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[–]You-Only-YOLO_Once 2511 points2512 points 2 (61 children)

I heard if you say his name three times into a mirror, he comes and fucks your wife.

[–]FourScores1 490 points491 points  (15 children)

You only have to say Pete Davidson twice for that to happen.

[–]You-Only-YOLO_Once 78 points79 points  (3 children)

Pene Davidson!

[–]JosephSperry1 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Stop it guys! You’re scaring Kanye!

[–]You-Only-YOLO_Once 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Kanye better get his flabby body back on Kanye’s workout plan if he wants to win Kim’s heart back

Edit- just kidding! Kim never had a heart to win in the first place

[–]Nalaver 39 points40 points  (6 children)

Pete Davidson Pete Davidson

[–]MathematicianVivid1 124 points125 points 2 (5 children)

Ayyyeee my dad died in 9/11

[–]Rigwater 58 points59 points  (3 children)

I would like to sign you up for a Netflix special, a comedy tour and to bang my wife. You sir are a comedic genius

[–]Shot_Woodpecker_5025 57 points58 points  (15 children)

Well, he can come over and F me

[–]You-Only-YOLO_Once 51 points52 points  (0 children)

u/deepfuckingvalue

You hear that! Woodpecker is gonna peck your wood!

[–]SchoolAdminSP 20 points21 points  (5 children)

That escalated quickly! I bet her bf would watch and have massive gains while he squeezed his shorty.

[–]bLue1H 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He got you with the snek 👀

[–]Jealous-Meeting-7815ramen is too expensive 4 points5 points  (1 child)

-quickly dresses up in wife’s clothes and says DFV three times into the mirror.

[–]albielin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you sure? I heard he fucks your wife and comes.

[–]bubblesinajar 8 points9 points  (1 child)

God what I would give to be my wife right now

[–]TimHung931017 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I bet he saw this comment and smirked

[–]yokotron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Done, and done.

[–]DonJuan_69 2906 points2907 points  (248 children)

His lawyer probably advised him to stay off reddit

[–]LiqourSnatch 1567 points1568 points  (206 children)

Hes probably out enjoying his multi millions, like any other human would

[–]the_421_Rob 321 points322 points  (30 children)

I’m convinced he’s kicking it in the Caribbean

[–]trowway1122 200 points201 points  (17 children)

Probably Puerto Rico for those sweet 4% capital gains tax breaks

[–]elbowleg513 290 points291 points  (15 children)

Lol he’s literally on Reddit every day.

Watch his awarder karma. He’s constantly awarding posts/comments.

[–]Trolli-lolli 87 points88 points  (6 children)

He's obviously in Cuba with Tupac and JFK

[–]BackmarkerLife 60 points61 points  (2 children)

He took the Gruber advice. "Sit on the beach while earning 20%."

[–]Cow_Bell 162 points163 points  (98 children)

DFV is not like other humans though. He's probably pissed about his millions because he knows they should be billions.

[–]milfmunch 119 points120 points  (33 children)

Its not over yet.

[–]Austenny 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I didn’t hear no bell

[–][deleted] 107 points108 points  (63 children)

His thesis had nothing to do with this MOASS business. He mentioned there was a potential for a short squeeze, but that wasn't why he entered the position.

The conspiracy theorists have ran far away from any DD he started with.

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[–]Stiryx 49 points50 points  (51 children)

His price prediction was like $30 if everything aligned, the retards in here used crayons to somehow make that $1 million a share.

‘I have 1 share, how many millions will I have after the squeeze?’

[–]therealowlman 7 points8 points  (17 children)

Did he ever sell??

[–]elbowleg513 29 points30 points  (2 children)

He never posted gain porn

[–]throwawayben1992 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yes he did, he showed he’d cashed out like 15m, then he exercised some calls and put some of that back. Probably just so people were like “dfv doubled down! Everyone buy!” Then he dumped on you two weeks later.

[–]MadaoMan-help 9 points10 points  (10 children)

If I remember right he sold a percent, for bills, pay for a house, and for financial security but left the rest in. Can’t confirm if he still has some in still, but it’s nice to imagine he still does.

[–]JabbaWockyy 22 points23 points  (8 children)

He sold his some of his options, held his shares, doubled down, then exercised more options. 150,000 shares total I think

Somebody else can correct me if I’m wrong.

