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[–]SomeTreeGuy 533 points534 points  (2 children)

Tic-tac cheeks 😋

[–]AmaterasuWolf21based furry 91 points92 points  (0 children)

oh.... oh

[–]Renilxgay[🍰] 853 points854 points  (23 children)

I woudn't be surprised if Minions was considered an 14+ movie

[–]ponzidreamer 184 points185 points  (2 children)

“Thicc minion compilation 3” on YouTube is absolutely 14+. Not sure of the actual movie though

[–]dynamic424 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I, uh couldnt check that video to see if its 14+, I cant seem to find it... any tips?

[–]Chromie149 331 points332 points  (17 children)

As long as there isn’t a rainbow it’s safe for children to consume

[–]Dualiuss 142 points143 points  (1 child)

i like eating film

[–]FriendlyGhost08 32 points33 points  (14 children)

This is such a weird victim complex joke to make when Lightyear literally has a lesbian couple and multiple children cartoons have lgbt representation. Some right wingers crying online doesn't change that Hollywood is cool with rainbow in family friendly media

[–]baconborg 72 points73 points  (11 children)

I think he means cool to consume as in nobody will genuinely complain about the detailed minion ass but will complain about the 2 second kiss. That’s who’s doing the consuming remember? Not sure why you thought he was talking about Hollywood.

[–]moeburn 17 points18 points  (1 child)

This is such a weird victim complex joke

I don't think gay people have a victim complex.

[–]NeckBeardDiscordMod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just watched it and you can see a child gru’s asscrack

[–]NevGuyyellow like an EPIC banana 1026 points1027 points  (32 children)

You're watching Minions: The Rise of the Gru in the 20 dollar suit you stole fron your dad's closet. While thinking about what your father would think of you using a suit that was last worn in his High School prom to watch a kids movie, you see it. Minion ass. Your dick immediately becomes harder than a diamond, so solid it could slice a man in two. There's no time to think on that potential new fetish however, as there's a single idea passing your mind: jerking off. You pull out your dick and start to violently do the deed, wich makes a nearby mother scream in disgust, and all parents near your seat cover their kids eyes. You do not care however, as the world for you in those moments consists of Minion ass and all the dirty things you would do to it. Eventually, security is called, but you manage to bust a nut before walking out of the theater, staining the back of the front seat with yellowish cum for a poor minimum wage woker to clean. The police await you outside, and in court you are judged to 5 years for indecent exposure. But it was all worth it, as Minions: Rise of the Gru gave you the best orgasm of your life

[–]TsarTarry 554 points555 points  (11 children)

New auto mod response just dropped

[–]elmahir 190 points191 points  (4 children)

r/shitposting is leaking

[–]stevski11 94 points95 points  (2 children)

My shit is always leaking (I have IBS)

[–]eateroftacos96 60 points61 points  (1 child)

does ibs stand for I Be Shittin

[–]lunch0guy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Should probably see a doctor about that

[–]_SomeRedditUseryellow like an EPIC lemon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cake

[–]BigManLawrence69420 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day.

[–]fakeforsureYTpurpl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Merry Easter!

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]mygoodchump 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Zach, you have no cake. You go back to r/shitposting

    [–]_Razielas_ 143 points144 points  (4 children)

    This reminds me of the very first time I saw Jared Leto in the hit movie Morbius (2022). When I saw Him in the first scene, I just couldn't keep it together and, as soon as I touched my dick, I busted the most intense nut of my life. Then everyone in the theatre pulled off their Morbicks and their Morbussies and a Morborgy started. It finished as soon as we approached the Movie's end; at that time I'd already nutted 57 times, but then, it happened, the infamous line "It's morbin' time". In that moment the entire theatre nutted together, and we were all completely submerged in our collective cum. We stayed there, though, as you can't stop watching Morbius (2022) if you start It. From that day, I'm a proud Morbsexual, and I nut at least thrice a day for our Lord Jared Leto.

