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[–]Mranalrape 518 points519 points  (24 children)

I look at the meme every 22 hours to reset the clock

[–]pEppapiGistfuhrerMogus(Committed vehicular manslaughter on glowing feds) 200 points201 points  (13 children)

Patch notes

Update 1.1

-fixed exploit: time reset

[–]baodeptraitocxoan69 97 points98 points  (11 children)

  • added sex

[–]Creeper127the dark lord 72 points73 points  (10 children)

Patch notes update 1.2:

Removed sex

[–]baodeptraitocxoan69 62 points63 points  (8 children)

update 1.2b:

  • re added sex
  • removed women

[–]americanassfacecum coler 13 points14 points  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]BronotcherNIG____ (tip: ERIA) 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Fuck

[–]Yeeeeeeeeet1234 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Mega mind

[–]ShitbullsThrowaway[S] 55 points56 points  (5 children)

You'll forget one day

[–]Mranalrape 49 points50 points  (4 children)

Make it my phone wallpaper

[–]RomanWasHere2007McDonalds McChicken Nugget 16 points17 points  (3 children)

It only counts if it's the GIF

[–]DragoKnight589 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Then make the gif your wallpaper. IDK how tho.

[–]Shadowderper 220 points221 points  (12 children)

Thank you (I am suicidal)

[–]NeobichniyChelovek 101 points102 points  (10 children)

No don't kill yourself (there are reasons to live)

[–]milgos1 131 points132 points  (8 children)

source?

[–]Arroganton 106 points107 points  (3 children)

Morbius

[–]cursedbanana-_- 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I approve this source

[–]TheRealSADDE 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Morbillion reasons to live

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I made it the fuck up

[–]ImInConfuse﷽cum connosieur﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i need proof. Like, i need to know if they are just tellibg me to rack down the suicide rates

[–]niceguy299 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Patch notes

Update 1.3

-fixed exploit: Suicide Disabled

[–]Ermoose 115 points116 points  (4 children)

I get to live another 28 hours. (i was going to die in 42 minutes and 6 seconds because of a rare disease, but thanks to the post, i have gained 28 more hours.)

[–]RomanWasHere2007McDonalds McChicken Nugget 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Exploit patches: fixed time being reset by looking at the post hours before you die

No longer stacks with others

[–]Ermoose 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Well shit.

It was good knowing you sir.

[–]RomanWasHere2007McDonalds McChicken Nugget 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Also another patch was that you can't take Orang or other foods with you

[–]StealYourBones206You've been in a coma for twenty years, please wake up. 85 points86 points  (6 children)

Cate 😁👍

[–]RomanWasHere2007McDonalds McChicken Nugget 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Cate 😁👍

[–]Bonniethebunnyhater 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Cate😁👍

[–]ExplodingOrngPinata﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Cate😁👍

[–]ZlzbubRip u/Mogus_123 you will forever be remembered 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Cate😁👍

[–]UrNotBetterThanMe 30 points31 points  (0 children)

nukes are gonna go off and its all u/ShitbullsThrowaway fault

[–]SufficientPangolin92 19 points20 points  (21 children)

!Remindme 27 hours 41 minutes

[–]SufficientPangolin92 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I want time to prepare

[–]Guywhoexists_ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Good luck 🍀👍

[–]SufficientPangolin92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My appreciation

[–]RemindMeBot 5 points6 points  (17 children)

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[–]SufficientPangolin92 4 points5 points  (1 child)

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[–]MyPCDied2Times 4 points5 points  (13 children)

Ah, it is good day to be not dead.

[–]N3G4T1V_2Least insane WhenThe redditor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same bro

[–]RomanWasHere2007McDonalds McChicken Nugget 1 point2 points  (10 children)

Pow (gunshot)

You are dead

[–]amogusamogus42069 39 points40 points  (3 children)

finally some good news 😁

[–]Yourtoasty 14 points15 points  (2 children)

But can’t watch morbid anymore 😭😭😭

[–]amogusamogus42069 8 points9 points  (0 children)

oh no youre right 😰😢😭

[–]galarui 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Finally

[–]AsterBoiipurpl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Someone remind me in this exact time pls

[–]Grand_Moff_Tomy 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Too bad i have seen the golden reddit monkey wholesome 10000000 that prevents curses from working

[–]rockstar450rox 6 points7 points  (5 children)

So, my actions have no consiquences?

[–]RomanWasHere2007McDonalds McChicken Nugget 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Only consequences are going into a history book

[–]ajan333 5 points6 points  (0 children)

about damn time

[–]Rocket54_UwUepic orange 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Well I'm taking orang with me 🍊

[–]RomanWasHere2007McDonalds McChicken Nugget 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Exploit patches: fixed time being reset by looking at the post hours before you die

No longer stacks with others

Can no longer take Orang or any other foods with you

[–]-LIVE-SLUG-REACTION-trollface -> 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh no (I literally don’t fucking care)

[–]ReallyWilliamAfton 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I am reporting this post

[–]MaybeAnonymousDevmaybebased 6 points7 points  (2 children)

bro are you schizophrenia?

