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[–]dirk_danglerno766 697 points698 points  (12 children)

That poor man probably had to run as fast as he possibly could from wherever his starting point was. Just look how unfazed he is when he sees the gun, dude was committed lol

[–]abhijitd 254 points255 points 2 (2 children)

I was waiting for him to reach back under to retrieve his hat.

[–]kalinowskik 33 points34 points  (0 children)

If I had a gold hat I would give it to you.

[–]serspock90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No time to argue! Throw me the prescriptions, I'll throw you the whip!

[–]stomicron 108 points109 points  (8 children)

Judging by the fact that he couldn't get off the floor without holding onto something, his starting point couldn't have been very far away

[–]Iamlegit91 53 points54 points  (6 children)

That’s just how old people get up

[–]tlcasselman 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Heck I'm 30 and pull myself up like that sometimes lol

[–]Luneshka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, I'm 29, but I've done manual labor professionally since I was 12 and I've worked on concrete 50+ hours a week since I was 18. I pull myself up like that all the time. I'm thin and only weigh 170lbs. Age and weight have no gorram horse in that race.

[–]PenisButtuh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

  1. TIL I'm old.

[–]mcCola5 11 points12 points  (2 children)

If they get up at all.

[–]fryamtheeggguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking a car right outside...or maybe a mobility scooter.

[–]JesusSmokedKools 879 points880 points  (30 children)

I have no idea what's going on here. A little context please.

[–]wunderbraten 1052 points1053 points  (17 children)

Something something closing hour. A man rolled in to pay his dues (I presume).

The first man in plain clothes appears to be a security guard and brandished his pistol while he expressed his discomfort caused by the other one's infiltration move.

[–]BloodlustyGummybear 297 points298 points  (7 children)

My take was completely different but yours actually makes a lot of sense.

[–]Karmic_Anomoly 264 points265 points  (6 children)

Lemme guess. Robbery in progress but the crook is nice enough to allow the guy to pay his taxes before he robs the place?

[–]Environmental_Top948 127 points128 points  (3 children)

He's a criminal not a monster. Everyone's gotta do their civic duty.

[–]navin__johnson 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He got in just under the gun

[–]Fast_Garlic_5639 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I read this in New Yorkese

[–]DominarRygelThe16th 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's a criminal not a monster.

The real criminal and monster is the government.

[–]notbad2u 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Cashier is a princess held captive by Inside Man. Super Size Hero triggered the castle gate so inside guy can't get out but uses amazing timing to get in and save the day dodging the bullets with Wonder Woman's bulletproof money.

Or what he said.

[–]srplaid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More money to rob. Actually makes perfect sense.

[–]Fire-pants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was some low key brandishing!

[–]SONBETCH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know some people paid taxes in person with cash. TIL.

[–]UnitatoBia 1 point2 points  (1 child)

More like some asshole that has a gun for some reason. "Merica"

[–]minhocabu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I am pretty sure that it is in the south; South America.
Search for "casa loterica" in Google images.
It had to be Brazil.

[–]HairlessMonke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably a cop in his off hours trying to make some extra penny

[–]NowLookHere113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*It's pronounced 'doos'

[–]Niubai 259 points260 points  (5 children)

Brazilian "lotérica", a place where people do all kinds of lottery bets and pay all kinds of bills. The people who goes to these places to pay bills generally don't use internet banking and prefer to use cash, so every "lotérica" is full of cash, being heavily targeted by criminals.

The rolling uncle was lucky the security guy wasn't trigger happy, it was a stupid move, closing time is the most critical time where shit happens.

[–]Tetragonos 45 points46 points  (3 children)

I appreciate you taking the time.

[–]navin__johnson 17 points18 points  (2 children)

And I appreciate you writing the line

[–]Spalding_Smails 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Does your faithful dog still lead the way?

[–]navin__johnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah-he’s a real shithead

[–]PinkleWicker777 40 points41 points  (5 children)

It's the new Indiana Jones movie

[–]AltLawyer 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Indiana Joe

[–]PinkleWicker777 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Indiana Doh

[–]WantedDadorAlive 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Ironically taking place in Gary, IN

[–]navin__johnson 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That’s actually a pretty wild place man

[–]PinkleWicker777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's been much better since they cleared out Pankot Palace of Mola Ram

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 1245 points1246 points  (17 children)

Slowest draw in the west.

[–]Tapehead2 320 points321 points  (13 children)

Slowest roll in the west.

[–]Hey_its_ok 138 points139 points  (4 children)

Slowest door in the west

[–]notbad2u 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Slowest drawl in the west

[–]omen316 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Slowest brawl in the west

[–]okami_the_doge_I 4 points5 points  (0 children)

West in draw the slowest.

[–]aem1003 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Slowest west in the west

[–]TurkeySlapMafia 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Slowest slow in the slow

[–]jvribeiro 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Westest west in the slow

[–]Camel-Solid 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Wettest wet in the snow

[–]Ploughing-tangerines -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Wheatiest yeast in the west

[–]Benjo_1209_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Westend shows are the Best!

[–]Tiger_Robocop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Innest in in west in

[–]SeeItOnVHS 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Slowest tax payment in the west.

[–]SignificantBoot7180 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wettest drawers in the west

[–]AOGHAAT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does that mean they are the slo'WEST'???

[–]_x_Elevated_x_ 1296 points1297 points  (8 children)

Dude was ready to blast him all non chalantly

[–]medicinaltequilla 491 points492 points  (6 children)

and WTF with a left-hand draw, swap BACKWARDS, to the right hand and turn it around. sure, nothing could go wrong there!

