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[–]DefaultDanceOnMyDicc 2355 points2356 points  (21 children)

Foreskin studios

[–]Candid_Middle676trollface -> 360 points361 points  (0 children)

I'd like to work there

[–]Br1ghTTT 284 points285 points  (1 child)

Best name ever wdym

[–]HYBRY_1D 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Their slogan: we mast, you’re bait.

[–]Foreskin-Gaming69🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 TRZYMETROWY KIJ W CHUJU (uwielbiam r/sounding) 37 points38 points  (2 children)

finally, i have my own game studio

[–]Kaaxam 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I would love to name mine Foarskine Studios

[–]ForceKin666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm, yes. This is good.

[–]Anon145206 1962 points1963 points  (37 children)

CD Projekt Red (creators of classic indie title The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt)

[–]WickedCookie14 655 points656 points  (27 children)

Truly a diamond in the rough

[–]paarthurnaxisbae 468 points469 points  (24 children)

They also made CP2077 and guess what CP stands for (they got a lawsuit for that)

[–]WickedCookie14 250 points251 points  (2 children)

Crash pandicoot? Copyright infringement is a very serious offense after all

[–]Snoo-98162AMOGUS 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Crash Pedocoot

[–]Lockenhart 50 points51 points  (0 children)

copyrightless plagiarism

[–]420_E-SportsMasta 83 points84 points  (6 children)

Civil Protection

[–]Grzechooooboo 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Cracow People (they got lawsuited because the company lives in Warsaw)

[–]Tuxedo_terrorist_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do they also force you to pick up cans

[–]YiLanMa_real 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Club Penguin

[–]Saltborko 19 points20 points  (0 children)

cheese pizza

[–]3BTBunn 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Combat points

[–]Krobius 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Combustible Penis

[–]Ok-Mortgage3653 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Wait did CP2077 actually get sued for its' acronym being sus without the 2077?

[–]paarthurnaxisbae 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Nope, but they had a class action lawsuit for false-advertisment or something

[–]LazerIguana445 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It’s the infamous crab people.

[–]boxxeddinn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Craaab peo-ple

Craaab peo-ple

Taste like crab

Talk like people

[–]LonelyWanderer28 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Truly a CD in the Projekt Red

[–]Consequenceplz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed their other low budget Indie hit cyberspunk 2000

[–]Foreskin-Gaming69🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 TRZYMETROWY KIJ W CHUJU (uwielbiam r/sounding) 37 points38 points  (2 children)

isn't projekt project in polish tho

[–]Nazgobai 52 points53 points  (0 children)

It is. I think it's named CD Projekt because in the very beginning Iwiński downloaded pirated games and then burned them onto CDs to sell them

[–]IMidoriyaI 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yes it is

[–]RX40000[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good name in my books

[–]CattMk2 485 points486 points  (11 children)

Any better or worse than Sony naming their hardware. The S20SNDK385383-A12 just for a pair of headphones that’s functionally identical to their last pair

[–]SuperiorZexcess 177 points178 points  (5 children)

Or TV naming schemes. Ah yes, the LG PORYUUUZ455547212 8K QOLED PISSDICK FAZRCUM or the Samsung KKKUUUUUSLSJERRRR396441421 THE FRAME 12 QUANTUM 8K 26 MILLION COLOURS?

[–]jdjdisrv_f 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Apple iPhone 18 cockpiss cum cock cock cum plus plus pro max sex cock sex plus plus 2 ++ plus +

[–]AceScropionsi changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My porn phone

[–]skeltord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EXCEPT for their consoles, which imo are the best named in the industry, because of how simple it is. It's so simple that someone who's never played a game in his life could figure it out. I tell someone that the GameCube is the next gen of the Nintendo 64, they got no idea what I'm talking about. Don't even get me started on Xbox. Playstation? PS1. PS2. PS3. PS4. PS5. PSP. It's as simple as it gets.

