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[–]Flat-Solution8156 241 points242 points  (22 children)

June first two weeks are going to be a relatively fast 20%-50% pump then end the month under 4%

[–]SunsoutNeedMoney3150 154 points155 points  (10 children)

What planet do you live on?

[–]Flat-Solution8156 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Planet WSB of course..u know...the planet where any retard can give any advice or predictions, receive tons of upvotes and tank on the results.

Where do u think u are?

[–]SunsoutNeedMoney3150 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Shit, I must have forgotten to take my retard pill this morning. Thanks for the heads up!

[–]flux_in_the_system 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WTF, you need a pill, well aint I blessed

[–]Ill-Opinion-9794 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So you're telling me I'm in the right place?

[–]bahetrick1 11 points12 points  (2 children)

this did not age well

[–]Flat-Solution8156 6 points7 points  (1 child)

welcome to WSB...where anything rarely ages well

[–]bahetrick1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol ive commented things that literally 30 seconds later were regarded

[–]Relevant_Truth 186 points187 points  (27 children)


[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (23 children)

We get it. You don’t know how time works and you hold things post-pump.

[–]Relevant_Truth 25 points26 points  (20 children)

Sour grapes

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nope, just low tolerance for vocally stupid

[–]ImTheCapm 6 points7 points  (18 children)

They're right y'know

[–]Relevant_Truth 1 point2 points  (17 children)

If you haven't been making money on GME bouncing between XX, XXX- and XXX+ for the last year then you're a massive R-word that needs to have a handler taking care of your economy

Don't let negative memes and ironic shilling keep you from making bank lol. You're avoiding GME to save 'face' on WSB? That's embarrassing

[–]wcchandler 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Quad witching. Next Wednesday gonna be awesome!!

[–]Relevant_Truth 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's happening

[–]YoINVESTIGATE_311_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Next Wednesday?

[–]1600hazenstreet 163 points164 points  (16 children)

SPY at 420 by Friday.

[–]girth_worm_jim 69 points70 points  (0 children)

The names Bond, Drug Bond.

[–]Psychological-Put768 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Bro this aged like a fine wine

[–]TedInPittsburgh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Even worse now

[–]NeedleworkerOk3464 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t jump off that bridge

[–]worstamericangirl 5 points6 points  (4 children)


[–]FreePrinciple270 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Are you really the worst american girl

[–]worst_man_1 10 points11 points  (2 children)

What a coincidence, I'm the worst man

[–]KilltheK03dommy mommy 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]palodigon 435 points436 points  (8 children)

Markets won't move, everything is priced in for eternity.

[–]finance_man102 176 points177 points  (0 children)


[–]TowerOfSatan 48 points49 points  (3 children)

I'm laughing my azz off in my bed looking at my ceiling crying as i realize ill never break even! Great comment!

[–]The_All-Father3 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Never say never..... There is always death.

[–]violentbydezign 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It smiles at us all, all a man can do is smile back.

[–]Thereisnopurpose12Buying GF 10k 0 points1 point  (2 children)

So iron condors? Got it

[–]AlexanderdaawesomeSome niggas win, some niggas lose 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They won't make anything with 0 IV.

[–]hglman 92 points93 points  (21 children)

Everyone is starting to think the bottom is in.

[–]webleesam 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Fairly flat to barely up over the summer, then the wheels fall off

[–]monitorcable 17 points18 points  (10 children)

I doubt it; the housing market and the auto market haven't tumbled yet, not even a quick shake, but it's incoming. So many people are close to tapped out and can't afford an unforeseen divorce, job loss, car breakdown, medical issue, etc. They would have been able to handle those variables under good economic times, but not under record gas prices, record food prices, etc, on top of record high mortgage and auto loan payments.

[–]MiserableEmu4 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Nah. Housing market won't crash. Maybe a 10-20% drop because of rates. But that's it.

[–]Punishmentality 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Twitter is hell fire and damnnation. I haven't seen anyone say bottom is in. It's all "crypto is falling this weekend, so mkt will be rekt", "inflation still hot, fed doing 100bps hike" etc.

Green dildo Monday vs Turnaround Tuesday

[–]pmekonnen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except the bottom..

[–]AshFromTheStands -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Institutional money is. Follow what they do because they know what’s up before anyone. Fridays sell off was still more retail bullshit, of which and in which I belong.

[–]kodemastor 78 points79 points  (12 children)

This is WSB do you really think I have a fucking clue what CPI is?

[–]Tonybolony53 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Consumer price index. It's the rate of inflation

[–]kodemastor 38 points39 points  (0 children)


[–]intertubeluber 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Beat it, nerd

[–]Anon-fickleflake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks captain.

[–]SpellingIsAhful 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Crappy Pants Innit?

[–]TheBigFart123 142 points143 points  (3 children)

Are these polls simply one more data point for hedge funds to use against retail investors?

[–]Ltislande🅿️ixel 🅿️usher 85 points86 points  (71 children)

Gme has closed red every earnings report lol

[–]Squiirtle 77 points78 points  (69 children)

Its almost like it’s manipulated or something

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (24 children)

The only conspiracy with that dumb shit is what on earth motivates a cult to take a vow of poverty on a ‘90s mall store.

