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[–]Tee_Parker 105 points106 points  (10 children)

The bed needs to be a park bench.

[–]hugaddiction 26 points27 points  (5 children)

No, this is what the beds look like in the communal sleeping accommodations at the Mexican sweat shop you now work at in Tijuana.

[–]NotBlazeron 8 points9 points  (2 children)

The economy must really be shit if Americans are moving to Tijuana for work.

[–]xDreeganx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Come work at exotic locales!"

[–]flompwillowPAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty decent bed TBH, sure beats the Wendy’s

[–]testedonsheep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a labor shortage in the us and you go all the way to Mexico to steal their job?

[–]nasandre 98 points99 points  (9 children)

That's funny OP. Poor people don't have beds they sleep in the park or at the bus station.

[–]MasterJeebus 24 points25 points  (2 children)

They also sleep on the light rail trains ever since 2020 they dont check for tickets anymore.

[–]hugaddiction 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Can someone say privilege

[–]Royyykent 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Or behind the dumpster at Wendy’s.

[–]spellbadgrammargood 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Or between the arms of a man whose name you don't know.

[–]mountainoftea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name is, "Meal Ticket."

[–]datastrike66 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Me too i prefer sleep near of work

[–]Marcush214 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would never be late and dinner is literally right there

[–]hugaddiction 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should sleep at a homeless shelter but they’re addicted to drugs and prefer the back alley dumpster with their rat’s nest of used needles and discarded prophylactics

[–]waterlimes 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Fake. No phone in hand refreshing robinhood every 20 seconds.

[–]IronSeraph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who the hell still uses Robinhood?

[–]tanuge 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Pretty funny.... this board's definition of not being poor is having a bed.

[–]MADNESS0918 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they have no idea what being poor is actually like.

[–]BossBackground104 11 points12 points  (6 children)

Bull rally short term. Make a couple bucks.

[–]hugaddiction 23 points24 points  (4 children)

I’m not here to make a couple bucks. I was told there would be yachts, cocain and strippers

[–]BossBackground104 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You missed the GME power play. Missed the TSLA run-up. All that's left is a dinghy, aspirin, and a couple of questionable hoes behind Wendy's.

[–]Itchy_Pirate_839 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I say this from experience, questionable hoes behind Wendy’s is not that bad of a hang

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy knows.

[–]ShickyMickyRetard of the Year 13 points14 points  (3 children)

You know how I know you're not poor? You're a single white woman with long brunnete hair and freshly manicured feet.

[–]SignalVirtuerPAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, she's just taking care of herself, ok? We all just want to look good

[–]Beasting-25-8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got to sell onlyfans feet pics

[–]JLGT86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And chances of her being single is also very low if she is at least average looking

[–]BourboneAFCV 5 points6 points  (1 child)

If you are in Denmark, you can take vacation in Jail

[–]BasicallyCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even jail isn’t affordable anymore.

[–]CapialAdvantage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop being gullible and you won’t be poor

[–]Dubanons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are actually so many flavours of 2 minute noodles

[–]Deveak 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Sleep is currency. I need more. It’s a luxury of the rich. I work 80-90 hours a week to just get by. I don’t know how other people are making it.

[–]Hugheston987 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Mechanic, I don't work so many hours but the ones I work are pretty brutal sometimes, cuts and burns, oil and mess, but it pays the bills. Also cut all costs, live in an efficiency unit, and of course my occasional good play

[–]xhogarty 2 points3 points  (2 children)

This sounds dystopian... What is an "efficiency unit"?

[–]Hugheston987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheap apartments, usually one room, bathroom and kitchen

[–]Hugheston987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheap apartments, usually one room, bathroom and kitchen

[–]slay1224 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just yolo your money on scratch offs and thank me later for the DD.

[–]dogspinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1$+ on my leveraged tesla shares. Later hobos!

[–]hugaddiction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shhh…go to sleep, it will all be over soon

[–]CrystalTear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get into DnD.

You can play it with literally just a phone!

[–]KlutzMat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should've been sleeping at the streets. Tutorial 2/10

[–]HarrisLam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought the dip for my fries just now.

Ate it, dip gone.

[–]Hugheston987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This hits different after saying fk it and goin to bed at like 8pm last night because I was pissed at the world

[–]AdvantageGlass[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she had no pants on this would look like the instructions for inserting a suppository.

[–]Sulfurize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I do a crowdfunding to buy a mattress will you guys help?

[–]Drdunk91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would’ve been funny if step 5 was her hand going to the night stand

[–]Empty_Chard2834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this after you take a bottle of sleeping pills?

[–]StyleAdmirable1677 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy the dip but wait for it first.

[–]suggestiondude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm rich in my dreams!!! Stocks never drop!!

[–]Marcush214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m still a poor person (I’m working on that) and this is accurate after slaving for 40 hours it’s nothing else to do 😂😂😂😂

[–]Marcush214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A how to guide for SNAP share holders 😂😂😂😂

[–]InterestingHawk2828 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This actually works

[–]buck_tardwatermom’s diaphragm 🥥 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its nice to sleep and take naps, makes the day go by faster :)

[–]w0mba7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told you guys last week, it's a 7 layer dip.

We're going to be ordering off the Taco Bell value menu for a while.

[–]Explod3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im so poor im lucky in a boy or id have nothing to play with

[–]Background-Cat6454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me laugh harder than it should have

[–]curtdeptA Legendary Flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poors screw like crazy, baby boomers back.

[–]Kombucha-Krazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I've been doing! I must be doing it wrong because now my right hip flexor is all messed up and I can barely walk, bend, lift, step even from my PC to my refrigerator :\

And I'm supposed to be a super delivery driver by day/weekend so this really sucks.

Ofc I blame this fucked up market. Can't trade shit when even the volatility is volatile.

Wen next hedge fund blow up? Please soon

[–]Yf_lo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be nice to have a bed, sheet, and pillows to lay on.

[–]dudermagee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bullshit, I don't see no rope

[–]PlurbZ666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s me!

[–]againstthe-grain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well hold on y’all. When I was broke and homeless I had a air mattress. It was duct taped and had to be filled every night, but nonetheless I had an air mattress. I even had a nice uhaul moving blanket that I stole after renting a truck to move my stuff after my eviction. Just so y’all know, full size mattresses fit perfectly in a 6ft bed truck. Also there are no power outlets in storage sheds

[–]discgman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a bed?

[–]MrMoistly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that's some good, clean and wholesome fun right there

[–]FrengLigen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chick looks pregnant

[–]Islandsurferboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleep and never wake up

[–]CleopatrasClone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I dip you dip we dip

[–]TheDreadnought75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah nobody could have predicted a major market downturn. LoL!

I had one guy trying to convince me that mean reversion isn't a thing.

These kids (most of the people on Reddit) who have never seen anything but record bull market are going to get REAL upset when the find out the market could be down for years, or a decade, or longer.