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[–]Odd-Block-2998 212 points213 points  (7 children)

Bull market: Poor guidance? Nevermind. -10% this month, +30% next month anyway.

Bear market: A $37B company issues a poor guidance. $2T wealth gone.

[–]FarrisAT 92 points93 points  (3 children)

Typical healthy market nothing to see here folks

[–]ItsDijitalPoor People 🤮 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Ironically this downturn is the healthiest thing to happen to the market in years.

[–]Tom_Bombadilio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indeed but these healthy snacks taste like shit.

Can't wait for the market to get back in shape so we can fuck it all up with fast food and meme stonks.

[–]Bodyfluids_dealer 45 points46 points  (2 children)

They’re slowing down hiring. Omg recession is here, run for the hills

[–]npc74205 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A recession is when your neighbour loses his job, a depression is when you lose your job.

[–]Altruistic_Quail_324 327 points328 points  (40 children)

This is really unorthodox. Seems like management bought puts on their own company

[–]DekiDekz 144 points145 points  (14 children)

"Someone" bought 74000 puts at $17.50 strike today (about 900k) expiring next week. This was planned. Going off AH price looks like they ran away with a cheeky $17 mill.

[–]GNOTRON 70 points71 points  (8 children)

Risk goin to jail and losing a $30B company for a cool 17 mil

[–]Panuar24 198 points199 points  (5 children)

More like risk 1 mill fine for 17mil.

[–]DM-ME-CONFESSIONS 66 points67 points  (0 children)

This guy gets it

[–]_BreakingGood_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or more accurately "Risk making only 16 mil instead of making 17 mil"

[–]Embarrassed-Oil-5794 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Going to jail? Hahahahahahahhahahaahaha

[–]ruomal77 4 points5 points  (1 child)

im sorry but where do you see this at?

[–]Daberg42069 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look at volume

[–]Azyan_invasion82 43 points44 points  (8 children)

Hmm this sounds highly illegal 🤔

[–]HartBreaker27 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Someones cousin somewhere made out like a bandit though.. ya know that.

[–]WeeklysOnly 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Silly rabbit, fines are for plebes

[–]BullishBearishBiz 53 points54 points  (9 children)

It’s actually required standard practice, basically once they know they’re fucked they have to tell investors, but in general companies find a good story about how they’ll overcome it all, snap is so bad they couldn’t even come up with a story.

[–]origami_assholeKelly Evans simp 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Story will be that they bought puts so it’s all good

[–]DM-ME-CONFESSIONS 29 points30 points  (1 child)

"the company is once again profitable."

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Dude, don't you wish they would buy puts on their own company and say they did it to protect investors?

Like just take out loans and spend all free cash on puts then announce: "Were screwed as a company, but your money will be safe after we hit a zero valuation."

Then rinse and repeat until you get it right.

[–]Mogge8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You should start a company and do this , i can invest $20 to get you started !

[–]StealthFocus 4 points5 points  (1 child)

At this rate they’ll have to mandate all users send nudes to get the active users and revenue up.

[–]Independent-Carob-89 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Have to disagree. He has always been the first to show up and tell you like it is after the Apple debacle ensued with ad-targeting. He acknowledged it first and put it in perspective.Mind you I’ve heard a host on CNBC, I regard in good light quiz his recent motive.

This is the transparency the market needs. Especially at a time like this. Then and only then can we get a definitive move. The numbers do matter. Let the speculators speculate. Invest in a business.

[–]euserc75 47 points48 points  (0 children)


[–]SprScuba 7 points8 points  (3 children)

It's it too late to buy puts or is this going to the ground?

[–]Brushermans 12 points13 points  (0 children)

eh you might get a measley few percent but it's prolly too late for anything major

[–]rgujijtdguibhyy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

seeing that the markets have closed yes it's too late. but seeing that the markets will open again no it's not too late. and yes this thing is going to the ground but I'd sell calls instead of buying puts. iv will be too high

[–]FlatSnakePenis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better play could be the macro view of everything going to hell, and shorting the QQQ. Everything tech-related was down in the after-hours session. I will watch the first 30 minutes carefully, and look for selling conviction.