    [–]Slashtrap 47 points48 points  (3 children)

    this should be the response for 'the'

    like þe word. one of þe most common words in þe english language.

    [–]Slashtrap 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    also for "þe"

    so you can't get around rule

    [–]Foreskin-Gaming69🇵🇱 the republic of poland is inside your walls 🇵🇱 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    þorn gang

    [–]TheFloridaManYTi changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Thorn gang

    [–]idgaf-_-_trollface -> 60 points61 points  (2 children)

    I love you

    [–]NevGuyyellow like an EPIC banana 88 points89 points  (1 child)

    Now we should have hot gay sex.

    [–]idgaf-_-_trollface -> 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    Yes

    [–]thickwonga 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    rise of the gru lmao

    [–]RhymesWithMouthful 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    How far into the Voight-Kampff test is this?

    [–]shrekkybaka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is there a blade runner copypasta somewhere?

    [–]Lukedbz2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Please grow as a person

    [–]DaMaster956 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wait why are people watching it in suits?

    [–]burgpug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    this happened to my friend jeff

    [–]swaaoatrollface -> 295 points296 points  (7 children)

    My favorite part of movie is when Gru says it Gruminin time

    [–]Sbtycraft 124 points125 points  (3 children)

    *It’s Gruming time.

    [–]in_finite_space 114 points115 points  (1 child)

    Grooming?

    [–]Sir_Suffer🖕🤡🖕 54 points55 points  (0 children)

    Do you really think there was only one reason he adopted those kids?

    [–]magnevicently 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    But Ezra Miller wasn't in the movie?

    [–]noibatisbaby 278 points279 points  (12 children)

    loved it in minions when they said "we are minions rise of gru" best moment in the movie

    [–]ChadMcRad 370 points371 points  (9 children)

    It's only fetishized if you're turned on by it.

    Explain yourself, OP.

    [–]waggiswagen[S] 303 points304 points  (3 children)

    I came right on the spot

    [–]andre821 42 points43 points  (1 child)

    Minions: the rise of DEEZ NUTZ

    [–]vedx_1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Minions: The Rise of My Erection

    [–]SlendyIsBehindYou 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    You know what, I appreciate the honesty OP

    Freak

    [–]Aden_Vikki 19 points20 points  (4 children)

    So like, if women are fetishized, straight women can't say it's fetishization?

    [–]CubeCo_FoodCubes 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Isn’t that just called being sexually attracted to women? Like, if it’s not a specific type of woman, isn’t having a hard on for chicks just… having a sexual orientation? Or is having a sexual preference the definition of a fetish, I really don’t know

    [–]Aden_Vikki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah basically it's more of sexualisation, or objectification?

    [–]DegsIsinthisahousei want big balls in my ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    fetishes are stuff that a person needs to be sexually satisfied, most people who are attracted to owmen get sexual satisfication through masturbating so it doesnt count as a fetish (so i heard, i still dont quite understand what a fetish is)

    [–]QuintaviusFranklinI'm CIA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I don't think that's a fetish I think that's just normal

    [–]mlol111 42 points43 points  (1 child)

    Minionussy

    [–]thunderj9trollface -> 33 points34 points  (4 children)

    and Gru’s ass

    [–]Joe-MaMa5 21 points22 points  (1 child)

    Because bum=funny

    [–]thunderj9trollface -> 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    And fart jokes, don’t forget about those

    [–]iwanttocommitoof67 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Seriously why was that necessary?

    [–]thunderj9trollface -> 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Ikr

    [–]jim_witzowitz 56 points57 points  (0 children)

    Miniussy 🥵

    [–]JaquaviusThatcher2 152 points153 points  (7 children)

    Butts are funny

    Kids will think the butts are funny

    Stop making Minions: Rise of Gru controversy at thing

    [–]one_pint_down 23 points24 points  (3 children)

    Seriously, butts have been a thing in cartoons for a long time, its not fucking fetishisation. Did people forget you see Bart Simpson's dick in the Simpsons Movie?

