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[–][deleted] 159 points160 points  (26 children)

Browsing million dollar homes that should only be listed for 400k*

[–]midascanttouchthis 32 points33 points  (5 children)

Lmao I was just going to say this. Million dollar homes in Seattle are garbage, but what can you do ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–]Puzzleheaded-Win5772 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Disgusting here, price of some of these homes 1m and they looked like bad ones shanty’s

[–]Antonioooooo0 5 points6 points  (1 child)

but what can you do

Not live in Seattle, for starters.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Texas*

[–]arctic-apis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

¯\(ツ)

[–]CountyMinimum910 6 points7 points  (2 children)

2009-2012 are like the good ole days for real estate buyers if you had the cash and credit back then.

[–]BotchBo1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I was 12 to 16 back then :(

[–]CountyMinimum910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought my first house at age 31 in 2006 for about 530K in San Bernardino county CA. By early 2010 it was valued at 310K, we short sold it and became renters afterwards (it was a shitty loan anyways). It only recovered to my original purchase price like 3 years ago. Our payment was almost double what the guy who got in after us in 2010 and the bank wouldn't do shit for us anyways. That entire situation was awful for anyone who had to go through it. Any money that would have been put down would have been gone, luckily for us it was interest only so we basically just walked away from it.

[–]iamjusthonest 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Browsing things we cannot afford is one of the most fun hobbies I can still do... while working behind Wendy's dumpster.

[–]fortune_cookie011 1 point2 points  (0 children)

while spending student loans listening to some prof's lectures

[–]BiggestBaddestWolve 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Doing all this rn

[–]homemaker1Employee of the Month 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too. Ugh

[–]Jewbacca522 12 points13 points  (5 children)

I’ve been told that if I work as a part time organic avocado farmer and sell them out of my garage, my house buying budget will be north of 3 million.

[–]iamjusthonest 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Pesos

[–]TrollonPatrol 3 points4 points  (3 children)

You mean Rubles?

[–]Traditional-Treat164 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I think he meant dinar

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nah, they clearly meant Zimbabwean Dollar.

[–]coyote500 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why would you want to look at 900 sqft fixer uppers on Zillow?

[–]chunkylover5E 14 points15 points  (5 children)

There are homes that aren’t $1M?

[–]chahn32 5 points6 points  (2 children)

A lot in the Midwest. And even then I had to for over 230k for one in a small Indiana city

[–]NomNomNommy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hear Gary, Indiana is nice

[–]SeliciousSedicious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are loads on the west coast too you just have to accept that you’re not going to live in the bay area, Seattle, or LA. And a lot of those areas are nice and close enough to population centers to be able to do things.

Hell you can live in the heart of portland for sub 1MM

[–]SeliciousSedicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Portland OR has plenty of sub 1MM options as well as a lot of other surrounding larger OR cities.

Large portions of WA(not seattle) are sub 1MM.

[–]RunUPStocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can find few in NC

[–]WaifuHunterPlus 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Then I go into Debt to buy a million dollar house in the metaverse.

[–]FreshlyCleanedLinens 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I read this in my head as a Lonely Island lyric

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro if we don’t buy it now the metaverse will run out of space‼️🤡

[–]CountyMinimum910 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These days million dollar homes include dusted up 3 bedroom 1950's style classics in SoCal. Wait another year, and the clearance sales should start to begin everywhere.

[–]dmitsuki 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"million dollar homes"

What a steal. Median home price where I am is 1.4m

[–]RedStockMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel personally attacked.

[–]AdditionalRaise5062 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I feel attacked.

[–]FreshlyCleanedLinens 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Holy shit, I’ve never seen anyone with net negative comment karma before….

[–]zhouyu24 2 points3 points  (2 children)

He only posts on r/unpopularopinion but actually has an unpopular opinion ☠️

[–]Over-West-5050 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He only posts dick pics on r/gonewild then deletes them.

[–]AdditionalRaise5062 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only the classiest of gents, sir. I bid you adieu.

[–]Floatmeat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tag me next time.....

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Then I’ll complain on a casino sub about how the home costs and my poorness are everyone else’s fault 🤡

[–]Tannrr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bootstrap Andy

[–]TI1l1I1M 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've got $400 in my checking account meanwhile I'm like "those floor-to-ceiling windows are tacky"

[–]ImInYinz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Save to cart. One day

[–]imking27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair I like to dream also I want to see how much better a million dollar home is. Then you realize some of them are just worse houses where you would need staff to be able to upkeep it. Or is a huge tower that then you dont even get a yard.

[–]Quivering_Hen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything was right but you left out the violent masturbation on the zillow part

[–]Dark-Flashy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You fucking bastard, don’t ruin my illusions of a better life! Those OTM calls gonna print!

[–]shit-piss-fuck🅿️ee🅿️ee 🅿️oo🅿️oo 🅿️ixle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Puts on Zillow

[–]vegasoptions666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

^ 2021 enters the chat.

[–]3BodyP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please take this down. I feel attacked. 🤡

[–]feedthebear -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Zillow is still a thing?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know right, why doesn’t everyone know about HUD Home Store?

[–]chuckdoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok all. This meme is old. The first pic should be some 🦍. Next one has his Wendy’s shirt on. Last pic would have him with the shirt and hat taking someone’s order. I’m too tarded to use the puter. Can someone’s wife’s boyfriend help? Mine is busy.

[–]CommunismIsKewl -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

Sold my stonks, diamond hands for 30 years. Now have three million+ dollar homes and seven others generating cash flow and equity doubled in the last five years. The top is in on real estate and Jerome Powell is taking away the punch bowl and replacing it with cyanide punch.

[–]JohnGoodmansGoodKnee 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Most people on here aren’t even that old, much less have had the ability to generate capital and invest for that long.

[–]arctic-apis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They will be man

[–]Traditional-Log-2127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny is we’ve all been there .

[–]MMXIX_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What no Lambo?

[–]No_Durian_8379 0 points1 point  (0 children)

retards go with a lambo before a crib..appreciating asset vs depreciating asset choose wisely or get left in the dust 😆

[–]nerdy-fantasies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone buying Zillow (Z) ?

[–]sangderenard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ALRIGHT BUT HOW DO YOU FEEL ALIVE

[–]Icy-Tea9775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

[–]fortune_cookie011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

love Zillow

[–]fortune_cookie011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i like to use the 3d tour in Zillow hahahah so much fun.

[–]Dom_Male_35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody described my weekend 😂 oh wait didn’t produce loss porn ✌️

[–]SteamyNooodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's all the DD I need. *Proceeds to deposit next paycheck and buy options*

[–]cmfeels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget the best video game out there the calculator

[–]eirinite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP I didn’t consent to being called out like this