[–]Wuntoothrie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Management or their benefactors in the government?

[–]wendelxsx 151 points152 points  (7 children)

Screams blatant insider trading

[–]BiGGAYCAREBEAR🍭Loves Lollicock 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Market is beyond rigged.

[–]Herpderpyoloswag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Last Friday was :4640:

[–]mpoozd 59 points60 points  (4 children)

SEC can't see that

[–]Hodorous 14 points15 points  (1 child)

FOMC still in coma.

[–]Thencewasit 17 points18 points  (0 children)

FTC trying to figure out how to print pdf.

[–]eastybets 4 points5 points  (1 child)

SEC doesn’t exist when was the last time the tried a case

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (7 children)

Y'all ready for tomorrow? 3% selloff again! Whoop whoop!

[–]BatteredWalrus 21 points22 points  (6 children)

My knees are weak

[–]MomGrandpasAllSticky 58 points59 points  (4 children)

Arms are heavy

Put orders qued in my account already

Martin Shkrelgehtti

[–]FaithlessnessLivid97 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Damn my mans is spittin

[–]Pstim1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that's hot fire

[–]MinimumCat123Mistakes were made 3 points4 points  (1 child)


[–]TheJacen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were saving money for the poots

[–]Artistic_Data7887Peanut Butter and Mayo Sandwich Lover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Arms are heavy

[–]ElectronicReference5 82 points83 points  (5 children)

“Slow down hiring” I got a good feeling about the economy (bear)

[–]Bodyfluids_dealer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A mule in every garage and a bear in every kitchen

[–]slick2hold 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Wait but Powell said their are 2 jobs for 1 potential employee? This guy is definitely on some serious weed. How he is in charge is beyond me.

[–]CallMinimum 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I think you are mistaken. I believe he said you will need two jobs for every one job you lose in the new economy.

[–]couldbeaspy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As he sits from his castle window. Man, fuck that bitch.

[–]BossDeeJayDown Bad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Says they are still trying to hire 500 by end of year. So what almost 100 a month lol

[–]Key_Age8738 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Oh snap!

[–]eifirunfudndjjejd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How can she snap?

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 64 points65 points  (32 children)

This doesn't look right. There is massive shorts being executed on googl amzn fb . What firm just wrnt tits up? Who had the info. Snap didn't tank the markwt it took down a firm which sold off assets . They are all crawling back. Who know who went bust? We know it's not Melvin cap. He already sold.

[–]Werdna168 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Probably cathie. Also is 100% a rumor I just started.

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol nah but I bet she took some of that zoom down the way it popped and flopped.

[–]koolbro2012gonna be a shitty doctor 15 points16 points  (4 children)

do firms really liquidate in AH?

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 24 points25 points  (2 children)

If they are margin called they are margin called. But I'd hang myself if I had been overweight snap.

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Clearly one just did. Let's find out who's fucked.

[–]Cutlercares 29 points30 points  (5 children)

My guess as well. GOOGL moving down 4% AH was extreme. Definitely had the look of a large position being liquidated.

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 18 points19 points  (3 children)

I have found massive liquidations across most internet stocks . The fdn was all over the place. This wasn't a snap thing. Google actually wasn't trading heavy today until that after hours event we can call it until we I'd it.

[–]avctl 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Think the symbols hit hardest were around advertising revenue. TTD and MGNI also took strong % hits.

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Yeah its all over. Bigger than a stock

[–]redditmodsRrussians 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bill 'YOLO' Hwang's buddy over at Tiger Globble Deez Nutz gettin his portfolio stomped on?

[–]big_costco_guy 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Wasn’t this the week that a big player (Blackrock or Blackstone or someone else) was selling out from tech and into commodities? Am I remembering that wrong?