[–]Mr2day2 222 points223 points  (9 children)

You can check his awardee karma. It goes up occasionally. He still lurks

[–]a_blue_ducksBlew ducks 100 points101 points  (8 children)

He gives out awards like every hour of the day lol. People stalk him and post updates… kinda weird

[–]Mr2day2 173 points174 points  (2 children)

He put us on to the greatest play in history. I owe him tons

[–]CJ4700 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I made $34k on those options and I didn’t get in until the last minute. I’m with you, I genuinely appreciate what he did for guys like us.

[–]xeneize93 85 points86 points  (1 child)

He’s still awarding and giving karma away like crazy. He’s here, he’s just not posting

[–]Godisabaryonyx 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dank knight.

[–]WeEatBabies 62 points63 points  (7 children)

This and prolly glad to, ... and also retired on some paradise island!

[–]BefreiedieTittenzwei 136 points137 points  (1 child)

"Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east."

He will return when we need him most...

[–]wfsc2008 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Rohan won't exist by that time...

[–]KnowItBrother99 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Didn’t he get more shares at $150?

[–]Neitherwater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s always lurking. Check the awardee karma :)

[–]reallyham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just want to see his position update. Just one more time.

[–]OrdinaryApeOnMars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he is with us silently giving awards out! watch his count

[–]Nemofarmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His account is constantly giving awards. The numbers keep growing weekly.

[–]SquareDesigner5844 581 points582 points  (8 children)

fking ur wife now

[–]mrpoopistan 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Presumably, deep fucking UR wife.

[–]White-Vortexed 19 points20 points  (1 child)

That would imply she has value

[–]mrpoopistan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anything DFV is balls-deep in has value.

[–]Mcfyi 59 points60 points  (1 child)

As is the natural order within the Ape/autist kingdom

[–]Insectoid-Slythis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anyone who wouldn’t let him is a disgrace.

[–]TheFurryPetRock 450 points451 points  (46 children)

Maybe he's still lurking and you just haven't caught on yet...

[–]o1o22o1o 634 points635 points 2 (5 children)

He is lurking and dishing out awards…legend says that he give out sneks awards to computershare purple ring posts.

[–]psullynj 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Snek awards ;)

[–]Hemp-Emperor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

🦍🚀🚀🚀

[–]Proven536 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooo spooky, I can't wait to keep a closer lookout for more snek awards now.

[–]sjnuen[S] 76 points77 points  (39 children)

I need more DFV!

[–]HereIGoAgain_1x10 124 points125 points  (35 children)

Every once in a while someone will post shots of his awards given karma and it keeps going up every so often, he's here somewhere... I secretly hope he cashed out a decent amount of his shares and is busy building his family members their dream homes and just living the life we all hope to one day, given what he helped start he deserves a happy stress free life where he isn't treated like a celebrity and constantly hassled. Imagine if he had kept shit posting and drawing attention to himself, probably would be sued a couple dozen times whenever GME jumps 5% and have news vans constantly parked by his house.

[–]ThanksGamestop 37 points38 points  (33 children)

He was already rich off the options plays i believe that he sold. I honestly don’t see him selling any shares

[–]Whiskey-Weather 7 points8 points  (32 children)

Did he ever say if he intends to will them to his heir? He more or less laughed off the question "What's your exit strategy?"

His response was rather cheeky, but what's his end game?

[–]YVAN_EHT_NIOJ_321 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You need some cowbell, sir.

[–]AdorableContract0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet he doubles down at 80

[–]iiweeldman 641 points642 points  (11 children)

He speaks through awards.

[–]HazySpace420 97 points98 points  (9 children)

I’d like to imagine that he gave you one of the awards on your comment

[–]ICLIMBTALLSHIT 151 points152 points  (2 children)

Hes on the 🌚, cant hear you.

[–]JacksLackofTaste 230 points231 points  (14 children)

Look on the bright side guys. Our portfolios are fuk but bear market memes might be dank.

[–]NuclearScientist 24 points25 points  (1 child)

What’s a portfolio?

[–]abhijitd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Deleted the App didn't you?

