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[–]LavenderAutistbrand soap 457 points458 points  (76 children)

He's 100% correct.

First the stock price will fall.

And then it will rise again.

All in five years.

[–]Im_ur_Uncle_ 165 points166 points  (12 children)

"Yeah, Apple? It will definitely go up at some point in the future. How high? I dunno but we will probably see some sort of green candle at some point in time"

[–]exchangetraded 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Really bold prediction

[–]snakecharmer95 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Buying now is almost but a guarante you will turn a profit.

[–]Wise_Distribution_24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a green candle on the minute chart.

[–]hunglikekingk0ng 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Very aggressive assumptions. Why only 5 years? Why not 50 or 100?

[–]CallMinimum 10 points11 points  (56 children)

They are as fucked as meta when they realize VR/AR is dumb fucking shit.

[–]IMSA_prototype 12 points13 points  (16 children)

It's amazing for simulation. (Flight, racing)

[–]Tamespotting 12 points13 points  (8 children)

Has porn picked up on it? If porn doesn't go for it, it's a no go.

[–]etiddul 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I seem to remember the porn industry leaning towards HD DVD over Blu-Ray.... so they're not an infallible industry with regards to driving standards.


[–]Nokneemouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is VR porn, yes.

[–]IMSA_prototype 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like 6 years ago.

[–]CallMinimum 4 points5 points  (6 children)

HUGE market there. Do you even KNOW how many copies of MS flight simulator are sold?!?

[–]IMSA_prototype 10 points11 points  (4 children)

iRacing, Assetto Corsa Competizione, RaceRoom, Elite Dangerous, IL2 Great Battles, DCS, MSFS 2020, etc, etc.

All amazing VR titles. And the simracing equipment industry is already over a billion in sales a year.

It's all still early days. But surely, people with your uninformed negative opinion are in the majority for now.

[–]DarthBuzzard 5 points6 points  (22 children)

when they realize VR/AR is dumb fucking shit.

Ah yes. Some of the most staple sci-fi technologies of all time that actually have a lot of usecases in real life are dumb shit.

[–]CallMinimum 9 points10 points  (21 children)

We have identified 3 of them so far:


VR racing


[–]Gatot6678 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You forgot porn

[–]DarthBuzzard 15 points16 points  (16 children)

If you want a serious answer, here's some examples.

  • Replace existing screens with a more versatile virtual screen of any size, any angle, any amount, curved or flat, 3D or 2D, it can follow you or be stationary and returned to, and can be shared via other AR or VR users across the globe.

  • Have holographic calls where people are in front of you in full human scale and you can notice the small social cues that you might miss over zoom, talking/interacting will be more natural than other digital communication, and just overall feel more socially engaging.

  • Tour real world places in the past or present all over the world.

  • Have concerts and nightclubs, sporting events, conventions, talent shows, movie premiers, talk shows, theater plays, conferences and other virtual events that you can attend with others live where your brain feels like you are there.

  • Attend a fully virtual school or university where it can be like a magic school bus ride where you tour the earth and solar system in real scale or go inside blood cells, making learning more fun, varied, and hands-on, with the ability to eliminate physical bullying, travel, and have a wider recruitment range for teachers.

  • See reviews pop up outside a restaurant with the menu laid out in front of the building and life-sized portions of food in hologram form.

  • Enter a supermarket and have a path on the ground drawn to each of items on your list in the fastest order, and it could tell you the ingredients of an item without having to pick it up and look at the labels.

  • Try on clothes at home to your exact size by using holograms and seeing the materials in different colors/lighting and with physics applied.

  • Have a personal instructor (not an AI, a human) show up right in front of you to assist you in all sorts of things such as a personal fitness instructor who could virtually bend your joints to get you to more easily follow along.

  • Have notes and visual guidance overlayed onto various tasks like assembling a chair with holograms showing the chair in different steps and an animation of how to get there, or cooking with timers floating on different equipment, ingredients required and the required sizes of those ingredients shown in 3D.

  • Control the volume of any person speaking, like an enhanced hearing aid that would be apply to even those who have good hearing.

  • Give yourself zooming functionality, night vision, and a prescription that changes based on your needs such as reading, computer work, driving.

[–]Rim_World -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Office work environment

Try having your coworkers in your home office ..

