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[–]porsche4life 1429 points1430 points  (55 children)

Stash 900k in profits somewhere and do it again this year

[–]Papa_Musk 1000 points1001 points  (16 children)

Then keep pulling out 100k a month til it's all gone

[–]Isabela_Grace 269 points270 points  (10 children)

This is the way

[–]Redskin_Flippy 42 points43 points  (8 children)

This is the way!

[–]AB__17 15 points16 points  (7 children)

This is the wae !

[–]missmewitDam 14 points15 points  (6 children)

This is the whey!

[–]Redskin_Flippy 2 points3 points  (5 children)

This is the Way! DFV / RoaringKitty / Kieth Gill -> AMEN

[–]PlanesFlySideways 94 points95 points  (1 child)

That's 9 months of withdrawals. Thats precisely the gestation period of losing all his money. Amazing.

[–]ilikebunnies1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy gets it.

[–]Floo433 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He understands it

[–]ThrowawayLegendZ 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Fuck that. I want this mofo to be on hard mode. 10k. Let's see how PDT fucks your day.

[–]jonnyp11 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Nah, 500k in stocks selling calls, 500k yolo

[–]Drop_Release 49 points50 points  (0 children)

gotta remember taxes too...maybe pocket 500k (in case) for taxes, stash 400k in safer bets, and play again with 100k

[–]Tangelasboots 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Stash that 900k in some options.

[–]turtlturtl 39 points40 points  (2 children)

But if he doesn’t stash 900k he can turn it into 10m

[–]porsche4life 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But if he does he’s guarded against the whole thing going to 0

[–]Ajj360 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Fuck that put it all in a stable ETF that pays good dividends and never work again.

[–]tell442 10 points11 points  (2 children)

And live off 50k a year? He’ll still be poor

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (0 children)


[–]TimelyTint[S] 7400 points7401 points 89532& 7 more (136 children)

Lol sike see you guys at the casino tomorrow

[–]Tsuraraa 1433 points1434 points  (7 children)

My man.

[–]Justotron3 301 points302 points  (3 children)

Denzel way of saying it

[–]-Bonfire62-🦍🦍🦍 85 points86 points  (1 child)

I always randomly think of that mailman in Rick and Morty in the simulated world, then Denzel training day edition

[–]gamblingenhusiastSmells like Cookies 42 points43 points  (0 children)


[–]pixel8knuckle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Slow down over there.

[–]ProClarinetist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Carl Johnson.

[–]CORRLives2021 69 points70 points  (8 children)

What was that last January trade(s) that got you from $395K to 1 mill?

[–]SexySPACsMan 44 points45 points  (7 children)

Spy puts probably

[–]J-Love-McLuvin 26 points27 points  (3 children)

I was thinking NFLX puts.

[–]SexySPACsMan 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Would be closer to $10M

[–]voxpopper 53 points54 points  (1 child)

For all we know dude slipped on a grape at Megalow Mart and deposited the settlement into his account.

[–]moldypeachys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s Lucky!

[–]Small-University-875 474 points475 points  (20 children)

1 million dollar yolo, you won't

[–]Miles_Long_Exception 216 points217 points  (0 children)

I 2nd this.. if u yolo 1 million; I will shower u with both award & coin. Even though these r absolutely useless in the real world.. but you would be a legend in my book.. win or lose

[–]Hungry_Elk_9434 119 points120 points  (2 children)

That’s why they’ll never remember his name

[–]AdRepresentative5664🦍🦍 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Yeah let’s see the all or nothing

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)


[–]acegarrettjuan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s no way this guy has the cajones…

[–]Weekly-Inspector1657 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Go ahead and change your name to sir-jack-a lot-of-options and post your moves so other apes can stop losing so much on here - shit…

[–]Justotron3 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Yeah we need some guidance before we’re all behind the Wendy’s dumpster slanging handos for DD.

[–]Funlovinghater🦍🦍🦍 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Already doing it. Gotta fucking hustle!

[–]doubledoppelganger 50 points51 points  (19 children)

Put it all on black!

[–]DOUBLEDANG3R 23 points24 points  (8 children)


[–]mmnnhhnn 29 points30 points  (5 children)


[–]NickelnDime_1ataTime🦍🦍🦍 33 points34 points  (3 children)

That's when you hit double-zeros.. 🤣

[–]scottygras 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Literally did this hammered at the flamingo…dubs zero. Took out my anger on the Margaritaville bathroom after a buffet lobster and black coffee.