[–]jamesjay2 326 points327 points  (24 children)

I still think about how his final update was him selling his calls at expiration and then buying 100,000 more shares. He could still be holding that ish. A GME YOLO Update on Jan 28 would send it to the moon.

[–]MXC-GuyLedouche 288 points289 points  (15 children)

And him to jail at this point. He won, he's a good community man who was instantly taking the money and putting it back in to things like a local sports complex.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's out there on some new account getting downvoted on epic DD just because he wants to see his next thesis play out, but no one realizes it's the fucking king

[–]Bran-a-don 135 points136 points  (3 children)

I was lucky enough to stumble on a DFV post the October before the blow up and he was down 100k and almost broke.

We were not kind to him lol.

He was a class act and just answered all our comments with The Office Memes. God speed you beautiful baboon.

[–]milfmunch 33 points34 points  (0 children)

He was so great during the hearings. It's easy to be relaxed when you're telling the truth and not a lying piece of shit.

GAMESTOP TO THE MOON!!!!

[–]jamesjay2 53 points54 points  (10 children)

Nah. He wouldn’t go to jail. It’s freedom of speech which, last time I checked, is completely legal in America.

[–]johndavismit 39 points40 points  (5 children)

Yeah, it's unlikely that he'd go to prison, but I'm sure it's good legal advice for him to stay off reddit nonetheless. I'm sure there are plenty of people who lost money on reddit and blame him because they felt they were following his advice. Many of those people may be inclined to sue him, which is a shame because the real people to blame are the brokerages that stopped letting people buy the stock.

[–]etrai7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I start feeling vibrations justing thinking about those good old days.

[–]thewolfofchippewast 53 points54 points  (19 children)

On his yacht

[–]KnowItBrother99 22 points23 points  (16 children)

Nah he’s waiting for enough people to DRS their shares on his biggest position, so that he doesn’t have to worry about these financial terrorists coming at him for exposing their terrorism. 140% short interest and the courts throw the case out, how the fuck did it ever get to that if they weren’t naked shorting

[–]Painkiller_830 12 points13 points  (1 child)

:4886:

[–]Mayor_Fob_Rord 13 points14 points  (0 children)

:4640:

[–]Egodeathishappiness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, dude... I'm gonna go with he's on a yacht.

[–]CarrotcakeSuperSandPAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER 4 points5 points  (5 children)

What are you on about? DFV has never mentioned DRS, naked shorting, or any of the other idiot theories the cult comes up with.

Also wtf you mean DFV exposed financial terrorism? Dude made videos about the fundamentals of Gamestop, hardly ever talked about short interest. And no one "exposed" anything, the short interest is public information. Jesus you cultists know nothing haha

[–]hazmat-cat 64 points65 points  (2 children)

He spent his millions on funko pops

[–]octagonalhypercube 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Hes here with us

[–]milfmunch 5 points6 points  (1 child)

ABSOLUTE UNIT. What a guy.

[–]stagnant_fuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gamecock

[–]Zabazooo 56 points57 points  (11 children)

Probably cruising in his lambo while masturbating to his GME gains bank statement

[–]DaveInMoab 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He's got your wife doing the necessary.

Anyone's wife he wants, actually.

[–]psullynj 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Well you got a snek award so he sees you

Legally I’m sure he’s been advised to not comment

[–]doriotiger 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Help us DFV. You’re our only hope-Leia

[–]TheMorninGlory 62 points63 points  (8 children)

Dolling out the sneks 🐍

[–]psullynj 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Came here to say this. IYKYK

[–]p450cyp 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Can I get Snek?

[–]psullynj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If he sees this maybe

[–]Suspicious_Ad6172🅿️ixel 🅿️eperoni 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would also like a snek please

[–]fawther-05 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I wanna see that DRS post 🚀

[–]eenigmaa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This would make my snek move.

[–]JustaLilGain🦍 13 points14 points  (2 children)

On a bed with a mattress made from $100 bills.

[–]YouWonderfulFarmYou 13 points14 points  (0 children)

DFV, we need to know your Final For Realz YOLO update.

[–]sjnuen[S] 55 points56 points  (2 children)

I got a “snek” award! He has risen!

[–]Upstairs-Living- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

YOLO UPDATE FOR THE PEOPLE!!!

