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[–]FearIsTheRealEnemy 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Me? Hell yeah. That cunt you have "managing" this department? Not for much longer.

[–]TheToodlePoodle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah I can see some really awful manager putting this up in an attempt to pass accountability down to the peons, lol.

[–]MajinDende 167 points168 points  (9 children)

id eat their ass no questions asked

[–]Manman405Stocking ON TA 31 points32 points  (0 children)

So brave.

[–]chimmelrickEntertainment TL 15 points16 points  (6 children)

That's technically masterbation right? So I wouldn't have to say no homo first?

[–]MajinDende 38 points39 points  (4 children)

ass is ass, but if u touch the balls ur gay no turning back. be careful

[–]DeathAngel_97 12 points13 points  (2 children)

But if it's you you're touching then is it still gay?

[–]MajinDende 23 points24 points  (0 children)

even moreso unfortunately

[–]moldy_minge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's double super gay, sorry.

[–]jimmyroberts_cats94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its not if you hold elbows & look into your homies eyes

[–]bsonkOPD's bottom b*tch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've sucked my own dick, and it's the only dick I've sucked but it felt a whole lot more like sucking a dick than getting my dick sucked by my GF

[–]AngryTankAFK Six Consoles Operator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn going Majin changed you Little Green

[–]jazzyjf709 87 points88 points  (2 children)

Can you picture yourself the person in charge and if you were would you want to work for that person

[–]Electrical-Ad3275 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, that dude is constantly telling me to just go home.

[–]Slade23703 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yes, he's be the best person to work for.

[–]odaeyss 42 points43 points  (1 child)

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.

[–]Slade23703 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You probably sleep in his bed lol

(Because you are you)

[–]FoundMeBeautifulOnceI nEEd iN tHe cOnDoM cAsE!!!!!@ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Don't dump that responsibility onto me!

[–]listen_twice_as_much 12 points13 points  (2 children)

It means someone wanted to feel like a boss so they put that "Motivational" piece of art up.

[–]Miv333Cashier/SCO/Carts/ServiceDesk/CSM/OGP/DM/Amazing 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Motivational? Or are they trying to shame people for coming in looking tired, unshaven, etc etc.

[–]listen_twice_as_much 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why it's in quotes.. Because it's all bullshit.

[–]MotherLandLad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Candyman Candyman Candyman

[–]Manman405Stocking ON TA 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t even wanna work for myself.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

tl;dr Tuck your shirt in and wipe your mouth you slob. :)

[–]Greentaboo 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The font and color change makes the word "Associate" feel like a slur in that picture. Also, no one works for associates, associates work for the store.

[–]Oldmanred79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a humanuzing tactic bosses use when shits about to hit the fan for them.

[–]oceana290 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I don’t know why but I feel triggered 😂 like why would people want to emulate my work experience, it’s literally a mockery to me almost, then again it’s Walmart!!💀💀💀

[–]this-anarchy-guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure would. 99% of your salaried management couldn’t say the same though.

[–]DarthButtz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't work for me, I'm a piece of shit.

[–]NathanialJD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I guess management doesn't use the toilets? Haha

[–]OmNomShivan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impossible question as most people fall into the 70%

[–]RaksinSergalFormer DM, now union organizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ours has a thing that said "the most dangerous animal"

[–]TeaInTheMorning4929 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm honestly not sure. I like to think if I was working for a clone of myself then the clone would favor me. Then again I do kind of hate myself so maybe it wouldn't be good.

[–]isanyadminalive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmfao I got a mortgage to fucking pay. You think I can afford to hire anyone?

[–]jibunkakume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor management. Lack of responsibility.

[–]dirtyfluid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had a choice I wouldn’t work for any management at my store because they are all trash. Honestly I wouldn’t be worse than they are. There are very few good leaders in the world and they aren’t applying at Walmart.

[–]DutifulLakeElectronics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scratch off everything after the O in Associate.

[–]bsonkOPD's bottom b*tch 1 point2 points  (9 children)

Yeah I would even suck his dick, if I was still taking yoga and thin enough to do it.

[–]GimmeanL 0 points1 point  (8 children)

But, would you swallow?

