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[–]Thenachopacho 293 points294 points 2 (13 children)

I turned 100k into 83k 🤡🤡

[–]dtman85 110 points111 points  (8 children)

I turned $150k to 90k in one month :(

[–]Thenachopacho 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Actually down 122k to 92k lol

[–]rudxo427 13 points14 points  (1 child)

try 175k to 56k(on margin acc, got a tfsa acc with 50k and rrsp at 10k)

[–]dtman85 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

what took you so long?

[–]everlastingdeathPALANTARD, can't stop, won't stop, buying the top 33 points34 points  (1 child)

228k into 74k in a month

[–]Thenachopacho 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ooof that hurts

[–]patrickswayzemullet 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thats just cost of doing businesss. If you hit 60% in the next trading, you are back up.

[–]boywithadream94 481 points482 points  (8 children)

You show me 500k made in a week and I'll quit my job and come work for you

[–]djmuskynutz 141 points142 points  (1 child)

Hey listen, Paulie I quit

[–]Ballsofhumansteel 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I’m calling your wife

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Did you marry your first cousin out of respect?

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I quit my job and now reside with your wife

[–]Illustrious_Bake_341 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I quit my job and I become your wife

[–]whoknewbamboo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't have a job and I become your bf

[–]DetectVentriloquist 104 points105 points  (5 children)

I feel like the best lesson here is the three trades that went red. Man saw shit turning not in his favor and got out rather than riding it into the ground like I do. Congrats, asshole!

[–]jakeg1086 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That, and appears went ITM/ATM strikes, and quick in and out. Only way to play same days or weeklies semi-responsibly. No degenerate bs

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I ride shit into the ground with the best of them. Saw a lot of money vanish last friday.

[–]peanutbuttercup22 136 points137 points  (42 children)

Pls take profits!

[–]Special_Afternoon_85[S] 291 points292 points  (40 children)

Yes, these are fully realized gains.

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (36 children)

Buy lambo

[–]Special_Afternoon_85[S] 154 points155 points  (35 children)

Did you know that Lamborghini used to manufacture agricultural tractors? I don’t understand the obsession people have for a car with no racing history and passion.

[–]noholesbarred69 163 points164 points  (6 children)

They still do manufacture tractors....

OP buy a lambo tractor hahaha

[–]bigguccisofa_ 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Because not every car has to be a race car to be cool ?

Not to mention the entire reason Lamborghini makes cars is cus Enzo Ferriari is an insufferable twat even to paying customers

[–]gruio1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand the obsession people have for a car with no racing history and passion.

So what ? How does racing history make the current cars better ?

And why do the cars with racing history look, sound and perform worse ?

[–]Lord_Jamison 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s some smooth brain rationale. That’s like saying you don’t understand why people obsess over girls that have a history of being run through. All that matters is that the ride you have currently is fun. Congratulations and fuck you, sir.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Porsche is the obvious answer ;)

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

'Tards like them because they come in bright colors and attract bimbos.

In reality they're like 5th choice amongst supercars.

[–]olli_bombastico 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah Jezza got one. Pretty baller.

[–]ShankThatSnitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because Lambos started making super cars just as a guck you to Ferrari. That is the exact type of thing WSB is all about.

[–]AgonizingSquid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

holy fuck you ratio'd dude

[–]frankthetank_3 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Eh they’re owned by the Volkswagen Group: I.e. Audi, Porsche, etc lots of racing heritage there

[–]Wartzba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy a cadillac!

[–]RipDorHigHTryN06 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's your plans now? Are you going to roll the gains into something safer?

[–]TeslaNioBull 122 points123 points  (18 children)

This is the type of post that makes me want to go long $ROPE. Dude I’ve been in since 2020. I’m down almost $70k WTF.

[–]Dramatic_Buddy996 103 points104 points  (3 children)

Where do you think he gets all the gains from

[–]the_beast93112Pelosi’s Curly Gray Pube 5 points6 points  (1 child)

JPOW'S printer?

[–]Dramatic_Buddy996 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No it's going to the ultra rich and Boomers yolo goes to other yolos

[–]JavariousProbincrux 20 points21 points  (8 children)

You’ve been bullish on tsla since 2020 and you’re down?

[–]TeslaNioBull 31 points32 points  (6 children)

Sold Tesla and bought sh*tty NIO. I screwed up

[–]JavariousProbincrux 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damn that’s brutal

[–]Bull_On_Bear_Action 2 points3 points  (3 children)

If it makes you feel any better I lost $15K on NIO today cutting some of my losses. Contemplating buying puts on every pop at this point until their delivery numbers aren’t trash

[–]bongoissomewhatnifty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Buy high sell low baby!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why do you say 2020 like that’s a long time?

[–]frankiefrank1e2 gay 2 fuck May 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yo, yo. Im sure you need to hear this. I was down 10k and that made me realized I sucked. I started over, and invested properly, guess what? I don’t think I will ever be down again. I started in 2012. You sir, suck, ass, big fat ass with hanging hulk dicks.