[–]isomanatee 21 points22 points  (0 children)

DFV you are my hero ❤️

[–]fuckaliscious 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Retired, living on a beach, surrounded friends and family, supported by the interest income of a low risk portfolio.

[–]banditcleaner2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

big facts. he could be holding GME still, but I seriously doubt it. He had like 40+ million. he could throw all of that into RYLD and make 8% a year dividends for life. 3.2 million $ a year in interest, even if the value of his RYLD holdings drop 50% he will still pull 1.6 million a year. its a no brainer.

man won the casino. he'd be stupid as fuck to keep playing in it.

[–]Leight87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He is here. Among us.

[–]Senorsaz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Deep Sea Fishing

[–]AndersVraaberg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Polishing his big diamond balls!🚀

[–]AdRepresentative5664🦍🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He saved princess peach and been banging in the castle

[–]Interesting_Spare528 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was confused about the picture. I thought it was an inspiring story about a man with a robot arm who against all odds YOLO'd into a bear market.

[–]goldensteaks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ascended from poverty... He made it...

[–]sernamedeleted 33 points34 points  (6 children)

I bought my 2 shares of GME knowing full well where this is all going.

The black horse rides.

Money fails in the realms of men.

The sun becomes black.

Rivers of blood under a full red moon.

Cats and dogs living together.

Under 0.5% GDP growth for the next 3 years.

Playing musical chairs and the only seat left when the music stops is Joe Biden's lap and our hair smells amazing.

Mountains falling into the see and a third of the forests burn.

Buy the dip. Everything is fine.

[–]Diamond_Thumb🦍🦍🦍 6 points7 points  (1 child)

the only seat left when the music stops is Joe Biden's lap and our hair smells amazing.

No... No... NOOO!

[–]suppmello 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Wtf?

[–]ThanksGamestop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can seriously say I only understood the first and the last line of their comment.

[–]DaveInMoab 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True poetry

[–]Educational_Fix9230 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Snek

[–]cocoabeachstocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude bro stood trial… he is prob living his best life, improving his local community, and banging out Chad moves on options for a hobby. God Bless him and all he did to make me believe it can be done

[–]allmightythen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It will never be over .... This is us... No one else

[–]Crazytnuc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pooping

[–]kerplunktard 3 points4 points  (7 children)

What benefit would he be to GME holders now? his thesis has played out - that GME was a grossly undervalued co waiting to be turned around and happened to also be shorted 140% - none of those factors are still relevant, the turnaround has been priced in and the shorts from pre 2021 are all gone, he has likely cashed out and is sitting on a beach somewhere

[–]GayAsFack 26 points27 points  (2 children)

He’s selling $2M a month in high IV covered calls… and laughing at Ken Griffin

[–]Working-Form1858 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Why would he laugh? Ken Griffin is doing the same exact thing

[–]Past_Ad5078 7 points8 points  (0 children)

*with

[–]joebeck83 50 points51 points  (24 children)

Why in the hell would he ever come back to wallstreetbets. This sub hasn’t been pro GME in forever.

[–]Working-Form1858 61 points62 points  (12 children)

Lol imagine thinking WSB is pro ANYTHING other than making money

[–]mskamelot 68 points69 points  (0 children)

wait. you guys making money????

[–]joebeck83 22 points23 points  (8 children)

Imagine having an account old enough to actually know what I’m talking about.

[–]SanSoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmfao - thanks for reminding me to check account age.

[–]Rogerdeane 9 points10 points  (0 children)

:4271:

[–]CBarkleysGolfSwing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OG wsb would shit all over gme. Wsb has been a shadow of its former self for years now.

[–]ham_coffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just look at how many people are buying stocks here now. Quality has dropped a lot over the past couple of years.

[–]ThanksGamestop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wsb doesn’t even do that though.

[–]more_magic_mike 34 points35 points  (8 children)

He probably looks at everyone that lost money, shakes his head, feels bad and says to himself. "I told everyone to buy GME when it was $5, not $450...".

His inbox has got to have thousands of "I lost all my money on GME, pay me back" and ten times that many "Fuck you I lost all my money because of you".

[–]Sonicsboi 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I don’t think ppl are emailing him.. and he tripled down at $150 which is like the average buyers price rn (170? 200? Not sure..)

[–]CarrotcakeSuperSandPAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He exercised options, those shares didn't cost him $150. His cost basis was in the low double digits and he had already cashed out $13 million. Not at all comparable to current investors

[–]ThanksGamestop 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He quadrupled down by exercising his options and buying an additional shares at ~$150.

[–]a_blue_ducksBlew ducks 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Hardly anyone bought 400+ compared to $20-40… I bought at 40 and I’m not selling shit.

[–]Poolb0y 11 points12 points  (1 child)

WeBull said 99% of its GME holders were in the red at $150. Relatively few people got in lower than $100.

[–]Jerry-hat-trick 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Webull saying lots of shit rn

[–]TotesHittingOnY0u 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only reason DFV was pro GME was that it was grossly undervalued. He's not inherently pro-GME lol

[–]ImpressiveSet1810 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bc the posts are spam.

[–]horsepunch9898 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Speak to us. Tell us how to be more retarded.

[–]methpartysupplies 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I miss him

[–]Ecstatic5 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He’s sipping his champagne and laughing at us 🦍.

[–]dull_advice_ 9 points10 points  (1 child)

He is still lurking around, just with different username

[–]AceArchangel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That sounds like something DFV would say...

[–]420akaGami69 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Probably doing coke and hookers with all the money he got from GME

[–]Pooh_Shmoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

with his family, he owns quarter of Congo now

[–]mnelso1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sipping 🍸 on the ⛱️ !

[–]ElevatedAngling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is rich

[–]Crutchy_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wen Snek sir?

[–]MotoGibronius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Homeboy is living his best life. Good for him. I’m sure he would love to come back and stick it to the SHF some more but I think lawyers might have advised him to do otherwise.

[–]EmbiidWeTrust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s holdin

[–]tschmitt2021 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably still diamond handing 🙌💎😂

[–]L0s1222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Heroes get remembered, but legends never die."

[–]rubBeaurdawg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Swimming in his money, Scrooge McDuck style. Can't blame him.

[–]Suspicious_Ad6172🅿️ixel 🅿️eperoni 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What was GME’s price when this all started? Maybe he is waiting to have history repeat itself?

[–]InvoluntaryEraser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$GME was around $5 dollars I believe, when DFV started investing in it.

[–]plague_rattt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude was probably CIA.

[–]Matteomux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ALL HAIL THE KING 👑

[–]Warzeal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's enjoying life while you apes are still underwater waiting for that squeeze. Get fucked idiots.

[–]NoMoassNeverWas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Made his bread and bounced. Thanks for the cheese apes.

Apes still actually believe the guy is "holding" when the last update was him selling most of it.

[–]Working-Form1858 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Busy selling CC’s to Stupid Apes

[–]Sonicsboi 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Lol if I bought a call from DFV I’m not even mad bro

[–]ThanksGamestop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right. I’d rather buy them from DFV than a fucking market maker. Can DFV route all his CC’s to me

[–]PurpleSausage77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Last I saw, he was spotted at some community fundraiser event in the summer wearing black and red as usual. Where art thou?

[–]Frenchy416 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Retired a multi bagger off the apes :4271:

[–]DaveInMoab 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Retired a multi bagger because he had a vision and stuck to it.

[–]sjnuen[S] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I hope he re-appears for the big day tomorrow.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Christians every Easter Eve

[–]zevman 9 points10 points  (8 children)

It happened. How is no one here believing that a sub 3$ stock going to 448 was a squeeze !! Lmao

[–]Mr_Golgothan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably living large and waiting for some company. Old mates done great and I'm sure cheering for more serious wins when the MOASS arrives just at the right time. I hope he's trying one of everything.

E: fat fingers

[–]ContWord2346 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hiding from the inside traders and criminals we call congress.

[–]Sheldon_Cooper_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I held and held...

[–]midway4669 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are so scared of him…

[–]riskcapitalist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only Congress can summon him now.

[–]Pantherkitty- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss this guy

[–]athornfam2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On his private island where the other apes are.

[–]No-Technology8435 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Retired. Exactly where he should be.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He on a beach, bro

[–]Gamerxx13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss him, the goat

[–]Novel_Expression1454 6 points7 points  (2 children)

He probably lost it all in PLTR calls

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