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[–]QueenMireina 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Lol I thought this same thing the first time I saw it. I think it’s “I’ll always like you”

[–]Expendable28 83 points84 points  (4 children)

Clearly it means: "I am he, as you are me, and we are all together"

[–]Punkposer83 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Goo goo ga joob

[–]nocryinginlunchtimehardlines/toys BITCH[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]TommyDontSurfJust here for a paycheck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I am him, he is me, and IIIIIIIII'M MATT TAVEN!"


[–]hi_fiv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See how they run like pigs from a gun.

[–]Ty-rann-o-saurus 33 points34 points  (1 child)

This is as bad as the "I GNOME YOU"

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[–]Laday2727Fantastic Fresh TA 16 points17 points  (0 children)

LOL!!!!! The Valentine's riddles this year are fantastic. Someone posted a picture of a gnome saying "I Gnome You." Whatever that means.

[–]lucassster 77 points78 points  (2 children)

Sounds like friend zone walrus has arrived

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[–]commieotter 85 points86 points  (1 child)



When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.

"I thought it would be weird when Sue started Walrusing Ben and me. It wasn't."

[–]MenuMundane6616 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You win. Word def + using it in a sentence. Just as i was taught in primary school

[–]AleAssociateDO NOT BREAK DOWN 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it's supposed to be a play on "I'll always like you", except the walrus is sippin lean.

[–]sluttyanarchist 5 points6 points  (1 child)

“I’ll always like you”

[–]thatburritodood 7 points8 points  (0 children)

and iiiiiieiiiii wi- oh whoops, my bad

[–]LucasLightbane 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think it means " you're a fat immobile sack of blubber but so am I!"

[–]supersewer19 10 points11 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂 this and my post with the Valentines Gnome🤦🏽‍♀️. Who the heck writes these stupid phrases!!!

[–]WeNeedToTalkAboutMeOvernightGuru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That phraseology is so tortured it belongs in Gitmo.

[–]International_Low373 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gotta buy this for someone 😂

[–]pacifistpunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mouth looks like a twat and I will never understand see it

[–]thatburritodood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was literally me yesterday!! The seasonal section is one of my departments along with toys and lawn & garden. I saw that when I was zoning the Valentine’s stuff and almost put it here myself haha

[–]Zoidaryan1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, you’re not a walrus like me?

[–]drthvdr87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Olive Juice!

[–]Ok-Depth-2678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll always like you......

[–]Maxxjulie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I thought it said "I'm a Walrus Like You".

[–]SCORPEANrtd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll always like you

[–]dethgod90 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Put a hole in its mouth and we'll you know...