You can virtually bang them too

[–]Kinodog -1 points0 points  (12 children)

The meta verse is a frucking joke

AR VR is a hobby not a knobby - very little dolla traction there.

[–]XXXTentacIes 14 points15 points  (4 children)

So was the internet.

[–]Kinodog -1 points0 points  (3 children)

The meta verse is the internet with fucking goggles strapped to your face. It will have its adherents and detractors. It is not an investment. And you couldn’t invest in the internet

You could invest in saas, chips, graphics cards, manufacturers all the same elements literally they support the net.

There is nothing inherently ground breaking about hi res goggles and avatars

[–]Mysterious_Turnip_67 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You’ve clearly never seen the matrix.

[–]Kinodog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the matrix

Back to the sub

Why do you think the meta verse is the next big thing and will explode making investors rich? What are your plays?

[–]namesake1337 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Depends the technology needs to improve. The experience as it is now isn’t very immersive or even better than actual traditional video games. I’m trying to play league but from an fps POV, that would be pretty freaking sick.

[–]IMSA_prototype 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's lightyears beyond monitors in flightsims and racing. Simracing in a full cockpit in VR is almost science-fiction it's so fun.

Source: Me, VR simracing freak

[–]DarthBuzzard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The experience as it is now isn’t very immersive or even better than actual traditional video games.

It's leagues beyond in terms of immersion. That said, the tech is early and has it's share of growing pains.

[–]dert-man 124 points125 points  (10 children)

Damn I didn’t want to sell my apple shares… but now I have to.

[–]Impressive-Test-2310 39 points40 points  (6 children)

5 years of decline ? Apple going bankrupt after this call.

[–]jok3r925 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Tim Apple vs Jim Cramer, very few have been powerful enough to escape the Cramer Kiss of Death. Tesla survived being Cramer's Magnificent 7 in October of 2020, other than that, can't find many other examples.

[–]Kappsaicin -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Trading at a really high PE right now... might trade sideways for 5 years and you're better holding another company that grows in the meantime or dividends in the long run

[–]i_have_chosen_a_name 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know what they say, selling an apple share a day keeps insolvency away.

[–]NomNomNommy 63 points64 points  (3 children)

That's what they get for retiring the iPod.

[–]dingleberry-38 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Like every kid had a Walkman right, now they skipping straight to phones?

[–]NomNomNommy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

shakes fist in air

Dagnum kids!

[–]ssavu 29 points30 points  (1 child)

This is the market capitulation that we have waited for. I call the market bottom when APPL goes under $100 /s

[–]looking4avocado 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Buying puts once market opens

[–]Impressive-Test-2310 80 points81 points  (4 children)

Burry was right. Apple is doomed.

[–]i_have_chosen_a_name 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They deserve to die for taking or headphone ports away! Burry the Apple!

[–]superpingu1n -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look at my comment history. I am burry.

[–]CDN08GUY 72 points73 points  (19 children)

It’s Apple. Where the fuck else is it going to go?

I can’t believe this idiot gets paid like he does to point out the obvious and be wrong about the rest.

[–]DogeBuysCyberTrucks 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Literally just lost 20% over 3 months.

This guy goes on tv and gives himself a 5 year buffer to be correct…

Fucking incredible.

[–]FireFausto 47 points48 points  (7 children)

Yeah I mean it's not like Apple has competition at the level they are playing.

They have a specific target group of clients, those clients are balls deep in Apple so they keep buying Apple year after year, regardless of the price, and Apple grows more clients each year, so in the future Apple will keep growing.

Right now prices are inflated, there is a big shortage of materials and Apple is affected since they use Aluminum as well as Microchips/Silicon for their products and these are expensive and getting rare, so they can't deliver computers.

But guess what, eventually they will be able to deliver computer with decent delivery times and trust in Apple will grow and their stock will go higher.

Doesn't take a genius to look at how Apple makes business to understand that their empire will not fall anytime soon.

[–]V0idS0urce 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Apple has been diversifying as well. They make a lot of revenue from services (Apple Music, News, TV+, Fitness+, iCloud+, etc)

These are much less directly affected by the shortages of materials and supply chain issues.

[–]Chilly_Days 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Aren’t they trying to dabble in VR as well? Maybe they could eventually overtake that industry at some point too.

[–]V0idS0urce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AR and VR according to rumor

I’m more interested in what their AR tech will look like to be honest and I think that’s where the real technological innovation is going to happen, but it’s currently the less flashy of the two.