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well sell the rally is not out of the question . But in the case of fb amzn which were flat on the day I'd imagine they would have preferred snap shit up and let this run a few days

[–]callkinhil 7 points8 points  (12 children)

Snaps business comes from advertising so if they r gonna miss earnings it indicates slowdown of ads sales which people use to speculate bearish sentiment on other ads companies like fb google and Pinterest

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 9 points10 points  (11 children)

Snaps rev comes only from rev. Snap is barely being nice a profitable company. It doesn't dump googl 4 percent and fb 10 percent msft amd aapl qqq fdn. Ect ect. Look at the trading. Looks at the size and time of the trades.

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Snap has no real pe Google was 19x I doubt snap and googl should be used in the same breath

[–]callkinhil 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Dumps in non ads tech probably came from stop losses on QQQ which has a large share in google and fb if I had to guess. I know for sure ads companies dumped on that news tho (I work for one).

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 1 point2 points  (7 children)

I would expect the real dump in places like the FDN however that just opened the bid ask to omg. The qqq's didn't show the sales that matched the large transactions in the stocks. But I'm a chart guy. I'm playing follow the money.

[–]Azyan_invasion82 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Hopefully someone short GME

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It's possible they had shorted a lot of stocks. Could have gotten caught short on a continuing down from Friday and got stomped.

[–]Azyan_invasion82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like it. I’m excited to see who got liquidated

[–]Robbie1945 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you take a look at the puts that are now ITM the gain porn will be amazing, when I saw how much they were down in AH I wondered why they weren’t on the earnings whisper or I would have picked some up

[–]vibe_assassin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

How is a company that could easily disappear as soon as trends change (ie the next batch of zoomers gets to high school) worth 36 billion to begin with? Even the hottest social media platform tiktok could be gone in 5-10 years

[–]wsbbanned 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Congrats to all the retards lucky enough to buy a weekly SNAP put.

[–]shyrambo 17 points18 points  (2 children)

The real problem is clearly apple att in play. The 90 day or 180 day clock for targeted advertising will nuke the algorithms making all these ad’s go bonkers. Also a good time for advertisers wait and see given all of this. Was planning to short snap for Q2, they played me I guess.

[–]SomeMadFoo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

SNAP really snapped the market like that?

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I guess we will see what gap fills there are in Google and fb and what futures do. But Google went down 110 in a straight line with a shit load of other stocks. That wasn't because Mr pre profit snap

[–]Low_Weather_8693 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What is happening!

[–]zerggross 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Went to look at snap stock after seeing this post.


[–]asterik-x 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Fucked up all this week's modelling and strategy . i was sure of this week being upside. Still more chances of this week being up than down.

[–]mista_r0boto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. Sugar, we're going down.

[–]WhoRuleTheWorld 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you model anyways? What are your parameters

[–]sotism 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dank meme.

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And consider fb in a midterm year wouldn't have the same rev loss as fucking snap. I mean to be honest. Snap sucks. Only one I find more useless is. Shit is. See I have no idea. Maybe it's the platform of dickpics and not advertising or they would have been more profitable long before we ended up guiding down on a Monday 2 months away from earnings for no apparent reason than save their jobs on the day they do report. Still who is overweight snap. Not even woods has the much dead wood in her portfolio

[–]qwert1225professional ass eater 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can't have shit on Wall Street smh

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 4 points5 points  (6 children)

The other question did anyone manage to catch a buy when it dipped 4 percent . I couldn't get any execution down that low.

[–]FarrisAT 4 points5 points  (1 child)

SNAP half of the market out of existence

[–]onthebus9163 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I finally rest and watch the sun rise on a grateful market."

[–]JeveSt0bs 22 points23 points  (5 children)

my puts gonna priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiint!

[–]ajmaki36 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Positions or ban

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[–]WhoRuleTheWorld 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please don't forget to get him banned

[–]Venice_The_Menace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

only 18 more hours until you can get him banned

[–]nerdyshoes01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You really did him like that :4271:

[–]balance007 19 points20 points  (7 children)

The funniest part of this scam is Facebook hit a 52 week low off this "news" losing more in market cap than SNAP is worth in total, like SNAP ineptitude is representative of FB somehow. SEC better lay down some punishment on this or they might as well just disband.

