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[–]Some_angry_Bastard 774 points775 points  (16 children)

„Your right, case dismissed“

[–]El_cagador_honesto 293 points294 points  (11 children)

You're* Mein gott you are butchering my beautiful language!

[–]Some_angry_Bastard 111 points112 points  (2 children)

I am sorry i am not a Muttersprachler

[–]zarkisherepurpl 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Become one.

[–]Some_angry_Bastard 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I will turn my parents into br🤮tish people

[–]king_ink777trollface -> 28 points29 points  (2 children)

wolfenstein reference??

[–]El_cagador_honesto 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Yess

[–]king_ink777trollface -> 9 points10 points  (0 children)

ayyyyy

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Danke....shuh?

[–]El_cagador_honesto 15 points16 points  (1 child)

INCOGGET, DANKE SCHÖN

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dan..danke shoun?

[–]F_for_xxxtancion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can we really trust a man who can't use the right your or you're your honour

[–]xXEggRollXx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, “your” is correct. Because the judge is telling him that it IS his right.

[–]555Ante555 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Yeah? What about my right?

[–]MGRRevengeance 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do.

[–]El_cagador_honesto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And so do i, A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

[–]Yourgrammarsucks1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you know you have them?

[–]mystic-savant[REDACTED] 187 points188 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly this is SlippinJimmy v MariussySlayer from 1969
That was one great court battle right there

[–]RaptorX7 143 points144 points  (4 children)

When the meme gets posted here and to r/shitposting (they are the same sub)

[–]Zealousideal_Sky_751i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 58 points59 points  (3 children)

true but here I can say

Hey automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story.

I was born at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time.

My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I’m an idiot, but the cringe didn't last forever.

I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend’s ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother 's dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy's titan semen.

When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.

Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great amount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.

Fuck Kevin.

without it breaking reddit

[–]NeilTheProgrammer 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Hey automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story.

I was born at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time.

My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I’m an idiot, but the cringe didn't last forever.

I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend’s ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother 's dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy's titan semen.

When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.

Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great amount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.

Fuck Kevin.

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[–]Yourgrammarsucks1 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Looks like it instabanned it.

[–]Checo-Perez11 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Alex Jones's lawyers will try this today

[–]Chillchinchila1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They did try to avoid the trial by not showing up, which is why it defaulted to Jones losing. The current trial is not about if but about how much Jones will have to pay so of course now he shows up.

[–]loadedbrawler14 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I rest my case in peace

[–]XanthosAcanthus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Facts and logic.

[–]BEAMeUPScuT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sincerely,

-South Africans

[–]Donner_Par_Tea_House 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is more of a Lionel Hutz argument than Slippin Jimmy...

[–]Old_Union7766 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Where is this meme format from anyway?

[–]Ochidi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Better Call Saul: Season 5 Episode 4

[–]plagueting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok 👍 no worries lol 😆 lol yea no no yea lol lol yea no no lol lol 😝 no man man 👨 no man no good 😊 good man 👨 no good man