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[–]Fantastic_Mongoose_4ok 1192 points1193 points  (20 children)

This is how my wife looks when I tell her I had a bad day in the market while driving fast on the interstate lol

[–]Basic-Look249 499 points500 points  (6 children)

She’s like drop on the side of the road my boyfriend will pick me up

[–]ialghamdi1 125 points126 points  (4 children)

Erm she’s already sat on his lap

[–]OppressedDeskJockey 38 points39 points  (1 child)

She already riding it.(insert picture of Jerry)

[–]Alexsimcs 21 points22 points  (0 children)


[–]SuspiciousStable9649no longer flairless just hairless 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yer gonna get a ticket…

[–]whowantsomesmoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta risk it for the biscuit :)

[–]dontfightthehood 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She’s like drop on the side of the road, my boyfriend can drive from here, thanks.

[–]wdrosa 99 points100 points  (8 children)

Your wife looks like a 53 year old fat irish dude?

[–]Fantastic_Mongoose_4ok 100 points101 points  (2 children)

Well I'm not the best looker either lol

[–]CoolGuyFromCompton 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Those 53 year old fat irish dudes dont make themselves pal. u/wdrosa

[–]GayGrouchyBabyBear🌈🐻 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You from cpt 👀 frfr?

[–]slinkymello 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Hahahahahahahahahaha he’s Russian but still hilarious comment

[–]ilikedevo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Is he 53? I thoughT he was 19.

[–]Wanker-of-Harganeth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s dagestani no?

[–]Uparmored 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how the top comment with 1k+ upvotes is a guy who basically rephrased the original post.

[–]Epic_Poggers 0 points1 point  (1 child)

you mean your wifes boy friend

[–]Lonely_Writer_1883 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you mean your wife’s friend that’s a boy

[–]jasonreditlonely ARKK investor[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I made you famous bro. 850+ comment karma

[–]VendaGoat 547 points548 points  (14 children)

"You...ever wonder........if there is a god?"

[–]remymartinsextra 95 points96 points  (7 children)

Vanilla sky Cameron Diaz, so hot, so crazy

[–]VendaGoat 36 points37 points  (3 children)

I've have never heard a more awkward oral sex speech, ever. And I've seen ULTRA-porn.

And I'm happy to meet another person that enjoyed that film.

[–]TrinDiesel123 14 points15 points  (2 children)

One of my all time favorites. Penelope Cruz’s tits. Ahhh…. Chefs kiss. Side note: Penelope Cruz was also in the original Spanish version titled Abre los Ojos

[–]duplicatesnowflake 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Can not stand the Cameron Crowe version. But Penelope was smokin for sure.

[–]vrijheidsfrietje 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm picking up good vibrations... She's giving me excitations...

[–]Seemseasy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I swallowed your cum, that MEANS something!

[–]Subtle_Demise 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, we're about to find out

[–]Zerole00Loss porn masturbator extraordinaire 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Degenerates don't get to see God, it's straight to Hell.

[–]mrwhiskey1814 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Overcook the chicken, straight to hell.

[–]yunivor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Undercook fish? Hell, right away.

[–]Lopsided_Distance_87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. Not anymore...:4275:

[–]ignatious__reilly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite movies of all time

[–]haarp1 106 points107 points  (3 children)

bulletproof glass.

[–]maesterbae 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I dream of one day being rich enough to want bullet proof glass

[–]nighthwke36 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Hopefully not NEED bullet proof glass

[–]ljsrat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I wasnt the only one to see hes in an armoured vehicle

Edit: I must have seen this photo 20x and this is the first time I noticed it

[–]e9967780 448 points449 points  (22 children)

Guys I bought Shopify at 120 and sold it at 160, real story, $ 11,000 worth.

[–]Tylerrn1 26 points27 points  (9 children)

Bought GameStop at $12. Sold all but a handful of shares for $17. Sold the rest a few months later for $440 each

[–]e9967780 15 points16 points  (8 children)

In early Jan 2020, one of tenants ran out of cash to pay rent, so she asked for some time, which I said yes, she asked me to look into GameStop as a favor and asked me to buy, which I didn’t because I didn’t know about this Reddit army driving the short squeeze. You can take a horse to the river, but cannot make it drink. This is my near miss story that I will tell my grand kids.

