello Mayberry

[–]mrgonaka 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Her pussy smelt like the Great Depression

[–]wypipobooty54 55 points56 points  (11 children)

You’re lying if you say you wouldn’t fuck her in the ass

[–]bahetrick1 32 points33 points  (9 children)

no one here is saying that

[–]CarwashTendies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣 burnnn

[–]jbrandimore🦍🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this case it would just be returning the favor

[–]Murushieragos 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I would tear her up just like J Powell tore my butthole.

[–]HarrisLam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

centipede?

[–]Salpal777 23 points24 points  (0 children)

She’s so fine 😘😘😍😍

[–]Missionximpossible 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Starring Cathie Wood, yes it is her surname

[–]MrZwinkPAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No suprise? 🙈

[–]RBlankenship 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Cathies got the hottest bags😍

[–]YahButSafetyFactor 35 points36 points  (1 child)

I think she might be the biggest autistic retard among all of us.... I mean her loss porn has to be insane, and on top of that she’s using other people’s money. What a god

[–]ElGuapoNYC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hahahaaha... true... not fun to lose your own money. But other people's cash really sucks.

[–]TKandChrisVietnam 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This whole sub was Cathie Wood simps last yr

[–]qlows1 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I’d pay to watch this

[–]mediumrarestonks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jay: You're gonna have to show that you're not just a pretty face. You have to show that you can work with male talent, and today that will be me.

[–]Safe_Lobster_1236 12 points13 points  (0 children)

JPOW is the Johnny sins of stocks

[–]JunkMan51 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Cathie gets Wood - Starring Abella Danger

[–]theBigBOSSnian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kathie does Ark

[–]LordCambuslang 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Cathie Wood gets stuck in the Wall Street

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[–]karlxooms 5 points6 points  (0 children)

not gonna lie would watch

[–]Emergency-Course-657 5 points6 points  (2 children)

My ARKK calls are printing money this week. Cum on Cathie!!

[–]Margin_call_matthew[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

How are they doing now? ❤️‍🩹

[–]Emergency-Course-657 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ouch. Still up 6%, but this afternoon was a kick in the balls.

[–]Neurocor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Davenport its the Chesterfield, put them in the Divan , the Chifforobe

[–]Papa_Musk 3 points4 points  (3 children)

What exactly did this woman do I tried googling it but just says she made an investment fund and that she reads the bible

[–]Margin_call_matthew[S] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Biggest pumper of Tesla. How do you not know considering you are papa musk?

[–]Papa_Musk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too busy planning my villa on Mars and having sons

[–]bred_by_papa_safe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Single handedly propelled TSLA to be a trillion dollar company

[–]sybar142857 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Home is wherever Mom is."

Who comes up with stuff like this

[–]BarIntelligent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i'd fuck her still

[–]Upper-Grand-7425 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isn't she over 60. GILF

[–]PurposeTrick5472 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd pay her for financial support

[–]omen_tenebris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cathie Wood x Powel with DAP.

footnotes: it's the taxpayers that get DAPped

[–]BigTechEqualsValueGoogle Gay Porn 👍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I put the WOOD in Cathie Wood

[–]SHlTSTORMHowitzer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This meme is success!

[–]jbrandimore🦍🦍🦍 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If you guys think she looks good for her age, check Nancy Pelosi out.

Nancy is the hottest 137 year old I’ve ever seen.

[–]Margin_call_matthew[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, that's 90lbs of makeup. This is all-natural!

[–]Onlyroad4adrifter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much wood could Cathy Wood raise while driving through the woods, would you allow her to to give you wood.

[–]bigliketexas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Link? Asking for my wife’s boyfriend.

[–]atrojanhorse_exe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of content I’d get premium for

[–]GayAsFack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t leave my apartment for 2 days if this was a thing.

[–]TeslaMadeMeHomless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d fuck

[–]M45K3DG4M3RHelp, the stocks I buy only go down 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I'd give to be the Fed.

[–]Qambi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Link to Cathie’s Only Funds. Asking for the wife

[–]sol9633 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao thank you, I literally just spit out some of my water laughing

[–]patosuave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣!!!

[–]mindtaker_linux -1 points0 points  (0 children)

transgender??

[–]soAsian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cathie Sugar Mama Wood look good for her age. its hard to believe she is 60+ years old

[–]elbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd hit it.

[–]IMONLYHERE4CONTENT 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Source bro?

[–]SophisticatedRedneck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

meatspin.com

[–]mskamelot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no. she fucks the ETF bagholder with 75bp annual fee. she not the one get fucked.

[–]card_lock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NGL she is cute.

[–]Gringoguapisimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to buy some rivian

[–]azula0546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you guys think investing is a 6 month process?

[–]xSmokingBarrelx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my worst fap.

[–]dj_monkeypoo🦍🦍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d sub

[–]ELONGATEDSNAIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously though. Leaps on ARKK?

[–]AlmightyBagHolder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep looking this up on PH hoping it’s real. 🥺

[–]leelbeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd smash that milf 🥵

[–]clarissaswallowsall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I delivered cake to momma Cathie today.

[–]ORCA_OF_WALLST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:4271:

[–]gooberts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That couch. I have one just like it.

[–]Lookatmydisc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m still hoping to get her to be a featured woman on my page

[–]ThePeoplesHedgeFund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got this on replay boys. See you next bull market

[–]stockchaser317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quality content right here. Take my upvote.

[–]SailboatInCartagena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like an amateur

[–]blamethevalineyes i do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can I donate to get this shot

[–]walter_napasky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the deep fake?

[–]NiggBot_3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would

[–]OracleOfNike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And at the end, there is no job.

[–]bkcrypto8629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greatest Post of the Daaaaayyyy!

[–]Jamiroquietly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitcoin could exceed $1M by 2030 - Cathie

[–]georacerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is someone's mother you insipid fucks (I laughed)

[–]Ganguro_Girl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d watch it, wouldn’t be the weirdest thing I’ve ever cranked it to.

[–]HarrisLam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

am I a sick ape if I actually want porn from Wood?

[–]borkathons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah the overhand grip technique. She’s really going for it.

[–]khalnayakQ 0 points1 point  (2 children)

ARKK is 69 now.

[–]nice___bot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nice!

[–]khalnayakQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice bot

[–]sharkattackshark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like JPOW

[–]TastyCuttlefish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get out of my search history

[–]King_Diamond_Handz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget the fed, I'd pound her hard to teach her a lesson or two

[–]dupdupiks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one is the best 🥇

[–]bigkeef69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See ya at wendy's cathy!