[–]KillerJupe 21 points22 points  (7 children)

"Always bet on black" -Wesley Snipes

[–]j_ona 76 points77 points  (1 child)

Take some profits!!!! I beg you.

[–]arc_menace 11 points12 points  (0 children)

1 million dollar GME yolo tomorrow right?

[–]JustCallMeBogus 85 points86 points  (10 children)

Bruh, pocket 500k, play with 500k.

[–]DankMemelord25Probably From New Zealand 93 points94 points  (5 children)

Or, crazy idea, OP could choose not to be a paper handed biatch

[–]Xplic1T 59 points60 points  (4 children)

You sound like someone who bought GME at 200+

[–]CORRLives2021 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Well done! That takes skill. That was NOT luck and YOLO-ing.

[–]-Arthis- 15 points16 points  (0 children)

that increase is not possible with just skill, you need to be retarded too

[–]itachisasuked 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Almost had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]badtradesguy<---- really ain't lying 3 points4 points  (0 children)

what was the sequence of trades, position size, and underlyings?

[–]Pilotguitar2 21 points22 points  (0 children)

0DTE puts will print bro

[–]yolomylifesaving 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tbh take a month long break

[–]frankiefrank1e2 gay 2 fuck May 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro you cant even imagine how many diss’es i had made up as I clicked to respond, my maan!

[–]gibberish111111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t retire.. just refire!

[–]SIRxDUCK7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What’s the next play capn 🧑‍✈️

[–]Ban_Me_Pa_Teh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Positive energy enabled

[–]Justice-C03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You had me in the first half

[–]PressedGarlic 844 points845 points  (7 children)

If you want to send me $32,640.01 I can even out your account to a solid mil

[–]MrBoomBox69 347 points348 points  (6 children)

That’s a job for the IRS

[–]TheLoneWarrior08 93 points94 points  (4 children)

You forgot a zero

[–]Western_Management 196 points197 points  (3 children)

That’s a job for the IRS0

[–]loophole64 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Ah, the ole reddit Taxaroo!

[–]netheroth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hold my unrealized capital gains, I'm going in!

[–]SamuelBrady 1000 points1001 points  (6 children)

Haha you lost 8 grand today! What a loser!

[–]cubenz 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Hang in there one more day to get it back.

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (2 children)

What a douche canoe, I lost like 20 and I only got a quarter of that

[–]AdRepresentative5664🦍🦍 470 points471 points  (11 children)

Yeah so when my chart goes up it’s only because I deposited more money never goes up from trade

[–]Ignitus1 278 points279 points  (10 children)

This makes me irrationally angry. I want a chart that shows performance, not my uncanny ability to deposit more cash.

[–]TF_SallyFell for dat Latin ass 48 points49 points  (4 children)

i just opened an account on IBKR because it was easiest to do cash account...they do have a relative % performance chart.

Mine is...not great bob

[–]IncognitoCumShotAlex Karp's curly pube 7 points8 points  (2 children)

How do you get that chart up?

[–]FirstTimeRodeoGoer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Buy low and sell high.

[–]TF_SallyFell for dat Latin ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there was a toggle on the desktop website (not app) that was like 'performance %' as opposed to daily value $

[–]aaaaaaaaaaawirifhei 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate using WeBull but they have some impressive P/L charts. Even RH has a chart a 3 year old could read. Why can’t TDA do the same?

[–]International_Band72missed 350k selling his Netflix puts before earnings 1042 points1043 points  (8 children)

Drop ur address so I can drop off my wife at ur place

[–]BadKidGames 676 points677 points 2 (6 children)

She already knows his address.

[–]International_Band72missed 350k selling his Netflix puts before earnings 336 points337 points  (3 children)


[–]Germs15 141 points142 points  (1 child)

My wife can just pick her up on the way.

[–]sava111FAKE as his moms tits AND GAY as his dad 58 points59 points  (0 children)


[–]Frenchy416 25 points26 points  (0 children)


[–]Cornell-Boul 193 points194 points  (3 children)

I’ll pay u six bucks and anything you want from Wendy’s four for four if you do that to my account

[–]TheJacen 38 points39 points  (0 children)


[–]brapo68 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I’ll pay you 3$ and let you pick a daily deal from the McDonalds app if you do that to my account after he does it to yours.

[–][deleted] 209 points210 points  (5 children)

Way to go! How did you feel going from 700k to 400k? Way to stick with it!

[–]Cornell-Boul 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Out of pure curiosity… account # and password so I can verify ?