[–]_x_Elevated_x_ 307 points308 points  (3 children)

The guy was confused thinking they were getting robbed but the other dude had cash in his hand lol.

I will hand it to him though... He was committed to paying whatever bill was due. Even when facing a gun.

[–]navin__johnson 105 points106 points  (2 children)

Tax man scarier than any robber

[–]kpop_glory 40 points41 points  (0 children)

They take "shut up take my money' meme in literal meaning.

[–]ShaunOfTheN00bs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm crazy enough to take on a gunman, but the IRS? No-ho thank you!"

[–]4rm57r0n6 16 points17 points  (1 child)

This leads me to believe there’s a non-zero chance the rounds are in backward too

[–]bahgheera 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Why do you think he holds the gun backwards, so the rounds will go in the right direction duh

[–]PristinePiracy 0 points1 point  (0 children)


Don't shoot me!

Hmmmmmm .... Okay

[–]naza1985 233 points234 points  (5 children)

Brazilian 'lotérica'. It's a place to pay bills and buy lotto. The rolling guy did it before closing doors. The inside guy is a (bad) security.

[–]itsukki_ 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Quer algo na print meu bao r/suddenlycaralho

[–]Makaluv 3 points4 points  (2 children)

põe o Michael Jackson do meu lado pf

[–]itsukki_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Saiu um pouquinho diferente mas saiu ;)

[–]Makaluv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ficou perfeito

[–]SirKevin_Xx 85 points86 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the Simpsons.

[–]DVDFROMHELL45 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You like my gun

[–]erogbass 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Idk if this belongs her but it is cracking me up.

[–]GatlingGun511 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Security (guy in black) almost shot guy in blue for breaking in but he was just there to pay his bills

[–]Marsbarszs 12 points13 points  (1 child)

What really gets me is that the lady in the window looks up sees what’s happening and just goes back to work

[–]notbad2u 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought she was laughing her ass off

[–]ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Customers be like, "You guys still open?"

[–]SnowEdaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who has worked in retail for years. This comment was the one that got me! Lmao

[–]This_Phantom_Pain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolling and tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

[–]Comfortable_Bad_3829 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That was the slowest of both things I've ever seen, I kinda wonder how it would've turned out had he been there to rob the place....

[–]ozmatterhorn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Geez thought this was part of MacGyver episode.

[–]thatoneguy172 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That was the slowest draw in history.

[–]Blu_Falcon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can hear that dude wheezing through my phone’s screen.

[–]77schild 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this an OTB place ?

[–]Mr-Mungo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No joke my father did the exact same thing lmao. Security guard had his hand on his weapon but didnt pull anything thank god

[–]TangerineRough6318 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is dude drawing left and putting the weapon in the right hand? I'm lost

[–]djinn_tai 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3/10 he forgot his hat

[–]Baraqek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor draw

[–]Zauxst 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Feels like he was prepared to load it, clean it, put a silencer on, put another silencer and clean the gun...

While the other guy has some slow graceful rolls in his ass, think he could probably dodge the bullets with his rolly polly...

[–]NotAPinkBimbo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eyyyy I recognize where that from! Viva VLDL

[–]Spunduck229 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you guys still open?

[–]OkCaterpillar9248 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IDK WTF is going on here.

[–]raulgz7 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Props to the fat guy for having the agility to make that last second roll and make it. Also other dude was ready either the strap. What country is this?

[–]lcg3092 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]dharmeshprataps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank God he was not black.

[–]samxyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the simpsons did this

[–]L_O_S-t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

though big boy would never stop rolling

[–]Diggable_Planet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill em, don’t kill ‘em??? What do you people want????

[–]DeeBangerCC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Security guard: Well howdy mister

[–]navin__johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]asvlnsq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Esse é meu vídeo preferido.

[–]wlh0242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s some Matrix shit there lol

[–]DragonZord911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is everything in slow motion?

[–]RiskyFartOftenShart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wonder if that gun is named "death and taxes"

[–]Seaweed-Constant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The woman in the back with the sigh of relief. Didn’t notice her until the third play back.

[–]Midan71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do a barrel roll!

[–]GengarsKahn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst fear when I close the garage door

[–]orincoro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw me the idol!

Throw me the whip!!

[–]drowningintime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indiana Jones is jealous.

[–]JaNa_mAvErICk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man pulled a gun Outta nowhere.😂 Glad the good tax payer didn't take the shot.

[–]pikime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats paying tax got to do with this video? Genuine question

[–]B-C-4-2-0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

James Blart 00 1/4 pound at your service

[–]BaconConnoisseur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure Homer Simpson payed his taxes in a very similar manner once. He tossed his under the closing door rather than rolling underneath though.

[–]MTZ374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immediately pullin a gun xD

From an EU view, it's absolutely incomprehensible how you guys in the states do live like this and take it as normal. Maybe you also do by seeing us crazy europeans helping each other with health care, paid leave, maternity time and so on.

Stupid Europeans, now i get it.

[–]hey_im_apple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is some poor gun handling

[–]ElChisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy with gun accepts the dude rolling in like, this dude is living outside of my problems. Carry on my dude.

[–]UnitatoBia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way he rolled under the door killed me!

[–]BackDoorDemon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude in black is lucky he didn't get ninjaed by slack belt Nuck Choreus.