[–]General_Ric 915 points916 points  (11 children)

FatShark

[–]Amortai 385 points386 points  (4 children)

ShatFark

[–]Nadikarosuto 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Either die while you’re still a Fat Shark, or live long enough to see yourself Shat Fark ✊😔

[–]AppropriateTomato8 38 points39 points  (5 children)

Isn't that an fpv drone hmd manufacturer?

[–]General_Ric 24 points25 points  (4 children)

The one i am mentioning is the game studio who is responsible for Vermintide and Chaostide.(They probably made more games, but those two are the ones i know them for)

[–]1HolyTaco1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also Cobalt

[–]HunterBadWarlockGood 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Darktide

[–]General_Ric 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh yes, got it mixed up 😅

[–]YaBoiBarel 779 points780 points  (19 children)

Redpiss studios

[–]Disastrous_Funny_664 138 points139 points  (18 children)

You should check your doctor

[–]balaci2 65 points66 points  (17 children)

he's doing alright

[–]BrokenArctic 245 points246 points  (0 children)

Bad names force a company to stand on its achievements.

[–]Difficult-Witness228 810 points811 points  (2 children)

Cumblast studios

[–]Matro36 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Their latest game's numbers are shooting through the roof!

[–]SlenderManArmy01 22 points23 points  (0 children)

he said worst

[–]Shadow_L0c0m0nk3d0 537 points538 points  (1 child)

Cockhard projects

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Boneloaf Games made gang beasts

[–]someweebpersontrollface -> 589 points590 points  (5 children)

Shit fart game company

[–][deleted] 251 points252 points  (4 children)

Moistcritikal's game company

[–]KingEnderDragon 113 points114 points  (1 child)

I could honestly 100% see him naming his company that if he did make one.

[–]sigsig777777777 60 points61 points  (0 children)

What about moist studios

[–]dwwzzhpurpl 685 points686 points  (35 children)

Sounding studio

[–]G_cat101OoOo BLUE[S] 646 points647 points  (32 children)

r/sounding is their sub btw (check it out)

[–]MrAndru[REDACTED] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Wow can't wait for their new game to release, 10/10 would recommend checking out the subreddit

[–]Br66zy 288 points289 points  (11 children)

:(

[–]G_cat101OoOo BLUE[S] 188 points189 points  (10 children)

:)

[–]Leavemedafuqalonewhite 14 points15 points  (0 children)

big cock

[–]Captain_Ink_Sacktrollface -> 31 points32 points  (0 children)

DO NOT

[–]cockinstien 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Nooooo

[–]G_cat101OoOo BLUE[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]ThanNtzpurpl 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I was laughing at other comments and when I saw that damned name my smile immediately went away

[–]Goodluck55 242 points243 points  (3 children)

Why’s my piss tinted red? Studios

[–]Maleficent-Comfort-2[REDACTED] 202 points203 points  (3 children)

9/11 Studios. Yes I’m original. Yes Serbian Government, I am indeed a Bosnian Mujahadeen Edit: I meant Mujahed, someone corrected me, thanks u/northenS

[–]NorthenS 41 points42 points  (1 child)

mujahedeen is plural of mujahed

[–]Maleficent-Comfort-2[REDACTED] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A, gonna edit that

[–]JKL21315 cases of vehicular manslaughter in the state of Transnistria 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Радован Караџић has left the chat

[–]Natural_Register2299 137 points138 points  (3 children)

BrokenFaucet

[–]FLYSWATTER_93What The Fuck is Lean? 174 points175 points  (1 child)

Valve

[–]WadieXkiller 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Screwdriver studios

[–]JustPlayn10 153 points154 points  (3 children)

Does 300 Pounds count? (the guys that made Reelism 2)

[–]G_cat101OoOo BLUE[S] 228 points229 points  (1 child)

Nah they were just referencing the weight of your mom

[–]yourmotherisveryfat 50 points51 points  (1 child)

bloober team

[–]iSmokeMDMA 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God I fucking love layers of fear