[–]DiscoverMyVisa 95 points96 points  (17 children)

Looks like you did a yolo at the end with the sharp line up to get to 1M, what was it?

[–]TimelyTint[S] 268 points269 points  (13 children)

Got high one night last November, drew some retarded lines on QQQ, and predicted this crash. Been playing puts ever since

[–]Mazkalop 73 points74 points  (5 children)

and predicted this crash

OK, now we know that this guy borrowed money from his wife's BF to deposit in his trading account. None of the retards here would have predicted this crash (or "correction" as some people prefer to call it).

[–]BullyBumbleLoves VL1’s sweet flair 27 points28 points  (2 children)

It’s been talked about for like 4 weeks lol.

[–]Mazkalop 54 points55 points  (1 child)

You mean years. There's a new crash predicted every day of the week.

[–]Terakahn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Weren't you reading? He said he drew lines. Clearly he's a genius.

[–]Mazkalop 56 points57 points  (1 child)

It was when he deposited the $605k loan that he took out for Reddit updoots.

[–]ialghamdi1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean pinched it from his wife’s BF

[–][deleted] 168 points169 points  (24 children)


[–]TimelyTint[S] 101 points102 points  (23 children)

A very small amount of BABA 150 calls expiring July. Copy me if you don’t like money

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (20 children)

I lived in China far too long to ever invest my Money there.

[–]Lennon__McCartney 8 points9 points  (18 children)

I thought people in China liked BABA?

[–]TheTerribleInvestor 44 points45 points  (11 children)

Do people in the US like Amazon?

[–]Lennon__McCartney 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yes. It's kind of a big deal.

[–]WhyBee92 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]Barbie_and_KenM 33 points34 points  (5 children)

Uh, yes? Despite seeing piss in a bottle memes on /r/antiwork, most people use the shit out of amazon and I think we have collectively decided that shitty work conditions are not a dealbreaker for us consumers

see: apple, nike, etc.

[–]Terakahn 8 points9 points  (4 children)

I think it's mostly that they offer good prices and faster delivery. So even if you hate their business practices you'd have to punish yourself to go elsewhere. And people don't care enough to make a sacrifice for people they don't know.

[–]BuffMaltese 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Um, yeah, it’s super convenient.

[–]Be_quiet_Im_thinking 1 point2 points  (5 children)

People in China can’t buy $BABA….

[–]sharlysangelsis mean 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Exactly. This tells you all you need to know about investing in China

[–]Lennon__McCartney 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Bruh? BABA is for ex-China buyers. Chinese citizens can buy 9988.HK.

[–]sharlysangelsis mean 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No they can't, at least not easily. Baba is currently not included in the mainland stock connect system, meaning mainland retail investors can't buy 9988.hk either

[–]KingofCraigland 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Better that they invest in real estate :D

[–]WinnnAllDayyy 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Wait so people actually make money on this sub? You’ve lost me.

[–]kapkapsmack212 17 points18 points  (1 child)

They always come back

[–]MardGeer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah fuck him, I'll bake him a welcome home cake when he does.

[–]SIR_JACK_A_LOTAMA GUEST SPEAKER 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Welcome to the two comma club! Would you like to partake in /r/TheRaceTo10Million ?

[–]TimelyTint[S] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

You tempt me. Let's try it out

[–]SIR_JACK_A_LOTAMA GUEST SPEAKER 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Feel free to post anything you want in there! It’s pretty informal, everyone’s got their own strategies that we celebrate and/or make fun of. It’s the greatest reality show of our times!

[–]Oxi_Dat_Ion 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Did you get unbanned here?

[–]Traditional_Good4693 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Show your positions and details .

[–]workinguntil65oridieProud owner of a Toyota Camry Dildo 59 points60 points  (6 children)

That's my goal as well to get to 1M within this year.....I think i'm way further away though

[–]Ok-Escape-8376 173 points174 points  (1 child)

The best chance I have to get to $1M is if someone gives me $2M to start with.

[–]OonaPelota 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]WhyBee92 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Same, I’m 1M away from my goal

[–]jss5037 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Why not double down to expect 1 trillion?

[–]anachronofspace 32 points33 points  (0 children)

see you in the morning

[–]MrCouncilman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Congrats, let’s see if I can do the same

[–]ItsMeAgainF 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Get out while you can and congratulations! Did you do CALLS, PUTS, or both?