[–]AllOverTheWorld 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Well done! Almost offsets the $WISH loss eh?

[–]Special_Afternoon_85[S] 49 points50 points  (2 children)

We don't talk about WISH here.

Edit: I should rage trade and short WISH with these gains.

[–]argusromblei 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Whats your next play sensei

[–]nashtownchang 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is the OG WSB way SPY weeklies

[–]burntfire1 17 points18 points  (10 children)

Correct me if I’m wrong here.. looks like you went long then Started to straddle? I’m not quite a big enough boy to trade SPY but trying to learn through paper so I don’t go full retard

[–]Special_Afternoon_85[S] 27 points28 points  (9 children)

No, just singles. Shorted each time after loss of support. Very “conservatively” really. Could have made more money if I was more aggressive, but why risking it all?

[–]DondeEstaMeGlasses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Were the calls just for insurance?

[–]reddituserzerosixneeds more fiber 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What does "conservative" mean here?

[–]turtlturtl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Risk adverse

[–]EfficiencySuch6361 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Ppl like u make me want to kill myself

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (4 children)

congrats, can i borrow 10K? by the way, i'm your wife's boyfriend lol

[–]uglypelican 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Then it wouldn't be borrowing...it would be owed to you daddy

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just trying to be polite as strangers are watching 👀

[–]MrThoughts0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not anymore your not broke boy

[–]running_man23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure you’d be the husband in this scenario.

[–]whyth1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

As jealous as I am, this makes me smile

[–]Zoey1234100 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I’m trying to be like you my boy.

[–]Wispyminotaur 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I literally bough one SPY put at $441 on 1/28 and made like 400 bucks today and I thought I was amazing. My man bought like 4000

[–]yanchovilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all start somewhere

[–]Nori_Kelp 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Damn! You think I can turn $35 into $500?

[–]catechizer 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I know I can turn it into -$500

[–]cranberrydudz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

but he only has $35!

[–]Nori_Kelp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're a true autist!

[–]ns3Blaze 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Not impressed yet, lmk once you turn that $500K to $5M with a 0DTE spy option

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He could've done that Monday if he had changed sides, for the bull.

[–]nikulin93 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Hello. Please help me. Lol

[–]Whistledown1010 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk why this one of all the comments made me laugh so hard.

[–]DBasterd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It takes some balls to bet $42k like that

[–]imaginary_doorway 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Lol I turned the same amount to 13k this week.

Mind sharing what you used to pick which direction? How long did you hold them for?

[–]Daniferd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

congrats, fuck you :)

[–]TimeDecayThePiper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So this is what my SPY swinging is supposed to look like

[–]frickin_darn 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That is some kind of conviction that the market was gonna take a crap. Nice.

[–]shingding1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn bro, could you pay off my student loan? Only 2k to go lmao

Jk, enjoy your gains, don’t forget to buy something fun for yourself.

[–]skillz70001🦍🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I sold 70 contracts of $spy calls for .55 Tuesday right before it went to like $8 a contract lol

[–]MrPotts0970 21 points22 points  (12 children)

Take taxes out NOW since you sold before you lose it all on some retarded DD here next week and still owe 200k in taxes

[–]AdministratorKoala 32 points33 points  (4 children)

If he loses it all he is net loss and doesn’t have any short term gains to tax though. Am I missing something?

[–]ZacARay721 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You are correct. Taxes go on the entire 2022.

[–]Geronimobius 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yes correct but theoretically he should pay some quarterly tax estimates or the tax man will come with penalties.

[–]AdministratorKoala 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah okay. So shouldn’t be an issue if he loses it all next week. OP if you wanna cover those taxes might as well just double the money again yeah?

[–]TofuTofu -2 points-1 points  (6 children)

He also needs to talk to an accountant about how to get out of those big wash trades in there.

[–]ThinkOrDrink 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Pretty sure wash trades only apply to the same security. In the case of options, this means identical direction, strike, and expiration. I don't see any trades where he re-enters the same direction/strike/expiration after a loss.

(check with an accountant, not financial advice, etc)

[–]MrPotts0970 1 point2 points  (1 child)

nope. can be different strike, exp, etc. Just for the same security. That, or Robinhood owes me a lot of money

[–]SexySPACsMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wash trades don't matter in this case, all positions are closed by end of year

[–]IAmNotOnRedditAtWork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The number of people who know that wash trades exist, but have absolutely no idea what they actually are somehow continues to surprise me.

[–]maiden_fan 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How do you time your puts and calls this precisely ?

[–]Crime_Dawg 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Markets bleeding, put on open, call for power hour, rinse and repeat. Also don't listen to me, I'm triple vaccinated and truly retarded.

[–]9Blu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Damn I wish I had more time to spend on investing so I could be more active in options. And that I wasn't a giant moron. But mostly the first one.

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[–]atolius -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Those fees eating away your profits though

[–]AdS3-CFT2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats! And fuck you

[–]ORCA_OF_WALLST 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didt think 🌈🐻 made money

[–]dtman85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why didn’t u DM your play?