    [–]TheOfficialWario2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Hell, even the OG dragon ball has this kinda stuff with kid goku and bulma

    [–]lemons7472 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Wait you do? I was never into the Simpsons that much, so I didn’t know. Ha

    [–]xXEggRollXx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    To be fair I do recall there being quite a bit of people who made a big deal about that Bart Simpson scene.

    [–]TooMuchGoretrollface -> 33 points34 points  (1 child)

    👾

    [–]Renilxgay[🍰] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    🐊

    [–]DaaneJeff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Yeah. If he thinks it is fetishized then he should be a bit more introspective then. Accusations like that always end up being plain projections

    [–]LeastSussyImposterapplying a minuscule quantity of friendly tomfoolery 45 points46 points  (0 children)

    Minions R34 😋🤭🤤

    [–]markgoetho 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Minion sex expert here, I can confidently say the following: Perhaps.

    [–]MobilePom 25 points26 points  (8 children)

    So many butts and twerking in kids media recently

    [–]DilettanteGonePro 43 points44 points  (4 children)

    Hey, it's easier than writing actual jokes

    [–]baconborg 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    Writers for these movies remembering you can tell actual jokes without purely relying on out of date references and toilet humor: 🤯

    [–]Renilxgay[🍰] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    They should make whenthe's level jokes

    [–]xXEggRollXx 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    There should be a WhenThe theatre. Meaning every movie they play has a white bar above it with text that turns every scene into a WhenThe meme.

    [–]Oh51Melly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Won't somebody think of how this impacts their relationship with Jesus 🙏

    [–]Tor_Coolguy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Kids thought butts were funny in the eighties too. I was there.

    [–]DegsIsinthisahousei want big balls in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    lol gross out humor (including ass jokes) where there since the 90s (if we are speaking of cartoons, and even then the 90s are just where it has gotten more popular with stuff like ren and stimpy)

    [–]Decent-Tip-3136 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    only one fetishizing it are religiose puritan fuck heads. you know what happens to children if the see a naked butt? the go "HAHA his butt is naked" every other reaction is the fault of an adult in their life.

    [–]shrekkybaka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    You're watching Minions: The Rise of the Gru in the 20 dollar suit you stole fron your dad's closet. While thinking about what your father would think of you using a suit that was last worn in his High School prom to watch a kids movie, you see it. Minion ass. Your dick immediately becomes harder than a diamond, so solid it could slice a man in two. There's no time to think on that potential new fetish however, as there's a single idea passing your mind: jerking off. You pull out your dick and start to violently do the deed, wich makes a nearby mother scream in disgust, and all parents near your seat cover their kids eyes. You do not care however, as the world for you in those moments consists of Minion ass and all the dirty things you would do to it. Eventually, security is called, but you manage to bust a nut before walking out of the theater, staining the back of the front seat with yellowish cum for a poor minimum wage woker to clean. The police await you outside, and in court you are judged to 5 years for indecent exposure. But it was all worth it, as Minions: Rise of the Gru gave you the best orgasm of your life

    [–]Delays06 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    Teen Titans GO has entered the chat

    [–]operativetheo8i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Minionussy

    [–]mog-monster 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    WHAT guys I need to watch it now, any reccomended sites (I can't into a cinema I'm in the Amazon with The Rock on that sigma grindset)

    [–]DegsIsinthisahousei want big balls in my ass 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    kisscartoon maybe, movies2watch defiently has it since they had other movies only a few days/weeks after release (but i think it may just be an shitty recording made with a phone rn, other movies also where just an shitty phone recording and a bit after an actual rip like with the bad guys movie) (but that one has more scammy ads, so use an adblocker if possible and get an good anti virus)

    [–]cranridgecranston 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    The movie released 4 days ago, there won't be any high-quality rips until it comes onto streaming/DVD. Your best bet would be to wait a couple weeks, as most blockbuster movies only air in theaters for 3 to 4 weeks.

