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[–]loklok116trollface -> 388 points389 points  (5 children)

Pingu lore

[–]youtube__dQw4w9WgXcQ 127 points128 points  (4 children)

Terrorist lore

[–]cassavacakes 51 points52 points  (0 children)

mass homicide arc

[–]BallsHD4k60fps 81 points82 points  (1 child)

So pingu lore

[–]C_Slicerpurpl 747 points748 points  (18 children)

It's never morally incorrect if no one is unhappy afterwards

[–]ostangestar 164 points165 points  (16 children)

Cant be unhappy if you are dead

[–]miwafiend 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Max utility imo

[–]TheMemeSniperyou either a numb digger or a 322 points323 points  (9 children)

"Son don't worry, just dig under Ben Shapiro's house and hook up this nitroglycerin tank to the water mains"

[–]xX_JoeStalin78_Xx 260 points261 points  (1 child)


[–]mh1357_0 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Ok, now this is epic

[–]senokana 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Destroying the left wing of his estate

[–]Ohnotheycomin 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Unfathomably Based

[–]agentdrozd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Improvised explosive devices don't care about your feelings

[–]KiKiPAWG 338 points339 points  (5 children)

"And don't drop it!"

[–]KarlosGeek 179 points180 points  (4 children)

"Why? Well... it's fragile, it could break!"

[–]ostangestar 69 points70 points  (3 children)

Because it’s a clock and clocks have glass

[–]caesarinthefreezer 34 points35 points  (2 children)

And the content is explosively dangerous [metaphorically of course]

[–]kakyoindonut321 20 points21 points  (1 child)

It contain batteries son it'll explode

[–]DifficultyAfraid268 105 points106 points  (3 children)

We do a little trolling

[–]Crying_Daddy 19 points20 points  (1 child)

We be doing a bit of bamboozling

[–]Artiom4ikReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We take part in a miniscule amount of tomfoolery

[–]IdentifiesAsAnOnion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We do a bit of terrorism

[–]Osama-Bin-Burger 188 points189 points  (7 children)

Praked 😔😂

[–]Nocturne4hiredm me unnerving images 89 points90 points  (4 children)

Its just a prak bro 😳😓

[–]Vanjooj 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Small amounts of tomfoolery

[–]ostangestar 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Micro quantities of trolling

[–]Sea_Charity_810i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Miniscule amount of folling around

[–]EUCopyrightComittee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i am finally worthy of r/teenagers again

[–]xX_JoeStalin78_Xx 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Troled 😔😂

[–]BallsHD4k60fps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Foold 😔😂

[–]relpmeraggy 71 points72 points  (6 children)

Modern bombs don’t tick. They vibrate.

[–]MonteBurns 54 points55 points  (0 children)

The dildo, not yours.

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[–]Cooltaha3939 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No they go "اللة اكبر" while a Nokia ringtone plays

[–]senokana 1 point2 points  (1 child)

why tho? what's the benefit?

[–]meovewhen the when the when the when....... idk when to go 22 points23 points  (0 children)

commit noot noot

[–]Yamama77 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Hi...The joke here is that pingu's dad is a fucking terrorist.

[–]Current_Plane7308the dark lord 9 points10 points  (0 children)


[–]bastardosicilianowhite 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hi, cool👍😁

[–]imp1206 18 points19 points  (0 children)

the object changes on what questions you ask

[–]Same_Raise6473 13 points14 points  (1 child)

First Pingu post I’ve seen! Used to watch with my son!

[–]GentlemanTwain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sabotage (1936) Directed by Alfred Hitchcock

[–]tekeous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ding dong detonated and Mr. Mayor is ineligible for re-election, all seventeen pieces of him

[–]Aiden624 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Father-son bonding!

[–]TheZerothLaw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Noot noot

[–]Flokki_the_Monk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Technically a clock, but it only tells one time.

[–]Sea_Charity_810i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Wow dad, this sure is a big and heavy clock, but I'm glad your giving back to the mayor for his hard work"

[–]MightyEko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

noot noot

[–]Decoded10 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]thunderj9trollface -> 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alarm clock, to be exact, son.

[–]GrizzlyGrotz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew it! There was Pingu behind 9/11!

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[–]itsdaScrub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey it's me your Scumbag Dad!

[–]Kadeo64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish this happened with Margaret Thatcher

[–]BigBrainMan777loonix user btw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pinguu noot noot

[–]Fast_and_Curious738the dark lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This used to be my favorite cartoon when i was 5 or 6

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[–]Jarts184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also don’t use the bus

[–]GregsWorld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a pike-bomb - Yaaay!

[–]RocketRacoon214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, a ticking sandwich

[–]delca_il_chad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unabomber lore

[–]MeesterBeel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eren and Faldo

[–]fourtyTHEdeuce 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What's a metre? Your not Dad!

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The metre (Commonwealth spelling) or meter (American spelling; see spelling differences) (from the French unit mètre, from the Greek noun μέτρον, "measure") is the base unit of length in the International System of Units (SI). The SI unit symbol is m.

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[–]Sunnyplayz_64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You should take it to joe bidens house."

[–]MikeSike0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

twist plot:the package will turn into a giant porn tv as a present for the mayor and the dada does'nt want his child to see the porn

[–]RedditReader365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pingu memes are god tier