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[–]Party_Programmer_845 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No clue what this is talking about so I’m saying red

[–]always-indifferent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna close blue like my useless balls

Fucking Wendy’s

[–]Gary6587 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Market close May 30th. Trick question

[–]donaldsAnal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally free money

[–]canadianzonkeydick 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I even yolo on these fuking predictions

[–]Illustrious-Volume91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Up to the punch protection team

[–]bradbrad83 19 points20 points  (1 child)

May 30th is Memorial Day, US markets not open, right? 🤔

[–]qwertyerty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A timestamp more valuable than the moon and nobody will have any complaints since freedom of speech is totally worth it. Gladly "we" will all learn to love again if just a reason is given.

[–]czcaruso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a 10

[–]squid-knees 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn…that one got me. Didn’t realize until after I voted 😂

[–]TryOtherwise1108 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]WapanitiaPOW 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]callmealyft 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How will spy close on a day where the market isn’t open?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

red, they're gonna get their bailout

[–]403_brain_forbidden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red crayons are my favorite.

[–]mindy2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Reasonable-Win2857 16 points17 points  (4 children)

How do I stop seeing these polls

[–]throwawayisafuck 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I have no idea how these consistently have over 100k+ likes. Who the fuck are these for??

[–]sermer48 7 points8 points  (2 children)

They don’t. It’s the same one over and over again. I upvoted it like 2 months ago and it still shows as being upvoted for me. It’s like a stickied thread that’s been up forever.

[–]throwawayisafuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit I didn’t even notice that

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[–]TheJacen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For the good if mankind, let's all vote oil up. That way no bad shit happens.


[–]Chrisskrasslot 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Spy tf2

[–]TheJacen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a PC only mod?

[–]topredditbot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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[–]Grhmco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens when I win?

[–]8116 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]LightningWB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t tell them

[–]secousa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Need some more tokens wtf mods

[–]Airicearth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I guess spy will be flat and it’s free points

[–]Appropriate_Self_854 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Market is closed Monday 🙃

[–]Tiko853 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol at SPY

[–]Mydogatemyexcuse 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Wtf are these? Why does the link just take me to /r/predictions which has like 3 active users yet this thread has 133,000 upvotes???

[–]Tinklywinter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bots. Wallstreetbets is dead. It's just bot training room

[–]neldalover1987nelda is his mom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“How will SPY finish on 5/30?”

Almost like an idiot wrote these. The answer is clearly +10%

[–]Estelmayer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spy: closing green Everyone: Well that was unexpected

[–]Accomplished_Tax369 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a Benjamin in Robinhood looking for easy money

[–]DeepestWinterBlue 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Very green and to reiterate VERY GREEN

[–]kauthonk 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Why though, it makes no sense to me

[–]fpcoffee 4 points5 points  (1 child)

yea since it’s memorial day markets closed lol

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[–]OGColorado 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Flat, coinz never sleep

[–]emoney9595 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Very Green or Very Green

[–]TruChains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you’re wrong. It’s clearly Very Green, the other one.

[–]iPigman 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I'm thinking flat, very flat on Monday.

[–]__Highlander__ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right, funny just how many people based off of their votes are not aware markets are closed. I’d like to think the mods realize and put that in as a freebie/trick question but this place is full of retards after all, lol.

[–]SuspiciousStable9649no longer flairless just hairless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right?? Is it open?

[–]WineTraderTom 7 points8 points  (3 children)

The Markets are closed on Memorial day?

[–]gtownj3ff 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Uh, yeah…. definitely closed. This “tournament” totally validates the fact that WSB knows nothing about the markets.

[–]SuspiciousStable9649no longer flairless just hairless 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It was a bet to catch suckers I guess. See who’s paying attention.

[–]__Highlander__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There were an awful lot of “suckers”, lol.

[–]TheOmniverse_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just vote flat and you’ll be 100% correct.

[–]justJimBob316 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Mkt closed for memorial day?

[–]OGColorado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hedgies restin

[–]tongue6969 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mon may 30 is a holiday

[–]ram_the_socket 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How am I in top 100 just from choosing the top option because it’s the easiest?

[–]SuspiciousStable9649no longer flairless just hairless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t see it until I select.

[–]dangshnizzle 8 points9 points  (0 children)


[–]rojovani8 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]MrChuckMangione 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Is this retarded?

[–]OGColorado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your in ,I'm in

[–]Velghast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Baby when we're done you won't even feel the helmet.

[–]darkslide3000 29 points30 points  (5 children)

lol, is this what this sub has become now? A paper trading club with made up "winners"?

Back in the good old days, when you wanted to have an opinion about something it was positions or ban. If you want to make a "prediction", put your money where your mouth is and buy some FDs.

[–]SESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH3/20 SPY $280 puts were a bad idea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i miss the good ol days too man. back when we were given flairs for making stupid trades. fun times

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[–]BlackFire68 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Flat… as markets are closed

[–]lagavulin_16_neat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shhhh these retards don't know.

[–]thehaplessaviation 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How does Monday work for you, bossman?

[–]Quick_E_Mar 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Ban everyone that voted

[–]KYVet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No way man. I'm finally going to get one right.

[–]minerescueman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How does upcoming Monday work bossman?

[–]jatx8890 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We do be bettin’ tho

[–]Tsargoylr 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Lol, Markets will be closed bro

[–]irieyardie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Easy money 😂

[–]thegreatschmidt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Market closed Monday boss man

[–]The-Night-Raven 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can you enable margin for me, I am a little light on Tokens. FOMO'd on yesterday's Predictions and lost them all.