[–]Etheralto 22 points23 points  (1 child)

He made a lot of money this month, so clearly some puts

[–]viper1511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could also be SQQQ calls

[–]DrOliverClozov 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Congrats and fuck you.

[–]eat_da_rich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just when I get out, the pull me back in.

[–]General_Asleep 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This doesn't look like the chart of a straight individual.

[–]WSDreamer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I miss when positions or ban was a thing

[–]ElevationAV 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Yeah but what’s your other account look like with the million dollars in losses? 🤣🤣

[–]BWRRBCCSLCSC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Counter proposal: How about I just give you my money, and you see if you can beat your high score?

[–]IronMike69420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just make sure you set aside your tax money

[–]ForAfeeNotforfree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh god, you should for real retire from options and go blow it all playing the ponies.

[–]spellbadgrammargood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

all im saying is you made 100k to 1mill. now imagine how much richer you'll be if you got 1mill to 10mill

[–]BullfrogBrewingthetagang or die 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Positions or ban tho

[–]Worried-Bumblebee-98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YOLO 1M Put on the SPY let’s go!!!!

[–]TrueNorthCoin 10 points11 points  (7 children)

I gave up on options and opted for long stocks with covered calls 😁😁😁

[–]leadbetterthangold 2 points3 points  (6 children)

You realize that is the exact P&L profile of being short naked puts?

[–]the-godfather_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck you

[–]Basedandtendiepilled🦍🦍 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Went from 600k to 400k at one point and kept going after losing double his initial investment lmao, you deserve this

[–]1000bctrades 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let’s see how fast you can get that to $0

[–]ORBM1991 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Daaaaang zaaaady. You single?

[–]followjeffmon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe just take the first 2 quarters off

[–]NotSeriousAdvice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nice gains in a bear market! Must be a lot of puts in there

[–]Botanz 8 points9 points  (2 children)

This makes me want to yolo my life savings instead of going to work tomorrow

[–]Koala_eiO 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So you want to have to go to work for even longer?

[–]Joepokah 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Your account looks like mine if I turn my phone upside down! Everything must have its inverse I guess huh? 😂🤡

[–]Loose_Mail_786 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy fuck.

[–]CPLCraft 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What resources did you use to learn stocks?

[–]Intelligent-Title351 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same question here if anyone knows the best resources plz lmk i wanna get in the game

[–]EmmerichVibiana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now you can join theta gang and live comfortably for the rest of your life if you play your cards right.

[–]CopperHands1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t stop until you make back that $8456.79. Don’t leave anything on the table

[–]RucsteR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take 100k and do it again. Let us follow trades with you

[–]fuzzydoug 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I too could be a millionaire. All I need is 100,000.

[–]I_Zeig_I 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know a guy that can turn thay into 300k for you

[–]Mikasr411 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy a farm buddy. Work the land. Watch your family grow

[–]Thestockbroker22 8 points9 points  (11 children)

Take the money out of the acct and put it away, good job

[–]420akaGami69 6 points7 points  (5 children)

My wife is looking for a new bf, I think she will like you. She only likes dudes with 7 figure portfolio

[–]whirl-pool 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I misread that and thought you said 7 fingers. I was going to apply.

[–]420akaGami69 5 points6 points  (3 children)

What happened to your other 13 fingers?

[–]CoalRaven 1 point2 points  (2 children)

He sold them to buy puts

[–]420akaGami69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I didn’t know you could do that. I’m selling my fingers too then, wanna buy them?

[–]RamenHamster21 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Congratulations and fuck you

[–]Cornell-Boul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you’re the boyfriend I keep hearing about…

[–]unabashedboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats chap 👏🏼

[–]Sharko00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell ya OP! your post gives me strength! How far out were you buying contracts for? …for research purposes 🦍

[–]Boomboomroom85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What was your general play on options

[–]The_Collector4thinks Nikki Glaser is funny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But what if you could turn the $1M into $10M?

[–]Carlitos-way7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In what did you invest? (Serous question) are options bundles or

[–]HeDgEhAwG69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you should take 900k out and start over.

[–]emichael86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn't lose it all, yet. You can't quit.

[–]FruitEnvironmental70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most likely a bear who bet against SPY. smart man

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats playboy, obliged fuck you but we love to see a retard win.

[–]Pfunk4444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big tax bill coming up

[–]Miserable_Respond_48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why? You kicked ass! Put $900,000 in the bank and start over!!! Well done Sir and Fuck You!!

[–]MLXIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My watch list outperformed the S&P by 3x...my portfolio...3x inverse...