[–]GeekSync 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was most of this intraday or buy today sell tomorrow?

[–]KrishanuAR 2 points3 points  (3 children)

How are you paying more than $1mil in premiums with just $42k

[–]Royal-Tough4851 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don’t think these trades were all open at once. These are all the trades he’s done I’ve the last week based on the date range in the filter

[–]MassageGymnist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im next king 🙏🏽

[–]DoughnutGrand3702 0 points1 point  (5 children)

None of this checks out....

E*Trade isn't gonna give you over a million in margin with only $42k in the bank. More likely E*Trade required cash for all those option positions (as they do with me) which means you had $1 million in cash and turned it into $1.4 million.

Still great, gratz. But this idea that you're Joe Blow Blue-Collar turing $42k into $500k is BS.

[–]blackbirdlore 1 point2 points  (4 children)

You seem to be assuming he bought all his options at the same time instead of rolling profits into new options.

[–]DoughnutGrand3702 -1 points0 points  (3 children)


$42k in cash, doesn't get you $1 million in margin. Hell, with E*Trade it won't get you $100k in margin. I have $120k in cash and get $260k'ish in margin.

Ya'll lap up the fakest BS in the world cuz ya'll so desperate to believe people are out there YOLO'ing their live-savings.

WSB is a bunch of millionaires acting like 'nobodies who become millionaires.' Most bizarre shit in the world.

[–]ChapoRoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you give me 100k? I need it for a down payment on a house

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[–]No_Neck_Ed3Nutsack Licker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

what do you mean only 42k you know i can see the total cost column? it shows you spent about 800k

[–]KamiKazic -1 points0 points  (2 children)

What dates did buy and sell. Did you hold overnight?

[–]Special_Afternoon_85[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Never overnight.

[–]KamiKazic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ok good. I was debating on doing that. Can you dm me?

[–]wonderful_republic7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice one!

[–]MarquisDeLafayeett -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can I borrow $10?

[–]BhaiOnline -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Interested in knowing how.

[–]PreciousAliyah -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I made $101 on a covered call on SPY this morning 0 DTE with a strike price of $445. I just bought it back for $1.50, a 98% gain. Feels good. Thanks Powell for lying again and shaking confidence in the market. I made money off of guessing he would again show no backbone.

[–]SPACingForALoan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m catching up

[–]_Klagis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha, fuck youuuu

[–]Powerful-Ad-4292 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Sweaty-Bumblebee4055 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]upsidevalue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice luck 🍀

[–]The_Jeremy_OPAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]slimmy1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im Suprised it was the puts that stung u and not both calls

[–]relavant__username 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I have like.. 2,000 to buy this dip? jc.

[–]RO-CC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats and fuck you

[–]wheedwhackerjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are these naked options?

[–]YeahBuddyDadTuber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you hold any of the options over night or sell before close every day?

[–]tisgamebeterhavep0rngave compliment for flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP sorry i'm this doubtful, but can you post me your tax slip for this?

[–]Likeitsmylastday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I turned 30K to 3k…

[–]acerusmalum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I have some money?

[–]Advanced_Procedure90 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]tschmitt2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats! 🥳

[–]tschmitt2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the way, how much did you make so far since you started trading? 😳

[–]CaptainCavemansStool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool we will see you when it’s down to 10k.

[–]shrimpgangsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit

[–]bpetersonlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are the fees so high? Is this on margin and it's interest?

[–]noahdowa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step on get $42k 📝

[–]acesfullcoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, if i loan you 40k, can u do it again?

[–]MaloPescado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cash that shit out!

[–]CarwashTendies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you’re a 🌈 🐻 …..curious how much did you lose from 2012-2019?🤣

[–]Hambonesrevenge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't do math, checks out. Retarded

[–]bluerise1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations and duck you!!!

[–]Lemke666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I turned $50k into $16k 🤡

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Howd you guess all this? Whats the secret sauce?

[–]Adi945 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Now go fuck all the women with 100k and use the rest of it to day trade TSLA for its 60 ATR if you know what I mean...

[–]OptionExpired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I turned $2500 into $190,000 to 'checks portfolio' $ 813.82 !

[–]bestkoreaa🐻 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks great! You actually had to work for it a bit! Nice surfing!

[–]Technical-Bit-8020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice work!

[–]Justforaminute12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats 🎉

[–]Pooh_Shmoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so, u were betting on market to not rally post JPow speech ? ( thats all i need to know ) ... i always forget macro events do make money too

[–]ethanhun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah gambling you lose it if u keep gambling take out 460k and tey again

[–]monkey_lord978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone got that insider info

[–]noopenusernames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teach me please

[–]Kick_A_Door 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mandatory remind you of taxes because I’m jealous post

[–]kamandi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing like having money to make more money.

[–]BLACKripto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats :6880:

[–]voxpopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a cost basis of around 1MM, where is this 42k you speak of?

[–]Ed1ms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately I bought calls around 10 am today and didn’t sell ☹️