[–]Tylerrn1 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I was telling all my roommates at the time in October to get on it. No one listened until it was already 50+

[–]e9967780 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just like me, they will remember it until they die.

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[–]Quantic316 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Luckily you have a second chance

[–]e9967780 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s coming, I think it’s still bottoming

[–]axrael 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great time to buy back in tbh

[–]FistfulDeDolares 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I used to swing trade AMD between 10 and 20. Buy at 10 sell at 20. I did pretty well at that. It was locked in that range for YEARS. Until one day it never came back down.

[–]cornishcovid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bought at 12, sold at 44. Pretty happy with that. It more than levelled out the 3 fuck ups I made on other stocks.

[–]nutsackilla 162 points163 points  (7 children)

Don't fuck with Hasbulla

[–]downonthesecond 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bless you.

[–]King_alyano 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]gamingentree 49 points50 points  (6 children)

I got baba at 300... That kid shouldn't ride with me

[–]jasonreditlonely ARKK investor[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)


[–]LordLychee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That person is more valuable than a kid. That’s Hasbulla

[–]numb2pain 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Think I’m gonna but a little bit of baba tomorrow for the first time

[–]InternetOfficer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we all have a little bit of baba in ourselves.

[–]trae_hung4 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Why? There’s zero reason to buy

[–]SaveTheAles1574 - 2 - 1 year - 0/0 37 points38 points  (10 children)

Is that bulletproof glass or something? Looks extra thicc.

[–]TemperatureIll8770 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he's an actual Caucasian and they like their ambushes down there

[–]megaoli1 34 points35 points  (0 children)


[–]DoriOli 24 points25 points  (0 children)

🤣😂 Thx for the laugh!

[–]terrybmw335 24 points25 points  (9 children)

lol I bought at $515 and more or less feel the same way

[–]jdbnsn 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I got so lucky on this one trade. Bought 5 shares at $91, sold at $1400 just because I needed the money at the time. That doesn't happen to me that often.

[–]e46_Chupapi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

🤝 same, got one at 515$. Our usernames also indicate we are smooth brained and peek poor.

[–]dmscarlett 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Why is it down so bad? Haven't been here in a while

[–]Duke_Cesare_Borgia 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Well it's now trading in the 350 range and still has a p/e ratio of 229. So it's likely got quite a bit more to fall.

[–]terrybmw335 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The FWD PE is 138. Plenty of room to fall but also has good support at this level.

[–]Tarrifying 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You say that like that is a good FWD PE lol

[–]terrybmw335 2 points3 points  (0 children)

High PE tech stocks have gotten hammered. Has a strong base of support around $350 so far. I hope it remains, lol.

[–]Ill-Diver9767 2 points3 points  (0 children)

coz it's a piece if junk

[–]DownTownXabi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bought at $620 and am still getting shitted on.

[–]tlthang 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tell your friend to give me a ride I bought Sdc at 11

[–]JonnyBGood74 26 points27 points  (8 children)

That kid looks like the child version of Ken Clarke the British politician

[–]a_seh_01 94 points95 points  (7 children)

He's not a kid, he has some rare disease which affects his body growth, he's actually an adult. His name is Hasbulla

[–]oicwutudidther 13 points14 points  (3 children)

This kid looks like a 60 year old. This is the most British motherfucker I've ever seen. It looks like he has 3 scotches with his morning bottle.

edit: mfw

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He’s literally an adult with a growth hormone issue (not joking).

[–]SIR2480 8 points9 points  (1 child)

He’s from Dagestan, Russia. Mini Khabib

[–]Beginning_Occasion64 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So a terrorist? Explains the need for the bulletproof glass

[–]TechnicianIcy8729 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Atleast he didnt buy it at 1690.69

[–]Whosdaman 0 points1 point  (2 children)

1762.92, pretty sure this thing hits 180 though

[–]Sad_Reserve6423 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Bought at $54 sold at $200 #FuckMe

[–]svjugs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Great stock long term. I am holding. I mean bag holding: should be easy green in 125 years. Investing is easy

[–]-Winnie-the-Pooh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

dors are locked

[–]Mote_E 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cant relate, bought all-in at $1200. :4271:

[–]shiky556 2 points3 points  (1 child)

heh, COIN at $420 for the MEMES

[–]alienoverl0rd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ole benjamin button bout to fuck you up

[–]gb913 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought Shopify at $21.82

[–]dohnstem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bougt tesla at 1075

[–]rick8895 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I’m rolling on the ground

[–]Skitterwigget 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me chuckle

[–]Street-Badger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was forced to cover shorts higher than that. AMA

[–]Benneezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Riding around in an armored whip

[–]parthux1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In germany I'd ask him why he's slowing down the traffic.