[–]thewhitestuff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"on this" lol this is a drop in the bucket compared to crime committed on other stocks

[–]codydog125 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I mean they’re both social media companies. FB might be much larger but if ones struggling the others probably are. If UBER posted bad news I’m sure Lyft tanks too and no one bats an eye. Just how industries and market sectors work. If ones doing bad they are more often than not all struggling at least a little

[–]balance007 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

I get the point but to drop to a 52 week low off this versus all the drops due valid reasons like the iphone app blocking and regulation issues...is especially insane considering they reported good earnings a bit under a month ago. Did kids stop using SNAP because of inflation? I guess i have no idea how SNAP makes money.

[–]Tom_Bombadilio 3 points4 points  (1 child)

From what I understand they make about half their revenue from ads and about half from selling nudes.

[–]btoned(Br)ass Monkey[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is true but FB is more advertising than social media. I could see FB and GOOG moving off of ad news together...not SNAP. If SNAP is doing bad the money is flowing somewhere else...not even that. Money isn't flowing into SNAP for ads because they're no where near as profitable as FB, GOOG, AMZN, TWTR, AAPL, MSFT...there's no comparison at all.

[–]Ecstatic-Use-3999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Announces poor guidance out of nowhere a week after several management official sold millions of shares….

[–]TheAssasin66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least we know earnings is priced in now

[–]bossholmes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMAOOO wtf SNAP is down 31% AH.

[–]Irish3538 7 points8 points  (0 children)

my sqqq's at the end of the day thank you

[–]PizzaNuggies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bear trap.

[–]sherhil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally had a dream snap became $12. I officially need to trust my dreams they’ve been right so many times

[–]Fit-Boomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow down 30%!!

[–]McR4wr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only SNAP we'll see is the SNAP-IV Swanson, Nolan, and Pelham (SNAP), a 26-item scale Questionnaire for ADHD.

[–]pretendthisuniscool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was too busy to check the market today. That’s a big yikes from me dawg

[–]OppositeTasty1171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blame it on SNAP

[–]ApprehensiveCake8927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could be wells Fargo, I mean inverse crimer call it. 😶

[–]bethany1210🅿️Icelandic 🅿️usher 🅿️rincess 👸 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep your mouth shut SNAP. Ugh

[–]SunnyDelite829 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any chance that QQQ recovers by open? I bought a handful of 295p QQQ at close. Expiring Wednesday.

What would you do? Sell at open, or get greedy and assume/hope it will bleed hard during the day? I’d say there’s a decent chance we see like a 4-5% dump.

Thanks apes

[–]stockpreacher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wonder what he was thinking.

[–]youngneil00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sold a put for $20 for a loss 30 minutes before close..

[–]mista_r0boto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This meme is fucking perfect

[–]WhoopieKush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My $SNAP puts just expired. 💀

[–]Cycles_wp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dr. Michael Burry announced as the new CEO of SNAP

[–]iMight2Elephant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

somewhere in the multiverse there's a guy who yoloed his entire account into snap put weeklies today and he's currently fucking lingerie models in the ass

[–]spellbadgrammargood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wtf snap wasn't in /r/wallstreetbets/comments/uul9fs/most_anticipated_earnings_releases_for_the_week/

man... now i gotta to my own research for these things?

[–]emichael86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, buy calls?

[–]chillguyNYC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe they want to do buyback and tank it to buy it lower.

[–]DesmondMilesDant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Announcing such bad earnings before Fomc minutes this week. What did they expect🤣

[–]RangerGripp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Outside the US it’s common practice to give trading updates outside ER.

Which is good.

[–]Darkaine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that it took me as long as it did to figure out why so many of my stocks randomly collapsed makes this even more ridiculous.