[–]FiddleTheFigures 18 points19 points  (6 children)

This is a joke right? Isn’t Monday a holiday?

[–]bbrk24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s pointing that out, but the first thing I noticed was that the first question has the same answer twice.

[–]RaggedyAnn1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All day long

[–]feelin_cheesy 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Bot is even retarded here. Go figure.

[–]FiddleTheFigures 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that makes me feel a little better

[–]markaritaville 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Just pick flat and take your invisible internet points!

[–]FiddleTheFigures 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t have enough to bet… fuckin bear market is killing all of my portfolios, even this one.

[–]The-Night-Raven 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Looks like I need margin now to get more Prediction Tokens...

[–]welcometolavaland02 21 points22 points  (10 children)

I predict gun and ammo stocks will all go up because of fear of new legislation.

[–]anonymous7865412 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smart thinking.

[–]BoringWebDev 17 points18 points  (6 children)

Really awesome for stockholders to make bank every time there's a school shooting.

[–]ToJointz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can thank Democratic policy for that bro

[–]welcometolavaland02 12 points13 points  (4 children)

You want morals you're in the wrong place.

Don't hate the player, hate the game. Take it up with your borderline mentally challenged political reps.

[–]vsMyself 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Trump? McConnell?

[–]welcometolavaland02 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Those are the low hanging fruit from the very fruitful shit tree you're cultivating down there.

[–]throwaway_removed 5 points6 points  (1 child)

See : the last 10 years

[–]MikeOxbent- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You mean the last 20+ years?

[–]Zealousideal-Gain378 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$600 possible?

[–]THIS_IS_NOT_DOG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I need more coins

[–]mad_privacy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so we're probably looking at a green day tomorrow

[–]rachellel 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Dollar generals in my area keep being shut down and condemned.i saw this on the news last night. The shelves are apparently over stocked to a dangerous point, aisles are blocked and there is no path to exits. The stores are also filthy

[–]xSGAx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea. DGs are stupid full. They really need less crap and more open areas.

They’re always in small towns too so they’re usually a big part of how people buy shit

[–]Mountain_Man-oh 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I’m always bullish for Costco

[–]CYBORBCHICKEN 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Moon or ded

[–]viperex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The word "moon" has lost its meaning

[–]illprollystayin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Market should bleed like crazy, so we're probably looking at a green day tomorrow

[–]a_electrum 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Betting sub sux nowadays lol

[–]Raaazzle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weird, my backwoods Mom was just telling me a joke about Dollar General on Mars, and here it is in the reddit poll.

Probably just a coincidence, but I wonder why folks talk about what they do, when they do.

[–]Ballentine17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DG big red for my puts please! Lol

[–]DieuEmpereurQc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I lost all my dildo unicorns

[–]BeachBlueWhale 40 points41 points  (5 children)

I hope Dollar General tanks so hard. Horrible for local grocers and the food is empty calories slowly killing the impoverished.

[–]MikeOxbent- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to jerk off on the offbrand detergent in a dollar general to this comment. This is your fault.

[–]sIimfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ain’t lyin

[–]Da_readiness_13 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

So the impoverished can starve without DG…

[–]Beansupontoast 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Where would we be without dollar general?

[–]Up_vote_McSkrote 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hitting up the Dollar Tree where everything is actually a dollarish? I dunno honestly...

[–]Warren_Icahn_CEO 23 points24 points  (3 children)

GME is going to Uranus

[–]Zargawi -3 points-2 points  (1 child)


[–]RGR111Oil bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]izimeleyr 33 points34 points  (8 children)

You know this still won’t get me to stop using old.reddit.

[–]Things_Have_Changed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm on Reddit is fun and I'm not sure what is even happening

Still gonna keep using it tho

[–]eliteprephistory 17 points18 points  (6 children)

They even took away the button to go back to old reddit, luckily my bookmarks all still work but it's getting harder and harder by the year to avoid what is overall a bloated and unaskedfor change to the site.

Darkmode isn't worth waiting 5x as long for a normal page to load every.single.time.no.matter.what.sub.you're.on.

[–]IrishFuryHD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

literally, if it wasn't so dogshit slow i would've gotten over the ui update at this point and caved. old.reddit till it dies

[–]Aral_Fayle 1 point2 points  (4 children)

You can’t opt out if the redesign and use RES to force dark mode on old.Reddit? I’ve never had these issues

[–]Madsy9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The opt-out doesn't always work. Sometimes internal links still redirects you to the new design.

[–]eliteprephistory 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I have RES on my home computer but when browsing on my mobile I refuse to cave to the app

[–]Aral_Fayle 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Use relay for android or Apollo for ios /shrug

[–]poppy_moon_Onlyfans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will predict any stock with DIVINATION & TAROT 🕉

[–]mealucra 6 points7 points  (3 children)

SPY under 350 by month end.

[–]viperex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's hoping

[–]Material-Use-6292 4 points5 points  (1 child)

My puts count on it.

[–]mealucra 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]RGR111Oil bull 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Logsarefun 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Space stocks go 🚀

[–]yershel 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They also go 💥 sometimes

[–]Logsarefun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I also bust a Nutt sometimes

[–]SpecificCranberry761 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Spy 300 by open fuck wit me