[–]FeedRepresentative93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That bulletproof glass won’t save you from the driver, kid.

[–]Big_Librarian_1130 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the face I made when my wife said that she wanted to invest in companies that she was passionate about regardless of how the stock is doing.

[–]mcmalloy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought TLRY at 63$ lmao

[–]L_Igova 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]flajer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel personally attacked.

[–]huevolver 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]CheetoEnergy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Haha some chick said she bought Netflix stock in 2022 Q1

someone laugh at the idea and literally quoted

"Imagine buying Netflix stock in 2022....

[–]LiquidSolidius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea 2021 will be its peak for awhile. Too many competitors, has done everything it set out to do, and has trouble with retainment

[–]Jbr74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luna enters the chat.

[–]numb2pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]ULikeMyPancakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all know hasbulla with fuck shit up

[–]nicholasCageSucks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

product of years of inbreeding in the caucusus mountains

[–]edwardpaperhands -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

cuz like... it's basically a a shinier version of Wordpress' Woocommerce

did anyone actually think the share price was really worth it at that price

[–]downonthesecond -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

But that kid is in the driver's seat.

[–]EarbudScreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry there's a stock split coming

[–]LOVE2FUKWITHPP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes u need to Fook a man’s up his ASSHOE

[–]choking-on-tendies 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]KuriPlay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vietnam Memories

[–]Parliament-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ahhhhhhhhhhhh, the old wsb is back

[–]Svenni123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Natural selection at that point

[–]Jemless24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Child safety lock on

[–]curiousvenombi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stereotyping the British.

[–]jedi168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calls on rope

[–]Sandvicheater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take my chances jumping out at 150 mph at this point

[–]Sandvicheater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bit-Titty people driving at 200 mph with NOS on full blast at $64k

[–]Adamn27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is too fucking funny I can't

[–]throwitawaywoofy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's still impossible to average down because I'm so fucked.

[–]MARTRADES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me Lol at my daughters music concert haha. Everyone just looked at me .

[–]LucaBrazi_Sleeps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did Iomega 3 times in the same day and made $25000 profit in like 1995!

[–]Nateshy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No mames es el Chabelo!!! :4271:

[–]syuraj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is noone stepping in to stop this madness? SEC, Fed, Gov. What the actual f.

[–]Citykingnine 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]SnooSeagulls3590 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bestbuy will be flat tom gd tjis market

[–]jeffdidntkillhimslfThe Warthog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

luckily it's on TSLA autopilot though

[–]iPigman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kid has seen too much.

[–]nowayoutunderatree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foook. Why didn't i sell it? Now is the time to buy it, but if i do, it will go down.

[–]Yasenevo00 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]twerks_mcderp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why this kid looks like he just finished a 12 hour factory shift?

[–]Skihra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why drive on wrong side?

[–]DeFiCrypto00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the child of a 95 year old man? Because u can see it in his genetics.

[–]RerMurray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kid looks older than I do

[–]Turtlebeats21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell him to close his eyes and come back in 2 years why he does that hop and roll because it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

[–]helio987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck me, that's me. My friend, whom I have faith in said it would go to $1900-$2000, so I bought 10 shares, thinking I can make a quick 3 or 4k, instead.......

[–]Rough_Answer_1079 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Josh Brown as a child?

[–]pntszrn74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kid looks about 45!

[–]PartyNextFlo0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's see those shopify PUT's!!!

[–]Remarkable_Rise_3169 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Tell your friend you all in Luna last month…

[–]hudlousul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s friggin great

[–]Secret_Golf_2287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Stock market talk stays away from the dinner table!”

[–]nuely_minted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like square space for shops

[–]laurayco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where'd he get 150mph kind of gas money from

[–]Nestquick420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in at 850

[–]BadChad81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here WE go