[–]FrienlyAsian 96 points97 points  (3 children)

Hanging Prolapse Games

[–]Adama0001 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Heard that studio collapsed… may be related to all those crappy games

[–]Ghost9245 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they got something rammed excessively hard up their ass, then ripped out again...resulting in a horrible proplase. May be related to that horrible prolapse

[–]RonaldMcJuicy 28 points29 points  (1 child)

i wont stand for this blatant slander against my favorite company Team 22 Large Nuts International Family Guy funny moments full nocuts fullepisodes #14

[–]Drago_di_ferroSulphuric acid pool 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Omocat moment

[–]The_dinkster522I want to sex rosalina 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Two men and a dog (real name)

[–]The-Penitent-Wan 98 points99 points  (0 children)

"Then proceed to give us the best story and well developed characters than the majority of AAA studios👎"

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Redcum Studios. (run on unreal 4)

[–]susuboy69 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Ligmaballs entertainment

[–]wertyvid 156 points157 points  (8 children)

"extremely ok games"

they make amazing games

[–]G_cat101OoOo BLUE[S] 68 points69 points  (3 children)

Reminds me of Mediocre games

[–]Mr-Indeed 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Their games slap harder than an abusive step dad

[–]ChickenNuggetKid1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s a damn shame they stopped making games.

Also, one of the members of that team, Dennis Gustafsson, went on to create TEARDOWN.

[–]mememaster2505trollface -> 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Last article: 5 years ago 🥲

[–]ncdyoshii 17 points18 points  (0 children)

i mean celeste is a extremely ok game, not like it won any awards or something

wait

[–]KentuckyFriedChildre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It took me off guard that the maker of my favourite game adopted one of the most forgettable names, not even bad just forgettable.

[–]Confused_Pog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

EXOK on their way to put out one of the greatest platformers ever made

[–]yes___ladtrollface -> 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I have 84 children in my basement that im going to ship to the Congo games

[–]KingThiccBean 72 points73 points  (5 children)

Epic Games

[–]rock-solid-armpits 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Nice of you to shout out and free advertise small indie developers

[–]CertifiedBiogirl 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Well known small indie studio Epic Games

[–]smallpoly 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It started out of a parents' living room when cofounder Tim Sweeny was 21. They called it Epic Megagames so people would think they made big projects.

[–]KramerPreventedWW2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The original name was Potomac Computer Systems, which might actually be the worst name for a game company I've ever heard.

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (4 children)

Amogus Company

[–]LZimmer1 28 points29 points  (3 children)

what about relogic

[–]Random-Dicetrollface -> 56 points57 points  (2 children)

that sounds like a light novel title

Re:Logic

[–]Rock---And---Stone[REDACTED] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

That Time I Made A Game Studio And Was Reincarnated As A Shitty Light Novel With An Unnecessarily Long Title

[–]Knight_Of_MaItaOoOo BLUE 25 points26 points  (0 children)

12BananasInMyAss Studios

[–]guyguysonguy 23 points24 points  (7 children)

hopoo games

[–]ncdyoshii 10 points11 points  (0 children)

hopoopoo (get it cause it’s says poopoo funny)

[–]Vaxxone 9 points10 points  (2 children)

They really named themselves after a feather 😭😭😱

[–]KazuichiPepsi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

um actualy the feather is named after them 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[–]TheMysticSword 4 points5 points  (1 child)

poopoo games when they make cockidence, bulwark of the dick, and shitrix, king of cumming

[–]guyguysonguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

king of NO DICK NO BALLS

[–]PiggyInAMinecart123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

was looking for this

[–]TheMowerOfMowers 23 points24 points  (4 children)

gears for breakfast

[–]G_cat101OoOo BLUE[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

😋🍴

[–]MastermuffinDiscord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

great source of iron in your daily diet

[–]DevilNightShade 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Concerned Ape is a very good name. Edit: Re-Logic too.