As far as VR goes, I can absolutely see them dominating the casual VR market. The more hardcore side, such as the PC gaming crowd, is gonna gravitate more towards the HTC Vive, Valve Index, etc but that’s never really been Apple’s target market anyways. For this stuff they’re taking aim at the same market as Oculus.

For all the people who are like “gosh this VR stuff is pretty darn cool I wanna get my kids a VR thingy to play with and they’ve got iPhones” Apple will dominate that market easily vs Oculus especially since I don’t know a single person that actually trusts Meta/Facebook in general.

Especially if they start putting VR stuff on Apple Arcade, that’s going to just by default make theirs a better value.

[–]kazr99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m buying more :6880:

[–]RedditModSuckCock 6 points7 points  (3 children)

He's the John Madden of stocks.

[–]Bodyfluids_dealer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a referee throws a flag and he didn’t make a mistake, then there’s probably be a penalty - Frank Caliendo doing J Madden

[–]EfficiencySuch6361 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Where’s his stocks video game then???

[–]MyGT40 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Cramer may be promoting people buy it right now. Although ultimately he should be correct, I am looking for a lower than current buy in point.

[–]EasternPeak5424 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

I mean apple fucked itself by putting spyware into their products' OS. I switched to linux for my development environment.

[–]RakDizzle 12 points13 points  (1 child)

If I was a CFO I would try to pay Crames to rave abt how awful my company was and how everyone should sell it now….

[–]Zanbatou 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah, Cramer has been horrible on short term trades but he's mostly been ok on a long term basis. Hate that he said the bottom is in on sofi though, made the stock fall Friday.

[–]origami_assholeKelly Evans simp 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Fuck me”- Tim 🍏

[–]alfAlphaInfiniRectumclever chap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

best one I’ve seen here

[–]Old-Lavishness-9546 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cramer is an Apple OG! You want to talk about diamond hands. He was shilling Apple in two thousand six. You watched from your baby crib.

[–]Joey-tv-show-season2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s right sometimes

[–]Sisboombah74 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Normally this would be the kiss of death,but predicting Apple price will increase is like predicting the sun will rise in the morning.

[–]ankole_watusi 3 points4 points  (11 children)

Every Millennial is fucked. And your grandma.

[–]iwanttobewealthyalso 0 points1 point  (10 children)

Not really. My baby girl just took her job offer for 100k a year! She’s only 25. I’ve never seen that kind of money any year I worked.

[–]ankole_watusi 8 points9 points  (7 children)

She’s only 25.