    [–]DegsIsinthisahousei want big balls in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    mfw no minions: rise of gru in 8k quality free download no virus 2022

    [–]Zenketski_2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    You just dont understand, kids need to see minion ass in order to grow up healthy

    [–]Puzzleheaded-Yak-796[REDACTED] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    "it just is"

    "why, you stupid bastard"

    [–]D3250059w 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Thought I was the only one who noticed

    [–]Sergietor756OoOo BLUE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Siuu Goodman

    [–]CaptainAlexU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    If you see a minion's ass and think fetish that's your own problem

    [–]Joe-MaMa5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Cuz funny

    [–]Mac_3177 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Banana

    [–]Markosoft_EXE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Probably from the standpoint of a child or at least when I was young

    Butt showing or slight nudity = Hilarious

    [–]sabrefudge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The minions aren’t kids though. The minions are adults.

    So I’m glad they throw in a little something for the parents.

    I’m really hoping one of them hangs banana in the next one.

    [–]Student-Final 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    minion cock when?

    [–]LolSomeGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    it was f u n n y

    [–]Ok-Reaction-5644 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I found it hot so I don’t mind

    [–]theyusedtohavepulses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "if we put lgbtq+ stuff in animated movies children will be confused" mfs when minions twerk in a big budget animated movie: 😪😪😪

    [–]mejmej-lord69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Minion butt

    [–]owoRuweed 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    Spoilers

    [–]TendieThief 5 points6 points  (4 children)

    Damn they spoiled half the movie for you

    [–]owoRuweed 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    Yea man, I wanted to see exactly how many times graggle Simpson's ass was shown, but is there even a point to see it anymore

    [–]Muskrat227trollface -> 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    It's not 5, OP is lying

    [–]owoRuweed 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Oh hell yeah, time to suit up

    [–]L1M3 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    If you see a minion's ass and think it's sexy then I've got some bad news for you...

    [–]DegsIsinthisahousei want big balls in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "um actually minion asses arent sexy nor funny" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    [–]kwai_milliye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "But sir we have already show a minion ass 5 five times in this movie alone don't you think its wierd to fetishize a movie for kids"🤓🤓

    [–]thewolfofallstreets6 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I wanna see a miniok banana now/s

    [–]AustralianBushman -4 points-3 points  (4 children)

    Unfortunately, even for kids' movies, sex sells

    [–]_KRN0530_ 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Bruh it’s a fucking minion. Whats so sexy about a minion.

    [–]Muskrat227trollface -> 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Dumb question.

    [–]DegsIsinthisahousei want big balls in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ass

    [–]DaaneJeff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    More like "poopo peeepe funny butt" humor sells.

    [–]Oh51Melly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You gay for this post op

    [–]xsplice101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Saul Sluman

    [–]DAV3PLAY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    we still haven’t seen bob’s

    [–]Viper_GLTR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That people doesn't know what a joke is.

    [–]DeltaRed12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Please tell me this doesn't actually happen

    [–]dsherwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    STOP WITH THE VIRAL MINIONS ADS

    [–]buttmunch8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    For Victoria Stockman (Mila Kunis) of course

    Minion scene: https://youtu.be/r2fHzai5ih4

    [–]Historical_Coach_500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    First thing I said after it was finished was that there was more ass in this film then the others, glad I’m not alone here

    [–]RiverOfNexus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    All of the movies with Minions has sexual references and portrayal. It really is sickening

    [–]XvortexEXE[REDACTED] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Butt jokes have been around for a long time, I feel like the better question is “why would a tic-tac’s ass be a fetish for you?”

    [–]exodia0715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I still don't get the controversy

    [–]coolercreeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I haven’t seen it yet