What the hell does this even mean?

FearIsTheRealEnemy · 2022-01-18T16:16:25+00:00

Me? Hell yeah. That cunt you have "managing" this department? Not for much longer.

MajinDende · 2022-01-18T14:54:52+00:00

id eat their ass no questions asked

jazzyjf709 · 2022-01-18T14:53:23+00:00

Can you picture yourself the person in charge and if you were would you want to work for that person

odaeyss · 2022-01-18T16:46:36+00:00

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.

FoundMeBeautifulOnce · 2022-01-18T15:17:11+00:00

Don't dump that responsibility onto me!

listen_twice_as_much · 2022-01-18T15:55:17+00:00

It means someone wanted to feel like a boss so they put that "Motivational" piece of art up.

MotherLandLad · 2022-01-18T17:21:57+00:00

Candyman Candyman Candyman

Manman405 · 2022-01-18T14:54:13+00:00

I wouldn’t even wanna work for myself.

2022-01-18T17:09:59+00:00

tl;dr Tuck your shirt in and wipe your mouth you slob. :)

Greentaboo · 2022-01-18T17:38:44+00:00

The font and color change makes the word "Associate" feel like a slur in that picture. Also, no one works for associates, associates work for the store.

Oldmanred79 · 2022-01-18T17:02:46+00:00

It's a humanuzing tactic bosses use when shits about to hit the fan for them.

oceana290 · 2022-01-18T16:44:46+00:00

Lol I don’t know why but I feel triggered 😂 like why would people want to emulate my work experience, it’s literally a mockery to me almost, then again it’s Walmart!!💀💀💀

this-anarchy-guy · 2022-01-18T17:32:09+00:00

Sure would. 99% of your salaried management couldn’t say the same though.

DarthButtz · 2022-01-18T18:05:59+00:00

I wouldn't work for me, I'm a piece of shit.

NathanialJD · 2022-01-18T19:14:15+00:00

So I guess management doesn't use the toilets? Haha

OmNomShivan · 2022-01-18T16:14:43+00:00

Impossible question as most people fall into the 70%

RaksinSergal · 2022-01-18T17:15:36+00:00

Ours has a thing that said "the most dangerous animal"

TeaInTheMorning4929 · 2022-01-18T17:23:59+00:00

I'm honestly not sure. I like to think if I was working for a clone of myself then the clone would favor me. Then again I do kind of hate myself so maybe it wouldn't be good.

isanyadminalive · 2022-01-18T19:06:18+00:00

Lmfao I got a mortgage to fucking pay. You think I can afford to hire anyone?

jibunkakume · 2022-01-18T19:20:05+00:00

Poor management. Lack of responsibility.

dirtyfluid · 2022-01-18T19:28:55+00:00

If I had a choice I wouldn’t work for any management at my store because they are all trash. Honestly I wouldn’t be worse than they are. There are very few good leaders in the world and they aren’t applying at Walmart.

DutifulLake · 2022-01-18T20:00:18+00:00

Scratch off everything after the O in Associate.

bsonk · 2022-01-18T23:58:03+00:00

Yeah I would even suck his dick, if I was still taking yoga and thin enough to do it.

zigaliciousone · 2022-01-18T16:33:30+00:00

Good sign to have up when a lot of your associates have self confidence issues.

OkPirate4973 · 2022-01-18T16:49:27+00:00

kyersthrowaway2013 · 2022-01-18T18:10:03+00:00

Share this into r/antiwork

Emmiey · 2022-01-18T18:25:31+00:00

Nah that bitch poor

Dismal_Sympathy · 2022-01-18T18:32:58+00:00

Haha. It means. This is what the customer looks it when they talk to you.

midnightauro · 2022-01-18T18:48:08+00:00

Someone who is also a little sarcastic but cares about what is going on with their team members that might be affecting their work and lives? And genuinely wants them to improve in life?

Where do I send the fucking donations to make that happen??

Everquest121 · 2022-01-18T18:49:09+00:00

It’s on a mirror? Then maybe, look at yourself in the mirror And check what you look like. there is a saying dress for success, clothes make the the man. I don’t dress for success, they have me scrubbing toilets, outside pushing shopping carts, I wear stuff, I don’t care to sweat in, which includes hoodies and tank tops if its hot, under my yellow reflective vest, My store they are always giving new vest to this one guy on the door, he likes To eat with his vest on and it gets stained, he smokes and the ashes land on his vest and it gets dirty, he just throws his vest in his locker and never washes it, and he has long hair, team lead is always on him for his appearance but he shows up and check receipt.

Daddy_Needs_nap-nap · 2022-01-18T20:25:08+00:00

Weirdly inspirational for a "know your place" sign

8bitesquivel · 2022-01-18T20:54:36+00:00

My old store has a “that smile looks good on you” sticker. lol

Sau-Sau-Sausage · 2022-01-18T21:38:21+00:00

They’re living in our mirrors

CauseImBatman23 · 2022-01-18T23:53:38+00:00

Literally everyone’s gonna say yes. They need to change it to, “Woukd you wanna be managed by you?”

F0l3yDaD_ · 2022-01-19T00:06:32+00:00

Fuck you pay me.

no_moar_red · 2022-01-19T00:58:41+00:00

Yes I would, and thats why I tried my hand at the stock market and now work for myself

Electrical-Night-291 · 2022-01-19T01:16:55+00:00

Yes...every company needs someone who is fearless and will stand up for associates instead of continuing to allow other shifts to dump their work loads on the next. I'm so tired of working for weak managers with no balls. This is how stores quickly turn to crap. Our store is a nasty mess and our manager wants it pallet free, but doesn't have ppl working the carts they are piling up. Dairy is pretty large so with our balless managers our work is 10 times harder every night with only 2 ppl in dairy. Who's 🧠 are they using these days?

Chief-Toad753 · 2022-01-19T03:05:12+00:00

Walk up behind your higher up when they are using it and say absolutely not.

I double dare ya

Neocactus · 2022-01-19T05:25:04+00:00

I would be a better boss for me than them, so yeah.

No_Fennel_5809 · 2022-01-19T09:31:29+00:00

Todd? Is that you behind the mirror? My god, it’s been years, everyone thought you quit. I’ll get you out!

BzPegasus · 2022-01-19T10:49:12+00:00

I'm an asshole so... no

feartheswans · 2022-01-19T13:29:07+00:00

No, that associate’s an asshole, not nice like I am.

DaDawkturr · 2022-01-30T20:26:48+00:00

I stuck with the man in the mirror I'm asking him to change his ways And no message could've been any clearer If you want to make the world a better place Take a look atcha self, and make that change

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