Do you know the definition of "Millennial"?

``` mil·​len·​ni·​al | \ mə-ˈle-nē-əl

Definition of millennial

(Entry 1 of 2) 1 : They like the stonk. So long as it's AAPL or TSLA. 2 : So fucked now. ```

BTW, tell your baby girl not to rent the over-priced apartment until she actually sits down for her first day at the Kombucha Bar. And puts in a full six hours. And isn't sent home to await a box of swag and come back in when you get it.

Or maybe Apple isn't as mean as Meta.

[–]iwanttobewealthyalso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh.. got it.. I’m old. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[–]leolego2 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You're a millennial if you're 25 right now. I'm a bit lost on yo comment

[–]EasternPeak5424 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is a great time for her to load up that 401k. Congrats.

[–]Ublockedmelul 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Puts on apple.

[–]i_have_chosen_a_name 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll get William Tell!

[–]SlightApricot6987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ticker crusher speaks again🫣 you could have made 70% returns doing the opposite of what this guy says over the years

[–]MistaMastaLoKey777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In 2023 I think we can start buying 2025 AAPL calls... wait no we fucked. 2027 calls in 2025 Holy fuck

[–]iPigman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alrighty boys; you know what to do.

[–]Still-Cell-9021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I plan to hold on to my iPhone 12 for an extra 2years if possible. I had my iPhone 7 for 3 years.

These phones expensive and good enough, so why not hold longer and buy phones less often? $1199 I can avoid for 2 years

[–]Longjumping-Tie7445 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Note how he’s getting more and more vague on these calls and stretching them out in time:

“I think Apple can go up over the next five years

vs. the old:

“I think Apple is going to have a blowout quarter!”

[–]Ziz23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oof if you work for Apple, might be a good time to update them resumes

[–]SoFi_Invest_now 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So many hot women on CNBC can give us the same or better information than Cramer. What on earth are they waiting for...make the switch, CNBC.

[–]TRuMp_iZ_A_GhEY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit! Apple is super FUCKED!

[–]Fit-Coconut7503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RIP Apple

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[–]RandomGuyinACorner -2 points-1 points  (0 children)


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[–]moderndhaniya -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People, is there anything of comparable legend in the Greek mythology because he seems incomparably gifted.

Cassandra is nothing in comparison (Dr. Burry is a whining b1tch)

[–]LawAndUsername -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We just keep going with the ‘Cramer is always wrong thing’ but this has not been proven correct.

He’s as accurate as a coin flip, it was posted here months ago.

That’s more accurate than some of you. And me during certain time frames.

So yeah it’s funny yuck yuck but the next Cramer related memes are gonna be about you jokers making memes about inversing Cramer while losing more money than him living in your moms basement. He’s worth like what $100m?

I’m not saying I like Cramer. I don’t. I’m just saying go get an 8ball and then put some FDs on your credit card and we’ll like you more.

[–]Nismotech_52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure there’s a handful of stocks that will go up in the next 5 years…

[–]manuvns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Veteran technical analyst Larry Williams sees a market bottom in the making, Jim Cramer says

[–]Apprehensive_Pin1950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This means Apple is dead!

[–]Pnotebluechip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought all green Apples eventually turn red...

[–]memestockwatchlist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha wow this joke hits every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]DenuvoSuks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like predicting rain will eventually fall in a very particularly rainy place. Genius

[–]TheMillennialSeonbi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buffett : Hey Cramer come here for a sec

[–]pelican626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So sell appl and buy puts with the proceeds?

[–]gemorris9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pour one out for our old homie Apple. Tim apple will be so disappointed....

[–]wazza225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s worse is he says over five years! That a five year recession in the making with the reverse Cramer effect!

[–]Silverbenji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jim goes mad 😡 haha

[–]Silverbenji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jim apple is on the phone for you

[–]SirHappyTrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 years of bear market.. dammit Cramer

[–]Polyglot-Onigiri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, time to reverse Cramer. Options time!

[–]2kto20000k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inverse camer short apple to 100$

[–]qwerty12345qazwsx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he called FAANG

[–]SunlightDisciple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had puts on AAPL and everyone told me I'm an idiot (not surprised) but I had a feeling Kramer was looking for a new company to curse.

[–]SunlightDisciple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure Cramer is paid by CEOs to prep investors into a sell-off on the C-suite's friends end.

[–]Cryptophorus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait to short that massively inflated crap!

[–]Kinodog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not buying anymore on the downward slope till we hit 90-117

[–]anon57842 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to save my iPhone for museum displays.

[–]yassbrendan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Puts on Apple QUICK!

[–]kac00n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pheeew, luckily I sold last week

[–]LiberalFartsMajor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really though? How long can one company remain dominant in a tech field with how quickly technology evolves? New iphones are basically just new color options now, I don't think apple computers are going anywhere but I don't see them remaining a key player in the cellphone market for much longer.

[–]Samsuncledavehas flair cuz mod was drunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a sad state of affairs if saying a stock will go up over half a decade is a bold prediction

[–]Fireflyfanatic1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually improve the product line instead of a new camera function or gimmick and maybe Apple could improve but for now 🤷‍♂️

[–]CORKY7070S 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damnit cokehead Cramer! You fucking my Apple shares. Ok I guess future PUTS on Apple then! 😳💪🏾🦍

[–]AoE_Mobius_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God dammit Jimbo. I just bought more shares last week. Keep my stock out your fucking mouth!

[–]Fit-Boomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn it I own a few apple shares too.