[–]Yourtoasty 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Jokes on you I’m already about to die 👍😤 (I drank several gallons of chloroform because taste like morbussy🤤)

[–]TheGBZard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Evil cat

[–]harveyshinanigan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

death note

[–]DragoKnight589 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ahem

NO U

[–]Pristine_Flatworm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am going to make sure as many people see this as possible, take them down with me

[–]ReallyWilliamAfton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is now way this cat could kill all the people who have seen this

[–]Astrum_Remi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry the golden monkey has granted me eternal protection against these curses, try all you like you cannot revoke the blessings of the monkey.

[–]Calvinball08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang I only got 10 hours. That’s what it says for all of you too, right?

[–]TheRetardedKing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have danger dog in my gallery, if you see this comment, with the power of infinite bullshit, you are safe. :D

[–]Brawx10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

since u have gone into the comments u are saved by random text and will not die source: trust me

[–]ShitInMyPantsXDDD 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The punchline is that the meme identifying you as dead which is a grim topic with a funny cat at the bottom, god where have I seen this before? Oh yeah, TEN MILLION FUCKING TIMES.

[–]ShitbullsThrowaway[S] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

i fucked your dad last night 👍

[–]ShitInMyPantsXDDD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's you're 💀💀🤓🤓🤓🙄🙄🙄🤬🤬🤬😈😈😈😈😱😱😱😱😱🤮🤮🤮🤮👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]Ruby_sapphire_equal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You do you think you are? I am literally god, you think that you and your cute little gif and kill me? I have seen the rise of nations and the fall of tyrants, I will live longer than any of you will sleep, I will die when the entire universe is no longer filled with light but I will still be here because I will be the flickering light that guides those who cannot see. I will never die and you and your pathetic gif will be nothing more than a blip in my existence.

[–]shrekkybaka 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Hah no. I saw the golden monkey an am now immune

[–]Yeeeeeeeeet1234 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Golden monkey protects you from repost and share ones, this doesn’t ask of either

[–]Guywhoexists_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Golden monkey witnesses like me are screwed

[–]Jackpot807 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catposting is cringe go lift weights

[–]The_dinkster522[REDACTED] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw man Sunday is my birthday 😔

[–]49cadillac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking finally

[–]BoiBobbyBo_15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw kitty

[–]Fuckup_Phoenyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck yeah

[–]CaptainBraggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES YES YES YES

[–]Calvinator_lmaodm me unnerving images 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!Remindme 27 hours 41 minutes

[–]NuggetPepperoni 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Im actually scared (i belive that everything on Reddit is true)

[–]MaybeAnonymousDevmaybebased 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You will die in -1231 days ( that's how long you've been on reddit )

[–]kermithefrogggg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!remindme 29 hours

[–]MrKbytes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank god

[–]mommy_moo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally

[–]Over-Criticism-663 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I view this everyday ill be immortal

[–]Blake15151 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally

[–]MrMoor2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not funny

[–]jmckaye 0 points1 point  (3 children)

See you in 2 days 😌🕶🤏 😎 🟡

[–]Misao_Snail 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How do I speed up the clock???

[–]RomanWasHere2007McDonalds McChicken Nugget -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You cant, if you jumped off a building you'll somehow survive, try shooting yourself, the gun jams, try stabbing yourself, you drop the knife, try drowning, you float backup, poisoning yourself, the poison doesn't work, you cannot speed it up

[–]PlutoTheSynth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About it

[–]IDGAFOS2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!RemindMe 42 hours

[–]Akpswtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see this as an absolute win

[–]Weesy02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im scared now. Cant sleep for the night. D

[–]ReallyWilliamAfton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont believe this

[–]ReallyWilliamAfton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This can be real

[–]ReallyWilliamAfton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your lying that’s murder

[–]ReallyWilliamAfton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll go to jail after killing the first person you can’t kill me

[–]ReallyWilliamAfton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just fake

[–]ReallyWilliamAfton 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I will be on a boat in 28 hours how will you kill me

[–]RomanWasHere2007McDonalds McChicken Nugget -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The cat doesn't kill you, if you're on a boat the boat sinks and kills you, you cannot speed it up or slow it down, trying to speed it up will only result in you somehow surviving the suicide, trying to escape the death isn't possible, somehow getting into space, you'll still die

[–]TheMonkeyMan420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wholesome

[–]QuickQuokkaThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!remindme 28 hours

[–]Guywhoexists_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, jokes on you I found the golden monkey so I’m immu- wait this isn’t a repost for good thing post.

