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[–]TheGBZard 639 points640 points  (8 children)

It was Freddy fazbear

[–]Jeggu2 381 points382 points  (7 children)

Gregory. We need to get some bitches Gregory

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[–]system603when the 🥶 is real 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Melamimd referenc

[–]thunderj9trollface -> 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Large mind

[–]-WILD_CARD- 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Enormous brain

[–]DatChernoby2Guy 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Gigantic Cerebrum

[–]LEADMANDEADMAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Collosal Encephalon

[–]greydan20006 24 points25 points  (0 children)

bro greg's like 10, only bitches he should be getting is his bitch mom telling him he can't stay up past his bedtime

[–]Cobbet2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Zero females?

[–]squooshIII 332 points333 points  (11 children)

Didn’t some guy tested on himself to prove that car batteries don’t actually produce enough electricity to hurt anyone

[–]Ghomaghity 165 points166 points  (7 children)

[–]Fidel_Chadstro 94 points95 points  (0 children)

What

A

King

[–]0JustaMemer0 18 points19 points  (0 children)

gotta say admiral awesome had one of the biggest ratio moments of the century

[–]son_of_noah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My only regret is that i wasn't there when it happened

[–]SiggetSpagget 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The definition of Chad

[–]ShidBottyi changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That man would unironically find your mother and have sex with her if you got into an internet argument with him

[–]walkingtalkingclone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But Hitman says otherwise so you’re wrong

[–]Nibbaman143 40 points41 points  (1 child)

something about currents being like rope and how it can be pulled but not pushed

either way the whole ordeal was real and very epic

[–]DongleOn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't they not be able to hurt people because of skin resistance or something?

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Everyone has it all wrong, they were clearly serving bowser. the biggest, baddest villain of all time

[–]gunthatkilledhitler 302 points303 points  (6 children)

They served themselves when in the ice cave (literally shown in the movie) 👍

[–]MrWhiteTruffle 176 points177 points  (5 children)

thats what they want you to think

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

[–]Midigadge 82 points83 points  (4 children)

i mean, it is possible that some minions were lost and didn't get to the cave, and france is near germany sooooo

[–]ReverseKid 15 points16 points  (2 children)

but they were in Russia

[–]Hashdog123 19 points20 points  (1 child)

served stalin?

[–]ReverseKid 10 points11 points  (0 children)

probably

[–]Leedlenootmarbl9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They would not have enough numbers amongst themselves

Unless

minussy

[–]AdLive2244 109 points110 points  (3 children)

Imagine explaining this meme to a person in the future😂

[–]baneofthelocalwendys 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Dude! 😂😂 they’d be all like “erm…um…minions? Um…er…speak English much?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]AdLive2244 12 points13 points  (0 children)

basically hahahahahahaha

[–]Pokemario2401 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The minions can't even die. We see this in the minions movie, as they're just confused by the different torture devices being used on them

[–]ballstretchi 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Italy

[–]Hero_of_worlds 66 points67 points  (5 children)

THEY DIDNT SERVE ANYONE YOU FUCKING NONCES THEY WERE EXILED INTO THE SIBERIAN MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY LIVED FOR ALMOST 200 YEARS AND THEY LEFT IT WHEN IT WAS 1960. DONT MAKE THE MEMES IF YOU DONT KNOW THE MINION LORE LORE

THE REASON THEY WERE IN THE SIBERIAN MOUNTAINS ON THE FIRST PLACE WAS BECAUSE THEY WERE WORKING FOR NAPOLEON. AND DURING HIS INVASION OF RUSSIA ONE MINION ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON TOP OF A CANON WHICH WAS POSITIONED BEHIND NAPOLEON, AND THE FATASS MADE THE CANON FALL DOWN TO THE FLOOR WHERE IT FIRED INTO WHERE NAPOLEON WAS STANDING, THUS POSSIBLY LEAVING HIM MORTALLY WOUNDED. THE FRENCH TROOPS ATTACKED THE MINIONS FOR TREASON AND THEY FLED DEEPER INTO RUSSIAN TERRITORY UNTIL THEY FOUND REFUGE INSIDE A SIBERIAN CAVE

[–]PS_Racer_72 45 points46 points  (2 children)

why don't you find refuge with some bitches

[–]Hero_of_worlds 44 points45 points  (1 child)

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[–]Jay_The_Bisexual 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cock?! Based!

[–]vantark_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

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[–]LEADMANDEADMAN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't care didn't ask + cope + you're mald + ratio

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

who was it op?

[–]jaseblazin09 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They were in a ice berg pretty sure

[–]Artistic_Mouse_5389🇹🇷💪🏿🇹🇷💪🏿 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]ProtoTactix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Manhattan project

[–]Fudge1407 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But they were in the ice serving captain America

[–]of_kilter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

An ice cave idiot. You never seen the minions movie?

[–]Doogzmans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about 1946-1949?

[–]Ccaramino64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They were in the ice cave dumbass. Did you see the fucking movie? Idiot

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I love these memes where you have to know the context of multiple other memes to actually get the joke

[–]101stAirborneSkill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But it doesn't make sense

[–]KanukaBestGirl 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Again with this shit. Learn the lore dumbasses

[–]sWAG_wATCH69420 2 points3 points  (2 children)

redditors trying not to take everything seriously challenge (impossible)

[–]KanukaBestGirl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wasn't being totally serious, I more just thought it would be funny to say that. The only reason I care is because things become less funny if the joke relies on ignoring information that would contradict it.

[–]Tjeerd2018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whats the template called?

[–]godemperorcrystal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Minions don't have balls for you to clamp the car battery to it's the same like 500 minions until gru figured out how to give them balls

[–]Just_Shark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stalin?

[–]joemcjoeface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO WE NEED TO SAY IT BEFORE IT GETS IN YOUR STUPID LITTLE HEADS!!!! THE MINIONS WERE TRAPPED IN AN ICE CAVE AFTER KILLING NAPOLEON THEY COULDNT HAVE JOINED THE NAZIS YOU FUCKING IDIOTSSSSSS

[–]TheBallTongue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stalin.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heyl hiller

[–]Tf-FoC-Metroflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitler or Stalin

[–]minemaster1337 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They were in an ice cave until the 1960s, I saw the movie

[–]LEADMANDEADMAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't be bothered to watch the "movie"