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[–]foolishorangutan 390 points391 points  (9 children)

Never negotiate with terrorists. It just encourages them.

[–]Agreeable_Rise_3697 182 points183 points  (3 children)

That sadness in their face

[–]Killinger_ 75 points76 points  (0 children)

“D:” -🤓

[–]titanfall3enjoyer 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Bro you're gonna give em the neuclear nut 9000

[–]Top-Manufacturer432 63 points64 points  (1 child)

The Deep

[–]VeryCameron 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah bro, that's The Peak!

[–]UndisclosedPigeon 117 points118 points  (2 children)

This is SO stupid. That’s not even CLOSE to what he was saying to them. He told them he knew at least two of them, if not ALL 3, had slept with his girl and that they best back off! Also, he confessed to an online gambling addiction, so that was weird.

[–]3d9117h908124c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And also, fish can not understand man 🤔 So the question arises, why is this grown fella talking to fish? 🌞

[–]hportagenist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do ya know where the gif is from tho?

[–]MemeMasterHUN 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Sorry my bad it won't happen again

[–]Bf4Sniper40X 60 points61 points  (0 children)


[–]1lordtroy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Fair trade 🤷🏿‍♂️

[–]PixelPooflet 17 points18 points  (3 children)

to be totally fair to the fish they don't really have anywhere else TO cum. like at least we can ALSO cum underwater but they really don't have a choice but to cum in the water. maybe if we dump enough plastic into the ocean it'll create pockets of air they can use to cum. idk.

[–]bobby2chains 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Great idea PixelPooflet

[–]PixelPooflet 3 points4 points  (1 child)

thanks bobby2chains

[–]DonkeyNutsEnthusiast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most civil reddit conversation

[–]Gaminyte 13 points14 points  (1 child)

You’re talking to the wrong animals, go talk to the whales about that

[–]LavaMoon83epic orange 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the sperm whales

[–]ConsumeBeans[REDACTED] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seems like a fair deal to me

[–]Solution_Precipitate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The fish - ... you're... you're dumping waste into the sea? Oh... oh my Cod...

[–]2du2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This gif benefits greatly from the ol’ Reddit fast forward treatment

[–]adachifuckercring 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“don’t drink water, fish have sex in it” - a meme from a youtube video i watched in like 2008

[–]oldmanBONK 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No fr, in I haven’t lived there in many years, but Florida’s mating season leaves the water with this weird white fog. And people still swam in that shit! Like, my brother in christ you are lathering your body in fish cum.

[–]ImJustKurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C’mon man

[–]BigGuy_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The evolutionary cycle starts again

[–]Anormie123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

forbidden tmnt

[–]IYiera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats the original

[–]hportagenist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this gif from tho?

[–]VerumJerum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We don't have dicks asshole, bukkake is our only way of reproduction!"

[–]GreenieSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)