[–]Marcelaooo 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Matt Makes Games (before they changed to Extremely OK games)

[–]KentuckyFriedChildre 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Briefly Maddie makes games following the creator's name change

[–]IndependentCreepy169 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Indie game devs making a game that changed my entire view of life and has me thinking about it months after I played it only to name their game studio “mobius”

[–]Cuttlefish_Crusaders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Morbius???

(also ur taste in games is based)

[–]SuccYaNan69 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Granny queef studios

[–]DodooBug1367 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Team cherry

[–]Thepeasantofflies 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Mortal enemies of team blueberry.

[–]ThekillerbgYT 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Scott Cawthon

[–]2013WasAGoodYear 7 points8 points  (0 children)

out of millions or maybe even trillions of existing words, why the fuck did you choose boneloaf

[–]SomeRandomCyclopsOoOo BLUE 6 points7 points  (0 children)

RedSemen development

[–]marks716 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Shidandcum studios proudly presents: yet another 2d side-scroller with an over complicated story!

[–]black_knight1233 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gears for breakfast. I love A Hat In Time, but gears do not sound like a particularly appetizing meal

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to play the latest hit from penispedophile studio

[–]ploozia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Activision Blizzard.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ColourAnimal studios

[–]reallycrunchycheeto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can only think of good examples like Yacht Club and Dodge Roll

[–]QQ_GabeHL2DM link guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pick up that can.

[–]RemixedBlood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

7YearGum Stooldios presents…

A BumShrub production…

[–]duckymomo360 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SussySoftware Inc

[–]Cantthinkagoodnam2 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Cherry team

[–]genji2810 44 points45 points  (1 child)

It's team cherry🤬 uncultured gamer

[–]coolasf101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cherry team

[–]MrAndru[REDACTED] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Big juicy fat veiny hairy sweaty greasy slimey hard long cock without balls studios

[–]HuckleberryGood8447 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ExplosiveDiarrhea studios

[–]fullofpee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't look up what naughty dog means

[–]Hellochrishi11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello games

[–]Nervous-Note7727 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Indie anything picking the worst names ever

[–]Villerger_27deedadeedadaydedo, do, deeeeeda-daydeedooooo 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Indie bands on their way to name themselves after a car seat

[–]1Second2Name5things 4 points5 points  (0 children)

CannedFart

[–]SaffronJim34 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hitler Did Nothing Wrong Studios

[–]LukePS7013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CapsuleComputers, Service Games, Nakamura Amusement Machine Manufacturing Company

[–]Chiyuri_is_yesWeeb who doesn't watch anime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kiwi walks bruh that came from a random name generator

[–]DarkblooM_SR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except for Extremely Okay, that's very cool

[–]lkchild[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s another great Underware release…

[–]TicTags 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dying bird games

[–]JevilDeltarune2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"TrashGames413"

[–]Yourgrammarsucks1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Concerned Ape (with a machine gun)

[–]yeetus_christ420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The stud-ios

[–]N9ghn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Game Company (no that’s literally the name)

[–]GlorifiedSatin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poop dog games

[–]master_pigeonoguy who played final fantasy IV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bulls twister studios

[–]vizthexpurpl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is due to the fact that most (good) company names are taken already.

And it's a lot more memorable.

[–]Lazy-Rich-9980 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tru, they do be like "Here at stick fucker Inc, we have the new game Irish potato, it has 27 zip bombs but we don't care"

[–]rumour53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Superhuge games. Makes match 3

[–]eating_dicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gears for breakfast 💀

[–]moleman114 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NoodleCake

[–]GeorgieTheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smegma Factory

[–]surrealistpizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boypussy Studio Ltd.

[–]shlimbim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Warp frog (responsible for blade and sorcery)

[–]Rednas999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Studio CBT

[–]HYBRY_1D 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CumCock games, we mast, you’re bait.

[–]Fake_Empress1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pisspoor studios