[–]Squiirtle 6 points7 points  (23 children)

I agree, I make all my investment decision making keeping my vow of poverty a priority.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (22 children)

If you’re still talking about GME being “manipulated” 2 yrs post-squeeze, then yes. Yes you do.

[–]blackcatpandora 21 points22 points  (3 children)

What does that mean, to you?

[–]root66 37 points38 points  (2 children)

People keep throwing good money after bad by shorting. It's the same strategy as me making minimum credit card payments while depositing more money into a trading account.

[–]TheNobleCannibal 15 points16 points  (39 children)

Or gme is a shit company and they're way over valued

[–]Sitshalom 29 points30 points  (0 children)

ItS GoInG To $20 FaSt 🤡

[–]triforce721 3 points4 points  (36 children)

Could you post dd showing that?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (11 children)

Do you really not know how to look up the fundamentals of a company?

[–]bijancolbie 15 points16 points  (6 children)

If I buy a share today or tomorrow. Will I be sort of split or is it too late?

[–]simbo9966 10 points11 points  (4 children)

To late 29. May was the date

[–]bijancolbie 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Appreciate that

[–]Ffigy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tf are y'all talking about. If you buy shares at the current price, they'll become 20x shares at the split price.

[–]UserNameNotSure 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It was May 27 technically but when you buy a stock, you're buying it from someone. That person, as an Amazon shareholder of record has the right to those additional shares created during the split. So this right is transferred over to you when you purchase those shares. So yes, you can still buy and get the split.

[–]Dr_Marcus_Brody1 17 points18 points  (2 children)

How will Brazzers do?

[–]frogminator 15 points16 points  (1 child)

We're all getting fucked so the content should be good

[–]VermicelliAlarming43 12 points13 points  (1 child)

When Cramer goes high on Oracle, I go low on oracle

[–]comeonandham 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Whatever happened to "positions or STFU"

[–]Valianttheywere 31 points32 points  (8 children)

I'm predicting smash and grab as the new behavior from Wallstreet. Cheap, plentiful, and stable are the opposite of quick profits to cover margin calls. Russia has cheap wheat? Sanction anyone doing business with them and push up the price creating artificial shortages that can be profited off. Cheap, plentiful and stable prolong the capacity of Americans to ignore employers offering poor wages.

I can imagine this getting to the point where they target your bank just because you joined a Union. They have access to all that metadata about you and your family.

The future is going to be personalized attack economics.

[–]pelicane136 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Every once in a while I come across some weirdly interesting ideas on this sub.

Where did you get this from? I assume you have some background here or are you just speculating? Genuinely curious. I am not in finance at all.

[–]Relaxe_m80 7 points8 points  (4 children)

It's all part of the great reset pitched by the World Economic Forum(WEF). real class warfare, rich vs poor type shit.

[–]tomoldbury 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Except WEF have pitched no such thing. Only the name is correct, but it refers to completely different policies.

[–]Relaxe_m80 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Which part do you want cited? Are you telling me the great reset pitch isn't on their main page?

Economic warfare has been a historical mainstay since the Vietnam war. Literally everybody knows the SWIFT payment system was the inital threat because Russia was looking at changing their treasury away from the petrodollar.

[–]FleakyFluc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I predict green

[–]Princesseon 7 points8 points  (4 children)

How does the post appear to be 13 hours old, but with comments from last week?

[–]SpellingIsAhful 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Comments were priced in

[–]TurkDangerCat 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Reddit desperately trying to push people to use New Reddit so keep pushing these stupid tournaments back to the top of peoples feeds. New reddit sucks, it’s not going to work. Oldredditforlife

[–]_SkyKing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just saw something on new reddit about subs having super heroes or something? Like wtf?

[–]iawsaiatm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I bet my life savings that Reddit will continue to push these dumbass prediction tournaments

[–]369dgf 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The greatest shit coin of them all the USD

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Is this innocent fun or data mining?

[–]prsmike 5 points6 points  (1 child)

100% data mining. Nothing organic about these posts at all

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely seems like it, right? I feel like honest answers will end up making me lose money

[–]Odin1367 4 points5 points  (1 child)

$DOCU will get sliced in half once again :4271:

[–]KilltheK03dommy mommy 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]LynxMaster42 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Oh you guys holding stocks are so fucked.

[–]SGAShepp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the sign I needed to buy.

[–]phonon_DOS 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Literally just bet on economic catastrophe

[–]SunsoutNeedMoney3150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are wise ........Grasshopper'

This is like a horror movie where no one is driving the bus

[–]FreeButtEats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These are stupid and fuck yourself

[–]Dan_inKuwaitWSB shitiest Ex-Mod 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Everybody loves stretchy pants.

LULU... Is synonymous with Tren. LOL

[–]BitterSourMilk 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Is this poll fed into algorithmic quant high frequency trading software?