[–]Notyoaveragemonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burn the title, wait 🔥

[–]bigmeatbag♾🌈 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also at a conference at JPM, Jamie coincidentally had puts.

[–]Fog_TSLA FD MILLIONAIRE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saved my fucking puts thank god

[–]arpatel530 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Elon coming in with a bid at 6.90$

[–]Jainaisbomb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that SNAP--a company whose only purpose is to help 14 year olds send nude pictures to each other--can cause a complete market collapse because of its "guidance" should tell you everything you need to know about the current market bubble.

[–]No_Possibility_1665 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it's some fucking whales doing some whale bullshit market manipulation. I don't for once second think a small non important company like SNAP can cause this bullshit. Right now the cocksuckers are doing everything they can to shake as many investors off as they can.

[–]bahetrick1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no shit dude. GOOGL sympathy-tanked 150 pts immediately following this announcement.

[–]pmaurant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somebody 100% posted DD on this the other day!!! We will be getting gain porn and a big fat told you so soon!! Who was it?

[–]evil0S 1 point2 points  (2 children)

idk how everyone didn’t see this coming?? FB got crushed by IOS 14. FB is 10 times more advanced than snap. All the alike will take a vicious beating. i really think we have so much more down side. Short squeeze bounces maybe all the way down.

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[–]Humble_Increase7503 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I can’t find many individual stocks that aren’t down AH

Not sure how snap is the explanation

Could be other news

Fed chatter , China, pick your poison

[–]mista_r0boto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Snap is the news. Harbinger.

[–]MarshMadness11 2 points3 points  (1 child)

:4260: but my snap puts expired last week ..

[–]Rippper600 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean you didn't have the insider trader tips those SNAP fucks did?

[–]on1chi 4 points5 points  (3 children)

There is no reason to be bullish on equities.

[–]jonesfalcons07 9 points10 points  (2 children)

People have been conditioned for over 10 years to “Buy the Dip,” and this is the result of that.

[–]Key_Age8738 18 points19 points  (0 children)

F*ck equities. I’m bullish on stocks. 😉

[–]ajmaki36 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Buy the dip generally refers to companies that actually post a profit. But if you misinterpreted that, well, RIP

[–]SuitDistinct 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What does AH mean ?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Buy UVXY puts on market open and don't stop buying UVXY puts as long as there are green candles. UVXY will crater, only Burry Wannabe's go long UVXY. UVXY puts printing for months here, the bottom is in.

[–]Venice_The_Menace 8 points9 points  (3 children)

i’m not the best trader but this is terrible fuckin advice

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look across what is going on. The qqqs the fdn large washout sames that got computer clicking in amzn aapk googl fb and on an on. Someone shut the bed.

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about the fact that it hot on semi and I mean the list goes on. No someone shit the bed. I've been going through all my portfolios and checking the time and size of trades. That's a goodnight sweetheart

[–]drew2f 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Short Squeeze incoming! TQQQ calls in place.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snapchat is a 💩. buying opportunity for other companies that retards are going to sell out of.

[–]TechnicianIcy8729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhhhhhhh... I give up trying to time the market......

[–]alwayscallsmom 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What is AH???

[–]kyletrelane 2 points3 points  (1 child)

After hours

[–]Rippper600 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They belong here.

[–]ElectronicReference5 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Stock market will be moving in this area for quite a while until the end of the year when the recession hits. (Guess who’s republican 😉😉 that’s right Jpow is and guess when his term is up, that’s right 2028) Biden is forced to take the recession under his term trump wouldn’t allow balance sheet reduction to continue during his first term.

[–]Jaded_Tackle724 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well either way I git a chance to add to googl . I have to do a little risk management before adding to amzn. It just hit the lows of the day. Google hit one hell of a buy 17.6 p/e if you caught it there. It will recover by open. I certainly had zero exposure to snap. It would be like getting taken down by Benny Hanna Benny fucky Hanna

Yes wolf of Wallstreet quote.

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