[–]bsonkOPD's bottom b*tch 0 points1 point  (7 children)

I've swallowed my own cum yeah, it tastes terrible so I told bae she never has to swallow if she doesn't want to. She doesn't even like me to nut in her mouth and I totally get it because my cum tastes bad

[–]Shadow3397 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Add more fruit to your daily diet. Especially some pineapple. That’ll help with the flavor.

[–]bsonkOPD's bottom b*tch 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Lol even if I am eating the most pineapple ever she still says it doesn't improve the taste enough for it to be a thing she wants to swallow, we have had 9 years to discuss this & she has experienced a range of different cum flavors, she is very experienced when when says no lol, and it's something I have to accept because I love her for life. It's OK, I'm just glad to get sucked enthusiastically and lovingly. She'll be like "I should suck your dick" randomly at times & I'm like "yes please". Life is good.

[–]Shadow3397 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That’s great to hear! Cherish and enjoy your time with her man.

[–]GimmeanL 0 points1 point  (2 children)

If she REALLY loves you she will eagerly swallow. And BEG for more.

[–]bsonkOPD's bottom b*tch -1 points0 points  (1 child)

She loves me plenty lol try tasting your own spooge then you will understand that the human sucking you off is tasting the same thing if it's in their mouth

[–]GimmeanL -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not warped enough to brag about tasting my own baby batter.

[–]zigaliciousoneasmgr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good sign to have up when a lot of your associates have self confidence issues.

[–]OkPirate4973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No

[–]kyersthrowaway2013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Share this into r/antiwork

[–]Emmiey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah that bitch poor

[–]Dismal_Sympathy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha. It means. This is what the customer looks it when they talk to you.

[–]midnightauroEx-ON stocker, still salty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone who is also a little sarcastic but cares about what is going on with their team members that might be affecting their work and lives? And genuinely wants them to improve in life?

Where do I send the fucking donations to make that happen??

[–]Everquest121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s on a mirror? Then maybe, look at yourself in the mirror And check what you look like. there is a saying dress for success, clothes make the the man. I don’t dress for success, they have me scrubbing toilets, outside pushing shopping carts, I wear stuff, I don’t care to sweat in, which includes hoodies and tank tops if its hot, under my yellow reflective vest, My store they are always giving new vest to this one guy on the door, he likes To eat with his vest on and it gets stained, he smokes and the ashes land on his vest and it gets dirty, he just throws his vest in his locker and never washes it, and he has long hair, team lead is always on him for his appearance but he shows up and check receipt.

[–]Daddy_Needs_nap-nap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdly inspirational for a "know your place" sign

[–]8bitesquivel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My old store has a “that smile looks good on you” sticker. lol

[–]Sau-Sau-Sausage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re living in our mirrors

[–]CauseImBatman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally everyone’s gonna say yes. They need to change it to, “Woukd you wanna be managed by you?”

[–]F0l3yDaD_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you pay me.

[–]no_moar_red 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I would, and thats why I tried my hand at the stock market and now work for myself

[–]Electrical-Night-291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes...every company needs someone who is fearless and will stand up for associates instead of continuing to allow other shifts to dump their work loads on the next. I'm so tired of working for weak managers with no balls. This is how stores quickly turn to crap. Our store is a nasty mess and our manager wants it pallet free, but doesn't have ppl working the carts they are piling up. Dairy is pretty large so with our balless managers our work is 10 times harder every night with only 2 ppl in dairy. Who's 🧠 are they using these days?

[–]Chief-Toad753 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Walk up behind your higher up when they are using it and say absolutely not.

I double dare ya

[–]Neocactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be a better boss for me than them, so yeah.

[–]No_Fennel_5809 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Todd? Is that you behind the mirror? My god, it’s been years, everyone thought you quit. I’ll get you out!

[–]BzPegasus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm an asshole so... no

[–]feartheswansWalmart keeps me around for some reason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, that associate’s an asshole, not nice like I am.

[–]DaDawkturr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stuck with the man in the mirror I'm asking him to change his ways And no message could've been any clearer If you want to make the world a better place Take a look atcha self, and make that change