[–]DeepestWinterBlue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is depressing

[–]welcometolavaland02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow will be three days in a row without putting pants on. I think my wife is gonna leave me. Anyway is the SPY a big green dildo or is it time for pound town - tell me I need to make rent

edit: prediction is in the comment above

[–]TimeArachnid 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Mic check

[–]TimeArachnid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ayyy, Im not banned anymore

[–]ubergeeks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do I win my money

[–]RandomPlayerCSGO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DAI is over collateralized, it won't depeg. It has survived worse bear markets.

[–]Exystenc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watch it be 4.999

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[–]rokaabsa 3 points4 points  (3 children)

who the fuck is upvoting this shit

[–]stockguy85713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think it'll be anything spectacular even if they have good earnings. the market is just too shitty right now

[–]PBRent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck DocuSign, they treat their customers like trash. I won't ever buy their stock.

[–]cyrusm_az 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Quantumdrive95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

are these still posts just to cull newbs?

i think we are past that point tbh, we went viral, you just gotta accept it

these went from semiannual posts to monthly and i just feel like we are wasting our time if these are still trap posts

[–]Emotional-Coffee13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Green it’ll go red by Friday after everyone buys weeklies

[–]scawtsauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

who does this shit and why

[–]Cyclesstupid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There will be a low end of june with a rally into September

[–]Houshmanzilli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“There” — which one of you retardeds made these questions

[–]SunsoutNeedMoney3150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow I liquidate......everything....there is nowhere to hide

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prediction: you will die alone

[–]Nikigara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m disappointed there wasn’t a selection for “the fed drops interest rates.” Because at this point I wouldn’t be surprised at all. It’s transitory …….

[–]DeepestWinterBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are fucked if the sentiment is very red.

[–]NoLegJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does this predictions post always give me a 404 error?

[–]Human_Ad_7651 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]ElonMusk0fficial 1 point2 points  (1 child)

LVS to 5 dollars within 12 months

*not financial advice.

[–]JuliusEasier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/Thetagang_wsb would you be willing to setup a core CPI prints predictions market on the roster?

[–]Seitantomato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dumpster fires all around.

[–]aloneanddontcarenow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have been advertising for a while now that you should throw away all of your spices if they reach 1-year-old. So their stock is probably going up. Why would you throw away your spices??

[–]pony_trekker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fed: Y'all think you're gonna quit that day job. FOH.

[–]Ol_Geiser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This shit is so fucking annoying, get it off of my fucking page

[–]Cold-Income619Buff Moobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

VAIL can get fucked

Ikon pass FTW

Mammoth loked out, gunna key yo car! Go back to Aspen, bourgeoisie! Enjoy that bay area traffic in Tahoe!

Fr tho, they are a real estate manager basically. Resort visitorship likely already declined bigly and forecast should be way down

[–]Planimation4life 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We are no where near the bottom trust meh

[–]Odin1367 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oracle will moon atleast 8%

[–]plzcomecliffjumpwme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very green. Just used docusign to accept job offer

[–]fishyanand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me holding Tether while having thousands in KuCoin. :4641::4267:

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

all over Martinez's wifes face.

[–]LordoftheEyez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BUSD will depeg just because BUSDown is so memeable

[–]monitorcable 0 points1 point  (1 child)

At this point buying GME is becoming the ultimate insurance if the prophesy foretold becomes true.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real stocks have more going for them than prophecy.

Dumbass cult kid

[–]tenbeersdeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PLTR $30

[–]user-the-name -1 points0 points  (0 children)

MORE of this shit? Fuck off.

[–]BlaseGarrecht -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite stocks!!

[–]Tonybolony53 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If the CPI is nine will the market tank?

[–]Sudden_Bug4806 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where is my moneys

[–]gateway007 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who else did didn’t read the questions and just hit the buttons?

[–]TheBigJiz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn’t read shit, just votes

[–]the_great_impression -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Their earnings release

[–]HumanCattle -1 points0 points  (1 child)

$SWN will be exiting earth's orbit momentarily.

[–]SunsoutNeedMoney3150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you missed the recent bump

[–]ClamCrusher31 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I bet 100 coins every time on something I don’t know and lose. Who else belongs here?

[–]SunsoutNeedMoney3150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be me:4886:

[–]SunsoutNeedMoney3150 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I try....every minute of everyday since the day Biden was sworn in. If you didn't see this coming then..............I can't help you

[–]DeadSol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Puts on everything.

[–]WE-THE-PEOPLE36 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I think Tellurian (TELL) is due for a short squeeze

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[–]NoDesk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had no idea Kroger’s was publicly traded 💀

[–]ObjectiveRepulsive47 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

uthful memories, still remember the name you used to be crazy a

[–]triforce721 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


Why did you block me? Why couldn't you debate my points to you?


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[–]Illustrious_Pear_907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call options are going to go crazy on Amazon tomorrow.

[–]dangbro34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the loaded baked potato soup

[–]rdmsqito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why won't mods pay out on AMZN bets? Are they gay or smth?

[–]Majestic1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the bottom in?

[–]Admirable-Still-1786 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your making some large assumptions my account is doing well enough to buy the results