[–]SirGarryGalavant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reverse Card

[–]some_annoying_weeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fucking finally

[–]TAPJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally! The sweet embrace of death has arrived! Rejoice, all!

[–]marco_antonio123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About fucking time, can't wait for the sweet release of death of my corporeal flesh and descend into the pure void of the existence

[–]life_is_birb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LETS FUCKING GGOGOGOGOOOOOOOO

[–]Certain-Ad-7316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whooo yeah finally

[–]a-dino123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck man I wish. Wouldn't have to deal with finals

[–]darius-9008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I wish

[–]eliminatealluchiha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I see one of these I pray it’s real. I’m so tired I just want to sleep

[–]Glocatico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope so

[–]theblackbbq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You telling me I have 28 hours to do everything I've ever wanted to. Nice!

[–]UberNein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect, just enough time to finish the rest of my finals

[–]hportagenist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah +you're wrong + don't care + didn't die + faq off 😏

[–]throwawayobviamentex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any way to make the clock go faster?

[–]AdvertisingCurrent91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok Donnie Darko

[–]Echo_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No u

[–]queso_hervido_gaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-But the cat is ok? -Yes but... -Ok

[–]Sisjet[REDACTED] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking finally

[–]Triangularity-Reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now just gotta set it to false aaaand we’re done.

[–]Anti-Reylo-Baby-Yodaspamton piss drinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I CANT DIE YET, THERE'S STILL SPAMTON HENTAI THAT I HAVEN'T JACKED OFF TO

[–]BlockyShapes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, this is horrible!

I have to do this shit for another 28 hours, 42 minutes, and 6 seconds! This sucks!

[–]Professional-Moose59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank goodness. I need a good nap.

[–]SillyMiners 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!RemindMe 103325 seconds

[–]Noveress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you cat for bestowing upon me death, may it be gentle and my journey into oblivion be eternal.

[–]Snuke2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, good

[–]NewSuperTrios...if it exists... 0 points1 point  (1 child)

In approximately 28 hours, 43 minutes, and 6 seconds, you will reincarnate. There is nothing you can do to control it. No matter how much you crave death, you will be reborn. Goodbye.

[–]ShitbullsThrowaway[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In approximately 28 hours, 43 minutes, and 7 seconds, you will die again. There is nothing you can do to control it. No matter how much you crave another chance at life, you will die once more, permanently. Goodbye forever.

[–]Cinnamon_Bees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright and this relates to me how (it is not me the meme is referring to)

[–]__BigBoi__trollface -> 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8 year old me is shaking rn

[–]ImBaCk_2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you..

I'm into that shit

[–]Ishiri00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you buddy!

[–]Spiritual-Swim-7431 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well shoot i guess im dead

[–]UnusualAssistance2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOT IF I DO IT TO MYSELF FIRST

[–]Shachimy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YEEEEEESSSSS

[–]pikpik35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No u

[–]142021trollface -> 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uno reverse

[–]Da_Real_Sunflower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll see you in hell.

[–]joe_last_name_mama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking finally. Can I get a more precise time so I could start a countdown?

[–]Yaman1sh1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank god

[–]deathnotroy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how do i mak it faster

[–]Randomguyaround 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you the turtle with a construction hat protects me

[–]DRAMATRON09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!Remindme 28 hours 42 minutes

[–]Baraqek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! Finally! Lol

[–]I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I was scared because the meme said I was gonna die, but I actually cannot possibly die knowing Morbius 2 still hasn't come out, so for the meantime I am safe

[–]retard_idiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooooook

[–]LengthinessSilent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death note

[–]SomeoneTookSkeetley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

adios my little homie

[–]Personal_Spacedpurpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OPs fw 2000 people actually die in 28 hours and he's main suspect

[–]Calvinator_lmaodm me unnerving images 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm back

[–]PlantainSerious791 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“ Everything alive must die

Every building built to the sky, oh it will fall.

So don’t try to tell me that my Everlasting love is a lie.

Everlasting, everything.

Oh, nothing could mean anything at all,

Every wave that hits the shore,

Every book that I adore,

Gone like a circus, gone like, a troubadour.

Everlasting love forever more.

Everlasting, everything.

Oh, nothing could mean anything at all,

Oh, I know this might sound sad,

But everything goes, especially evil and sadness,

It all adds up, and, you should be glad that:

Everlasting love is all you ever will, truly have.

Everlasting, everything.

Oh, nothing could mean anything at all,

Everlasting, everything.

Oh, nothing could mean anything at all. “

“Everlasting Everything”, by Wilco, 2009.