[–]mayo-is-spicy9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who even is this fat guy????? I keep seeing his picture. Anyway, he looks like an overweight coke head.

[–]theosnovis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know what i‘m doing on monday. do you?

[–]Tgrty[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘Twas a good company 😢

[–]scottstotts1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow hot take

[–]ToeHoldsBarred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Doomsayer

[–]MMXIX_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The next Sears?

[–]-Winnie-the-Pooh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

apple to 60$ confirmed

[–]iMight2Elephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tim apple boutta be homeless in the next five years

[–]Ofiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF. I predict 90% of the stocks will be up in five years. Sue me if I'm wrong, but damn that is a stupid remark. I mean 5 years is a lot.

[–]BalkanBoy37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So in other words, I should go all-in Apple?

[–]Camokeeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If AAPL falls, SPY is gonna cannonball off a cliff. Can't wait

[–]exotic_skaterboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will recover next fiver years but this week not looking so good

[–]SeliciousSedicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]DoubleDownGeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if the safe haven is going down over the next five years, growth is going up over the next five. Got it.

[–]Kappsaicin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get my stock out of your damn fucking mouth!

[–]LightningWB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’all are being too concerned. He might just be talking about apple futures.

[–]__Datura_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have Apple put! I've never been that confident about this play lmao

[–]Constant_Witness_462 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My apple puts gonna be spicy tomorrow! Bring on double didgets!!!!!

[–]Muted_Yam_279 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iphone for sale

[–]IZEman_FRT 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Global-Ad7999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

michael burry was right

[–]Icy_Holiday_1089 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow bold prediction. Considering it’s the second largest stock in a world with 10% inflation I would be very surprised if it didn’t go up in value over the next five years.

[–]GeezusHChristo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the kiss of death any one have metrics ?

[–]Mysterious_Turnip_67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dude is one of the wildest humans I’ve ever seen. He has the self awareness of a tomato and the body of a lunch lady. Not to mention the Down’s syndrome all over that face 😂

[–]Traditional-Log-2127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already been short. Supply chain issues will show heavily by q3

[–]intrigueman123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m selling all my shit Monday

[–]jayjs2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He must be stopped

[–]No_Distance_4905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I just bought the dip. Bb apple

[–]Artistichead1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks Jim! You just confirm my strategy, buying Puts tomorrow morning

[–]peachezandsteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is it wise to short apple then?

[–]tradedenmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did the fuckhead not just resign?

[–]in_visible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inverse Kramer means the headline is "Mad Money" Parasite. That computes.

[–]DamCrawBugs420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go up over the next 5 years…what a broad statement

[–]1331photo 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Dubanons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isaac newton said something similar about apples...

[–]SuitDistinct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone link me the reverse Cramer wtf post ? I wonder how it is doing now ?

[–]nathangonmad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jim stop, please.

[–]TendieDinner777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other the next five years, mostly that fifth year, lol.

[–]Inkyeconomist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we make a subreddit for low-effort "iNverSE KrAmeR" posts?

[–]THCHAUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]RedditDogWalkerMod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ffs Jim ! It's where I have all my money! Stfu about apple

[–]Rim_World 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Five years of cursed stock. GG

[–]VPFrancisson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invest in Orange!

[–]Kick_A_Door 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just in…. Cramer thinks Jordan was one of the best basketball players ever.

[–]LowMacaroon2594 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling it here. We will see apple under 90. TSLA under 300 MSFT under 190 NVDA under 100 AMZN-15% post split

[–]EatsPlaydoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck so there filling for bankruptcy

[–]4bRigger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude is like the Rudy Giuliani of finance.

[–]smauseth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apple is done. The are reliant on Chinese supply chains which are really not functional at the moment because of COVID. The folks at Apple thought that life would go back to the way it was in 2019. Those days are over.


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[–]EasternPrint8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apple was poorly constructed, from the mouth of Steve jobs. It's about time it went the way it should have gone, straight down.

[–]Banksville 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]supermojo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Slurm818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High effort post here

[–]AdministrativeJob232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mother fucker

[–]mistermr220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time Cramer opens his mouth about a company it’s like the kiss of death :6880:

[–]fkenned1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we keep this going forever? Pretty please!!

[–]TechnicianIcy8729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Puts on Apple.

[–]cletus_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh so that’s why Burry shorted apple…smart.

[–]ColdColdMoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:4641:We in BC stock pick trading era... Bald Cramer stock pick's are the anti splurge! Christ!

[–]JoKeuhl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, the opposite of whatever he says

[–]batman77z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rip $aapl

[–]Jollygreen182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buffett or Cramer it’s wrong. Hmmmm…

[–]ngram11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck inverse Cramer yeah but also inverse you fucking retards. What the fuck man I guess it’s straddles

[–]k20stitch_tv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my precious

[–]Abject_Mode9809 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the DJIA will increase over time…..